History Funny / TheChroniclesOfNarnia

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!!Funny moments in the [[TheFilmOfTheBook Walden Media movie series]]:

[[AC:The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe]]
* The [[http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121226140412/narnia/images/f/fe/Lioness.jpg lioness]] with the glasses and mustache at the end of the first film.
* Also in the first film...
--> '''Edmund''': But that's a girl's coat!
--> '''Peter''': [[TakeThat I know.]]
* After Mrs. Beaver's packed most of the food supplies:
--> '''Susan''': Should we bring jam?
--> '''Peter''': Not unless the witch serves toast!
::''(which then pays off a little later)'':
--> '''Mrs. Beaver''': You didn't think to bring a map?
--> '''Mr. Beaver''': There wasn't room next to the jam!
** And also later on:
--> '''Peter''': (''glaring at Mr. Beaver''): If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy hat!
** When the kids first meet Aslan.
--> '''Aslan''': Yes, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also tells me you plan on turning him into a hat.
* When the children all fall out of the wardrobe and the Professor hands them their ball back.
* When Mrs. Beaver is packing food before the group try to flee from the wolves.
--> '''Peter''': What's she doing?
--> '''Mrs. Beaver''': Oh, you'll be thanking me later. It's a long journey, and Beaver gets pretty cranky when he's hungry.
--> '''Mr. Beaver''': I'm cranky now!
* Susan and Lucy make note of the Narnians staring.
--> '''Susan''': Why are they all staring at us?
--> '''Lucy''': Maybe they think you look funny.
* Susan's idea of a rainy day game is looking up words in the dictionary and guessing their definition. Lucy suggests a game of hide and seek.
--> '''Peter:''' [[SarcasmMode But we're already having ''so much'' fun]].

[[AC:Prince Caspian]]
* In a DeletedScene from ''Prince Caspian'', during the raid on the castle:
-->'''Peter''': (looking down in the crib at Miraz's new baby) Where did that come from?
-->'''Susan''': Mum never had that talk with you?
* The RunningGag with Telmarines meeting Reepicheep.
** First, Caspian after fleeing the castle:
-->'''Reepicheep''': Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!
--> *beat*
-->'''Caspian''': ...You are a mouse.
-->'''Reepicheep''': I was hoping for something a little more original.
** During the nighttime raid on the castle:
-->'''Guard''': You're a --!
-->'''Reepicheep''': Yes, I'm a mouse.
** And during the final battle:
-->'''Soldier''': You're a mouse!
-->'''Reepicheep''': You people have ''no'' imagination!
* Reepicheep in general, really:
-->'''Lucy''' (whispering): Oh my gosh, he is so cute!
-->'''Reepicheep''' (drawing his sword): ''Who said that!?''
** Meeting Trumpkin in the attack on the castle:
-->'''Reepicheep''': Oh. We were expecting someone, you know, taller.
-->'''Trumpkin''': You're one to talk...
-->'''Reepicheep''': What, was that supposed to be irony?
** The mice under Reepicheep ''hogtie'' the Telmarines' cat. Reepicheep looked like he was going to really enjoy this in the scene beforehand.
* On strategies in ''Prince Caspian'':
--> '''Peter''': The Telmarines can just starve us out.
--> '''Pattertwig''': We could collect nuts!
--> '''Reepicheep''': [[SarcasmMode Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines!]] Shut up!
* Miraz delivers some DeadpanSnarker gold. Starting off, when Caspian tries to kill him in his bed. He wakes up to the sword at his throat and says "[[SarcasmMode I'm so happy, you're safe]]".
** His wife finds out about his darker history...
--> '''Prunaprismia:''' You said your brother died in his sleep.
--> '''Miraz:''' That was more or less true.
** Peter and Susan walk in on the scene.
--> '''Miraz:''' This used to be a private room.

[[AC:Voyage of the Dawn Treader]]
* In ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader'', this exchange between [[DeadpanSnarker Edmund]] and [[{{Jerkass}} Eustace]]:
--> '''Edmund:''' I have the right to tell your father it was you who stole aunt Alberta's sweets.
--> '''Eustace:''' Liar!
--> '''Edmund:''' Oh, really? I found them under your bed. And you know what? I ''[[MagnificentBastard licked every one of them]]''.
--> '''Eustace:''' ''Ugh'', I'm infected ''with you''!
* This memorable moment:
--> '''Eustace:''' (panicked) Now I demand to know what's going on here!
--> '''Reepicheep:''' (while Eustace is still ranting) Shall we throw him back your Majesties?
--> (Edmund has a [[AudienceSurrogate mildly thoughtful expression at the idea.]])
--> '''Lucy:''' (noticing this) ''Edmund!''
* Eustace trying to escape from the Lone Islands.
--> "You're a boat in a magical land. [[WrongGenreSavvy Can't you row yourself]]"
* After Eustace has been turned into a dragon.
--> '''Caspian:''' Everyone knows a dragon's treasure is cursed.
--> ''DeathGlare from Eustace''
--> '''Caspian:''' Well...everyone from Narnia.

--> '''Lucy:''' (noticing this) ''Edmund!''

--> '''Mr. Beaver''': I'm cranky now!

--> '''Eustace:''' Ugh, I'm infected ''with you''!
* Susan and Lucy make note of the Narnians staring.
--> '''Susan''': Why are they all staring at us?
--> '''Lucy''': Maybe they think you look funny.

-->'''Reepicheep''': Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine.
-->'''Caspian''': You are a mouse.

* In ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader'', this exchange between [[DeadpanSnarker Edmund]] and [[{{Jerkass}} Eustace]]:
--> '''Edmund:''' I have the right to tell your father it was you who stole aunt Alberta's sweets.
--> '''Eustace:''' Liar!
--> '''Edmund:''' Oh, really? I found them under your bed. And you know what? I ''[[MagnificentBastard licked every one of them]]''.
--> '''Eustace:''' Ugh, I'm infected ''with you''!
* Susan and Lucy make note of the Narnians staring.
--> '''Susan''': Why are they all staring at us?
--> '''Lucy''': Maybe they think you look funny.

--> '''Reepicheep''': [[SarcasmMode Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines!]] Shut up!

* The lion with the glasses and mustache at the end of the first film.

* On strategies in ''Prince Caspian''
--> ''Pattertwig'' : We could gather nuts!
--> ''Reepicheep'': [[SarcasmMode Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines!]] Shut up!

-->'''Susan''': Mom never had that talk with you?

** The mice under Reepicheep ''hogtie'' the Telmarines' cat. Reepicheep looked like he was going to really enjoy this in the scene beforehand.

-->'''Reepicheep''': You people have ''no'' imagination!

* In ''VoyageOfTheDawnTreader'', this exchange between [[DeadpanSnarker Edmund]] and [[{{Jerkass}} Eustace]]:

-->'''Susan''': Mom never had that talk with you?

--> '''Peter''', ''glaring at Mr. Beaver'': If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy hat!

-->'''Peter''', ''looking down in the crib at Miraz's new baby'': Where did this come from?
-->'''Susan''': You mean Father still hasn't given you [[TheTalk that talk]] yet?

* When the children all fall out of the wardrobe and the Professor hands them there ball back.

* Susan and Lucy make note of the Narnian's staring.

--> '''Lucy''': Maybe they think you look funny.

--> '''Peter''': I don't think the Witch is going to be inviting us for tea!

* After Mrs. Bevear's packed most of the food supplies:

* Another moment:

** ''(Later)''

::''(Later)''

* When the children all fall out of the wardrobe and the Professor hands them there ball back.

* And also later on:

--> '''Aslan''': Yes, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also tells me you plan on turning him into a hat.

--> '''Aslan''': Yes, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. And I hear you want to turn Beaver into a hat.