History Funny / TheDarkID

--> '''Id:''' Remember how the original Condemned was a lowkey hobo murder simulator that [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane MIGHT have had some supernatural elements]] and then in Condemned 2 you fight a [[BearsAreBadNews Doom Bear]], kick your [[TheAlcoholic drinking habit]] by defeating the [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Avatar of Alcoholism]] and gain a [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]] [[MakeMeWannaShout Shout]] that [[YourHeadAsplode makes heads explode]]?

* [[VideoGame/MetalGearGhostBabel The original game]] doesn't employ the ParrotExposition common in [[Franchise/MetalGear the rest of]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps the]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker series]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid as]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty much]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater as]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots the]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes other]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain games.]] Id fixes this.

* The original game doesn't employ the ParrotExposition common in the rest of the series as much as the other games. Id fixes this.

* This exchange in ''VideoGame/MetalGearGhostBabel'' that outright takes the piss out of the game's almost half-hearted attempt at bowdlerization that still got it rated E For Everyone by the ESRB.

-->'''The Dark Id:''' What's that, out in the [[UsefulNotes/Playstation2 PS2]]-caliber waves?!\\

* The game's assortment of ShopFodder includes "rusted coins, torn books, old cloth, UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} [[ObviousBeta early access]] open world zombie games, copies of ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'', [[TakeThat and other rubbish]]."

-->'''Reeve:''' 1200 people simply vanished without a trace. The WRO conducted a private investigation, but we came up empty handed. Except for the rumors. Since the Junon disappearance, [[IncrediblyLamePun people in Edge have been on edge]].\\

* "One of these days we're going to fully succeed with one of our missions. No strings attached. No [[HeroicSacrifice sacrifices to destroy the enemy]]. No {{Pyrrhic victory}}. Just a straight across-the-board mission success on 2B and 9S's records. (''beat'') This is not one of those days..."

-->'''Emil:''' I'M A FUCKIN' CARTOON SKELETON! WAAAAAAAAH!!!

* Id has a [[https://twitter.com/TheDarkId/status/1391279882202718210 tweet]] about people originally comparing the demo for ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7Biohazard'' to something like ''VideoGame/SilentHill''. And then years later ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilVillage'' comes along.

* Our [=LPer=] isn't impressed with the DLC, but does find some catharsis during the BonusBoss battle at the end of it:

In Route C, the game becomes a [[LawProcedural courtroom drama]] in which 9S is court-martialed for [[HeroInsurance repeated reckless destruction of YoRHa military property.]] It's an open-and-shut case as footage of [[https://lparchive.org/NieR-Automata/Update%20101/30-07Vqk6f.gif this boneheaded ass display ]]is just looped on repeat over the Command Room Jumbo Tron. The remainder of the game plays out in Robo Prison. It gets weird.

* Id shows off a bit of DLC that involves the Machine Lifeforms. Id is incredulous that after well over 9000 years, they discovered the word and concept of [[SenpaiKohai senpai]].

--> '''Id:''' We’ll investigate the well momentarily. First let’s check out the item discarded nearby. That may look like a Green Herb at a glance. But everyone knows Green Herbs are native to the [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Arklay]] [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil0 Mountains]] in the [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Midwestern]] [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3 United States]]. And [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 Notspain]]... And [[VideoGame/ResidentEvilCodeVeronica death camp islands in South America. And Antarctica]]... Occasionally on [[VideoGame/ResidentEvilGunSurvivor cruise ships]]. [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil6 The Balkans. China]]. [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil7 Louisiana]]... But definitely not Wales.

* The Machines' alien creators turn out to be "...Giant shriveled-up scrotums. Err... Like I'm not projecting here, right? That's just a giant penis with eye sockets, a couple nose holes and tentacles coming out of the bottom... I mean... That's what we're all looking at right here, right?"

'''Dragon:''' No, Caim. Honestly. I can read her mind. Her [[ADateWithRosiePalms spank bank]] is filled wi-\\

-->'''The Dark Id:''' I've had zero characters go Berserk up to this point, Lucia. '''ZERO!''' We're almost eleven hours into the game. Are you SURE, you're not a Sapientes Gladio plant? \\