History Funny / TheDarkID

* fires rocket launcher. Three different angled shots of said rocket about to kill Señor X.*\\

-->'''Leon''':What the fuck were you thinking with that just then? Serious, I fought a giant blob with a teethed vagina for a mouth on the back of a speeding train in an exploding secret underground laboratory during a zombie outbreak and it wasn't a tenth as out of line with what I just went through.

** In the Resident Evil 2 LP, the perfect response to the revelation of the G-virus [[{{Squick}} reproductive method]]:

-->Id: Yes I died. TV in hell is all PewDiePie LPs, the latter seasons of 24 and Prison Break, alongside DOTA2 matches. It really isn't that much worse than modern programming back in the living world to be honest.

--->'''Dragon:''' What, Caim? Not going to quote [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] now?\\

-->'''Seere:''' It seems like every day it is 'Hierarch Seere, Nowe was fighting with his fellow knights again' or 'My lord, Nowe's dragon startled our horses with his theatrics. Sir Viper fell and broke his arm and Sir Zoah dinged his prized helmet and is vowing to tear out the dragon child's spleen' or 'Hierarch, the dragon child was questioning the holy practices of the Knights of the Seal.' Every day, I hear this kind of stuff when I just want nothing more than to sit in my chambers and enjoy a good book in peace.

** His reaction to the game's ham-fisted insistence on referring to Dick Hamilton[=/=] as "Dick" in dramatic instances when "dick" is shorthand for the far less {{Narm}}-y sounding "Richard." Especially when he learns his name is in fact, Dick Brown.

'''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here

-->'''Fei:''' I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.\\
'''Bart:''' I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?\\
'''Fei:''' I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.\\
'''Bart:''' Yeah right.\\
'''Citan:''' It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]\\
'''Bart:''' ({{Beat}})\\
'''Bart:''' ...Remind me not to piss you off.

-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...\\
'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...\\
'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...You’ve got to be shitting me.

-->'''Fei:''' Hey, Bart.\\
'''Bart:''' Yup.\\
'''Fei:''' Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?\\
'''Bart:''' Man, I don’t even care anymore.\\
'''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]:''' Welp. I am officially an atheist.\\
'''Elly:''' *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian*

* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'' has the first few instances of Señor X... wearing a sombrero and sporting a moustache. Leon takes him down and tries on his hat before discarding it because it doesn't suit him. What Señor X says as his first line sets the tone for what LetsPlay/TheDarkId has in mind for him:

'''Señor X''': ?Donde esta mi sombrero?

-->'''Señor X''': Oficial de policia, yo necesito mi sombrero.\\

'''Caim:''' WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats}}! '''HOOOOOOOO!'''\\

'''The President''': WHAT THE F**K IS THAT THING?! JESUS CHRIST! GET ME THE PENTAGON!!\\

'''Zoah''': HE IS A BAD MAN!\\

'''Zoah''': I AM A GOOD LISTENER.

'''Zoah''': I HAD NOT CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY. WE COULD ASSIGN NAME TAGS.\\

'''Zoah:''' A GRIM FATE.\\

'''Zoah:''' NONSENSE. I ADVOCATE GOING GREEN AND A BRIGHTER, CLEANER FUTURE FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE TOMORROW.\\

'''Zoah:''' YES. IT IS 100% PROCESSED RECYCLED MATERIAL.\\

'''Zoah:''' I DO MY PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

-->'''[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]''': '''COEN!! WILLIAM LESTER COEN!! THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH!'''
-->'''Tyrant-Billy''': Crap...
-->'''God''': '''YOU'VE TAKEN A PISS ON MY CREATIONS LONG ENOUGH!'''
-->'''Tyrant-Billy''': But... Err... But... Have you taken a look at this thing? I... I don't think you made this one...*Shows the rocket launcher*
-->'''God''': '''LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK THERE! HMM! WOAH! WHAT IS THAT THING?! I'M NOT BITING THE BULLET ON THAT ONE!!'''
-->'''Tyrant-Billy''': [[HopeSpot So... You're giving me a pass here, right?]]
-->'''God''': '''YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION, WILLIAM! IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT THIS BE YOUR NEW CAGE OF FLESH! YOU WILL WALK THE ETHERAL LIMBO NO LONGER! YOU ARE BOUND HERE UNTIL YOUR UNDOING!'''
-->'''Tyrant-Billy''': Goddammit...
-->'''God''': '''[[AnswersTotheNameOfGod I'LL DO NO SUCH THING!]]'''

-->'''Chris''': Hey! Fuck you... Billy... '''FUCKING'''... COEN!
-->'''Tyrant-Billy''': [[LameComeback Dang...]]

--->'''The President''': What do you want?
--->'''Saddler''': ''(appears on viewing screen)'' Just a simple donation to the tune of...
--->'''The President''': WHAT THE F**K IS THAT THING?! JESUS CHRIST! GET ME THE PENTAGON!!
--->*nuclear explosion*

--->'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''': Right...so these are unlocked by ''fucking with the city's power grid.''
--->'''Larry''': Hey, Lou I forgot my keys in the back room.
--->'''Lou''': Larry, this is the third time this week!
--->'''Larry''': Look, just power down the south east grid so I can grab them and get home in time for That 70's Show.
--->'''Lou''': But the hospital is on that grid.
--->'''Larry''': Don't be a baby. I'll just be a second.
--->'''Lou''': Tch... Fine.

-->'''Señor X''': *[[ThereWasADoor Bursts through a wall]]*
-->'''Señor X''': ?Donde esta mi sombrero?

-->'''Señor X''': Oficial de policia, yo necesito mi sombrero.
-->'''Leon''': Yuck, subtitles.

-->'''Señor X''': Sí, señor. It's a boss fight, ese.
-->'''Leon''': Wait, you can speak American?
-->'''Señor X''': It's called English, idiota.

-->'''Señor X''': Your discrimination over de country of my origin is most disrespectful, mah. At least I can hold a job. What are you doing, eh? Lost your job on your first day? Itz pathetic, ese. What kinda cop are you?
-->'''Leon''': [[RantInducingSlight Shut up! Shut up! I hate essays! I cheated on my final exam at the academy! No... I never even went to an academy. I got my certification on some website I Googled. I put down I had 20 years of law enforcement experience I was on a Counter-Terrorist team on my application... That was a fucking]] VideoGame/CounterStrike [[RantInducingSlight clan... How was I to know they'd actually hire me?!]]
-->'''Señor X''': Man, [[TooMuchInformation too much information...]]

-->'''Narration''': ''Some time passes...''
-->'''Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': Following his death, his twin brother, Sir Arthur Ashford took the reins of the family seat. Under his leadership, the Ashford family reached new heights. At which point, there was-
-->'''Narration''': ''Another span...''
-->'''Claire''': Ugh. I think this lecture is giving me a headache...
-->'''Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': Under Sir Edward Ashford, my father, the Ashford Family oversaw the creation of Umbrella Incorporated alongside Lord Ozwald Spencer and Sir James Marcus. With their help the Ashfords-"
-->'''Narration''': ''Nearly as long as a single average FetchQuest...''
-->'''Claire''': *Snaps and draws Alfred's sniper rifle*
-->'''Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': Ah, yes, madam. That rifle was handed down to my son, Sir Alfred Ashford, on his sixth birthday. Finely crafted by a master gunsmith in Switzerland, the rifle was fine tuned to a standard only fitting for the fine Ashford line. But why, dear lady, do you possess my successor kin's weapon?
-->'''Claire''': I've got you now! *Fires and blows out his heart*
-->'''Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': One moment, please, madam. *dons a monocle*
-->'''His monocle''': *Classic monocle pop. Nosferatu falls down dead.*
-->'''Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud...]]

--->One of the bars in the kitchen, you say. I'm not going to even get into how idiotic it would be to imprison people in a kitchen. What dwells in a kitchen?
--->[''picture of frying pans'']
--->Blunt objects...
--->[''picture of kitchen knives'']
--->Blades...
--->[''picture of Gordon Ramsay'']
--->Goddamn Chef Gordon Ramsay.
--->Any of these three things could be easily used to murder the shit out of the skinny carnie villains of the day. To spoil a bit further into the stage, there's an actual dungeon. But, they decided to use the kitchen for their holding cell and put upward of ten people in it. Ten plus against a force of presumably the Scissortwins and a butler. Was this a village populated by quadriplegics or the French?

--->'''Vincent:''' I desire a piggy-back ride.
--->'''Yuffie:''' Wait, hold on! Just-
--->'''Vincent:''' If my heart weren't filled with such darkness and sorrow, I would be going 'weeee'. Do you too enjoy the pleasures brought by a good piggy-back session?

-->'''Caim:''' Are you calling my sister a whore?
-->'''Dragon:''' I was suggesting nothing of the sort. Merely, I feel you should loo-
-->'''Caim:''' 'cause this one prick back in Caerleon once suggest something like that. Let's just say the amount of damage a tea cup can inflict shouldn't be underestimated.

--->'''Caim:''' See what I mean. He’s telling us how a pact works.
--->'''Dragon:''' ''<strains voice>'' “Caaaaaaiiim! You can inhale aaaaaair and process it with a straaaaange mechanism known as luuuuuuungs! With this daaaaaark proceeeeesssssss you can perform the aaaaaaancient rite known as breeeeaaaathing!”
--->'''Caim:''' Hehe. Let me try. "Caaaaaaaiim! By puuuuuuting ONE foot forward THEN the oooooootheeeeer you will be able to TRAAAANSPOOOORT yourself. They caaaaaall this dark gift WALKING!"
--->'''Dragon:''' Hah.

--->'''Dragon:''' I already told you the village has fallen. I heard a voice from one of the elves residing there. They said:
--->'''Elf:''' Oh god stop stabbing me no...! Stop stabbing me! Nooo what are you doing?! What is he doing? No... NO! Not the bees! AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH! They're in my eyes! My eyes! AURGHAFFFA!!!
--->'''Dragon:''' It just became unpleasant after that.

--->'''Caim:''' ...
--->'''Goblin:''' ...?
--->'''Caim:''' ...
--->'''Goblin:''' Well, out with it, man!
--->'''Caim:''' Dragon, say it for me.
--->'''Dragon:''' No, Caim. I shall not.
--->'''Caim:''' Come on, it's a good one liner!
--->'''Dragon:''' ’My name is Caim and it’s killing time’ is not a good one liner. I’m embarrassed to just repeat it aloud to you.
--->'''Caim:''' Dammit, dragon! You’re ruining this for me!

--->'''Dragon:''' What, Caim? Not going to quote [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] now?
--->'''Caim:''' Dragon, please. He-Man was gay as shit. I wouldn't be caught dead quoting that crap.
--->'''Dragon:''' Good. [[TemptingFate At least you have some tas]]-
--->'''Caim:''' Thunder... Thunder!
--->'''Dragon:''' Oh good grief...
--->'''Caim:''' WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats}}! '''HOOOOOOOO!'''
--->'''Dragon:''' My shame being in a pact with you grows with each passing hour...

-->'''Image of a VERY gleeful Caim''': Caim's status: Loving this shit!
-->'''Image of Manah's eyes wide with terror''': Manah's pants status: Thoroughly shat!

-->'''Serge''': Stop Lynx from doing...what exactly? What? I honestly have absolutely no idea why I should give a crap about that prick anymore. Not a clue! Zoah, do you know?
-->'''Zoah''': HE IS A BAD MAN!
-->'''Serge''': ...Why do I even talk to you?
-->'''Zoah''': I AM A GOOD LISTENER.

--->'''Serge''': No... No, Zoah... We already HAVE a Norris. We can’t get another one. We can’t even keep track of the one we already have. This is far too much responsibility having two! I mean...what are we going to call the second Norris? Have you thought about this? What happens when both Norris...es are in the room? Huh?
--->'''Zoah''': I HAD NOT CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY. WE COULD ASSIGN NAME TAGS.
--->'''Serge''': Name tags...?! They are literally the same person! Not virtually identical... Not clones... It is the same exact guy times two! I’m not sure why the universe hasn’t exploded with them being in the same room together. But, name tags would not work. What next?! Do we make one of the Norrises put on blackface and we start calling him ''black Norris?'' Is that what you are proposing, Zoah? ''Blackface Norris?!''

--->'''Serge''': So are we like in the future now? Or is this another dead timeline where everyone was doomed to a fate of being shadows that only spout exposition?
--->'''Zoah:''' A GRIM FATE.
--->'''Serge''': Eh? I thought you’d be all about the grim dark future, Roadwarrior?
--->'''Zoah:''' NONSENSE. I ADVOCATE GOING GREEN AND A BRIGHTER, CLEANER FUTURE FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE TOMORROW.
--->'''Serge''': Tch...whatever. That tin can of yours recycled too?
--->'''Zoah:''' YES. IT IS 100% PROCESSED RECYCLED MATERIAL.
--->'''Serge''': Oh...uhh... I really wasn’t expecting that... Uhh...well... Good for you...
--->'''Zoah:''' I DO MY PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

--->'''Serge''': You can't make fun of a jester... That...well, it just doesn't work, kiddo... Go steal Zoah's helmet or something.
--->'''Marcy''': Nah... I like tried that once and stuff already.
--->'''Serge''': Oh yeah...? What was under there...?
--->'''Marcy''': You're like totally lookin' at it. Geez.
--->'''Serge''': (''{{Beat}}'') ...I don't follow.
--->'''ZOAH''': WEATHER IN EL NIDO CAN BE ERRATIC. I LIKE TO DRESS IN LAYERS.

--->'''Serge''': Alright, [[VillainousHarlequin Harle]], let's practice fire safety this time, yeah?
--->'''Harle''': [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Oui, Monsieur Lynx. Je vous promets.]]
--->'''Serge''': I understood like one word of that. But, I'll take that as a yes. Just no starting fires, okay?
--->'''ZOAH''': [[GratuitousFrench OUI. LA SÉCURITÉ INCENDIE EST IMPORTANT.]]
--->'''Serge''': Zoah, if that blue robot wasn't so idiotic looking and the dream chef wasn't a cannibal you would be ''so'' out of the A-team right now...

--->'''Dark Serge:''' MY SPLEEN!
--->'''ZOAH:''' INCORRECT, SIR.
--->'''Dark Serge:''' WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
--->'''ZOAH:''' '''THIS''' IS YOUR SPLEEN.

--->'''Chief Direa:''' ...Do you speak the truth? Hmm, I see... So that's why you have an odd air about you. As for a way to return to your original world, I do not know. But there are always reasons why such phenomena occur...
--->'''Serge:''' There wouldn't be a plot otherwise...?
--->'''Chief Direa:''' You say that as though there is one right now...

--->'''Fargo:''' You said you were headin' to Fort Dragonia to go after Viper and his men. Let me give ya some advice. Mount Pyre is a fiery hell. Without any protection against fire, you'll lose strength fast.
--->'''Serge:''' How fast are we talking here?
--->'''Fargo:''' [[{{Franchise/Metroid}} Lower Norfair without a Varia Suit fast.]]
--->'''Serge:''' Crap...

--->'''Neofio''': Bye-bye, Serge... Take good care! Iph you come across a phlower somewhere, remember me!
--->'''Serge''': [[{{Beat}} ...]] Have we met...?

--->'''Van''': Good-bye, Serge. We'll probably never see each other again. I won't be sad... Well, maybe just a little bit... Sniff...
--->'''Serge''': Who *are* you...?

--->'''Sprigg''': Wot an adventure! 'Twas just wot I expected. I think it's about time I retired in peace. So long, Serge!
--->'''Serge''': Geez... how many of these people have I forgotten all about...?

--->Queen Zephyr: I understand. So let's keep believing... And hope for a miracle...
--->Fei: ......Good lord, lady! Howabout an ‘I believe in you’ or ‘I know you can do it’ or something? It’s gonna take a *miracle* to succeed?! Tch. You know what? I’m friggin’ GLAD your stupid hippie Cloud City UFO got shot down! You Shevat people are just...just the WORST everything ever! You never help when you ought to. You make everyone else do your fighting for you while you sit around getting baked. And even then there's a chance you backstab everyone when you succeed. And even when you're not actively screwing over nations, you're still fucking up. Hey, remember your adviser, Wiseman? Yeah. That guy was my dad, Kahn, wearing a funny mask. And it was also GRAHF! Your top adviser was goddamn GRAHF! 'I used my POWER to kill everyone on the planet' Grahf. That is how goddamn awful a ruler you are Zephyr. So I’m now to go kick Deus ass. Why don't you go trip into a carbonite freezing cage or something so after this ends I can stick you in some courtyard somewhere as a monument to the biggest fuck up ruler the planet has every seen! Thanks for fucking NOTHING, Queen of Shevat.
--->Bart: Holy crap, dude.
--->Fei: *grumble* “I’ve been holding that one in for like a month... C’mon. Let’s go do some sidequests or something...

--->'''Cain''': Goddammit! I told you kids not to use the Proper Noun! Now go back to bed!
--->'''Gazel Minister''': No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper Noun!
--->'''Cain''': Me and my flatscreen TV laser says otherwise!
--->'''Gazel Minister''': RAAAAAHHH!!!
--->'''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here

-->We go straight from bible quotes to space: the final frontier. What does God need with a starship? Well, just because it is God doesn’t mean He lacks the occasional lazy afternoon where He just feels like hitching a ride across town.
-->Anyhow, it is a very big starship. Or...well, maybe the cameraman is just massive and the spacecraft is really tiny due to a screwed up perspective...? Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it? Very deep.
-->See...? There’s even cute little space cities inside the thing. It looks like a lil’ human ant farm. Wait... No! Don’t tap on the glass! It specifically states you shouldn’t tap on the glass!
-->Well, Goddammit... I hope you’re happy now! Now nobody gets to look at the tiny space people anymore!
-->Anyhow, something seems to be going very wrong aboard the Galactica. Some jerk networked the mainframes to get more FPS in The Witcher 2 and now the Cylons are all up in everyone’s shit. Good job, Phil. I bet you couldn’t even make it past the tutorial fight.

-->'''Gazel Minister #1''': Purchase the cloaking upgrade.
-->'''Gazel Minister #2''': We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade.
-->'''Gazel Minister #3''': -He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking.
-->'''Gazel Minister #4''': [[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]
-->'''Gazel Minister #5''': It is just as it was 6 years ago.
-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[VideoGame/DeusExInvisibleWar Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
-->'''Gazel Minister #7''': That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally.
-->'''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]

-->'''Fei:''' I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.
-->'''Bart:''' I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?
-->'''Fei:''' I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.
-->'''Bart:''' Yeah right.
-->'''Citan:''' It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]
-->'''Bart:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Bart:''' ...Remind me not to piss you off.

-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...You’ve got to be shitting me.

-->'''Fei:''' Hey, Bart.
-->'''Bart:''' Yup.
-->'''Fei:''' Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?
-->'''Bart:''' Man, I don’t even care anymore.
-->'''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]:''' Welp. I am officially an atheist.
-->'''Elly:''' *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian*

-->Exterior shot of the three of them at a strip club.
-->Braska: I don't know about this...
-->Jecht: Come on, it'll be fine! What are you worried about?
-->Braska: But I'm married...with children!
-->Jecht: Yeah ditto. So what? Are you gonna see them anytime soon on this pilgrimage thing?
-->Braska: I suppose not.
-->Jecht: And HOW far did you say the next city was?
-->Braska: It is going to be a ways...
-->Jecht: Right. And we’re all still men here, last I checked. Men got needs! And we’re gonna go ahead and get those needs out of our system tonight so we can focus on this pilgrimage crap fresh tomorrow.
-->Braska: ...
-->Jecht: You know it’s the right thing to do. C’mon Auron. I know you could use some relief for that stick up your ass.
-->Auron: ...I suppose it can't hurt.
-->Braska: *sigh* Fine.
-->Jecht: Hahaha! There it is! Let’s get this party started up in here!
-->One hour later... the club is on fire.
-->Braska: ...Yevon help us...
-->Jecht: Okay, serious. NOBODY told me that a ‘Guado Firecrotch’ meant that the chick would literally shoot fireballs outta her business when she got pissed.
-->Auron: What did you think would happen?!
-->Jecht: I THOUGHT I was gonna get a show from a freaky tree elf chick.
-->Auron: There was a STRICT no touching policy.
-->Jecht: Look, I didn’t know there would be reading in a titty club. I don’t know how Spira works! This place is WEIRD! You guys gotta tell me this kinda stuff!
-->Braska: ...

-->'''Yuna:''' Come on. What is that…? You can do better… Is that your best. Come on! Smile harder! Harder! Harder!
-->'''Tidus:''' Gimme a break, man. This is early 2001 graphics’ peak! Anymore and the polygons on my face are gonna…
-->'''Yuna:''' Harder!!
-->[[http://i.imgur.com/ErlRs.jpg Then this happens.]]
-->'''Tidus:''' WAAAAAH!!
-->'''Yuna:''' Oh my gosh! Too hard! You’re smiling too hard!
-->'''Tidus:''' I…I CAN’T STOP!! I CAN’T STOP IT!!
-->'''Yuna:''' W-What?! What… what should I do?!
-->'''Tidus:''' Get me a… Umm… Go get a doct—no! A scientist! Go get a scientist!
-->'''Yuna:''' Okay. Just hold on!

-->'''Yuna:''' Okay. Just hold on!

'''Ellie:''' *sigh* “Again...?”\\
'''Bart:''' *yawn* “Looks that way...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What are you two talking about?! This is...this is a massacre.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Yeah...probably should have mentioned we kinda run into a lot of massacres, disasters, and otherwise bad news... At first I thought it was just because of Fei being some sort of jinx. But...well...here we are...”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Yep...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What...? You two make this sound routine.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Look kid, in the last month I nearly drowned in quicksand. Twice. Was involved in a botched coup where I almost got shot up by like 50 dudes. Had my base invaded by a Gebler hit squad. And had that ship we were just riding dropped on me. On land.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “I had a botched mission result in contributing to the destruction of a rural village. I was nearly eaten by a dinosaur. Committed several acts of treason before deserting the military. I nearly had a giant bomber ship fall on me. And I had the airship I was riding blown up by a SAM.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Sorry about that. But, don’t forget when you got mind controlled and nearly blew up my ship’s engine.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Oh yes. That too...”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “And that Rico guy. Don’t even get me STARTED on what happened to him...”\\
'''Billy:''' “I am afraid to ask...”\\
'''Bart:''' “You know how he’s a giant green-skinned eyesore? Let’s just say he wasn’t green when he started rolling with us.”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “Heh. Nah, I’m just bullshitting you with that last one. I’ve only talked to that guy like once ever. But I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the cases.”

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1mFfFxiVw This]] video of ''VideoGame/NieR'' gameplay. In case you're wondering, that's a ''boar'' he's riding...

-->'''Leon''': [[RantInducingSlight Shut up! Shut up! I hate essays! I cheated on my final exam at the academy! No... I never even went to an academy. I got my certification on some website I Googled. I put down I had 20 years of law enforcement experience I was on a Counter-Terrorist team on my application... That was a fucking]] [[CounterStrike Counter-Strike clan...]] [[RantInducingSlight How was I to know they'd actually hire me?!]]

--->'''Fargo:''' [[Franchise/Metroid Lower Norfair without a Varia Suit fast.]]