History Funny / TheClevelandShow

* From "Field of Streams": the show dedicating the cutaway of [[TranparentCloset Mr. Waterman]] having an [[TheImmodestOrgasm orgasm]] after Terry rummages in Waterman's pockets for his check and Tim the Bear quipping, "[[WhenHarryMetSally I'll have what he's having]]!" to Meg Ryan's original face (born 1961, died 2003). It's that kind of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment comes-out-of-nowhere]] moment that made ''FamilyGuy'' great.

* "Ahhh! A bear!" "Ahhh! A Black Man!"

* In one episode, Cleveland obsesses over Justin Bieber's "Baby", just as Peter did with Surfin' Bird.

** Preceded by this exchange.

* In the pilot episode before leaving Cleveland asks if Bonnie and Lois will make out because GirlOnGirlIsHot. They do and Quagmire is heard in the background saying "Touch...touch boobs."
** He says the same thing when [[HoYay Cleveland and Peter hug each other]].

-->''"You want me to replace my dog? Like Brad Pitt replaced Jennifer Aniston, or John Mayer replaced Jennifer Aniston, or Vince Vaughn replaced Jennifer Aniston, or that munch from the Counting Crows repla...the point is, my dog is not Jennifer Aniston!"''

-->'''Present!Cleveland:''' I might not get another oprotunity at this. (''crouches down to young!Cleveland.'') Look get a million dollars, steal it if you have to and investing in Apple Stock.

* Cleveland saying that he'll be "like BobTheBuilder before his morning coffee." Cutaway to a video of Bob bludgeoning his client to death, then him having to pave and build over the client so no one finds him.

(''Presnt!Cleveland fades back to the present'')

--> '''Jr:''' (''As the teddy bear'') I'm back...[[VoiceOfLegion '''FOR REVENGE!!!''']]

* Cleveland saying that he'll be "like BobTheBuilder before his morning coffee." Cutaway to a video of Bob bludgeoning his client to death, then him having to pave and build over the client so no one finds him.

-->''"You want me to replace my dog? Like Brad Pitt replaced Jennifer Aniston or John Mayer replaced Jennifer Aniston...the point is, my dog is not Jennifer Aniston."''

-->'''Cleveland:''' YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! I accused them of fornicating their own mothers!!!

* In one episode, Cleveland obsesses over Justin Bieber's "Baby" just as Peter did with Surfin' Bird.

-->'''Tim:''' This is what's happening. Deal with it! * punches Lester again*

-->'''Lester* Shakily* :''' I'm glad you're all made up and everything...but can SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOSPITAL?!?

* Cleveland saying that he'll be "like WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder before his morning coffee." Cutaway to a video of Bob bludgeoning his client to death, then him having to pave and build over the client so no one finds him.

* Cleveland saying that he'll be "like Bob the Builder before his morning coffee." Cutaway to a video of Bob bludgeoning his client to death, then him having to pave and build over the client so no one finds him.

* "Do you wanna play with Cleveland Junior?"

** The episode "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at The Stool" has a scene near the end with Cleveland and his friends at the bar. Not knowing that [[spoiler: their beers have been replaced with non-alcoholic beer as part of Cleveland Jr.'s revenge scheme]], they seem to be slightly intolerant of each other and their attitudes, which results in a fight breaking out between the four of them. The fight gets triggered by Cleveland punching Lester in the head and Holt starts fighting with Cleveland as a result. Tim, almost unprovoked, hits Lester in the back of the head, to which we get this exchange:

* The "I'm Paying a Young Boy for Sex" duet with Holt and Rallo, and how it's revealed to be a music video that Herbert the Pedophile is watching on TV.

* When Cleveland is in a plane that's about to run out of fuel, he remarks "This isn't funny like ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', it's a disaster like ''Airplane II''!"

-->''"You want me to replace my dog? Like Brad Pitt replaced Jennifer Aniston or John Mayer replaced Jennifer Aniston...the point is, my dog is not Jennifer Aniston."''

* In the pilot episode before leaving Cleveland asks if Bonnie and Lois will make out because GirlOnGirlIsHot. They do and Quagmire is heard in the background saying "Touch...touch boobs."

* The episode 'Y Tu Junior Tambien' has Cleveland's wide-eyed reaction to Junior's description of what a man and women do together which consists of various actions and a very long censor bleep and ending with Junior saying "But that's only if you have one of those swings" and laughing.

* Cleveland's DelayedReaction to being told he's stolen and destroyed a drugs stash from a dangerous street gang, with which he is eventually running around the room frantically squealing like a pig.

** Made even funnier after [[spoiler:Auntie Momma leaves and Cleveland tells his dad about her. They are outside the house, and their dialogue is completley inaudable, but after his dad finally realises, he pukes against the window. Made even more funnier by the dialogue after]]

-->'''Lester* Shakily* :''' I'm glad you're all made up and everything...but can SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOSPITAL?!?

* The Deportation Catapult. Seriously, that whole scene was priceless.