History Funny / TheAvengers

* Natasha has to put Agent Coulson on hold while she [[CurbStompBattle takes care of some thugs]]. Agent Coulson just waits, patient and a little bored, listening to the grunts and snapping bones [[SeenItAll like they were hold music]].

---> '''Tony''': If it's funny!

* Natasha has to put Agent Coulson on hold while she [[CurbStompBattle takes care of some thugs]]. Agent Coulson just waits, patient and a little bored, listening to the grunts and snapping bones [[SeenItAll like they were hold music]].

* Now we have a meta example: Clark Gregg asked Joss Whedon what his crying fans meant when they said that Agent Coulson was going to get Jossed.

---> '''Steve (directing the battle)''': Hulk: smash.

-->'''Agent Coulson'''(to Maria Hill): I think they need a time out.

--->'''Tony (wearing a BlackSabbath shirt)''': We have a Hulk. *cue shot of Hulk destroying said army.*

---> '''Thor''': ([[InsultBackfire Chuckles]])

---> '''[[IronMan Tony]]''': No offense, but [[IWorkAlone I don't play well with others.]]
---> '''[[CaptainAmerica Steve]]''': Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?
---> '''Tony''': Uh...Genius. Billionaire playboy. Philanthropist.
---> '''Thor''': *Chuckles*

** From the trailer/[[TheStinger Stinger]] at the end of CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger:
--->Tony casually pats Thor's arm.\\
'''Tony''': You look like you've got a mean swing. *cut to Thor hurling his hammer in an action scene*
** From the first official full (newest) trailer:

-->'''Agent Coulson'''(to Maria Hill): I think they need a time out.
** UK trailer: Dr. Banner states the team's dysfunctional nature quite easily.
---> We're not a team. We're a '''time bomb'''.

* From the trailer/[[TheStinger Stinger]] at the end of CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger:
-->Tony casually pats Thor's arm.\\

* From the first official full (newest) trailer:
--> '''[[IronMan Tony]]''': No offense, but [[IWorkAlone I don't play well with others.]]
--> '''[[CaptainAmerica Steve]]''': Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?
--> '''Tony''': Uh...Genius. Billionaire playboy. Philanthropist.
--> '''Thor''': *Chuckles*
** Another one from Tony in the same trailer:
--> '''Tony''': Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an [[TheHulk enormous, green rage-monster]].
--> *insert clip of Banner turning into TheHulk, then back to Tony/Banner*
--> '''Banner''': Thanks.
* Another one:
-->'''Loki''': I have an army.
-->'''Tony (wearing a BlackSabbath shirt)''': We have a Hulk. *cue shot of Hulk destroying said army.*
* '''Agent Coulson'''(to Maria Hill): I think they need a time out.
* From the German trailer:
--> '''Tony''' (speaking to [[TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]]): I promise a totally stress-free work environment, no surprises... ([[BullyingADragon shocks him]])
--> '''Bruce''': Ow!
--> '''Steve''': Hey!
--> '''Tony''' (to Bruce): You really got it under control, don't you? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums?
--> '''Steve''': Is everything a joke to you?
--> '''Tony''': If it's funny!
* Also from the German trailer, when Tony explains that following orders is not his style:
--> '''Tony:''' And following orders is obviously not my style.
--> '''Steve:''' And everyone knows that style is all you care about.
--> '''Tony:''' From all the people around here, who wears the most figure-hugging outfit?
-->(Steve looks down at his outfit)
--> '''Natasha's expression:''' *Now that you mention it...*
* UK trailer: Dr. Banner states the team's dysfunctional nature quite easily.

* UK trailer: Dr. Banner states the team's dysfunction nature quite easily.
---> We're not a team. We're a ''time bomb''.

--> '''Natasha's expression:''' *Now that you mention it...*

--> '''Tony''': If it's funny!

--> '''Tony''' (to Bruce): That is amazing! What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums?

--> '''Tony''' (speaking to Bruce Banner): I promise a total stress-free work environment, no surprises... (shocks him)

--> ''Steve'': Hey!
--> ''Tony'' (to Bruce): That is amazing! What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums?
--> ''Steve'': Is everything a joke to you?
--> ''Tony'': If it's funny!

* '''Agent Coulson'''(to Maria Hill): I think they need a time out.

-->'''Tony (wearing a BlackSabbath shirt)''': We have a Hulk. *cue shot of Hulk destroying said army.*

-->'''Tony''': We have the Hulk. *cue shot of Hulk destroying said army.*

--> '''Banner''': Thanks.

!![[Film/TheAvengers1998 The TV series Motion Picture]]

* SeanConnery appearing in a bear suit.

!!The British TV series

!!The American superhero comic

!!The TV series Motion Picture

!!The MarvelCinematicUniverse film

* From the trailer: Tony casually pats Thor's arm.
--> '''Tony''': You look like you've got a mean swing. *cut to Thor hurling his hammer in an action scene*
* From the newest trailer:

--> '''Tony''': Uh genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.

--> '''Tony''': [[TheIncredibleHulk Dr. Banner]], your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
--> *cue Banner turning into ''TheIncredibleHulk''

---> Tony: You look like you've got a mean swing. *cut to Thor hurling his hammer in an action scene*

---> [[IronMan Tony]]: No offense, but [[IWorkAlone I don't play well with others.]]
---> [[CaptainAmerica Steve]]: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?
---> Tony: Uh genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.

---> Tony: [[TheIncredibleHulk Dr. Banner]], your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
---> *cue Banner turning into ''TheIncredibleHulk''
---> Banner: Thanks.