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--> '''Miss Kubelik''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?\\
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--> '''Miss '''Fran Kubelik''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?\\
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'''Miss Kubelike''': ''(looks confused)''\\
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* The scene where C. C. Baxter tells Miss Kubelik about his own attempt at suicide.
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* The scene where C. C. Baxter tells Miss Kubelik Fran about his own attempt at suicide.
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'''Miss Kubelik''': ''[grinning giddily]'' Shut up and deal.
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* Learning to cook with a tennis racket, it's simply a ''must''!
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* Learning to cook with a tennis racket, it's simply a ''must''!''must''.
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* Most of the scenes taking place at the bar during Christmas Eve. Aside from the MoodWhiplash between Fran and Sheldrake's scenes, Baxter's HeroicBSOD and drunkness is somewhat hilarious due to the bar's colorful characters and dialogues. Margie hitting on him throwing straw envelopes and telling him the story of her tiny boyfriend who is a prisoner of the [[UsefulNotes/FidelCastro Castro regime]] in Cuba. Also, the OneSceneWonder drunk man in a Santa Claus suit played by Hal Smith.
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'''Miss Kubelik''': ''[grinning giddily]'' Shut up and deal.
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'''Miss Kubelik''': ''[grinning giddily]'' Shut up and deal.
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--> '''Miss Kubelik''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
--> '''Miss Kubelike''': (Fran looks confused)
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
--> '''Miss Kubelike''': (Fran looks confused)
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
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--> '''Miss Kubelik''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
-->kitchen?\\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner. \n--> \\
'''Miss Kubelike''':(Fran looks confused)
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'''C. C. Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
'''Miss Kubelike''':
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'''C. C. Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
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* I personally loved the scene where C. C. Baxter tells Miss Kubelik about his old crush, attempted suicide, and why he gets a fruitcake every Christmas.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': You did?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': Over a girl?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': No, I don't.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here (with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest) You know where I finally shot myself?
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': Where?
--> ''C. C. 'Baxter''': (indicating kneecap) Here.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': In the knee?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - POW!
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': (laughing) That's terrible.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': You did?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': Over a girl?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': No, I don't.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here (with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest) You know where I finally shot myself?
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': Where?
--> ''C. C. 'Baxter''': (indicating kneecap) Here.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': In the knee?
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - POW!
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': (laughing) That's terrible.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
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* I personally loved the The scene where C. C. Baxter tells Miss Kubelik about his old crush, attempted suicide, and why he gets a fruitcake every Christmas.
own attempt at suicide.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thingmyself.
-->myself.\\
'''Miss Kubelik''': Youdid?
-->did?\\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun. \n--> \\
'''Miss Kubelik''': Over agirl?
-->girl? \\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you knowCincinnati?
-->Cincinnati?\\
'''Miss Kubelik''': No, Idon't.
-->don't. \\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here(with ''(with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest) chest.)'' You know where I finally shot myself?
-->myself?\\
'''Miss Kubelik''':Where?
--> ''C.Where? \\
'''C. C. 'Baxter''':(indicating kneecap) Here.
-->''(indicating kneecap)'' Here. \\
'''Miss Kubelik''': In theknee?
-->knee? \\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off -POW!
-->POW!\\
'''Miss Kubelik''':(laughing) ''(laughing)'' That's terrible.
-->terrible. \\
'''C. C. Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
--> '''C. C. Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing
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'''Miss Kubelik''': You
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
'''Miss Kubelik''': Over a
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know
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'''Miss Kubelik''': No, I
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here
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'''C. C. 'Baxter''':
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off -
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'''Miss Kubelik''':
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'''C. C. Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
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--> '''C.C. Baxter''': You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
--> '''Miss Kubelik''': [''grinning giddily''] Shut up and deal.
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--> '''C.C. Baxter''': You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you. \n--> \\
'''Miss Kubelik''':[''grinning giddily''] ''[grinning giddily]'' Shut up and deal.
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--> '''Fran''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
--> '''Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
--> '''Fran''': (Fran looks confused)
--> '''Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
--> '''Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
--> '''Fran''': (Fran looks confused)
--> '''Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
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--> '''Fran''': '''Miss Kubelik''': What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Tennis racket? Oh, I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
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-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': I use it to strain the spaghetti.
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* I personally loved the scene where Baxter tells Ms. Kubelik about his old crush, attempted suicide, and why he gets a fruit cake every christmas.
--> '''Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': You did?
--> '''Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': Over a girl?
--> '''Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': No, I don't.
--> '''Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here (with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest)
--> '''Baxter''': You know where I finally shot myself?
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': Where?
--> '''Baxter''': (indicating kneecap) Here.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': In the knee?
--> '''Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - POW!
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': (laughing) That's terrible.
--> '''Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
--> '''Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': You did?
--> '''Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': Over a girl?
--> '''Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': No, I don't.
--> '''Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here (with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest)
--> '''Baxter''': You know where I finally shot myself?
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': Where?
--> '''Baxter''': (indicating kneecap) Here.
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': In the knee?
--> '''Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - POW!
--> '''Ms. Kubelik''': (laughing) That's terrible.
--> '''Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
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* I personally loved the scene where C. C. Baxter tells Ms. Miss Kubelik about his old crush, attempted suicide, and why he gets a fruit cake fruitcake every christmas.
Christmas.
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world, but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': You did?
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Well, maybe not exactly. I tried to do it with a gun.
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': Over a girl?
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Worse than that, she was the wife of my best friend, and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': No, I don't.
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun, well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy - I mean, how do you do it? Here, or here, or here (with cocked finger, he points to his temple, mouth and chest)
--> '''Baxter''':chest) You know where I finally shot myself?
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': Where?
-->'''Baxter''': ''C. C. 'Baxter''': (indicating kneecap) Here.
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': In the knee?
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked - so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - POW!
-->'''Ms. '''Miss Kubelik''': (laughing) That's terrible.
-->'''Baxter''': '''C. C. Baxter''': Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee... but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds... she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
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--> '''Fran''': '''Miss Kubelik''': [''grinning giddily''] Shut up and deal.
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--> '''Fran''': [''grinning giddily''] Shut up and deal... deal.
