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** The fight against [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-4-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2029/ the Verdugo]] is turned into a grudge match between Leon and his half-brother Todd (Yes, a monster happens to be Leon's half-bro), and ends with an out-of-nowhere interlude where Bitores Mendez welcomes the Verdugo to "Second-Banana Heaven".
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum of MountainDew and shoots it, igniting it. It then becomes a showdown between Packers fan Mendez and Bears fan Leon.
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum of MountainDew and shoots it, igniting it. It then becomes a showdown between Packers fan Mendez and Bears fan Leon.
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** The fight against [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-4-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2029/ the Verdugo]] is turned into a grudge match between Leon and his half-brother Todd (Yes, (yes, a monster happens to be Leon's half-bro), half-brother, just roll with it), and ends with an out-of-nowhere interlude where Bitores Mendez welcomes the Verdugo to "Second-Banana Heaven".
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum ofMountainDew Mountain Dew and shoots it, igniting it. It then becomes a showdown between Packers fan Mendez and Bears fan Leon.
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum of
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** The fight against [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-4-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2029/ the Verdugo]] is turned into a grudge match between Leon and his brother Todd, and ends with an out-of-nowhere interlude where Bitores Mendez welcomes the Verdugo to "Second-Banana Heaven".
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** The fight against [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-4-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2029/ the Verdugo]] is turned into a grudge match between Leon and his brother Todd, half-brother Todd (Yes, a monster happens to be Leon's half-bro), and ends with an out-of-nowhere interlude where Bitores Mendez welcomes the Verdugo to "Second-Banana Heaven".Heaven".
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum of MountainDew and shoots it, igniting it. It then becomes a showdown between Packers fan Mendez and Bears fan Leon.
-->'''Mendez''': Legs are for Bears fans.
** Leon vs Mendez. Starts with a dance-off in which Leon cleans Mendez' clock, then Mendez gets angry and lashes out at Leon who promptly kicks over a drum of MountainDew and shoots it, igniting it. It then becomes a showdown between Packers fan Mendez and Bears fan Leon.
-->'''Mendez''': Legs are for Bears fans.
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--->R.P.D.S FINEST DEFUSE HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH GRENADE LAUNCERS. FIFTEEN DEAD.
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--->R.P.D.S FINEST DEFUSE HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH GRENADE LAUNCERS.LAUNCHERS. FIFTEEN DEAD.
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** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (and Jewish), the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard, and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]]
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** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (and Jewish), the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard, the leeches as GangBangers and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]]
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** His footnote about [[DemBones Skelly the Clown's]] Japanese name.
---> Likewise, poor Skelly is just called "Skull". Who the hell would hire Skull the Clown?
---> Likewise, poor Skelly is just called "Skull". Who the hell would hire Skull the Clown?
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** The reaction to Benjamin Briggs putting a jaw clamp on the Worrymeister's eyes. Even more so when we find out he did that to get ''a pen and ink''.
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** TDI's take on Yuna teaching Tidus to fake smile (with a bit of Photoshopping) brings forth equal measures of hilarity and horror.
-->'''Yuna:''' Come on. What is that…? You can do better… Is that your best. Come on! Smile harder! Harder! Harder!
-->'''Tidus:''' Gimme a break, man. This is early 2001 graphics’ peak! Anymore and the polygons on my face are gonna…
-->'''Yuna:''' Harder!!
-->[[http://i.imgur.com/ErlRs.jpg Then this happens.]]
-->'''Tidus:''' WAAAAAH!!
-->'''Yuna:''' Oh my gosh! Too hard! You’re smiling too hard!
-->'''Tidus:''' I…I CAN’T STOP!! I CAN’T STOP IT!!
-->'''Yuna:''' W-What?! What… what should I do?!
-->'''Tidus:''' Get me a… Umm… Go get a doct—no! A scientist! Go get a scientist!
-->'''Yuna:''' Okay. Just hold on!
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** The dragon gets fed up with Inuart yapping about the elf village;
--->'''Dragon:''' I already told you the village has fallen. I heard a voice from one of the elves residing there. They said:
--->'''Elf:''' Oh god stop stabbing me no...! Stop stabbing me! Nooo what are you doing?! What is he doing? No... NO! Not the bees! AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH! They're in my eyes! My eyes! AURGHAFFFA!!!
--->'''Dragon:''' It just became unpleasant after that.
--->'''Dragon:''' I already told you the village has fallen. I heard a voice from one of the elves residing there. They said:
--->'''Elf:''' Oh god stop stabbing me no...! Stop stabbing me! Nooo what are you doing?! What is he doing? No... NO! Not the bees! AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH! They're in my eyes! My eyes! AURGHAFFFA!!!
--->'''Dragon:''' It just became unpleasant after that.
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--->Alright, when you've created a monster who's base instinct is ''incest'', it's time to go right the fuck back to the drawing board.
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--->Alright, when you've created a monster who's [sic] base instinct is ''incest'', it's time to go right the fuck back to the drawing board.
--->*nuclear explosion*
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---> The Dark Id: It's going to take a godawful amount of retcons to answer that question...
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---> The '''The Dark Id: Id:''' It's going to take a godawful amount of retcons to answer that question...
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-->'''Nosferatu[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': One moment, please, madam. *dons a monocle*
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-->'''Nosferatu[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud...]]
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* While ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard}} 2'' is mostly pain and suffering and Nowe being an idiot, [[RogueProtagonist Caim]] finally gets his due in the WhereAreTheyNow epilogue:
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* While ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard}} 2'' is mostly pain and suffering and Nowe [[IdiotHero being an idiot, idiot]], [[RogueProtagonist Caim]] finally gets his due in the WhereAreTheyNow epilogue:
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'''Caim:''' Dragon, we've been over this. First of all...come on... If there's one thing I have a goddamn encyclopedic knowledge about, it is death.\\
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'''Caim:''' Dragon, we've been over this. First of all... come on... If there's one thing I have a goddamn encyclopedic knowledge about, it is death.\\
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** The climax of the ''Resident Evil'' (1) LP Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[Music/TheRollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher realising his mistake. Of course it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. and then...
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** The climax of the ''Resident Evil'' (1) LP LP. Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[Music/TheRollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher after realising his mistake. Of course course, it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. body, and then...
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-->'''Chris''': Hey! Fuck you...Billy...'''FUCKING'''...COEN!
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-->'''Chris''': Hey! Fuck you...Billy...'''FUCKING'''... Billy... '''FUCKING'''... COEN!
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** His sudden comparison of the NitroExpress part in the laboratory to a similar part in ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}'' which becomes a tale of a time paradox:
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed [sic] shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed [sic] shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
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*** Also, the boom box thing? It's actually a RunningGag where the FinalBoss-killing weapon gets mistaken for a musical instrument.
** His sudden comparison of the NitroExpress part in the laboratory to a similar part in''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}'' which becomes a tale of a time paradox:
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed [sic] shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** His sudden comparison of the NitroExpress part in the laboratory to a similar part in
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with
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** In-game during the REmake, Jill asks Wesker what he's planning. Id's response?
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** In-game during the REmake, [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil REmake]], Jill asks Wesker what he's planning. Id's response?
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** In-game during the REmake, Jill asks Wesker what he's planning. Id's response?
---> The Dark Id: It's going to take a godawful amount of retcons to answer that question...
---> The Dark Id: It's going to take a godawful amount of retcons to answer that question...
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** The epic but ridiculous battle in the center of what maybe either Chris's mind or time and space itself between him and the vengeful Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen. To wit: LetsPlay/TheDarkId shows Ghost!Billy possessing a Hunter and killing poor Rebecca as revenge for killing him at the end of Zero (ItMakesSenseInContext) and Chris kills him in retaliation. After that, things get weird as during the ''Resident Evil 2'' LP, Rebecca was supposed to repair Todd Kennedy's window. The result is a TimeParadox of mad proportions resulting in Chris ending up in Sprite style and being menaced by Billy possessing a bird and trying to rip his eyes out. THEN they have a battle in the style of ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Calibur 3]]'', custom characters and all with Chris wielding a simple knife and Billy armed with a giant fuck-off zweihänder. THEN it becomes a brief battle film as done in ''VideoGame/TheMovies'' with Chris winning a knife fight by pulling out his shotgun and plugging Billy right in the chest. THEN it comes to a head when various members of the STARS team from beyond the grave (From various ''Resident Evil'' comic panels) attempt to encourage Chris to fight back. After that he ends up rescuing Rebecca. TWICE for good measure (One in PSX style, the other in the remake) And it is so ridiculous as to be the funniest thing an LP of ''Resident Evil'' can be.
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** The epic but ridiculous battle in the center of what maybe either Chris's mind or time and space itself between him and the vengeful Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen. To wit: LetsPlay/TheDarkId shows Ghost!Billy possessing a Hunter and killing poor Rebecca as revenge for killing him at the end of Zero (ItMakesSenseInContext) and Chris kills him in retaliation. After that, things get weird as during the ''Resident Evil 2'' LP, Rebecca was supposed to repair Todd Kennedy's window. The result is a TimeParadox of mad proportions resulting in Chris ending up in Sprite style and being menaced by Billy possessing a bird and trying to rip his eyes out. THEN they have a battle in the style of ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Calibur 3]]'', custom characters and all with Chris wielding a simple knife and Billy armed with a giant fuck-off zweihänder. THEN it becomes a brief battle film as done in ''VideoGame/TheMovies'' with Chris winning a knife fight by pulling out his shotgun and plugging Billy right in the chest. THEN it comes to a head when various members of the STARS team from beyond the grave (From various ''Resident Evil'' comic panels) attempt to encourage Chris to fight back. After that that, he ends up rescuing Rebecca. TWICE for good measure (One in PSX style, the other in the remake) remake). And it is so ridiculous as to be the funniest thing an LP of ''Resident Evil'' can be.
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-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (And Jewish) the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].
** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (And Jewish) the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].
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-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed [sic] shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss(And Jewish) (and Jewish), the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard drunkard, and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].Leeches!]]
** The near entirety of his ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss
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* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'' has the first few instances of Señor X... wearing a sombrero and sporting a moustache. Leon takes him down and tries on his hat before discarding it because it doesn't suit him. What Señor X says as his first line sets the tone for what LetsPlay/TheDarkId has in mind for him:
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** When rescuing [[DamselScrappy Seere]] from the Coliseum
--->'''Caim:'''...
--->'''Goblin:'''...?
--->'''Caim:'''...
--->'''Caim:'''...
--->'''Goblin:'''...?
--->'''Caim:'''...
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** Caim spots Inuart [[spoiler:making out with Furiare's corpse]]. [[http://lparchive.org/Drakengard/Update%2024/ It does not end well]].
** When rescuing [[DamselScrappy Seere]] from theColiseum
--->'''Caim:'''...
--->'''Goblin:'''...Coliseum:
--->'''Caim:''' ...
--->'''Goblin:''' ...?
--->'''Caim:'''...--->'''Caim:'' '...
** When rescuing [[DamselScrappy Seere]] from the
--->'''Caim:'''...
--->'''Goblin:'''...
--->'''Caim:''' ...
--->'''Goblin:''' ...?
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* ''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/ClockTower3/Update%203/index.html Clock Tower 3]]'': The entirety of the ''Dark Gentlemen Collection: Whimsical Children's Bedtime Poems''
*** In chapter 27, on the issue of imprisoning people in a kitchen:
*** In chapter 27, on the issue of imprisoning people in a kitchen:
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***Poems''. Also:
-->Oh yes, she does have one more ability at her disposal: Mind Numbingly Politeness. To the point [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence she will not enter areas barred off with a 'Do Not Enter' sign]] [[HonorBeforeReason because that wouldn't be proper.]] Case in point, the surly fellow who just felt her up and insinuated her mother is dead still qualifies for 'gentleman' status.
** In chapter 27, on the issue of imprisoning people in a kitchen:
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-->Oh yes, she does have one more ability at her disposal: Mind Numbingly Politeness. To the point [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence she will not enter areas barred off with a 'Do Not Enter' sign]] [[HonorBeforeReason because that wouldn't be proper.]] Case in point, the surly fellow who just felt her up and insinuated her mother is dead still qualifies for 'gentleman' status.
** In chapter 27, on the issue of imprisoning people in a kitchen:
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** The ShowWithinAShow MST of [[ResidentEvilGunSurvivor Survivor]] courtesy of Claire, Steve, Alfred controlling their cargo plane via remote control and said plane having cable TV installed.
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** The Dark Id says this about the plot:
--->The plot is... How can I put this...? Ten kinds of batshit with a healthy, healthy dose of retarded.
--->So, basically it's my specialty.
--->The plot is... How can I put this...? Ten kinds of batshit with a healthy, healthy dose of retarded.
--->So, basically it's my specialty.
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** EVERYONE'S reactions to [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Chuthulhu the giant Chu-Chu]]. Even The Dark Id himself can't contain his disbelief.
-->And so Chuthulhu grew five stories tall. Hello. '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]'''''
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...You’ve got to be shitting me.
-->'''Fei:''' Hey, Bart.
-->'''Bart:''' Yup.
-->'''Fei:''' Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?
-->'''Bart:''' Man, I don’t even care anymore.
-->'''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]:''' Welp. I am officially an atheist.
-->'''Elly:''' *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian*
-->And so Chuthulhu grew five stories tall. Hello. '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]'''''
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...
-->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]:''' ...You’ve got to be shitting me.
-->'''Fei:''' Hey, Bart.
-->'''Bart:''' Yup.
-->'''Fei:''' Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?
-->'''Bart:''' Man, I don’t even care anymore.
-->'''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]:''' Welp. I am officially an atheist.
-->'''Elly:''' *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian*
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** Fei explaining the name he used to enter into the Blevadik tournament.
-->'''Fei:''' I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.
-->'''Bart:''' I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?
-->'''Fei:''' I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.
-->'''Bart:''' Yeah right.
-->'''Citan:''' It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]
-->'''Bart:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Bart:''' ...Remind me not to piss you off.
-->'''Fei:''' I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.
-->'''Bart:''' I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?
-->'''Fei:''' I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.
-->'''Bart:''' Yeah right.
-->'''Citan:''' It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]
-->'''Bart:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Bart:''' ...Remind me not to piss you off.
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* [[FinalFantasyX Tidus's]] reaction to the first time he sees Maester Seymour.
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* [[FinalFantasyX Tidus's]] I can't believe there's no section here for FinalFantasyX.
** Tidus's reaction to the first time he sees MaesterSeymour.Seymour.
** [[{{Badass}} Auron's]] flashbacks to a misadventure that he, Jecht and Braska got into.
-->Exterior shot of the three of them at a strip club.
-->Braska: I don't know about this...
-->Jecht: Come on, it'll be fine! What are you worried about?
-->Braska: But I'm married...with children!
-->Jecht: Yeah ditto. So what? Are you gonna see them anytime soon on this pilgrimage thing?
-->Braska: I suppose not.
-->Jecht: And HOW far did you say the next city was?
-->Braska: It is going to be a ways...
-->Jecht: Right. And we’re all still men here, last I checked. Men got needs! And we’re gonna go ahead and get those needs out of our system tonight so we can focus on this pilgrimage crap fresh tomorrow.
-->Braska: ...
-->Jecht: You know it’s the right thing to do. C’mon Auron. I know you could use some relief for that stick up your ass.
-->Auron: ...I suppose it can't hurt.
-->Braska: *sigh* Fine.
-->Jecht: Hahaha! There it is! Let’s get this party started up in here!
-->One hour later... the club is on fire.
-->Braska: ...Yevon help us...
-->Jecht: Okay, serious. NOBODY told me that a ‘Guado Firecrotch’ meant that the chick would literally shoot fireballs outta her business when she got pissed.
-->Auron: What did you think would happen?!
-->Jecht: I THOUGHT I was gonna get a show from a freaky tree elf chick.
-->Auron: There was a STRICT no touching policy.
-->Jecht: Look, I didn’t know there would be reading in a titty club. I don’t know how Spira works! This place is WEIRD! You guys gotta tell me this kinda stuff!
-->Braska: ...
** Tidus's reaction to the first time he sees Maester
** [[{{Badass}} Auron's]] flashbacks to a misadventure that he, Jecht and Braska got into.
-->Exterior shot of the three of them at a strip club.
-->Braska: I don't know about this...
-->Jecht: Come on, it'll be fine! What are you worried about?
-->Braska: But I'm married...with children!
-->Jecht: Yeah ditto. So what? Are you gonna see them anytime soon on this pilgrimage thing?
-->Braska: I suppose not.
-->Jecht: And HOW far did you say the next city was?
-->Braska: It is going to be a ways...
-->Jecht: Right. And we’re all still men here, last I checked. Men got needs! And we’re gonna go ahead and get those needs out of our system tonight so we can focus on this pilgrimage crap fresh tomorrow.
-->Braska: ...
-->Jecht: You know it’s the right thing to do. C’mon Auron. I know you could use some relief for that stick up your ass.
-->Auron: ...I suppose it can't hurt.
-->Braska: *sigh* Fine.
-->Jecht: Hahaha! There it is! Let’s get this party started up in here!
-->One hour later... the club is on fire.
-->Braska: ...Yevon help us...
-->Jecht: Okay, serious. NOBODY told me that a ‘Guado Firecrotch’ meant that the chick would literally shoot fireballs outta her business when she got pissed.
-->Auron: What did you think would happen?!
-->Jecht: I THOUGHT I was gonna get a show from a freaky tree elf chick.
-->Auron: There was a STRICT no touching policy.
-->Jecht: Look, I didn’t know there would be reading in a titty club. I don’t know how Spira works! This place is WEIRD! You guys gotta tell me this kinda stuff!
-->Braska: ...
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-->'''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]
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-->'''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]]]
* [[FinalFantasyX Tidus's]] reaction to the first time he sees Maester Seymour.
* [[FinalFantasyX Tidus's]] reaction to the first time he sees Maester Seymour.
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* ''VideoGame//{{Drakengard}}'' has a few:
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* ''VideoGame//{{Drakengard}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard}}'' has a few:
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** The climax of the ''Resident Evil'' (1) LP Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[Music/RollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher realising his mistake. Of course it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. and then...
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** The climax of the ''Resident Evil'' (1) LP Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[Music/RollingStones "[[Music/TheRollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher realising his mistake. Of course it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. and then...
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* The whole ''ResidentEvil'' series. All of them belong here. ESPECIALLY [=RE4=].
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--->'''TheDarkId:''' Now, it's a bit far fetched that you'd find sharks in the middle of a mid-western wooded mountain. But, it's Umbrella and I can see them importing that shit here. What I cannot fathom is the need for ''zombie sharks''. Look at [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-1/Update%2031/22-Great-white-shark_8.jpg this fucking thing]]. This creature does not, in any way, need the 'undead' attribute under its belt. What is it going to do? Spread the virus to the hand it left behind because it fucking ''ate'' everything else in one chomp? The fruits of the T-Virus labor here seem to be, surprise, making a really big ass shark. Now at least if James fucking Bond is trying to sneak into one of Umbrella's secret underwater bases, they've got that covered. Assuming they could control the sharks, which they cannot, and we assume the shark would not eat James Bond otherwise, which it would. In what other instance will a shark be any remote use for a biological weapon? This isn't like the usual 'whoops, we had an accident' monster creations. Umbrella actually built a multi-million dollar underground "Aqua Ring" to culture shark bio weapons to sell to the highest bidder. Which brings us back to James Bond. Since who in the fuck else but Bond Villains would be in the market for gigantic fucking zombie sharks? Even then, you know they're just going to be stuck into a pit while Bond and the secretary he's fucking that week is lowered slowly into said pit! In summary, zombie sharks are fucking retarded, even for Umbrella standards. Thank you for your time.
** The epic but ridiculous battle in the center of what maybe either Chris's mind or time and space itself between him and the vengeful Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen. To wit: TheDarkId shows Ghost!Billy possessing a Hunter and killing poor Rebecca as revenge for killing him at the end of Zero (ItMakesSenseInContext) and Chris kills him in retaliation. After that, things get weird as during the RE2 LP, Rebecca was supposed to repair Todd Kennedy's window. The result is a TimeParadox of mad proportions resulting in Chris ending up in Sprite style and being menaced by Billy possessing a bird and trying to rip his eyes out. THEN they have a battle in the style of SoulCalibur 3, custom characters and all with chris wielding a simple knife and Billy armed with a giant fuck-off zweihander. THEN it becomes a brief battle film as done in TheMovies with Chris winning a knife fight by pulling out his shotgun and plugging Billy right in the chest. THEN it comes to a head when various members of the STARS team from beyond the grave (From various Resident Evil comic panels) attempt to encourage Chris to fight back. After that he ends up rescuing Rebecca. TWICE for good measure (One in PSX style, the other in the remake) And it is so ridiculous as to be the funniest thing an LP of Resident Evil can be.
** The earlier acid trip Chris has after getting poisoned by Yawn, done like a TextAdventure game, complete with a cameo from the very posh [[ResidentEvil4 El Gigante]] and [[ResidentEvil2 Claire]]. It comes out of nowhere and makes for a surprisingly chortlesome sequence.
** The climax of the RE1 LP Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[RollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher realising his mistake. Of course it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. and then...
-->'''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]''': '''COEN!! WILLIAM LESTER COEN!! THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH!'''
** The epic but ridiculous battle in the center of what maybe either Chris's mind or time and space itself between him and the vengeful Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen. To wit: TheDarkId shows Ghost!Billy possessing a Hunter and killing poor Rebecca as revenge for killing him at the end of Zero (ItMakesSenseInContext) and Chris kills him in retaliation. After that, things get weird as during the RE2 LP, Rebecca was supposed to repair Todd Kennedy's window. The result is a TimeParadox of mad proportions resulting in Chris ending up in Sprite style and being menaced by Billy possessing a bird and trying to rip his eyes out. THEN they have a battle in the style of SoulCalibur 3, custom characters and all with chris wielding a simple knife and Billy armed with a giant fuck-off zweihander. THEN it becomes a brief battle film as done in TheMovies with Chris winning a knife fight by pulling out his shotgun and plugging Billy right in the chest. THEN it comes to a head when various members of the STARS team from beyond the grave (From various Resident Evil comic panels) attempt to encourage Chris to fight back. After that he ends up rescuing Rebecca. TWICE for good measure (One in PSX style, the other in the remake) And it is so ridiculous as to be the funniest thing an LP of Resident Evil can be.
** The earlier acid trip Chris has after getting poisoned by Yawn, done like a TextAdventure game, complete with a cameo from the very posh [[ResidentEvil4 El Gigante]] and [[ResidentEvil2 Claire]]. It comes out of nowhere and makes for a surprisingly chortlesome sequence.
** The climax of the RE1 LP Tyrant-Billy has Chris and the others on the ropes. Brad drops down a boombox leading to a brief screenshot-music-video thing to the tune of "[[RollingStones Paint It, Black]]". Then Brad drops down the rocket launcher realising his mistake. Of course it turns out Tyrant-Billy's having trouble adjusting to his new body. and then...
-->'''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]''': '''COEN!! WILLIAM LESTER COEN!! THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH!'''
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** The epic but ridiculous battle in the center of what maybe either Chris's mind or time and space itself between him and the vengeful Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen. To wit:
** The earlier acid trip Chris has after getting poisoned by Yawn, done like a TextAdventure game, complete with a cameo from the very posh
** The climax of the
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** His sudden comparison of the NitroExpress part in the laboratory to a similar part in [[{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania 64]] which becomes a tale of a time paradox:
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with [[{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania 64]]? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and [[CastlevaniaLegacyOfDarkness Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]] sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The Castlevania 64 we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** The near entierty of his ''ResidentEvilZero'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (And Jewish) the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, DarkId comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].
--->'''TheDarkId''': ALERT: DR. MARCUS IS [[PerverseSexualLust FUCKING LEECHES!]] I REPEAT: DR. JAMES MARCUS IS [[{{Squick}} GOING DOWN ON LEECHES!]]
*** Billy comes back in the REmake LP as a ghost merely antagonising Rebecca and Chris before moving on to full blown villainy when he gets Richard Aiken killed and possesses various creatures in an attempt to kill the heroes.
** A combination of both a CMOF and CMOA came during the LP of ''Resident Evil 4'' during [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/chapter32.html Episode 32]], especially when Leon [[ShutUpHannibal stabbed Salazar in the hand]]. '''ICE BURN!'''
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with [[{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania 64]]? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and [[CastlevaniaLegacyOfDarkness Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]] sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The Castlevania 64 we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** The near entierty of his ''ResidentEvilZero'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (And Jewish) the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, DarkId comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].
--->'''TheDarkId''': ALERT: DR. MARCUS IS [[PerverseSexualLust FUCKING LEECHES!]] I REPEAT: DR. JAMES MARCUS IS [[{{Squick}} GOING DOWN ON LEECHES!]]
*** Billy comes back in the REmake LP as a ghost merely antagonising Rebecca and Chris before moving on to full blown villainy when he gets Richard Aiken killed and possesses various creatures in an attempt to kill the heroes.
** A combination of both a CMOF and CMOA came during the LP of ''Resident Evil 4'' during [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/chapter32.html Episode 32]], especially when Leon [[ShutUpHannibal stabbed Salazar in the hand]]. '''ICE BURN!'''
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** His sudden comparison of the NitroExpress part in the laboratory to a similar part in [[{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania 64]] ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}'' which becomes a tale of a time paradox:
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with[[{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania 64]]? ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}}''? The black sheep first 3D installment of a rather mediocre line of 3D entries into the Castlevania series. This title had a laundry list of problems going for it, but I found it to be somewhat enjoyable. That is, except for one portion midway through. At the "Castle Center" area of the game, the player is tasked with recovering some "Magical Nitro" to blow up a wall or something of that nature. The catch? You have to transport it clear across the area. The bigger catch? If you jump, fall down anything larger than a step, or get hit by an enemy, the nitro would explode and you would die instantly. So, there was of course moving platforms, unguarded rails, turning gears, a load of enemies and other hazards designed to blow your character's ass to vampire slaying heaven. This section was so ill designed that not only was the entire development staffed shunned from society, but the effects of its shittiness traveled down the family line [[DrivenToSuicide causing a mass of seppuku]] among developers' ancestors several generations back in time. [[TimeParadox Of course, with their ancestor's death, the development staff never existed to design the stage in the first place, thus ripping a hole in the space/time continuum.]] Though the universe has a way of sorting itself out and [[CastlevaniaLegacyOfDarkness ''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania64}} Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness]] Darkness]]'' sprung into existence. This would still give a valid excuse for the developer's ancestors to kill themselves, but still have the existence of a subpar Castlevania spin-off in the future. The Castlevania 64 ''Castlevania 64'' we all know today was a product of time ninja meddling. Thus balance was restored.
** The nearentierty entirety of his ''ResidentEvilZero'' ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil0'' LP, which gives us gems as Billy "[[VerbalTic FUCKING]]" Coen being an incredible JerkAss (And Jewish) the T-001 Tyrant being a mad drunkard and Rebecca paying back Billy's cruelty at the end by shooting him in the head. The crowning moment of hilarity comes when, while reading James Marcus' diary expressing his adoration for his prized leeches, DarkId Dark Id comes to a horrifying conclusion. [[VerbalTic Leeches!]].
--->'''TheDarkId''': --->'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''': ALERT: DR. MARCUS IS [[PerverseSexualLust FUCKING LEECHES!]] I REPEAT: DR. JAMES MARCUS IS [[{{Squick}} GOING DOWN ON LEECHES!]]
*** Billy comes back in theREmake [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil REmake]] LP as a ghost merely antagonising Rebecca and Chris before moving on to full blown villainy when he gets Richard Aiken killed and possesses various creatures in an attempt to kill the heroes.
** A combination of both aCMOF [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments CMOF]] and CMOA [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments CMOA]] came during the LP of ''Resident Evil 4'' during [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/chapter32.html Episode 32]], especially when Leon [[ShutUpHannibal stabbed Salazar in the hand]]. '''ICE BURN!'''
-->Before I begin my description of the following events, are you all familiar with
** The near
*** Billy comes back in the
** A combination of both a
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** One of the twin El Gigantes [[{{Terminator}} giving a thumbs up as it sinks into molten metal.]] The fact that they're both in what seems to be a gay BDSM relationship is icing on the cake.
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** One of the twin El Gigantes [[{{Terminator}} [[Film/{{Terminator}} giving a thumbs up as it sinks into molten metal.]] The fact that they're both in what seems to be a gay BDSM relationship is icing on the cake.
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* Id's reaction to an electricity based puzzle in an industrial section of Raccoon City in Resident Evil 3:
--->'''TheDarkId''': Right...so these are unlocked by ''fucking with the city's power grid.''
--->'''TheDarkId''': Right...so these are unlocked by ''fucking with the city's power grid.''
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* Id's reaction to an electricity based puzzle in an industrial section of Raccoon City in Resident ''Resident Evil 3:
--->'''TheDarkId''':3'':
--->'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''': Right...so these are unlocked by ''fucking with the city's power grid.''
--->'''TheDarkId''':
--->'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''': Right...so these are unlocked by ''fucking with the city's power grid.''
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* ResidentEvil2 has the first few instances of Senor X...wearing a sombrero and sporting a moustache. Leon takes him down and tries on his hat before discarding it because it doesn't suit him. What Senor X says as his first line sets the tone for what TheDarkId has in mind for him:
-->'''Senor X''': *[[ThereWasADoor Bursts through a wall]]*
-->'''Senor X''': ?Donde esta mi sombrero?
** [[JumpScare His sudden appearence on a security monitor]] turns into this as he's still looking for his hat, and Leon was just looking for something to watch:
-->'''Senor X''': Oficial de policia, yo necesito mi sombrero.
-->'''Senor X''': *[[ThereWasADoor Bursts through a wall]]*
-->'''Senor X''': ?Donde esta mi sombrero?
** [[JumpScare His sudden appearence on a security monitor]] turns into this as he's still looking for his hat, and Leon was just looking for something to watch:
-->'''Senor X''': Oficial de policia, yo necesito mi sombrero.
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* ResidentEvil2 ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'' has the first few instances of Senor Señor X...wearing a sombrero and sporting a moustache. Leon takes him down and tries on his hat before discarding it because it doesn't suit him. What Senor Señor X says as his first line sets the tone for what TheDarkId LetsPlay/TheDarkId has in mind for him:
-->'''Senor -->'''Señor X''': *[[ThereWasADoor Bursts through a wall]]*
-->'''Senor -->'''Señor X''': ?Donde esta mi sombrero?
** [[JumpScare His suddenappearence appearance on a security monitor]] turns into this as he's still looking for his hat, and Leon was just looking for something to watch:
-->'''Senor -->'''Señor X''': Oficial de policia, yo necesito mi sombrero.
** [[JumpScare His sudden
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** And their final battle with the now mutated Senor X having one last pop at Leon. Oh yeah, and he's wearing a sombrero again. MADE OF FIRE.
-->'''Senor X''': Si, senor. Its a boss fight, ese.
-->'''Senor X''': Si, senor. Its a boss fight, ese.
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** And their final battle with the now mutated Senor Señor X having one last pop at Leon. Oh yeah, and he's wearing a sombrero again. MADE OF FIRE.
-->'''Senor -->'''Señor X''': Si, senor. Its Sí, señor. It's a boss fight, ese.
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-->'''Senor X''': Its called English, idiota.
** And the resulting exchange not a minute later with Senor X losing his patience and Leon finally admitting the truth:
-->'''Senor X''': Your discrimination over de country of my origin is most disrespectful, mah. At least I can hold a job. What are you doing, eh? Lost your job on your first day? Itz pathetic, ese. What kinda cop are you?
** And the resulting exchange not a minute later with Senor X losing his patience and Leon finally admitting the truth:
-->'''Senor X''': Your discrimination over de country of my origin is most disrespectful, mah. At least I can hold a job. What are you doing, eh? Lost your job on your first day? Itz pathetic, ese. What kinda cop are you?
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** And the resulting exchange not a minute later with
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-->'''Senor X''': Man, [[TooMuchInformation too much information...]]
* Code Veronica: Claire's "fight" with Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander Ashford]]. Said monster dons a top hat and a monocle and has swatted Steve aside. And then...
* Code Veronica: Claire's "fight" with Nosferatu/[[spoiler:Alexander Ashford]]. Said monster dons a top hat and a monocle and has swatted Steve aside. And then...
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-->'''Nosferatu[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': [[CitizenKane Rosebud...]]
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-->'''Nosferatu[[spoiler:Alexander]]''': [[CitizenKane [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud...]]
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* [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/OnimushaWarlords/Update%2019/index.html Onimusha Warlords]]:
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* [[http://lparchive.''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/ClockTower3/Update%203/index.html Clock Tower 3]]: 3]]'': The entirety of the ''Dark Gentlemen Collection: Whimsical Children's Bedtime Poems''
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* [[http://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-VII-Dirge-of-Cerberus/Update%2002/ Dirge of Cerberus]] gives us this gem.
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* [[http://lparchive.''[[http://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-VII-Dirge-of-Cerberus/Update%2002/ Dirge of Cerberus]] Cerberus]]'' gives us this gem.
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** After [[TheScrappy Verdelet]] gives another unwarrented CaptainObvious comment:
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--->'''Dragon:''' What, Caim? Not going to quote [[HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] now?
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--->'''Dragon:''' What, Caim? Not going to quote [[HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] now?
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--->'''Caim:''' {{Thundercats}}! '''HOOOOOOOO!'''
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--->'''Caim:''' {{Thundercats}}! WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats}}! '''HOOOOOOOO!'''
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* While ''{{Drakengard}} 2'' is mostly pain and suffering and Nowe being an idiot, [[RogueProtagonist Caim]] finally gets his due in the WhereAreTheyNow epilogue:
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* While ''{{Drakengard}} ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard}} 2'' is mostly pain and suffering and Nowe being an idiot, [[RogueProtagonist Caim]] finally gets his due in the WhereAreTheyNow epilogue:
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'''Caim:''' And also...a KILLED the '''grim reaper'''! I killed DEATH, dragon. I topped out. I don't want the new guy to be some pussy that dies in like a month after some [[{{Castlevania}} jackass with a whip]] comes along and slaps him around a few times. Nah. Goddamn Caim was the only one to kill someone so hard that it killed Death and it's gonna stay that way for a very long time.\\
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'''Caim:''' And also...a KILLED the '''grim reaper'''! I killed DEATH, dragon. I topped out. I don't want the new guy to be some pussy that dies in like a month after some [[{{Castlevania}} [[VideoGame/{{Castlevania}} jackass with a whip]] comes along and slaps him around a few times. Nah. Goddamn Caim was the only one to kill someone so hard that it killed Death and it's gonna stay that way for a very long time.\\
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** Caim's first proper cutscene appearence gets this brilliant gem:
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** Caim's first proper cutscene appearence appearance gets this brilliant gem:
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* LimboOfTheLost. His reaction to Cranny Faggot's name.
-->'''TheDarkId''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CRANNY. FAGGOT.]] As silly as a name Spooner may be, you have shit, good captain, on a name like Cranny Faggot. Indeed, I'd be hard pressed to find any character with a more absurd name than Cranny Faggot. Hell, I just played a game with a man named "[[MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Hot Coldman]]" and it might as well be JohnSmith in comparison.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1mFfFxiVw This]] video of ''NIER'' gameplay. In case you're wondering, that's a ''boar'' he's riding...
-->'''TheDarkId''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CRANNY. FAGGOT.]] As silly as a name Spooner may be, you have shit, good captain, on a name like Cranny Faggot. Indeed, I'd be hard pressed to find any character with a more absurd name than Cranny Faggot. Hell, I just played a game with a man named "[[MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Hot Coldman]]" and it might as well be JohnSmith in comparison.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1mFfFxiVw This]] video of ''NIER'' gameplay. In case you're wondering, that's a ''boar'' he's riding...
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* LimboOfTheLost.''LimboOfTheLost''. His reaction to Cranny Faggot's name.
-->'''TheDarkId''': -->'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CRANNY. FAGGOT.]] As silly as a name Spooner may be, you have shit, good captain, on a name like Cranny Faggot. Indeed, I'd be hard pressed to find any character with a more absurd name than Cranny Faggot. Hell, I just played a game with a man named "[[MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker "[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Hot Coldman]]" and it might as well be JohnSmith in comparison.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1mFfFxiVw This]] video of''NIER'' ''VideoGame/NieR'' gameplay. In case you're wondering, that's a ''boar'' he's riding...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1mFfFxiVw This]] video of
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** "[[TheBible Father, forgive them for they know not what they]] [[VerbalTic chu]]."
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** "[[TheBible "[[Literature/TheBible Father, forgive them for they know not what they]] [[VerbalTic chu]]."
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** Also from the VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} LP, the very first post holds some great lines:
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** Also from the VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} ''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}'' LP, the very first post holds some great lines:
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'' utterly obtuse:
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'' ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' utterly obtuse:
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[DeusExInvisibleWar Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[DeusExInvisibleWar [[VideoGame/DeusExInvisibleWar Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
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-->'''TheDarkId''': [[ThisIsSPARTA CRANNY. FAGGOT.]] As silly as a name Spooner may be, you have shit, good captain, on a name like Cranny Faggot. Indeed, I'd be hard pressed to find any character with a more absurd name than Cranny Faggot. Hell, I just played a game with a man named "[[MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Hot Coldman]]" and it might as well be JohnSmith in comparison.
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-->'''TheDarkId''': [[ThisIsSPARTA [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CRANNY. FAGGOT.]] As silly as a name Spooner may be, you have shit, good captain, on a name like Cranny Faggot. Indeed, I'd be hard pressed to find any character with a more absurd name than Cranny Faggot. Hell, I just played a game with a man named "[[MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Hot Coldman]]" and it might as well be JohnSmith in comparison.
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-->'''God''': '''[[SmithWillSuffice I'LL DO NO SUCH THING!]]'''
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-->'''God''': '''[[SmithWillSuffice '''[[AnswersTotheNameOfGod I'LL DO NO SUCH THING!]]'''
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** The fight against [[http://lparchive.org/Resident-Evil-4-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2029/ the Verdugo]] is turned into a grudge match between Leon and his brother Todd, and ends with an out-of-nowhere interlude where Bitores Mendez welcomes the Verdugo to "Second-Banana Heaven".
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** Any time the tldr recaps make fun of the use of proper nouns without context, but especially
--->G. Min.: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%20112/ No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper Noun!]]
--->Cain: Me and my flatscreen TV laser says otherwise
--->G. Min.: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%20112/ No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper Noun!]]
--->Cain: Me and my flatscreen TV laser says otherwise
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** Any time the tldr recaps make fun of the use of proper nouns without context, but especially
--->G. Min.:[[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%20112/ especially]]:
--->'''Cain''': Goddammit! I told you kids not to use the Proper Noun! Now go back to bed!
--->'''Gazel Minister''': No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the ProperNoun!]]
--->Cain:Noun!
--->'''Cain''': Me and my flatscreen TV laser saysotherwise otherwise!
--->'''Gazel Minister''': RAAAAAHHH!!!
--->'''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here
--->G. Min.:
--->'''Cain''': Goddammit! I told you kids not to use the Proper Noun! Now go back to bed!
--->'''Gazel Minister''': No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper
--->Cain:
--->'''Cain''': Me and my flatscreen TV laser says
--->'''Gazel Minister''': RAAAAAHHH!!!
--->'''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[DeusExInvisibleWar InvisibleWar]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[DeusExInvisibleWar InvisibleWar]] Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'' sound obtuse:
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'' sound utterly obtuse:
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and forgotten.
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-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar [[DeusExInvisibleWar InvisibleWar]] heresy is buried and forgotten.
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] [[VillainsOutShopping play]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'':
-->"Purchase the cloaking upgrade."
-->"We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade."
-->"-He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking."
-->"[[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]"
-->"It is just as it was 6 years ago."
-->"Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and forgotten."
-->"That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally."
-->"[[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]"
-->"Purchase the cloaking upgrade."
-->"We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade."
-->"-He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking."
-->"[[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]"
-->"It is just as it was 6 years ago."
-->"Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and forgotten."
-->"That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally."
-->"[[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]"
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** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping play]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'':
-->"Purchaseplaying]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'' sound obtuse:
-->'''Gazel Minister #1''': Purchase the cloakingupgrade."
-->"Weupgrade.
-->'''Gazel Minister #2''': We do not have enough points to purchase theupgrade."
-->"-He-upgrade.
-->'''Gazel Minister #3''': -He- would have had enough points to activatecloaking."
-->"[[MemeticMutationcloaking.
-->'''Gazel Minister #4''': [[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]"
-->"It]]
-->'''Gazel Minister #5''': It is just as it was 6 yearsago."
-->"Nay.ago.
-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried andforgotten."
-->"Thatforgotten.
-->'''Gazel Minister #7''': That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this wayintentionally."
-->"[[MemeticMutationintentionally.
-->'''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]"]]
-->"Purchase
-->'''Gazel Minister #1''': Purchase the cloaking
-->"We
-->'''Gazel Minister #2''': We do not have enough points to purchase the
-->"-He-
-->'''Gazel Minister #3''': -He- would have had enough points to activate
-->"[[MemeticMutation
-->'''Gazel Minister #4''': [[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.
-->"It
-->'''Gazel Minister #5''': It is just as it was 6 years
-->"Nay.
-->'''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and
-->"That
-->'''Gazel Minister #7''': That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way
-->"[[MemeticMutation
-->'''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.
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* Any time the tldr recaps make fun of the use of proper nouns without context, but especially
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* [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2074/ The summary of all the crap that's happened to Billy in about 24 hours]] mostly because it CrossesTheLineTwice.
* Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party:
* Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party:
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* Also from the VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} LP, the very first post holds some great lines:
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-->Anyhow, something seems to be going very wrong aboard the Galactica. Some jerk networked the mainframes to get more FPS in The Witcher 2 and now the Cylons are all up in everyone’s shit. Good job, Phil. I bet you couldn’t even make it past the tutorial fight.
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-->Anyhow, something seems to be going very wrong aboard the Galactica. Some jerk networked the mainframes to get more FPS in The Witcher 2 and now the Cylons are all up in everyone’s shit. Good job, Phil. I bet you couldn’t even make it past the tutorial fight.fight.
** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] [[VillainsOutShopping play]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'':
-->"Purchase the cloaking upgrade."
-->"We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade."
-->"-He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking."
-->"[[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]"
-->"It is just as it was 6 years ago."
-->"Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and forgotten."
-->"That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally."
-->"[[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]"
** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] [[VillainsOutShopping play]] ''DeusExHumanRevolution'':
-->"Purchase the cloaking upgrade."
-->"We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade."
-->"-He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking."
-->"[[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]"
-->"It is just as it was 6 years ago."
-->"Nay. The unclean -Lambs- InvisibleWar heresy is buried and forgotten."
-->"That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally."
-->"[[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]]"
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* [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2074/ The summary of all the crap that's happened to Billy in about 24 hours]] mostly because it CrossesTheLineTwice
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* [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2074/ The summary of all the crap that's happened to Billy in about 24 hours]] mostly because it CrossesTheLineTwiceCrossesTheLineTwice.
* Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party:
-->''**Upon being faced with the massacre of Billy's entire church**''\\
'''Ellie:''' *sigh* “Again...?”\\
'''Bart:''' *yawn* “Looks that way...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What are you two talking about?! This is...this is a massacre.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Yeah...probably should have mentioned we kinda run into a lot of massacres, disasters, and otherwise bad news... At first I thought it was just because of Fei being some sort of jinx. But...well...here we are...”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Yep...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What...? You two make this sound routine.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Look kid, in the last month I nearly drowned in quicksand. Twice. Was involved in a botched coup where I almost got shot up by like 50 dudes. Had my base invaded by a Gebler hit squad. And had that ship we were just riding dropped on me. On land.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “I had a botched mission result in contributing to the destruction of a rural village. I was nearly eaten by a dinosaur. Committed several acts of treason before deserting the military. I nearly had a giant bomber ship fall on me. And I had the airship I was riding blown up by a SAM.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Sorry about that. But, don’t forget when you got mind controlled and nearly blew up my ship’s engine.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Oh yes. That too...”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “And that Rico guy. Don’t even get me STARTED on what happened to him...”\\
'''Billy:''' “I am afraid to ask...”\\
'''Bart:''' “You know how he’s a giant green-skinned eyesore? Let’s just say he wasn’t green when he started rolling with us.”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “Heh. Nah, I’m just bullshitting you with that last one. I’ve only talked to that guy like once ever. But I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the cases.”
* Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party:
-->''**Upon being faced with the massacre of Billy's entire church**''\\
'''Ellie:''' *sigh* “Again...?”\\
'''Bart:''' *yawn* “Looks that way...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What are you two talking about?! This is...this is a massacre.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Yeah...probably should have mentioned we kinda run into a lot of massacres, disasters, and otherwise bad news... At first I thought it was just because of Fei being some sort of jinx. But...well...here we are...”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Yep...”\\
'''Billy:''' “What...? You two make this sound routine.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Look kid, in the last month I nearly drowned in quicksand. Twice. Was involved in a botched coup where I almost got shot up by like 50 dudes. Had my base invaded by a Gebler hit squad. And had that ship we were just riding dropped on me. On land.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “I had a botched mission result in contributing to the destruction of a rural village. I was nearly eaten by a dinosaur. Committed several acts of treason before deserting the military. I nearly had a giant bomber ship fall on me. And I had the airship I was riding blown up by a SAM.”\\
'''Bart:''' “Sorry about that. But, don’t forget when you got mind controlled and nearly blew up my ship’s engine.”\\
'''Ellie:''' “Oh yes. That too...”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “And that Rico guy. Don’t even get me STARTED on what happened to him...”\\
'''Billy:''' “I am afraid to ask...”\\
'''Bart:''' “You know how he’s a giant green-skinned eyesore? Let’s just say he wasn’t green when he started rolling with us.”\\
'''Billy:''' “...”\\
'''Bart:''' “Heh. Nah, I’m just bullshitting you with that last one. I’ve only talked to that guy like once ever. But I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the cases.”