History Funny / TheAvengers

6th Sep '16 1:03:05 PM lalalei2001
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* ''Avengers Unplugged'' #4 features the wedding of the Absorbing Man and Titania as a reversal of the wedding of Reed Richards and Sue Storm. The Avengers tried to crash the party on the mistaken belief the villains were planning something dastardly, got fought off, and She-Hulk and the heroes just left sheepishly once they realized the mistake.




From ''Avengers Assemble'', not to be confused with the cartoon of the same name:
* Basically all of Anya's dialogue in the ''Inhumanity'' tie-ins count.
** Carol Danvers doesn't let Anya finish asking them for help regarding a stolen cocoon, and says Anya is "young and riles easy." Carol apologises after Anya finally finishes explaining. Anya's response? "S'okay. You're old. You rile easy." After, she gets a fist-bump from Spider-Woman.

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\nFrom ''Avengers Assemble'', not to be confused with the cartoon of the same name:
* Basically all of Anya's dialogue in the ''Inhumanity'' tie-ins count.
**
Carol Danvers doesn't let Anya finish asking them for help regarding a stolen cocoon, and says Anya is "young and riles easy." Carol apologises after Anya finally finishes explaining. Anya's response? "S'okay. You're old. You rile easy." After, she gets a fist-bump from Spider-Woman.
15th Aug '16 12:32:06 PM MarkLungo
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* In "The Curious Case of the Countless Clues", the SherlockHolmes {{Expy}} falls for the false clues left by the killers, while Steed remains less than convinced.

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* In "The Curious Case of the Countless Clues", the SherlockHolmes Franchise/SherlockHolmes {{Expy}} falls for the false clues left by the killers, while Steed remains less than convinced.
14th Aug '16 9:44:15 PM lalalei2001
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* One of the wackier elements of the first Avengers story is the Hulk getting a job at a circus by pretending to be a superstrong robot named Mechano.
14th May '16 5:35:29 AM lalalei2001
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* When the Avengers first encounter Zemo and his Masters of Evil, we're treated to a hilarious flashback where Zemo had Adhesive X poured on him, resulting in his helmet getting glued to his face. As if that wasn't funny enough, during the 20 years he had it stuck he never thought to look for a solution until someone else mentioned it offhand.

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* When the Avengers first encounter Zemo and his Masters of Evil, we're treated to a hilarious flashback where Zemo had Adhesive X poured on him, resulting in his helmet mask getting glued to his face. As if that wasn't funny enough, during the 20 years he had it stuck he never thought to look for a solution until someone else mentioned it offhand.
14th May '16 5:29:59 AM lalalei2001
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* When the Avengers first encounter Zemo and his Masters of Evil, we're treated to a hilarious flashback where Zemo had Adhesive X poured on him, resulting in his helmet getting glued to his face. As if that wasn't funny enough, during the 20 years he had it stuck he never thought to look for a solution until someone else mentioned it offhand.
-->'''Zemo:''' A ''solution'' to Adhesive X! ''I never thought of that!''
9th May '16 4:50:18 PM Scorntex
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* Ares, God of War. Worst wingman ever, or ''best'' wingman ever? While out superheroing with Ares, Wonder Woman finds himself in need of a car, and happens to find an attractive woman who loved his old show...
-->'''Simon:''' Listen, my friend and I are short one vehicle, so in exchange for dinner for two at a restaurant of your choice, would you mind us borrowing-
-->''(Ares clocks Simon with a ''huge'' chunk of masonry)''
-->'''Ares:''' '''NO!''' BLOWS FROM AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT HAVE FELLED WONDER MAN!!
-->''(Ares removes the woman from her car as he gets in)''
-->'''Ares:''' ON MY HONOR, I WLLL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE TRACKED DOWN THOSE RESPONSIBLE!!
-->''(Ares drives off, leaving Wonder Man in the woman's hands)''
27th Feb '16 4:43:18 PM nombretomado
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** The awkward elevator conversation between Team Spider Lady. Anya asks if BlackWidow is named after the spider or "a sad lady who lost her...". After Widow tells her, she dubs the team 'Team Spider Lady'. Then changes her mind and goes with 'Team Lady Spiders', then finally, because of Natasha, attempts to call the team 'Team [[IncrediblyLamePun Spy-der]]--' before being cut off.

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** The awkward elevator conversation between Team Spider Lady. Anya asks if BlackWidow ComicBook/BlackWidow is named after the spider or "a sad lady who lost her...". After Widow tells her, she dubs the team 'Team Spider Lady'. Then changes her mind and goes with 'Team Lady Spiders', then finally, because of Natasha, attempts to call the team 'Team [[IncrediblyLamePun Spy-der]]--' before being cut off.
18th Jan '16 1:33:16 PM StFan
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-->'''Steed''': And clumsy.\\
'''Sir Arthur Doyle''': Clumsy?\\
'''Steed''': Well look around, [[GenreSavvy they've left everything except their name and address]].

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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' And clumsy.\\
'''Sir Arthur Doyle''': Doyle:''' Clumsy?\\
'''Steed''': '''Steed:''' Well look around, [[GenreSavvy they've left everything except their name and address]].



-->'''Steed''': I asked the chief predator where to find you and he said, "Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies' underwear." I rattled up the stairs three at a time.

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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' I asked the chief predator where to find you and he said, "Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies' underwear." I rattled up the stairs three at a time.



-->'''Steed''': ''(after carefully opening the box with a knife and tweezers)'' Ah, thought so.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''': Booby trapped?
-->'''Steed''': ''(gingerly removing a wrapped piece with the tweezers)'' Whatever you do, don't touch the wrapped ones.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''': Why not?
-->'''Steed''': Because I like them. ''(he pops it in his mouth as Emma slams the box shut)''

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-->'''Steed''': ''(after -->'''Steed:''' (''after carefully opening the box with a knife and tweezers)'' tweezers'') Ah, thought so.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''':
so.\\
'''Mrs. Peel:'''
Booby trapped?
-->'''Steed''': ''(gingerly
trapped?\\
'''Steed:''' (''gingerly
removing a wrapped piece with the tweezers)'' tweezers'') Whatever you do, don't touch the wrapped ones.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''':
ones.\\
'''Mrs. Peel:'''
Why not?
-->'''Steed''':
not?\\
'''Steed:'''
Because I like them. ''(he (''he pops it in his mouth as Emma slams the box shut)''shut'')



-->'''Steed''': This stretch of road hasn't changed in years. Cross the bridge, through the trees, across green grassy banks to RAF Station 472 Hamelin. I've driven across this road a hundred times during the war.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''': Well, since you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it.
** Also from the same episode:
-->'''Steed''': Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, the men groaning in the back.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''': Where had you been, the war?
-->'''Steed''': No, the local pub.

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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' This stretch of road hasn't changed in years. Cross the bridge, through the trees, across green grassy banks to RAF Station 472 Hamelin. I've driven across this road a hundred times during the war. \n-->'''Mrs. Peel''': \\
'''Mrs. Peel:'''
Well, since you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it.
**
it.
*
Also from the same episode:
-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, the men groaning in the back.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''':
back.\\
'''Mrs. Peel:'''
Where had you been, the war?
-->'''Steed''':
war?\\
'''Steed:'''
No, the local pub.



-->'''Steed''': I'll see what I can pick up here.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''': I'm sure you'll pick up...something.

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-->'''Steed''': -->'''Steed:''' I'll see what I can pick up here.
-->'''Mrs. Peel''':
here.\\
'''Mrs. Peel:'''
I'm sure you'll pick up...up... something.



-->'''Hercules''': It has been a long night, Thor! I need strength to exact revenge!
-->'''Thor''': I need strength to deal with ''thee''!

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-->'''Hercules''': -->'''Hercules:''' It has been a long night, Thor! I need strength to exact revenge!
-->'''Thor''':
revenge!\\
'''Thor:'''
I need strength to deal with ''thee''!



-->'''Spider-Girl''': You got us '''tied to chairs!''' Your rep is all oooh, spooky Film/JamesBond, and you got us '''tied''' to '''chairs!''' Like--like Zelda!
-->'''Black Widow''': Fitzgerald?
-->'''Spider-Woman''': '''Ha ha ha.''' Did you just call Black Widow a '''princess?''' I do like you.
-->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, am I right?
-->'''Goon #1''': Uh...
-->'''Goon #2''': Sorry. We're... we're supposed to shoot you.
-->'''Spider-Girl''': Later for that--first, am I right? Are they stupid?
-->'''Spider-Woman''': Hey, wait--''"they"?''
-->'''Goon #2''': Wellll, I mean...
-->'''Goon #1''': [[AffablyEvil Seems harsh]].
-->'''Goon #3''': I-I don't really want to get in the middle of a girl thing--
-->'''Goon #4''': [[DistractedByTheSexy Is it me, or is the dark-haired one kind of hot?]]
-->'''Goon #5''': I... I miss my lady.

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-->'''Spider-Girl''': -->'''Spider-Girl:''' You got us '''tied to chairs!''' Your rep is all oooh, spooky Film/JamesBond, and you got us '''tied''' to '''chairs!''' Like--like Zelda!
-->'''Black Widow''': Fitzgerald?
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
Zelda!\\
'''Black Widow:''' Fitzgerald?\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
'''Ha ha ha.''' Did you just call Black Widow a '''princess?''' I do like you.
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
you.\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
Seriously, am I right?
-->'''Goon #1''': Uh...
-->'''Goon #2''':
right?\\
'''Goon #1:''' Uh...\\
'''Goon #2:'''
Sorry. We're... we're supposed to shoot you.
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
you.\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
Later for that--first, that -- first, am I right? Are they stupid?
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
stupid?\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
Hey, wait--''"they"?''
-->'''Goon #2''':
wait--''"they"?''\\
'''Goon #2:'''
Wellll, I mean...
-->'''Goon #1''':
mean...\\
'''Goon #1:'''
[[AffablyEvil Seems harsh]].
-->'''Goon #3''':
harsh]].\\
'''Goon #3:'''
I-I don't really want to get in the middle of a girl thing--
-->'''Goon #4''':
thing--\\
'''Goon #4:'''
[[DistractedByTheSexy Is it me, or is the dark-haired one kind of hot?]]
-->'''Goon #5''':
hot?]]\\
'''Goon #5:'''
I... I miss my lady.



-->'''Spider-Woman''': You chose that name. You chose to put that mask on. You're wearing the grim and gritty black bodysuit.
-->'''Spider-Girl''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah and I might have to live on protein bars and salad to STAY in it]].
-->'''Spider-Woman''': Don't be an idiot. Food makes you strong. Your body is your most valuable asset. Your body is hungry, you '''feed it.'''
-->'''Spider-Girl''': Bacon. You feed it bacon. At your age. You're like '''forty''' or something.
-->'''Spider-Woman''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You EVER insult BACON in my presence again, kid... And I will hide your body somewhere no one will ever find it.]]
-->'''Spider-Woman's phone''': ''[[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes Alllways we will fight as one...]]''
-->'''Spider-Girl''': You really do have the best phone.
-->'''Spider-Woman''': Yeah, throw it up on screen AVT-8, and pass on my thanks to Maria.
-->'''Spider-Girl''': Seriously, I will fight you for that ringtone.
-->'''Spider-Woman''': I am officially done babysitting.

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-->'''Spider-Woman''': -->'''Spider-Woman:''' You chose that name. You chose to put that mask on. You're wearing the grim and gritty black bodysuit.
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
bodysuit.\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah and I might have to live on protein bars and salad to STAY in it]].
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
it]].\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
Don't be an idiot. Food makes you strong. Your body is your most valuable asset. Your body is hungry, you '''feed it.'''
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
'''\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
Bacon. You feed it bacon. At your age. You're like '''forty''' or something.
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
something.\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You EVER insult BACON in my presence again, kid... And I will hide your body somewhere no one no-one will ever find it.]]
-->'''Spider-Woman's phone''': ''[[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes
]]\\
'''Spider-Woman's phone:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes
Alllways we will fight as one...]]''
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
]]''\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
You really do have the best phone.
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
phone.\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
Yeah, throw it up on screen AVT-8, and pass on my thanks to Maria.
-->'''Spider-Girl''':
Maria.\\
'''Spider-Girl:'''
Seriously, I will fight you for that ringtone.
-->'''Spider-Woman''':
ringtone.\\
'''Spider-Woman:'''
I am officially done babysitting.



-->'''Bad pony!'''
-->(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot Entirely black panel]]'')
-->''STOMP!''

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-->'''Bad pony!'''
-->(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot
pony!'''\\
(''[[ViolenceDiscretionShot
Entirely black panel]]'')
-->''STOMP!''
panel]]'')\\
''STOMP!''
8th Jan '16 5:59:51 PM nombretomado
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* In KellySueDeconnick's first issue of Avengers Assemble, SpiderWoman used her pheromone powers to get the Hulk to make her a sandwich. [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/blinkytreefrog/Avengers11.jpg Observe the magic.]]

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* In KellySueDeconnick's first issue of Avengers Assemble, SpiderWoman ComicBook/SpiderWoman used her pheromone powers to get the Hulk to make her a sandwich. [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/blinkytreefrog/Avengers11.jpg Observe the magic.]]
23rd Sep '15 3:04:49 PM FF32
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** The whole special is great. Especially when "Santron" drops into the chimney, the party goes silent, except for an extremely well-timed "[[LukeCageHeroForHire Sweet Christmas.]]"

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** The whole special is great. Especially when "Santron" drops into the chimney, the party goes silent, except for an extremely well-timed "[[LukeCageHeroForHire "[[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Sweet Christmas.]]"
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