History Funny / TheBlockbusterBuster

---> Spoon-e {Laugh manically} Science! I’m here to destroy you E-kara.
---> E-kara :{ Lisping} what are you doing? We not supposed cross-over for the 27 time until next week! Now get the hell out of my rum (room)!

---> E-kara :{ lisping} get out of my rum (room).

---> '''Deadpan/Bella:''' I like you so much, I almost made a facial expresion.
---> '''Whiney/Edward:''' I like hairgel.

---> '''Whiney/Edward:''' I need more hairgel.

---> '''Whiney/Edward:''' Hairgel.

** When Bella kissed Jacob, [=ERod=] gets pissed off since she got engaged to Edward less than 24 hours ago. [=ERod=] then starts calling a tattoo parlor to make her an appointment for a Tramp Stamp, to choose between horrible harlet or super skank.
** During the New Moon review, [=ERod=] pointed about the fandumb and the "Teams" for Edward and Jacob, which is parodied by having all the Blockbuster Buster characters to form different teams ([=ERod=] goes for [[TheMunsters Team Grandpa]], Nerdlinger is on [[EurekasCastle Team Batley]], El L0ver on [[InterviewWithTheVampire Team Antonio]] and Fedora Freddy on Team Morrigan
---> El L0ver tried to switch teams with Fedora Freddy, to which the latter refuses.

* TheLastAirbender movie review:
** Everytime Aang gets kidnapped, a montage of [[FacePalm people face palming]] is shown.

** The imaginary conversation between James Cameron and M. Night Shymalan over the movie's name.
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** All his nicknames for the characters. Deadpan Mc-Gee, Captain Whiney-Pants, Sharkboy, The Black Eyed Peas, etc.

* All his ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' reviews make funny moments. Worth mentioning that those reviews [[YourMileageMayVary got him more followers]].

---> '''[=ERod=]''': Wait a minute, he has a device hidden in his tits that can hypnotize men and make them bark like dogs? Wow, they work exactly like ACTUAL TITS!!!!!

* Also his [[ScreamingAtSquick breakdowns]] at [[NauseaFuel gross puppet-sex scenes]] during his [[ChildsPlay Seed of Chucky]]'s review (muted by his glass door).

-->E-Rod: "What I wouldn't give to see him (the Cat) strung up by his neck, while numerous children of all genders and races beat him with baseball bats."

--> E-Rod: (has big grin on his face and wipes HappyTears from his eyes) "That was so beautiful. They should show that every Christmas. Right after this scene." (Bella breaks her hand punching Jacob)
** "There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats!"

--> E-Rod: (has big grin on his face and wipes HappyTears from his eyes) "That was so beautiful. They should show that every Christmas.". Right after this scene (Bella breaks her hand punching Jacob)

--> E-Rod: (has big grin on his face and wipes HappyTears from his eyes) "That was so beautiful. They should show that every Christmas."
* "There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats! There's no such thing as talking cats!"

---> [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]: "Fine then, I'll go play The Witcher 2 BY MYSELF!" (leaves with a bottle of lotion)]]

* His [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of [[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] gag in ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review.
---> [[RaulJulia RAUL JULIA!]]

** When Bella kissed Jacob, [=ERod=] gets pissed off since she got engaged to Edward less than 24 hours ago. [=ERod=] then starts calling a tattoo parlor to make her an appointment for a Tramp Stamp, to choose between whore or skank.

* The ''WildWildWest'' review: in the movie, Gordon is crossdressing and uses a device hidden in his fake boobs to hypnotize his quarry. ERod's reaction is priceless:
---> '''ERod''': Wait a minute, he has a device hidden in his tits that can hypnotize men and make them bark like dogs? Wow, they work exactly like ACTUAL TITS!!!!!

** During the New Moon review, [=ERod=] pointed about the fandumb and the "Teams" for Edward and Jacob, which is parodied by having all the Blockbuster Buster characters to form different teams ([=ERod=] goes for [[TheMunsters Team Grandpa]], Nerdlinger is on [[EurekasCastle Team Batley]], El L0ver on [[InterviewWithTheVampire Team Antonio]] and Fedora Freddy on Team Morrigan)

** [[spoiler: AngryJoe's cameo for the Nº1 Hispanic Hero, thinking it's himself, and [=ERod=] has to make him understand he's not even a hero, just a gamer]]
---> [[spoiler: AngryJoe: "Fine then, I'll go play The Witcher 2 BY MYSELF!" (leaves with a bottle of lotion)]]

Spoon-e {Laugh manic} Science! I’m here to destroy you E-kara.
E-kara :{ Lisping} what are you doing? We not supposed cross-over for the 27 time until next week! Now get the hell out of my rum (room)!
Spoon-e: Okay, wait what did you say?
E-kara :{ lisping} get out of my rum (room).
Spoon-e: And holding a bottle of?
E-kara :{ lisping} Rum.
Spoon-e: And this is a map of?
E-kara :{ lisping} Rum (Rome).
Spoon-e :( Giggle)
E-kara: What?
Spoon-e: Oh Nothing.

-> It's magic, bitch.

** [[spoiler: TheFimRenegado talking nonstop about ElMariachi, even while [=ERod=] cuts him off to another topic. Every once in a while, [=ERod=] checks if he's still talking.]]

* Also his [[ScreamingAtSquick breakdowns]] at [[NauseaFuel gross puppet-sex scenes]] during his [[ChildsPlay Seed of Chucky]]'s review (muted by his glass door).

---> [[RaulJulia RAUL JULIA!]]

* His [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of [[TheNostalgiaCritic OF COURSE!]] gag in ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review.

* His [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of [[TheNostalgiaCritic OF COURSE!']] gag in ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review.

* His [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of [[TheNostalgiaCritic'OF COURSE!']] gag in ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review.

* His [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of [[TheNostalgiaCritic]'OF COURSE!']] gag in ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review.
---> [[RaulJulia] RAUL JULIA!]]

** Everytime the movie makes something stupid or references something [=ERod=] is a big fan of ([[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires sparkling]], not showing the fight between Laurent and the werewolves and the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires walking under water]]), [=ERod=] has to spare his rage beating up another movie. In the case of Eclipse, he just threw a pencil through the characters foreheads in the dvd case.

-> It's magic, bitch.