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* During dinner, everyone takes a sip of Agador's soup, [[{{Beat}} pauses]]... and [[LethalChef immediately reaches for a piece of bread to cleanse their pallets]].
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* During dinner, everyone takes a sip of Agador's soup, [[{{Beat}} pauses]]... and [[LethalChef immediately reaches for a piece of bread to cleanse their pallets]]. Not only hilarious, but also works as a nice little master class in comic timing.
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* The Goldman's home décor featuring statues of nude men, erectile figurines, homoerotic china and a portrait of a [[CrossDresser bald man in a dress]].
* Armand's phallic necklace chain.
* Armand's phallic necklace chain.
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-->'''Armand''': [''indicating Albert's bright pink socks''] What about those?
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-->'''Armand''': [''indicating Albert's bright hot pink socks''] What about those?
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-->''Oh, I'm'' very ''maternal! And Albert is [[CampGay practically a breast]]!''
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-->''Oh, I'm'' very ''maternal! And Albert is [[CampGay practically a breast]]!''breast]]!''
* During dinner, everyone takes a sip of Agador's soup, [[{{Beat}} pauses]]... and [[LethalChef immediately reaches for a piece of bread to cleanse their pallets]].
* During dinner, everyone takes a sip of Agador's soup, [[{{Beat}} pauses]]... and [[LethalChef immediately reaches for a piece of bread to cleanse their pallets]].
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-->'''Armand''': So what? Just remember not to go to pieces when that happens. React like a man, calmly. You say to yourself, "Albert, you
pierced the toast. So what?" It's not the end of your life.
pierced the toast. So what?" It's not the end of your life.
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-->'''Armand''': So what? Just remember not to go to pieces when that happens. React like a man, calmly. You say to yourself, "Albert, you
you pierced the toast. So what?" It's not the end of your life.
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* Albert freaking out when he's learning how to butter toast like a man.
-->'''Albert''': [''screams''] Oh, God! I pierced the toast!
-->'''Armand''': So what? Just remember not to go to pieces when that happens. React like a man, calmly. You say to yourself, "Albert, you
pierced the toast. So what?" It's not the end of your life.
-->'''Albert''': "Albert, you pierced the toast. So what?" Of course. There's no need to get hysterical. All l have to remember is, I can always get more toast.
-->'''Albert''': [''screams''] Oh, God! I pierced the toast!
-->'''Armand''': So what? Just remember not to go to pieces when that happens. React like a man, calmly. You say to yourself, "Albert, you
pierced the toast. So what?" It's not the end of your life.
-->'''Albert''': "Albert, you pierced the toast. So what?" Of course. There's no need to get hysterical. All l have to remember is, I can always get more toast.
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* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, attempting to hold back his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert:''' ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...
-->'''Albert:''' ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...
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* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, attempting to hold back his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's
-->'''Albert''': ...What? No good? Why? I'm dressed just the way you are. I took off all my rings. I'm not wearing any makeup. I'm just...a "guy".
-->'''Armand''': [''indicating Albert's bright pinksocks.
-->'''Albert:''' ''[hopefully]'' Oh.socks''] What about those?
-->'''Albert''': Those? [''hopefully''] Well, one does want a hint of color...
-->'''Albert''': ...What? No good? Why? I'm dressed just the way you are. I took off all my rings. I'm not wearing any makeup. I'm just...a "guy".
-->'''Armand''': [''indicating Albert's bright pink
-->'''Albert:''' ''[hopefully]'' Oh.
-->'''Albert''': Those? [''hopefully''] Well, one does want a hint of color...
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* "So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."
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* "So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it.""
* Armond's response to Katherine apologizing for not being very maternal and being totally out of Val's life since his birth.
-->''Oh, I'm'' very ''maternal! And Albert is [[CampGay practically a breast]]!''
* Armond's response to Katherine apologizing for not being very maternal and being totally out of Val's life since his birth.
-->''Oh, I'm'' very ''maternal! And Albert is [[CampGay practically a breast]]!''
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* So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."
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* So "So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."
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-->'''Armand:''' [[SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
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-->'''Armand:''' [[SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].miracle]].
* So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."
* So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."
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-->'''Armand''': A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
* Armand directing a dance sequence that involves an actor, who is directed to sit still for most of the act, and conveying some flamboyant moves ("Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!") and ending that direction with "keep it all in."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
* Armand directing a dance sequence that involves an actor, who is directed to sit still for most of the act, and conveying some flamboyant moves ("Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!") and ending that direction with "keep it all in."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
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* Armand directing a dance sequence that involves an actor, who is directed to sit still for most of the act, and conveying some flamboyant moves ("Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!") and ending that direction with
** "...
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* Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates JohnWayne's walk for him to copy. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
-->'''Albert''': No good?
-->'''Armand''': Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...
-->'''Albert''': No good?
-->'''Armand''': Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...
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* Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates JohnWayne's walk for advises him to copy.copy Creator/JohnWayne. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
-->'''Albert''': -->'''Albert:''' No good?
-->'''Armand''': -->'''Armand:''' Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly,without any of attempting to hold back his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': -->'''Albert:''' ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly,
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-->'''Albert''': We've been robbed!
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--> '''Albert:''' If you knew how many ''maids'' we've run in the last six years, I could name a dozen; Rodney, Bruno, Chuck-.
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-->'''First woman''': Which one is the mother?\\
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...I just don't know.
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...I just don't know.
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-->'''First woman''': woman:''' Which one is the mother?\\
'''Secondwoman''' (watching woman:''' ''[watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...mad]''' ... I just don't know.
'''Second
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--> '''Albert''': Oh, Armand, (beat) our baby is going to leave us and we won't have any others.
--> '''Armand''': [[SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
--> '''Armand''': [[SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
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--> '''Albert''': Out baby is leaving the nest, and we'll never have another.
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--> '''Albert''': Out Oh, Armand, (beat) our baby is leaving the nest, going to leave us and we'll never we won't have another.any others.
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--> '''Armand''': [SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
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--> '''Armand''': [SarcasmMode [[SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
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** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''"
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** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''"''gorgeous!''"
* Albert getting sentimental over Val's wedding announcement.
--> '''Albert''': Out baby is leaving the nest, and we'll never have another.
--> '''Armand''': [SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
* Albert getting sentimental over Val's wedding announcement.
--> '''Albert''': Out baby is leaving the nest, and we'll never have another.
--> '''Armand''': [SarcasmMode Not without]] [[MrSeahorse a miracle]].
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--> '''Albert:''' I could name a dozen; Rodney, Bruno, Chuck.
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--> '''Albert:''' If you knew how many ''maids'' we've run in the last six years, I could name a dozen; Rodney, Bruno, Chuck. Chuck-.
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** Armand's "eclectic celebration of the dance."
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* Albert, as Mrs. Coleman, unwittingly listing off the "maids" he and Armand had over the years (all of which whom were men) to Senator Keeley.
--> '''Albert:''' I could name a dozen; Rodney, Bruno, Chuck.
--> '''Albert:''' I could name a dozen; Rodney, Bruno, Chuck.
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* Armand's "eclectic celebration of the dance."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
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** Armand's "eclectic celebration of the dance."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
** "...but you keep it all inside."
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** And when he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO0kWTR_7tQ&t=1m56s pierces the toast]].
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* Armand directing a dance sequence that involves an actor, who is directed to sit still for most of the act, and conveying some flamboyant moves ("Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!") and ending that direction with "keep it all in."
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* Armand's "eclectic celebration of the dance."
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* Armand's speech about life in the country.
-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me."
-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me."
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* Armand's speech about Guatamalan life in the country.
-->'''Armand''': A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress, I told them white would make me look fat."
-->'''Armand''': A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress, I told them white would make me look fat."
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-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one wants a hint of color...
* [[TheScream The effeminate scream]] Albert makes upon seeing that [[spoiler:the house has been redecorated]].
* [[TheScream The effeminate scream]] Albert makes upon seeing that [[spoiler:the house has been redecorated]].
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-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' Oh. Well, one wants does want a hint of color...
* [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl The effeminate]] [[TheScreamThe effeminate scream]] Albert makes upon seeing that [[spoiler:the house has been redecorated]].
* [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl The effeminate]] [[TheScream
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-->'''First woman''': Which one's the mother?\\
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...I can't tell...
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...I can't tell...
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''
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-->'''First woman''': Which one's one is the mother?\\
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...Ican't tell...
just don't know.
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is''gorgeous!''''gorgeous!''"
'''Second woman''' (watching both Albert and Katherine crying like mad): ...I
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is
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* At the [[spoiler:wedding, two of the conservative women in attendance are confused.]]
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* At the [[spoiler:wedding, wedding, two of the conservative women in attendance are confused.]]
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'''Second woman''' ([[spoiler: watching both Albert and Karen crying like mad]]): ...I can't tell...
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'''Second woman''' ([[spoiler: watching (watching both Albert and Karen Katherine crying like mad]]): ...mad): ...I can't tell...tell...
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''
** Also at the wedding: "Bob Dole is ''gorgeous!''
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** And when he gets in the car and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_y_TCFuGr4 honks the horn by accident]].
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** And when he gets in the car and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_y_TCFuGr4 honks the horn by accident]].accident]].
* At the [[spoiler:wedding, two of the conservative women in attendance are confused.]]
-->'''First woman''': Which one's the mother?\\
'''Second woman''' ([[spoiler: watching both Albert and Karen crying like mad]]): ...I can't tell...
* At the [[spoiler:wedding, two of the conservative women in attendance are confused.]]
-->'''First woman''': Which one's the mother?\\
'''Second woman''' ([[spoiler: watching both Albert and Karen crying like mad]]): ...I can't tell...
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-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of color...?
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-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash Oh. Well, one wants a hint of color...?
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-->'''Albert''': What's wrong?
-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
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-->'''Albert''': What's wrong?
No good?
-->'''Armand''':Nothing.Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
-->'''Armand''':
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* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".
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* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".me."
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-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realised that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realise that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of colour...?
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realise that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of colour...?
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-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realised realized that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down andrealise realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash ofcolour...?color...?
* [[TheScream The effeminate scream]] Albert makes upon seeing that [[spoiler:the house has been redecorated]].
-->'''Albert''': We've been robbed!
** And when he gets in the car and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_y_TCFuGr4 honks the horn by accident]].
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of
* [[TheScream The effeminate scream]] Albert makes upon seeing that [[spoiler:the house has been redecorated]].
-->'''Albert''': We've been robbed!
** And when he gets in the car and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_y_TCFuGr4 honks the horn by accident]].
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* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".
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* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".me".
* Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates JohnWayne's walk for him to copy. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
-->'''Albert''': What's wrong?
-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realised that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realise that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of colour...?
* Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates JohnWayne's walk for him to copy. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
-->'''Albert''': What's wrong?
-->'''Armand''': Nothing. I just never realised that John Wayne walked like that.
* Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realise that he's wearing bright pink socks.
-->'''Albert''': ''[hopefully]'' A flash of colour...?
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-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
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-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]]]
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".
* Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me".
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* Armand's speech about life in the country.
-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]
-->'''Armand''': A woman is worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by [[StealthPun the size of his cock.]]