History Funny / TheAvengers

18th Jan '16 1:33:16 PM StFan
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-->'''Steed''': And clumsy.\\ '''Sir Arthur Doyle''': Clumsy?\\ '''Steed''': Well look around, [[GenreSavvy they've left everything except their name and address]].
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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' And clumsy.\\ '''Sir Arthur Doyle''': Doyle:''' Clumsy?\\ '''Steed''': '''Steed:''' Well look around, [[GenreSavvy they've left everything except their name and address]].

-->'''Steed''': I asked the chief predator where to find you and he said, "Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies' underwear." I rattled up the stairs three at a time.
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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' I asked the chief predator where to find you and he said, "Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies' underwear." I rattled up the stairs three at a time.

-->'''Steed''': ''(after carefully opening the box with a knife and tweezers)'' Ah, thought so. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Booby trapped? -->'''Steed''': ''(gingerly removing a wrapped piece with the tweezers)'' Whatever you do, don't touch the wrapped ones. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Why not? -->'''Steed''': Because I like them. ''(he pops it in his mouth as Emma slams the box shut)''
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-->'''Steed''': ''(after -->'''Steed:''' (''after carefully opening the box with a knife and tweezers)'' tweezers'') Ah, thought so. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': so.\\ '''Mrs. Peel:''' Booby trapped? -->'''Steed''': ''(gingerly trapped?\\ '''Steed:''' (''gingerly removing a wrapped piece with the tweezers)'' tweezers'') Whatever you do, don't touch the wrapped ones. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': ones.\\ '''Mrs. Peel:''' Why not? -->'''Steed''': not?\\ '''Steed:''' Because I like them. ''(he (''he pops it in his mouth as Emma slams the box shut)''shut'')

-->'''Steed''': This stretch of road hasn't changed in years. Cross the bridge, through the trees, across green grassy banks to RAF Station 472 Hamelin. I've driven across this road a hundred times during the war. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Well, since you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it. ** Also from the same episode: -->'''Steed''': Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, the men groaning in the back. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Where had you been, the war? -->'''Steed''': No, the local pub.
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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' This stretch of road hasn't changed in years. Cross the bridge, through the trees, across green grassy banks to RAF Station 472 Hamelin. I've driven across this road a hundred times during the war. \n-->'''Mrs. Peel''': \\ '''Mrs. Peel:''' Well, since you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it. ** it. * Also from the same episode: -->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, the men groaning in the back. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': back.\\ '''Mrs. Peel:''' Where had you been, the war? -->'''Steed''': war?\\ '''Steed:''' No, the local pub.

-->'''Steed''': I'll see what I can pick up here. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': I'm sure you'll pick up...something.
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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' I'll see what I can pick up here. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': here.\\ '''Mrs. Peel:''' I'm sure you'll pick up...up... something.

-->'''Hercules''': It has been a long night, Thor! I need strength to exact revenge! -->'''Thor''': I need strength to deal with ''thee''!
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-->'''Hercules''': -->'''Hercules:''' It has been a long night, Thor! I need strength to exact revenge! -->'''Thor''': revenge!\\ '''Thor:''' I need strength to deal with ''thee''!

-->'''Spider-Girl''': You got us '''tied to chairs!''' Your rep is all oooh, spooky Film/JamesBond, and you got us '''tied''' to '''chairs!''' Like--like Zelda! -->'''Black Widow''': Fitzgerald? -->'''Spider-Woman''': '''Ha ha ha.''' Did you just call Black Widow a '''princess?''' I do like you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, am I right? -->'''Goon #1''': Uh... -->'''Goon #2''': Sorry. We're... we're supposed to shoot you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Later for that--first, am I right? Are they stupid? -->'''Spider-Woman''': Hey, wait--''"they"?'' -->'''Goon #2''': Wellll, I mean... -->'''Goon #1''': [[AffablyEvil Seems harsh]]. -->'''Goon #3''': I-I don't really want to get in the middle of a girl thing-- -->'''Goon #4''': [[DistractedByTheSexy Is it me, or is the dark-haired one kind of hot?]] -->'''Goon #5''': I... I miss my lady.
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-->'''Spider-Girl''': -->'''Spider-Girl:''' You got us '''tied to chairs!''' Your rep is all oooh, spooky Film/JamesBond, and you got us '''tied''' to '''chairs!''' Like--like Zelda! -->'''Black Widow''': Fitzgerald? -->'''Spider-Woman''': Zelda!\\ '''Black Widow:''' Fitzgerald?\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' '''Ha ha ha.''' Did you just call Black Widow a '''princess?''' I do like you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': you.\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' Seriously, am I right? -->'''Goon #1''': Uh... -->'''Goon #2''': right?\\ '''Goon #1:''' Uh...\\ '''Goon #2:''' Sorry. We're... we're supposed to shoot you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': you.\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' Later for that--first, that -- first, am I right? Are they stupid? -->'''Spider-Woman''': stupid?\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' Hey, wait--''"they"?'' -->'''Goon #2''': wait--''"they"?''\\ '''Goon #2:''' Wellll, I mean... -->'''Goon #1''': mean...\\ '''Goon #1:''' [[AffablyEvil Seems harsh]]. -->'''Goon #3''': harsh]].\\ '''Goon #3:''' I-I don't really want to get in the middle of a girl thing-- -->'''Goon #4''': thing--\\ '''Goon #4:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Is it me, or is the dark-haired one kind of hot?]] -->'''Goon #5''': hot?]]\\ '''Goon #5:''' I... I miss my lady.

-->'''Spider-Woman''': You chose that name. You chose to put that mask on. You're wearing the grim and gritty black bodysuit. -->'''Spider-Girl''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah and I might have to live on protein bars and salad to STAY in it]]. -->'''Spider-Woman''': Don't be an idiot. Food makes you strong. Your body is your most valuable asset. Your body is hungry, you '''feed it.''' -->'''Spider-Girl''': Bacon. You feed it bacon. At your age. You're like '''forty''' or something. -->'''Spider-Woman''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You EVER insult BACON in my presence again, kid... And I will hide your body somewhere no one will ever find it.]] -->'''Spider-Woman's phone''': ''[[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes Alllways we will fight as one...]]'' -->'''Spider-Girl''': You really do have the best phone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': Yeah, throw it up on screen AVT-8, and pass on my thanks to Maria. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, I will fight you for that ringtone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': I am officially done babysitting.
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-->'''Spider-Woman''': -->'''Spider-Woman:''' You chose that name. You chose to put that mask on. You're wearing the grim and gritty black bodysuit. -->'''Spider-Girl''': bodysuit.\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah and I might have to live on protein bars and salad to STAY in it]]. -->'''Spider-Woman''': it]].\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' Don't be an idiot. Food makes you strong. Your body is your most valuable asset. Your body is hungry, you '''feed it.''' -->'''Spider-Girl''': '''\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' Bacon. You feed it bacon. At your age. You're like '''forty''' or something. -->'''Spider-Woman''': something.\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You EVER insult BACON in my presence again, kid... And I will hide your body somewhere no one no-one will ever find it.]] -->'''Spider-Woman's phone''': ''[[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes ]]\\ '''Spider-Woman's phone:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes Alllways we will fight as one...]]'' -->'''Spider-Girl''': ]]''\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' You really do have the best phone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': phone.\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' Yeah, throw it up on screen AVT-8, and pass on my thanks to Maria. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Maria.\\ '''Spider-Girl:''' Seriously, I will fight you for that ringtone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': ringtone.\\ '''Spider-Woman:''' I am officially done babysitting.

-->'''Bad pony!''' -->(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot Entirely black panel]]'') -->''STOMP!''
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-->'''Bad pony!''' -->(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot pony!'''\\ (''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot Entirely black panel]]'') -->''STOMP!'' panel]]'')\\ ''STOMP!''
8th Jan '16 5:59:51 PM nombretomado
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* In KellySueDeconnick's first issue of Avengers Assemble, SpiderWoman used her pheromone powers to get the Hulk to make her a sandwich. [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/blinkytreefrog/Avengers11.jpg Observe the magic.]]
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* In KellySueDeconnick's first issue of Avengers Assemble, SpiderWoman ComicBook/SpiderWoman used her pheromone powers to get the Hulk to make her a sandwich. [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/blinkytreefrog/Avengers11.jpg Observe the magic.]]
23rd Sep '15 3:04:49 PM FF32
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** The whole special is great. Especially when "Santron" drops into the chimney, the party goes silent, except for an extremely well-timed "[[LukeCageHeroForHire Sweet Christmas.]]"
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** The whole special is great. Especially when "Santron" drops into the chimney, the party goes silent, except for an extremely well-timed "[[LukeCageHeroForHire "[[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Sweet Christmas.]]"
7th Sep '15 12:26:33 PM nombretomado
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** [[NewMutants Cannonball and Sunspot]] are chilling on a beach, insisting on retiring from heroics. The moment Cap calls, they're in.
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** [[NewMutants [[ComicBook/NewMutants Cannonball and Sunspot]] are chilling on a beach, insisting on retiring from heroics. The moment Cap calls, they're in.
28th May '15 1:22:04 AM Scorntex
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* In the current run issue 2, Steve and Tony are recruiting members for the new incarnation.
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* In the current run Volume 5 issue 2, Steve and Tony are recruiting members for the new incarnation.

* In one of the ''OriginalSin'' tie-in issues, the Avengers jump 5000 years into the future and meet up with an older and immortal Franklin Richards. He seems to be the last hero from the current era left alive and he lives on a floating island with a massive tree in the middle. After the Avengers leave, Franklin says something seemingly to himself... and then the tree [[spoiler:responds, I AM GROOT]]. Guess he wasn't the last hero after all.
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* In one of the ''OriginalSin'' ''ComicBook/OriginalSin'' tie-in issues, the Avengers jump 5000 years into the future and meet up with an older and immortal Franklin Richards. He seems to be the last hero from the current era left alive and he lives on a floating island with a massive tree in the middle. After the Avengers leave, Franklin says something seemingly to himself... and then the tree [[spoiler:responds, I AM GROOT]]. Guess he wasn't the last hero after all.

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* From one of the ''Inhumanity'' tie-in issues, the Micro-dimensional warlord Lord Gouzar (who the Avengers have met before) suffers what might be one of the most embarrassing one-sided defeats ever, getting trodden on by a giant-sized little girl who he'd just been threatening to kill. -->'''Bad pony!''' -->(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot Entirely black panel]]'') -->''STOMP!''
30th Apr '15 8:28:07 PM HarpieSiren
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''From ''Avengers Assemble'', not to be confused with the cartoon of the same name:
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''From From ''Avengers Assemble'', not to be confused with the cartoon of the same name:
30th Apr '15 8:20:00 PM HarpieSiren
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''From ''Avengers Assemble'', not to be confused with the cartoon of the same name: * Basically all of Anya's dialogue in the ''Inhumanity'' tie-ins count. ** Carol Danvers doesn't let Anya finish asking them for help regarding a stolen cocoon, and says Anya is "young and riles easy." Carol apologises after Anya finally finishes explaining. Anya's response? "S'okay. You're old. You rile easy." After, she gets a fist-bump from Spider-Woman. ** The awkward elevator conversation between Team Spider Lady. Anya asks if BlackWidow is named after the spider or "a sad lady who lost her...". After Widow tells her, she dubs the team 'Team Spider Lady'. Then changes her mind and goes with 'Team Lady Spiders', then finally, because of Natasha, attempts to call the team 'Team [[IncrediblyLamePun Spy-der]]--' before being cut off. * The fight between Team Spider Lady when under Spider-Woman's influence. Spider-Girl calls Natasha dumb, because the team is tied up. This follows: -->'''Spider-Girl''': You got us '''tied to chairs!''' Your rep is all oooh, spooky Film/JamesBond, and you got us '''tied''' to '''chairs!''' Like--like Zelda! -->'''Black Widow''': Fitzgerald? -->'''Spider-Woman''': '''Ha ha ha.''' Did you just call Black Widow a '''princess?''' I do like you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, am I right? -->'''Goon #1''': Uh... -->'''Goon #2''': Sorry. We're... we're supposed to shoot you. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Later for that--first, am I right? Are they stupid? -->'''Spider-Woman''': Hey, wait--''"they"?'' -->'''Goon #2''': Wellll, I mean... -->'''Goon #1''': [[AffablyEvil Seems harsh]]. -->'''Goon #3''': I-I don't really want to get in the middle of a girl thing-- -->'''Goon #4''': [[DistractedByTheSexy Is it me, or is the dark-haired one kind of hot?]] -->'''Goon #5''': I... I miss my lady. * The conversation between Spider-Girl and Spider-Woman after, at Avengers Tower: -->'''Spider-Woman''': You chose that name. You chose to put that mask on. You're wearing the grim and gritty black bodysuit. -->'''Spider-Girl''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah and I might have to live on protein bars and salad to STAY in it]]. -->'''Spider-Woman''': Don't be an idiot. Food makes you strong. Your body is your most valuable asset. Your body is hungry, you '''feed it.''' -->'''Spider-Girl''': Bacon. You feed it bacon. At your age. You're like '''forty''' or something. -->'''Spider-Woman''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You EVER insult BACON in my presence again, kid... And I will hide your body somewhere no one will ever find it.]] -->'''Spider-Woman's phone''': ''[[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes Alllways we will fight as one...]]'' -->'''Spider-Girl''': You really do have the best phone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': Yeah, throw it up on screen AVT-8, and pass on my thanks to Maria. -->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, I will fight you for that ringtone. -->'''Spider-Woman''': I am officially done babysitting.
26th Apr '15 4:41:24 PM botboy101
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* In "Silent Dust," Steed leaves Mrs. Peel alone at the pub so he can approach a local woman and, as he puts it "pick up some information."
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* In "Silent Dust," Steed leaves Mrs. Peel alone at the pub so he can approach a local woman and, as he puts it "pick up and get some information."information: -->'''Steed''': I'll see what I can pick up here.
26th Apr '15 4:38:20 PM botboy101
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* In "Silent Dust," Steed leaves Mrs. Peel alone at the pub so he can approach a local woman and, as he puts it "pick up some information." -->'''Mrs. Peel''': I'm sure you'll pick up...something.
26th Apr '15 1:36:40 PM botboy101
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* In "The Hour That Never Was," Steed and Mrs. Peel are forced to walk to a soon to be abandoned RAF base because a dog had run in front of their car, causing Steed to crash: -->'''Steed''': This stretch of road hasn't changed in years. Cross the bridge, through the trees, across green grassy banks to RAF Station 472 Hamelin. I've driven across this road a hundred times during the war. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Well, since you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it. ** Also from the same episode: -->'''Steed''': Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, the men groaning in the back. -->'''Mrs. Peel''': Where had you been, the war? -->'''Steed''': No, the local pub.
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