History Funny / TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius

'''Jimmy as Cindy:''' Okay, listen up. Here when our brains are uploaded, all our memories will appear on that screen. (''points to the monitor which has a green display with hollow outlines of them both'') You three have to decide what belongs to who. Just don't give Cindy my astounding ability to create and build pioneering technologies, okay?\\

'''Jimmy:''' I really need to expand my circle of friends.

'''Sheen:''' TOO CONFUSING! Just throw that one away! (''the complex trait is deleted. Then the words "memory allocation complete" appear on the screen'') And...download.\\

--->'''Sheen:''' How can I watch my eyes dissolve?\\

--->'''Ms. Fowl:''' A is a letter that we all love so, without it we couldn't spell [[SuddenlyShouting ANT!]] B is a letter that we all should know, without it there'd be no [[BreadEggsMilkSquick BOTULISM!]]

--->'''Sheen:''' I can date my Ultra Lady action figure!\\
'''Carl:''' Sheen, you can't date Ultra Lady. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint She's Ultra Lord's fiance.]]\\
'''Sheen:''' They've been engaged for 12 years. He clearly has commitment issues.\\

'''Sheen:''' I don't care.\\
'''Jimmy:''' I have got to expand my circle of friends.

'''Carl:''' Or it could be a horrible night of regret and humiliation.\\
'''Jimmy:''' Carl, why'd ya say that?\\

-->'''Carl:''' Uh, I want sour! No, salty! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE!!!!\\

-->'''Carl:''' Uh sweet! No, salty! No, chewy! No, sweet! I don't know what to choose!\\

'''Sheen:''' Oh, yeah. [[BlatantLies I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up.]]

Very good, Jimmy! I miss them all so much... except Sheen!

--->'''Nanobot 02:''' Oh, really, Wolfgang? Well, why not just [[EatingShoes throw an old shoe in there]]?\\

'''Lunch lady:''' But I already made shoe ''twice'' this week!

** When Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen pretend to be the conscious of Zix, Travoltron, and Tee, Jimmy tells Zix that he doesn't need to share anything with Travoltron and Tee because they're idiots, Carl gives Travoltron reasons to betray the others that are hilariously childish, like claiming Zix said that he's ugly and stinky and that Zix won't give Travoltron a birthday present, and Sheen just tells Tee to go beat the other two up because they think he's dumb.

** Or there's Hugh [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} attempting to give Jimmy a heart-to-heart father-son talk about...pants]]. It's practically Hugh's EstablishingCharacterMoment for the TV show.

*** Even better is that this comes immediately after Jimmy asked Carl if he would ever tell anyone about the crazy thing he did to wake him up, and Carl says "Oh-of course not!" [[BadLiar with shifty eyes and a really uncertain tone and expression]], like he's thinking "Oh, that was supposed to be a secret? Oops..."

--->'''Hugh''': Hey there, Jib-Jab, I was just in the neighborhood, and I wanted to have a little chitchat with you about this, uh, "pants" business. ''(dramatic music swells)'' Y'know, son, believe it or not, there was a time when I myself used to leave my pants on the floor. And then one day, I...I ''picked them up!'' And, well, the rest is ''history'', son! Speaking of history, just think: what if our ''Founding Fathers'' had left their pants on the floor? What if Attila the Hun hadn't picked up his pants? What about ''[[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]]?'' I tell ya, the Force was with ''that'' guy's pants! ''({{beat}})'' I'm glad I've cleared this up for you, son. ''(sniffs)'' Goodbye. ''(beat)'' Whoopsy-daisy, barn door's open! ''(zips up his pants)''

-->'''Hugh''': You're a chimney sweep! Oh, that's just grand! Like the guy in [[Film/MaryPoppins the movie]]! Do you sing and dance?\\
'''Hugh''': Having your planet blown up could ruin your whole week!

--->'''Jimmy''': Carl, you're asleep. There are ''llamas'' in the classroom. Libby rowed to school with a ''plastic leg!''
--->'''Carl''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Her paddle broke]]!

'''Jimmy:''' (He looks at the paper on his desk which has his name misspelled several ways such as "Jimy" and "Jimme"... And the last attempt is "Bob.")

--->'''Sheen''': I am the ULTRA-PRINCIPAL!

--->'''Jimmy''': Carl, what are you eating?\\
'''Carl''': Just some prune whip from you lab.\\
'''Jimmy''': Carl, there wasn't any prune whip. That's my experimental truth telling serum!\\
'''Carl''': [[TemptingFate Oh, Jimmy, that's ridic--]] I stole Jimmy's toast the other day. Sometimes I dream about girls.\\
'''Jimmy''': Maybe we better go...\\
'''Carl''': I don't think Ultra Lord exists.\\
'''Sheen''': (''covering his ears'') [[IgnoringBySinging LALALALA! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!]]\\
'''Carl''': My mom is really 42. I just ripped a--\\
'''Sheen''': '''''MAKE HIM STOP!'''''

-->'''Nanobot 01''': (knocks on Jimmy's door to the lab) Telegram.\\
'''Carl''': Like I'm gonna fall for ''that''.\\
'''Nanobot 02''': ''Llama''gram.\\
'''Carl''': Llamagram?! Oh boy! (opens the door... gets deleted)

--->'''Nanobot 01''': ''(Sees Nanobot 02 glaring at him)'' What?\\
'''Nanobot 02''': Your chair is bigger than mine.

--->'''Nanobot 02''': I call captain's chair!\\
'''Nanobot 01''': Over my dead relays! ''(Beats up 02, throws him into other chair)''

--->'''Nanobot 02''': Hey! You stole my idea!\\
'''Nanobot 01''': No, I used your idea as a springboard!\\
'''Nanobot 02''': Well, you stole my springboard!

--->'''Nanobot 01''': Look at that hairstyle!\\
'''Nanobot 02''': [[DeadpanSnarker Ugh, I'm trying NOT to...]]

--->'''Hugh''': Hi, Sugar booger! Remember when I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob [[NoodleIncident again]]?\\

-->'''Cop-Bot''': Graystar! My favorite classic oldies band!

'''Sam:''' [''At wits end''] Oh, the suspense is killing me. Pick a candy so I can ''get on with my life!'' [[VerbalTic Yeah,]] ''[[VerbalTic yeah!]]''

--->'''Sheen''': This will be the greatest night of our young lives!\\
'''Carl''': Or it could be a horrible night of regret and humiliation.\\
'''Jimmy''': Carl, why'd ya say that?\\
'''Carl''': Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em! (''goes back to making phone calls'')

--->'''Jimmy''': Right this way, ladies.\\

--->'''Sheen''': Hey, Jimmy! I used your Time Pincher to bring Harry Houdini to your party to do magic tricks!\\

'''Jimmy''': Sheen, that's a ferocious, prehistoric velociraptor!\\
'''Sheen''': Oh, yeah. [[BlatantLies I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up.]]
** As Betty Quinlin dances with Jimmy:
--->'''Cindy''': [[{{Tsundere}} Why would anyone wanna dance with Nerdtron? I wouldn't dance with him if he were the last person on earth]]!\\
'''Sheen''': Methinks the lady doth protest too much.\\
'''Cindy''': Methinks you better button your yap before I button it for you! [''holds up her fist'']\\

--->'''Hugh''': Um, Sugar Booger? How long have we had a raptor in the closet?\\

'''Judy''': '''[[FullNameUltimatum JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON!]]''' \\
'''Jimmy''': I can fix that! I hope.\\
'''Hugh''': Bad dinosaur! Bad! Okay, that's it, out of the house! OW! Ow! I'm ''glad'' you're extinct! You're ''mean!'' AAAAAAAAH!\\

-->'''Jimmy''': Hey, how'd you get here so quick?\\
'''Sheen''': I already had a copy of, ''Ultra Lord vs. Robo-Fiend: Mega Battle'' in my pocket!\\
'''Jimmy''': And you carry that around all the time...?\\
'''Sheen''': Maybe. I can quit whenever I want to. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!]]\\
'''Jimmy''': Not ''today'' you don't.

--->'''Ultra Lord''': Join us next time on a never-ending battle against... [[LargeHam EVIL]]!\\

'''Ultra Lord''': ARRGH!

--->'''Jimmy''': ''(rings Carl's doorbell)''\\
'''Carl''': '''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]]'''

'''Butch:''' Sure thing, teach! ''([[LiteralMinded Pulls out a slingshot, shoots at the light, destroying it]])''\\
'''Ms. Fowl:''' ''(Pinching the bridge of her nose, understandably annoyed)'' Thank you.

--->'''Jimmy''': Stand still. I'll find my torch.\\
'''Cindy''': [[SomeonesTouchingMyButt OW! That's NOT your torch!]]\\
'''Jimmy''': Sorry.

'''Libby:''' Now I'm your queen! Bow down to my [[BuffySpeak queenly queenliness!]]\\

--->'''Cindy''': Shouldn't we call National Geographic to investigate the lost ruins?\\
'''Libby''': Or Harrison Ford!

--->'''Sheen''': Hey guys, I think I found the bathroom! It smells like a bathroom. I wish I had one of those air fresheners you hang from the rearview mirror.\\
'''Carl''': [[CrazyPrepared (pulls two out)]] Lemon or strawberry?\\
'''Sheen''': Thanks! (beat) Wait, why do you carry these around with you?\\
'''Carl''': Cause.

--->'''Sheen''': Jimmy's got desert fever! (picks up a rock) [[MurderIsTheBestSolution We'll have to put him out of his misery.]]

-->'''Willoughby''': Now, wait just a darn minute! I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent, credible evidence! [''Poultra's roar echoes''] Works for me. [''joins the crowd running for their lives'']
* "Sheen's Brain"

-->'''Jimmy''': Sheen, I won't allow Miss Fowl to leave you back!

-->'''Jimmy''': The Three Amigops?

** This exchange.
--->'''Sheen''': What did I miss?\\
'''Carl''': Jimmy's got a date with a comet and I'm gonna go sniff some animals!\\
'''Sheen''': (''AsideGlance'') And they say ''I'm'' the weird one.

--->'''Principal Willoughby''': Oh, dear. Let me explain. Sheen. Amigo. I'm afraid you won't be joining the chorus.\\
'''Sheen''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] You're rejecting me?!\\
'''Principal Willoughby:''' Don't take it personally. We needed an alto and, well...you're a...you're a--\\

'''Sheen''': Wait a minute! I see what's going on here! You people don't think I'm a very good singer, do you?! (''Ms. Fowl opens her mouth to answer, but Willoughby clamps his hand over her mouth'') THEN YOU HAVE ''SILENCED A PRECIOUS TALENT!'' From this point on I, Sheen, '''''SHALL NEVER GRACE THE WORLD WITH SONG AGAIN!''''' (''storms out...then peeks back in, calmly'') But if you guys change your mind, call me anytime. (''leaves, then returns'') Seriously. (''leaves again'')

--->'''Ms. Fowl''': Not Sid's Sheet Music!\\
(''Another rock smashes another window'')\\
'''Sam''': Not Krazy Mike's Pianos!\\
(''Another rock smashes another window'')\\
'''Hugh''': Not Ventriloquist Dummies 'R' Us! Hey, what's that have to do with music?\\
'''Judy''': Actually, ''I'' threw that one.
** Sheen (strapped to Jimmy’s hover car) using his putrid singing putting the giant Twonkie monster to sleep while the whole town covers their ears.

--->'''Jimmy''': You did it, Sheen!\\
'''Sheen''': You want me to keep singing?\\
'''Crowd''': NO!\\
'''Sheen''': Alright! Dang!\\
'''Jimmy''': This ain't over, people! If we don't blast that monster back to the comet in the next ten minutes, he's stuck here for another year!\\
'''Sam''': That's bad.\\
'''Sheen''': I'll just sing to him every time he wakes up.\\
'''Ms. Fowl''': That's worse!\\
'''Sam''': Yeah!

'''VOX''': REJECTED! Girl hair! Girl hair! Girl hair!\\
'''Jimmy as Cindy''': VOX, It's me! Let me in!\\

-->'''Sheen:''' Don’t worry, Jimmy and Cindy. I’ll put your minds back in the right places!\\
'''Cindy as Jimmy:''' You can’t even keep the gravy in your mash potatoes volcano at lunch! You expect me to let you put my brain back?!\\
'''Libby''': (''stifling laughter'') Cindy, don’t worry. I know your brain, and I wont let ‘em put any stupid boy stuff in it.\\
'''Jimmy as Cindy:''' Okay, listen up. Here when our brains are uploaded, all our memories will appear on that screen. (''points to the monitor which has a green display with hollow outlines of them both.'') You three have to decide what belongs to who. Just don’t give Cindy my astounding ability to create and build pioneering technologies, okay?\\
'''Cindy as Jimmy:''' Oh, yeah, like I’d want to invent the toilet in a briefcase!\\
'''Jimmy as Cindy:''' Hey, hey! That could’ve been an invaluable accessory for the traveling businessman!\\
'''Libby''': Carl, throw the switch and shut them up!\\
(''Covering his eyes, Carl nervously pulls the lever. Bright purple light comes from the machine and both Jimmy and Cindy convulse, then fall limp.'')

-->'''Carl:''' Look! There’s Jimmy’s entire memory of the third grade!\\
'''Sheen''': And we drag that to the Jimmy side.\\
'''Carl''': "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."\\
'''Libby''': That's Cindy. Oh, yeah.\\
(''Time passes as Carl, Sheen and Libby take turns at the monitor with the outlines on the screen halfway filled. Now Carl reads out another trait.'')\\
'''Carl''': Ability to whistle". Can Cindy whistle?\\

(''More time passes as Carl, Sheen and Libby wearily continue sorting the traits out. Eventually, they come to the last one.'')\\
'''Carl''': "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys]] [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys]] [[BrokenRecord who dislike...]]"\\
'''Sheen''': TOO CONFUSING! Just throw that one away! (''The complex trait is deleted. Then the words "memory allocation complete" appear on the screen'') And...download.\\
(''Sheen pulls the lever on the device, and a pink fluid poors out of the tube, and into Jimmy and Cindy's mind helmets.'')

--->'''Libby''': Jimmy, Cindy? Are y'all back in your heads?\\
'''Jimmy''': I...I...I can't see my ankles.\\
'''Carl''': Oh, no! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint HE'S BLIND!]]\\
'''Jimmy''': No, Carl! I got my own pants back!\\
'''Cindy''': I warn you, Neutron, if anything at all is wrong with my brain...\\
'''Jimmy''': You mean other than what was wrong with it before?\\
'''Cindy''': I'll hit you so hard in the mouth, it'll wake up your dentist!

--->'''Cindy''': Did you notice when our brains were floating inside that thing together--which was disgusting, by the way--one us was walking down a country lane, holding hands and kissing?\\
'''Jimmy''': Uh... I don't remember that. But it wasn't my brain thinking it!\\
'''Cindy''': Well, it sure as heck wasn't mine!\\
(''They continue to argue as they leave out the door, ending the episode'')
* "The Incredible Shrinking Town"

** When Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen pretend to be the consciouses of Zix, Travoltron, and Tee, Jimmy tells Zix that he doesn't need to share anything with Travoltron and Tee because they're idiots, Carl gives Travoltron reasons to betray the others that are hilariously childish, like claiming Zix said that he's ugly and stinky and that Zix won't give Travoltron a birthday present, and Sheen just tells Tee to go beat the other two up because they think he's dumb.

(''Runs over to Carl's desk and starts imitating Carl.'')\\

(''Runs out of Carl's desk.'')\\

(''Runs over to Jimmy's desk and starts imitating Jimmy.'')\\

(''Runs back to her desk.'')\\

** The fun soon stops when the kids' parents end up making them all miserable trying to either home school them or cure them.
*** Jimmy's dad home schools him with his usual goofiness while the rest have to deal with their parents' folk remedies
*** Cindy endures painful acupuncture
*** Sheen gets "the old pepper-up-the-nose cure" (though he seems to enjoy it)
*** Carl ends up in a plastic bubble
*** Libby gets stung by a wasp

--->'''Sheen''': I volunteer ''[[CueCardPause Carl]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch to be the person we go inside of.]]\\
'''Carl''': I second t- [[LateToTheRealization (as Sheen creepily-cheerfully approaches him) Hey, wait a minute!]]

---->'''Jimmy''': [[NotHelpingYourCase In some states, depends what you mean by "legal".]]

--->'''Sheen''': (uneasily) Uh, do you have a plan ''B'', perhaps?

'''Yentl''': Hi. I... (''sneezes'') Oh, sorry. I have a cold.\\
'''Students''': [[MassOhCrap NOOOOO!]]\\

'''Ms. Fowl''': (''cheerfully; to Yentl'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think they like you!]]

-->'''Carl-head-on-weathergirl:''' Come on, Anchorman! Spin your head with me!\\

* Most of "Who's Your Mommy?". The main premise is that Carl gets attacked by a face hugger and a baby alien starts growing... inside his butt. It's treated like a normal pregnancy too, with Carl going to a baby shower and girls fawning over him.

* Dr. Sidney Moist from "The Evil Beneath". A crazed MadScientist who made his home in the mysterious Bahama Quadrangle, kidnapping people to use as test subjects, he's also [[CloudCuckoolander utterly nutzoid]] and ''[[ChewingTheScenery incredibly]]'' [[LargeHam hammy]], constantly tapdancing and gushing about his antidote. "OH, THAT'S GOOD ANTIDOTE!"

-->'''Jimmy''': I'm chewing gum! I'm playing music! My pants are too short! I'm putting too many stickers on my lunch box!

-->'''Sheen''': Hey! Hey, wow! Look at this! This must be a discontinued Ultra Lord Double-Barrel Slingshot!\\
'''Cindy''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Uh... sure]]. Ten bucks.\\
'''Sheen''': Uh... all right, deal!\\
'''Carl''': Uh, I don't know, Sheen. If that's what it is, Then my mom has a lot of Ultra Lord Double-Barrel Slingshots.\\
'''Sheen''': Do you have any other Ultra Lord collectibles?\\
'''Cindy''': No. Pay and leave!\\
'''Sheen''': Any Ultra Lord videos?\\
'''Cindy''': No!\\
'''Sheen''': [=DVDs?=]\\
'''Cindy''': No!\\
'''Sheen''': [=CD-ROMs?=]\\
'''Cindy''': No!\\
'''Sheen''': TV episode memorabilia?\\
'''Cindy''': No!\\
'''Sheen''': What about those discolored pajamas you get at the swap meet?\\
'''Cindy''': No! Do I look like the kind of pathetic self-deluded dweeb-case who'd have any Ultra Lord anything?!\\
'''Sheen''': No. You look more like a regular kind of pathetic self-deluded dweeb-case.

* Also in "Krunch Time", Carl driving Mr. Melvick nuts with his endless indecision on what candy he wants.

'''Melvick:''' [''At wits end''] Please make a decision, so I can ''get on with my life!''

* Also in ''Krunch Time'', Carl driving Mr. Melvick nuts with his endless indecision on what candy he wants.

** This gem :

-->'''Sheen:''' Ah, quit procrastinating, Carl, for I'm not -- forget it! I'm rolling for you! (''rolls one die and a piece of popcorn'') One! And Carl's llama fall's down, down into the sulfurous mud pit. How the snake god will be pleased!\\

* "[[NoodleIncident Once, when I was seven years old, I sat on a banana... And, of course, that changed my life...]]"

** "Of course! '''[[TastesLikeDiabetes LLAMA PALOOZA!!!]]'''"

-->'''Hugh''': You're a chimney sweep! Oh, that's just grand! Like the guy in [[Film/MaryPoppins the movie]]! Do you sing and dance?
\\

-->'''Hugh''': A chimney sweeper! [[Film/MaryPoppins Do you sing and dance?]]\\

** The entire Three Amigops gag, especially how it's set up;

'''Jimmy:''' Sheen!

** The TwistEnding: The episode was a series of dreams. In the second-to-last dream, Sheen screams when confronted by the Pizza Monster...as does the Pizza Monster. Then, the Pizza Monster wakes up in a pizzeria. Turns out he thinks children are monsters in the literal sense, and his wife has to reassure him that there is no such thing as kids.

---> '''Cindy as Jimmy:'' Oh, so it's war, is it? '''FINE!'''

''(Raptor roars; Hugh screams)''\\

'''Sheen''': No. You look more like a regular kind of pathetic self-deluded dweeb-case.

-->'''Jimmy''': I'm chewing gum! I'm playing music! My pants are too short! I'm putting too many stickers on my lunch box!