History Funny / TheCabinInTheWoods

** Also Curt, who is tailor-made to look like a jock, demonstrates his immense knowledge of sociology.

* Jules's seductive dance in front of the fireplace is some prime FanService...then the camera shows Dana and Holden on staring in what can only be described as wide-eyed confusion and incredulity.

* "How can you not kill a bunch of nine year olds!?"

-->'''(Ominous Whispers)''': ''Read the Latin................[[SchmuckBait out loud]]......''

* The BlackComedy in [[spoiler:Curt driving a motorcycle to jump over the gorge while inspiring heroic music starts to play...and then crashing ineffectually into the electrified barrier and falling into the gorge, [[CrossesTheLineTwice hitting the barrier again and again and again as he falls.]]]]

* The evil unicorn. Just...the evil unicorn. The BGM helps.

--> "And [[LetsSplitUpGang that makes]]...what kind of sense?"

--> Marty: [[spoiler:I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.]]
--> Dana: Nah...

--> "And that makes...what kind of sense?"

--> Dana: Nah...

* Hadley and Sitterson's [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/642e696f67ad761f95785360d7fd339e/tumblr_mkxzfcuaqi1qfhjmro1_500.gif dancing.]]

** He knows. He just [[AllMenArePerverts doesn't make it a priority to tell her]].
*** Or not, given that [[spoiler: his later "typical male pervert" moments are viewed as odd by his friends, mainly Marty, who is our 'something strange is going on here guy', and caused by the released pheromones.]]

* "Yeah... I had to [[spoiler: [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome dismember that guy with a trowel.]]]]" It's the offhand way he says it clinches this moment.

* During the party, Ronald is heard telling someone "I'm the intern!" Later, during the System Purge when the monitors showing the chaos are being viewed, Ronald is shown holding a sign up to the camera reading "Help me! A dragonbat has my scent. [[CallBack I'm the intern.]]"

** also Curt, who is tailor-made to look like a jock, demonstrates his immense knowledge of sociology.

--> '''Dana''': I've never done anything like this before

** Of course, this turns into FridgeHorror when you realize [[spoiler:she only said that because she's being forced in the Virgin role, despite not actually being a virgin]].

** [[spoiler:Angry Molesting Tree - even funnier when you know that director Drew Goddard had to get the effects team to temper it down from Angry ''Raping'' Tree]]

* The whiteboard during the betting pool scene. One imagines it would have been a very different movie if [[HotWitch "Sexy Witches"]], [[TheEvilDead "Angry Molesting Tree"]], or [[Film/JackFrost1997 "Snowman"]] had been chosen.

-->'''Hadley''': I'm actually rooting for this girl. You gotta admire her heart-- (some other guys bring in a bottle of tequila) TEQUILA IS MY LADYYYYY!

* During the climactic monster rampage, a zombie clearly grabs an employee and throws him over the railing into the waiting jaws of the giant snake. This one scene, coupled with the lack of even a hint of conflict among the monsters themselves forces us to conclude that they're all friends. A million and one mental images follow.

** Also doubles as a ''major'' MomentKiller, as the euphemism was heard regarding a sadists reaction to torturing someone.

* [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke The merman]]]].

** [[spoiler:Angry Molesting Tree]]

--> '''Marty:''' I must be on some reality show...(grins for a moment before dropping it and realizing)...my parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.

* The evil unicorn. Just...the evil unicorn.