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* While hanging out, Chiyo notices Mei looking wistfully at a table corner, and Mei says it reminds her of a precious memory of Hakari. Meme thinks it must be a beautiful memory because of Mei's expression, unaware that said memory was of Hakari telling Mei how to use a table to pleasure herself
* Not only are four generations of the Inda family tsundere, so is the family pet, Karatarou the hamster.

* When "Karane" said, "Where'd my chest go?!" "Hakari" furiously gets on "Karane"'s back and performs a camel clutch on her. "Karane" screams in pain and warns her that she's going to break her own spine.

* Tama is telling her mother about how she got a job all on her own and has joined a group of good friends. Her mother thinks Tama is finally growing up from her childhood dream of wanting to be a cat and laze around... only for the scene to cut to Tama being pet and pampered by Rentarou.

--->''Shizuka:''' "Now you're talkin' my language!"

* Their next stop is a place where people can get free sake and watch horse races. This time it's Momoha's turn to be tempted. Hahari stops her by pulling a stack of money [[VictoriasSecretCompartment out of her cleavage]] and slapping Momoha across the face with it. This causes Momoha to say the yen symbol and her [[WingdingEyes eyes to turn into two 100 yen coins]].

* Two of Kishika and Kusuri's classmates found out they were acting like babies because of the latter's drug. One of them figures that was why Kishika was acting like a baby, too. Kusuri is about to tell them that [[{{Womanchild}} Kishika]] was stone sober, only for a [[StepfordSmiler smiling]], profusely sweating Kishika to cover Kusuri's mouth.

* When Rentarou is dressed up in the Oni Baby costume, Hahari, Momoha, and Iku are all ecstatic. Hahari's thought bubble contains a heart, Momoha's is [[VisualInnuendo a male symbol going through the hole in a female symbol]], and [[TooKinkyToTorture Iku's]] is the spiked bat Rentarou is holding.

* Hahari's bread tastes like [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything milk]], Mei's tastes like black tea, and Mai's tastes like [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs milk tea]]. Hahari points out that it's almost like Mai is her and Mei's baby. Mei is flustered by Hahari's comment while Mai insists Mei is her dear sister, not her dear mother.

* While hanging out, Chiyo notices Mei looking wistfully at a table corner, and Mei says it reminds her of a precious memory of Hakari. Meme thinks it must be a beautiful memory because of Mei's expression.

* Yaku grapples with the English word "Proposal".
* We see Rentarou hunting for pink four-leaf clovers for his bouquet with such fervor that [[HorrifyingTheHorror it freaks out the vice-principal]].

* Yaku tries to grasp with the English word "Proposal".

* Tama is telling her mother about how she got a job all on her own and has joined a group of good friends. Her mother thinks Tama is finally growing up from her childhood dream of wanting to be a cat and laze around... only for the scene to cute to Tama being pet and pampered by Rentarou.

** Upon seeing a bloodstained schoolgirl [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe whose bottom half appears to be severed from her body]], Kusuri screams in horror while [[NightmareFetishist Rin]] exclaims "[[{{Catchphrase}} Molto violento]]!" As Kusuri runs away pulling Rin with her, they run into more gruesome youkai, like a bloodstained woman holding [[LosingYourHead her own head]] and a walking anatomy model with exposed muscles and organs. Each time, Kusuri screams in terror while Rin says "Molto violento!"

* Karane asks Tama what kind of answers is she giving at her interviews. A flashback shows the interviewer asking why Tama wants to work at their shop. Tama (who's wearing a shirt with the kanji for "person" on it instead of her CatGirl outfit) bluntly says she doesn't actually want to work.

* "Eira" has a CatSmile as she says, "At last, the fittest, buffest bod belongs to none other than Kusu— I— uhh, I'm Eira, [[VerbalTic yep yep]]."

* The girl in Karane's body asks if "Iku" is okay. Hakari is surprised that "Karane" is being nice while the actual Karane [[ImStandingRightHere asks what's that supposed to mean]].

** "Yaku" and "Kusuri" both have {{Cat Smile}}s and {{Confused Question Mark}}s.

* As a reward for their patience and enduring friendship, the chief rewards Kurumi and Momiji with the "big bang ultimate fluffy daifuku", which happens to be bigger than both of them combined. The girls still insist that the other can have the daifuku first, causing the chef to cry tears of joy as he admires the girls' bond with each other.

[[Funny/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou01 Volumes 1 - 5]] | [[Funny/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou02 Volumes 6 - 10]] | '''Volumes 11 - 15''' | [[Funny/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou04 Volumes 16 - ]]]]]]-]

[[folder:Volume 11 (Chapters 87 - 95)]]
!!Chapter 87
* The chapter is littered with footnotes translating terms in the dialogue of girlfriend #18, Aashii Kedarui, who asks that she be called Ahko.
-->'''Ahko:''' My name's actually Aashii Kedarui. But that's like, hella wack.[[note]]Kedarui translates to different words for "Lethargic".[[/note]] Dunno what my folks were thinkin'.
* There's a ridiculous amount of accessories attached to Ahko's phone. She's worried that the weight will make her arm beefy, which she doesn't find cute.
* Ahko pauses for two panels looking at her phone, then flatly says she's getting carried away.
-->'''Rentarou: That was you getting carried away?'''\\
'''Ahko:''' Yah. I'm like, hyped to the max.
** Ahko attributes this to her low blood pressure.
--->'''Ahko:''' O.M.G I'm deeead.\\
'''Rentarou: I'd hope not.'''
* The RunningGag of Ahko's {{Catchphrase}} and PhraseCatcher.
-->'''Ahko:''' That sends meee.\\
'''Rentarou: Where?'''
** The latter response just seems to be Rentarou not getting slang. Like when Rentarou brings her to the flea market to sell her things.
--->'''Ahko:''' Woooow that's sick. You're like, sooo sick.\\
'''Rentarou:''' I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
* Ahko recounts the time one of her friends got dumped by her boyfriend. Each of her other friends said disparaging things about the boyfriend, then looked at Ahko for her response. Ahko said, "I'm like, toootally pissed off," while the only thing that looked different about her face was her eyebrows.
* When Rentarou takes Ahko to a flea market, the latter thinks [[WhatAreRecords it's an IRL version of flea market apps]].

!!Chapter 88
* When Ahko asks everyone what their goals are, Nano says she wants to join a stable corporation. Hahari immediately says Nano can join hers.
* After everyone sets up their stalls, Hahari gives Ahko something [[VictoriasSecretCompartment she pulls out of her cleavage]]: Ren, which is paper money with Rentarou's face on them.
-->'''Ahko:''' Wooow, you even use like, your own money?\\
'''Rentarou: Apparently we do now.'''
* At Hakari and Yamame's flower stall, Ahko wants to get the flowers on Yamame's head. Yamame is really conflicted on this since her butterflies live on those flowers, and she keeps going back and forth on whether to give them to Ahko or not. Fortunately, a nervously sweating Hakari convinces Ahko to get different flowers instead.
* While visiting Shizuka and Nano's bookstall, Ahko wants to get manga or books that don't require much reading. The best Shizuka can come up with is a children's picture book, which Ahko buys because it's cute. Nano offers Ahko [[DoorStopper a large dictionary]], which the latter doesn't want because she thinks it'll make her too muscular.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "That's the issue?"
** Nano then offers Ahko a pocket dictionary that fits in the palm of her hand, which Ahko buys because it's cute.
* Kurumi and Momiji run a bread stall where Momiji kneads bread and bakes it while Kurumi tastes and seasons it. All the pieces of bread are actually keychains because of the obvious problem: [[BigEater Kurumi kept eating all the bread]].
-->'''Kurumi:''' You'd have to be beyond human to resist the scent of freshly baked bread...!
* Karane gets so embarrassed when Rentarou calls her cute that she yells, "Shut up! Put a cookie in it!" as she [[FoodShoveGag shoves cookies into his mouth]] and [[EyeScream eyes]]. Iku pushes the corner of the panel away to watch.
* Kusuri and Chiyo run a drug stall. When Ahko describes it as dope, Kusuri asks if Ahko wants dope while holding a vial with a skull on it, which Chiyo refuses to let her sell. Kusuri then demonstrates her "laughing drug" by forcing Chiyo to drink it. While the drug causes Chiyo to laugh constantly, when Ahko takes it, she just says, "That so totally seriously sends mee," while acting no different than normal. (Implying that her {{Catchphrase}} is how she laughs.) Chiyo tries to tell Kusuri to give her the "negation drug" while laughing, but Kusuri doesn't notice.
* Mimimi is just posing at her and Meme's knit goods stall. When Ahko asks Mimimi what she's doing, the latter says she's a beautiful mannequin. After Ahko decides to get the sweater Mimimi is wearing, the latter starts to remove it while Meme imagines Mimimi in her underwear. Meme gets so flustered that she vanishes, even though Mimimi is still wearing a shirt underneath.
* Naddy and Yaku run a candy stall. Ahko decides to buy karintou and chocolate, but Naddy doesn't know how to spell chocolate in English.
* Hahari and Kishika run a baby products stall called Melty Mothering. Hahari demonstrates the product by shoving a pacifier into Kishika's mouth, who promptly starts acting like a baby.
-->'''Ahko:''' Like, huge yikes.
** Kishika becomes so happy that she declares she wants to be a baby when she grows up. Then she ends up on her knees saying, "Just kill me...!"
* Since running a batting center on the roof is too dangerous, Iku and Mei run a paddling center instead, where Iku catches Mei's pitches while the contestant hits Iku's butt with a bat. The prize is a Paddle-kun keychain, which depicts a butt with eyes, arms, and legs as well as a baseball cap, a bat, and a bandage on its, uh, cheek.
* When Ahko says she wants to open her own stall so she can share her likes with everyone, Hakari reveals they had a spare stall in case someone like [[DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength Karane]] demolished one. Karane slams down her hand while yelling "In case what?!" [[IResembleThatRemark and ends up breaking her stall]].
* While everyone is visiting each other's stalls, Kusuri shakes a rattle while holding Chiyo like a baby. Chiyo is embarrassed while Kishika starts melting at the sight.

!!Chapter 89
* The leader of the Serious Overnight Ascetic Training is a monk with a DrillSergeantNasty personality and NoIndoorVoice (seriously, ''all'' of his speech bubbles are intense yelling), yet a [[PerpetualSmiler perpetually tranquil and friendly smile]]. The contrast between his appearance and personality couldn't be funnier.
* When everyone shouts, "Sir, yes sir!" the monk shows just how brutal he is.
-->'''Monk:''' A SIMPLE "YES" WILL SUFFICE! SHOULD I SKIP THE MIDDLEMAN AND JUST KILL YOU NOW?!
* After Iku runs 100 laps while cleaning the floor during Serious Temple Cleaning, she asks the monk if she can do another 100, much to the monk's surprise. Meanwhile, Mei is cleaning one of the statues after her 100 laps, causing the monk to scold both of them for overachieving.
* The next session is Serious Meditation, where everyone is connected to a machine that will smack them on the shoulder if their concentration wavers.
** Mei imagines Hahari commanding her to concentrate, with a text box saying she's "ordering herself (self-hypnosis)."
** When Iku gets hit by the machine, she enjoys the pain so much that she intentionally loses her focus so the machine will hit her constantly, to the point where she repositions herself so the machine will hit her butt.
** A fellow student is wondering what Iku is doing and how Mei is able to stay calm despite all the noise Iku is making.
** After the training, the monk is shocked that Iku got hit ''9,999'' times and [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale maxed out the counter]]. When he threatens to hit Iku as punishment, Iku excitedly yells "Yes!" with sparkling eyes.
--->'''Monk:''' WHAT HAS GOT YOU SO EAGER?!
* Up next is Serious Prayer, where everyone repeatedly shouts, "Great Buddha is the greatest!" Mei on the other hand keeps shouting, "[[BlasphemousPraise Hahari-sama is the greatest!]]" When the monk asks, "WHAT ON BUDDHA'S BLUE EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Mei explains that Hahari saved her before Buddha did, so she owes her life to Hahari, not Buddha. After the monk chews her out, Mei amends it to, "Great Buddha is infinitesimally close to the greatest!"
* The focus of this chapter is [[MinimalistCast exclusively on Iku and Mei]], with none of the other characters appearing. That said, the lead monk makes multiple references to the ''one'' person who's ever completed the training by themselves and fondly thinks back to that day as the chapter concludes. That person's identity will probably not surprise you.
-->'''Rentarou:''' ''(under a waterfall)'' RRRAAAGHH! EVEN IF ONE DAY A RANDOM WATERFALL POURS FROM THE SKY, EVEN IF SPEARS START RAINING DOWN, OR EVEN IF [[Anime/CastleInTheSky LAPUTA]] ITSELF PLUMMETS DOWN ON ALL OF US -- [[DeclarationOfProtection I'LL PROTECT MY GIRLFRIENDS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!]]\\
'''Narration:''' I ''knew'' it.

!!Chapter 90
* When Rentarou reveals he won two spots in the raffle to see Hon'o Kakuyo-sensei, the author of Shizuka's favorite book series Circlet Love Story, Shizuka is so frozen in shock that she falls backwards from her chair.
* After Shizuka asks Rentarou how many applications did he send to win the raffle, he says it wasn't that many, while the footnote says it was an unhealthy amount.
* Shizuka is so nervous to see the author that her limbs make creaking noises and swing unbendingly as she moves in line.
* Hon'o Kakuyo-sensei is revealed to be a punk with a mohawk who's covered in tattoos, surrounded by bottles of booze, and smokes so much there's a tall pile of ashes on a plate. The scanlation also has him talk in a thick Cockney accent.
* The punk author gives Shizuka an autograph by writing on a bottle of moonshine.
* Shizuka tries to cheer up by reading Circlet Love Story, but the moment she starts reading, she imagines the author in a messy room, scribbling on a piece of paper while huddling a bottle of sake and [[AlcoholHic hiccuping]].
* Once the author is done signing autographs, he says he's gonna head home, take a dump, and pass out.
* Rentarou [[ObliviousGuiltSlinging praises the punk so much]] in his YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre speech that the latter breaks down and admits he's not actually Hon'o Kakuyo-sensei. He's really a competing author whose book was completely outsold by Circlet Love Story and came to the signing posing as Hon'o-sensei to ruin her reputation.
* So what happened to the real Hon'o-sensei? The punk pretended to be a waiter and sat her at a table that knocks people out due to how the sun hits it.
-->'''Rentarou:''' You sure like your disguises!
* After Rentarou finds the real Hon'o-sensei and wakes her and her editor up, he explains the situation, which is rendered as, "[[BlahBlahBlah Actually, blah blah blah, etc, etc...]]" The editor runs off saying she's gonna pin down the punk before he gets away.
* Meeting the real Hon'o-sensei has made Shizuka so happy she's floating in the air.

!!Chapter 91
* Kusuri gets inspired by an episode of ''Pepepe no Pentarou'' to pair the girls up as "equipment." Yaku explains the episode to the rest of the girls like this:
-->'''Yaku:''' A bird turned [[SwordfishSabre a fish into a spear]], yes yes.
* To start things off, Kusuri has Yamame equip Momiji.
** Momiji massages Yamame so the latter can stay in peak condition and work the fields endlessly. This allows Yamame to repeatedly drive a hoe into the ground with enough force to kick up large piles of dirt. Karane says that looks like some kind of secret weapon.
** Rentarou points out that Momiji will eventually get tired and have to give up, but Momiji says ''she'' can stay in tip-top shape by groping Yamame's breasts. One person describes them as an actual PerpetualMotionMachine. Momiji's groping initially embarrasses Yamame, but it later ends up tickling her instead.
* Mimimi's beauty is already unbeatable, so Kusuri has her equip Shizuka so her cuteness will be, too. This involves Mimimi wearing a rope around her neck that loops under Shizuka's arms so she can carry her, with Mimimi remarking that Shizuka hardly weighs anything.
** Kishika doesn't approve of Mimimi carrying Shizuka like a neck pouch, but Ahko, Meme, and [[{{Nosebleed}} especially]] Hahari find the sight adorable. Ahko thinks Shizuka would be all the rage in Harajuku, with an ImagineSpot showing multiple girls carrying Shizuka like a neck pouch, though Hakari points out that Shizuka is literally one-of-a-kind.
** Mimimi and Shizuka both do the former's "Hmhmm, naturally" pose at the same time. Nano is so dumbfounded by the sight that she stares at them intently. While Nano appears to be looking at Shizuka in particular, Mimimi thinks Nano is looking at her and does an even smugger pose.
* Since Nano [[PerpetualFrowner has trouble smiling]] while Ahko [[PerpetualSmiler is always smiling]], Kusuri has them stand back-to-back with each other so they can switch to the appropriate expression. When Kusuri wants them to stop smiling, she mimics Chiyo's OCD mode, which Chiyo doesn't approve of. When she wants them to smile, she mimics Kishika's baby mode, which Kishika also doesn't approve of.
** Ahko dresses Nano like her before they equip each other. Mimimi's expression makes it hard to tell whether she likes Nano's new appearance or not.
** Nano and Ahko keep spinning around to switch places with each other until they both get nauseous.
--->'''Kusuri:''' Now you've got the same expression, yep yep.
* Kusuri has Mei equip Naddy to buff her "freedom stat," which involves stuffing both of them in a shirt so Mei's face is visible while Naddy serves as the arms. Unfortunately, Naddy can't see like this, which leads to several problems:
** Naddy accidentally gets her lasso around Mei's neck and inadvertently chokes her when she tries to pull it back.
--->'''Mei:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I am indeed feeling very much wrapped up in American spirit.]]\\
'''Hahari:''' In an Old West gallows sense, yeah!
** After that gets sorted out, Yaku gives them hot tea to calm down, but the cup is so hot that Naddy throws it in the air, leading to the contents falling onto Naddy's face.
--->'''Kurumi:''' THIS EQUIPMENT IS ALL KINDS OF CURSED!
* To make up for one of Karane's [[ACupAngst lacking stats]], Kusuri has her equip [[DCupDistress Meme]] by having Karane wear a sling around her neck to support [[BuxomBeautyStandard Meme's breasts]].
-->'''Karane:''' Whoa! What a load...!\\
'''Meme:''' ''(thinking) Whoa, what a load off...!''
** Meme disappears when her chest is about to touch Karane's, leading to the now empty sling drooping pathetically. Karane looks depressed while Momiji offers her words of comfort.
* With Hahari always doting on people, Kusuri has her equip Yaku so someone will dote on her instead. Hahari is really conflicted about whether she should show respect to Yaku for being older than her, or gush about how cute she is. When Yaku calls Hahari a child, the latter is so flattered that her emotions explode.
-->'''Hahari:''' ''But... which one of us... will change the diapers...?''\\
'''Yaku: Whatever are you talking about, dear?'''\\
'''Hahari:''' ''I mean, who's going to be mommy...''\\
'''Hakari:''' '''''Stop it with the self-inserting {{slash fic}}s, you... you...!'''''\\
'''Yamame:''' H-Hahari-san's just doing her darndest at being a living thing herself, aye...!
* Kusuri believes Hakari is in her rebellious phase, so the former has her equip Chiyo to awaken Hahari's blood in her veins. Kusuri puts glasses on Hakari so Chiyo will be like putty in her hands.
-->'''Chiyo:''' WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
** Hakari and Chiyo try to refuse going along with Kusuri's plan, but Hakari ends up admiring how cute Chiyo is, while Chiyo is comforted by Hakari holding her. Kusuri and Hahari both nod at the sight.
* Noticing that Kishika is melting after seeing Hakari hold Chiyo, Kusuri notes that Kishika needs something to increase her resistance to desire, along with Kurumi and Iku.
** Kurumi objects to being put in the same boat as those two, while Nano points out Kurumi fits in that boat very well. Iku tries to deny having any desire, but Shizuka calls her out as an image of Iku saying "Oof!♥" appears.
--->'''Shizuka:''' "Gaze upon thyself in a mirror and repent."
** Kusuri's setup has Kurumi [[{{Womanchild}} patting Kishika's head]], Kishika [[TooKinkyToTorture hitting Iku's butt]], and Iku holding [[ObsessedWithFood a doughnut in front of Kurumi]]. The idea is that seeing how goofy they look will give them some self-awareness. Unsurprisingly, all of them fail.
--->'''Kishika:''' Mommyyy♥\\
'''Kurumi:''' Yummyyy♥\\
'''Iku:''' Ouchyyy♥\\
'''Karane:''' Yeah, there it is.\\
'''Kusuri:''' What a lame punchline.
** Rentarou cries tears of pride as he praises all of them for lasting eight-tenths of a second longer than normal.
* So who will Kusuri equip now that everyone else is taken? She'll equip to Rentarou so they can make out.
-->'''Mimimi: Hogging him is hardly fair, naturally!'''\\
'''Momiji:''' Tyrant! Dictator! Dethrone her as dedicated equipment! Depose her!\\
'''Kusuri:''' ''(as Yamame pulls her off Rentarou)'' Gaaaagh! Defeated by democracy, yep yep!
* Kusuri then comes up with "Perfect Girlfriend Armor," which consists of everyone holding onto each other like some kind of CombiningMecha. Highlights include [[LeaderFormsTheHead Rentarou as the head]], Hakari and Hahari as the feet, and Iku as the butt.
-->'''Kurumi:''' That's so impossible it's not even funny!
* In the end, everyone settles on just kissing Rentarou, causing all of them to stick to Rentarou's face while their bodies are perfectly straight in the air.
-->'''Yaku:''' Ah, you've all become such wonderful spears. Now, make room for me.

!!Chapter 92
* As Karane and Ahko are chatting, Iku and Yamame can be seen in the background carrying multiple people. Yamame is easily lifting Shizuka, Kusuri, Chiyo, Momiji, and Yaku. Meanwhile, Iku is struggling, yet enjoying, trying to carry Nano, Mei, and Kishika. Nano is riding Iku's shoulders, while Kishika and Mei are being [[BridalCarry Bridal Carried]] at the same time. Neither seems to mind too much.
* When Ahko admits she read all of ''[[Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba Demon Slayer]]'', saw the movie, and cried her eyes out, Karane acts like Ahko is the only one who likes it. A flashback, however, shows Karane read the whole series, watched the anime, saw the movie, and cried too.
-->'''Flashback Karane:''' ''(while tears are streaming down her face)'' It's not like I'm cryin' or anythin!
** Even funnier is the implication Karane is actually more into it than Ahko, who doesn't mention watching the anime.
* While hanging out with Ahko's old friends, their excessive use of the word "totally" causes Karane to think, "These girls are a totally different species."
* Karane calls out Ahko's old friends for mistreating Ahko and demands they apologize to her. Not only do they refuse to apologize, they even claim Ahko should be ''thanking'' them for hanging out with her again. When they start insulting Karane, she gets so angry that Ahko warns her that, unlike Rentarou, they don't drink milk every day, meaning if she loses it, [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength she really will kill them]].
* After Ahko thanks Karane for standing up for her, Karane says, "C'mon... they went and ruined our good time. Let's get outta here'n have some real fun."
-->'''Ahko:''' [[MistakenForFlirting Wooow, you tryna pick me up or whaaat?]]
* Ahko's now former friends are trembling in terror and begging for help after they got into trouble with the Gorira Alliance. The Gorira Alliance leader assumes they're friends with Karane and offers to let them off with a warning. The girls' relief quickly turns back into terror when Karane says they aren't her friends, but she does mention that Ahko knows them. After the girls calmly apologize to Ahko, Ahko tells the Gorira Alliance [[BewareTheNiceOnes they can do whatever they want to them.]] Even Karane is shocked by Ahko's response.
* While Ahko doesn't really care what they say about her, she considers them bad-mouthing Karane to be [[ThisIsUnforgivable unforgivable]]. Ahko says, "[[IronicEcho I'm like, toootally pissed off]]," with the same expression she had back in Chapter 87 when she and her former friends were talking about a guy that dumped one of them.
* At this point, Ahko's former friends are in tears as they desperately apologize to Karane.
-->'''Girl 1:''' We're sorry! We're so, so sorry Inda-samaaa!\\
'''Girl 2:''' If you're a gorilla, we're just a bunch of bonehead monkeys! We're sorry!\\
'''Girl 3:''' No, we're water fleas!\\
'''Girl 4:''' No, we're [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs sea monkeys]]!\\
'''Karane:''' Y'all got real quick-witted real fast.
* Ahko and the Gorira Alliance leader bond over the latter's "Lovely Uho-Uho" accessory.
* The narration says, "In the end, the four girls were ultimately forgiven, and they never crossed Karane or Ahko ever again."

!!Chapter 93
* There's a quiz on the first page that asks what is the noise that's causing all the clacks. The answer will be on the last page.
* When everyone starts putting on glasses, Karane says, "It's not like I'm gonna try 'em on, or anythin'!" even though she's already wearing them.
-->'''Mimimi: Your turnaround time is truly a concern.'''
* Every girl has a different opinion of Rentarou in his glasses, even though he wears the same pair every time. Some of them even contradict each other.
* Upon seeing Nano in glasses, Rentarou calls her a sub-zero stunner. Iku thinks he's talking about the ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' character named Sub-Zero.
* What's Rentarou's response to seeing Shizuka with glasses?
-->'''Rentarou:''' [[PowerLevels Her reading level is... 530,000?!]]\\
'''Hahari:''' Those glasses don't have a [[Anime/DragonBallZ scouter]] function, I don't think.
* After seeing Hahari wearing glasses, Rentarou says he'll "do as many hundreds of hours of unpaid overtime as she needs," causing Meme to ask if Hahari is managing a sweatshop. When Hahari starts toying with Rentarou, Kurumi describes it as workplace harassment.
* Seeing Rentarou in glasses causes Iku to imagine him as a SadistTeacher who shouts at her and threatens to hit her with a bamboo sword.
-->'''Chiyo:''' [[ImagineSpotting You're not going to learn anything with that teaching method.]]
* Rentarou says Ahko wears those glasses better than [[Manga/{{Doraemon}} Nobita]]. Mimimi notes that's not a high bar to clear, while Kurumi suggests he at least say Ahko beats [[Manga/CaseClosed Conan]].
* Meme is wearing special glasses that prevent her eyes from showing through the lenses.
-->'''Nano:''' What manner of fourth-wall technology is that...?
* Rentarou says he feels like a princess when he sees Kishika wearing glasses. Kishika on the other hand is reminded of Daddy when she sees Rentarou in glasses and starts to melt. Hahari decides to take advantage of this.
-->'''Hahari:''' That's right. And I'm Mommy.\\
'''Kishika:''' ''Mommy...?''
* When Kurumi refuses to let Rentarou pat her head, he thinks she's like a cat. Momiji gropes Kurumi's chest while the latter is deep in thought, causing her to hiss like a cat and her hood to point up like cat ears.
* Momiji says Rentarou looks like a well-to-do mogul and calls him Mr. President. Hakari declares she'll be the president's wife then, while Ahko points out that Hakari is the daughter of another president, Hahari. Hahari asks if Hakari just proposed to her, which the latter completely ignores.
-->'''Iku:''' ''(gulps)'' Totally shut down...
* Rentarou flat out yells, "I LOVE YOU! SO MUCH!" after seeing Hakari with glasses. Hakari offhandedly tells Rentarou not to look at her like that, which leads to him apologizing and ''punching himself in the face'' while yelling, "RAAAGH! YOU FREAKIN' LECH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
-->'''Narration:''' The will of the King of Decency stands strong.
* When Yaku starts patting Kishika on the head, the latter melts while calling her "gwanny." A very jealous Kusuri points at Kishika and yells, "Hey! She's my granny, yep yep!"
* In response to Naddy saying she brought America with her to Japan, Kurumi says, "A bootleg version, yeah."
* The sight of Mimimi in glasses is so beautiful that Rentarou doesn't know if he's even allowed to look at her.
-->'''Mimimi:''' ''(light bounces off her forehead)'' Ah. A sudden ray of sunlight.\\
'''Rentarou:''' ''(BlindedByTheLight)'' Gagh! Divine punishment!\\
'''Momiji:''' Gazing upon the hallowed Mimigod will blind you...
* So what's the answer to the quiz? Everyone trying to smooch Rentarou while wearing glasses. Kusuri and Chiyo, the only people who normally wear glasses, watch this as the former comments on it.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Yeah, I guess you guys aren't used to kissing with glasses on, are you?

!!Chapter 94
* While Rentarou is scouting a park as a potential dating spot, he notices someone is fishing. When he gets a closer look, it turns out this person is fishing in a ''puddle.''
* Rentarou gets a '''''ZING!!''''' with [[TitleDrop the girl fishing in a puddle]], named Uto. She's dressed like a bard and talks in a vague, wishy-washy manner.
* Uto points to a bag containing her lunch high up in a tree. She tossed it up there earlier so no one would steal it while she was napping, only to later find out [[DidntThinkThisThrough she herself can't reach it]]. When Rentarou asks why did she throw it up there in the first place, Uto tries to save face by calling it "a gift to the forest..."
-->'''Rentarou:''' It's called littering.
* After Rentarou retrieves Uto's lunch, she thanks him by playing a ballad for him on her ocarina. Rentarou's thoughts reveal [[DreadfulMusician Uto is awful at playing music, and her lyrics and singing are just as bad]].
* Partway through the ballad, it becomes apparent that Uto is confessing her love to Rentarou through song. When she stops, Rentarou tries to reciprocate only for Uto to sing one more line. Uto wasn't able to hear what Rentarou said, requiring him to say it again.
* Uto shares her sandwich with Rentarou while they sit upon her most favored hill: a dome in a playground.
* When Uto says her life as a WanderingMinstrel means she can't stay with him, Rentarou believes one of the reasons she can't stay is because the artist, Nozawa-sensei, would have her human rights infringed upon if she has to draw Uto on top of everyone else.
* After Rentarou has a heartfelt goodbye with Uto, he meets her again on the way to school ''the next day.'' Uto reveals she's a second year in the junior high section of Rentarou's school. That's when Rentarou realizes Uto isn't a bard, she's a {{chuunibyou}}.

!!Chapter 95
* When Kishika asks if Uto lying about being a bard, the latter says, "Lie or truth, it all depends on one's point of view. And mine own point of view is that the title your spirit holds matters above all else... in a sense."
-->'''Karane:''' What kinda religion are you sellin'?
* Uto's overuse of the word "natural" elicits this bit of HypocriticalHumor from Mimimi:
-->'''Uto:''' Verily! And what is natural is very natural indeed. It is only natural it is natural, for that is what makes it natural.\\
'''Mimimi: You hem and haw without much substance at all, [[VerbalTic naturally]].'''
* Kusuri decides to cut to the chase during Uto's introduction.
-->'''Kusuri:''' So to make sure we're all on the same page, '''Uto's a stereotypical {{chuuni|byou}}, yep yep?'''\\
'''Uto:''' One may say that... or one may not.\\
'''Karane: More like a pain in chuu-neck...'''
* As Uto describes herself as being skilled enough that she might call herself a bard, Rentarou is sweating since no one else knows that Uto is actually a DreadfulMusician.
* Mei asks how can she repay the unrepayable debt of gratitude she owes Hahari before the former's life ends. Uto tells Mei to drink the "immortality drug."
-->'''Mei:''' ''(to Kusuri, with a serious expression)'' I am prepared to provide whatever assistance you feel necessary.\\
'''Kusuri: 'Kay. Start by opening your eyes, that's dangerous.'''
* After Yamame asks Uto how to achieve world peace, Uto suggests ''[[OmnicidalManiac eradicating all life]],'' as that would put an end to all conflict. Yamame is troubled by the answer ''but still genuinely considers it.''
-->'''Kurumi:''' So she's one of those final bosses [[WellIntentionedExtremist who have good intentions but are willing to go to extreme lengths]]?
* An ImagineSpot of Meme casually walking in public in the nude, which is Uto's solution for Meme relieving her shame. Meme obviously isn't taking it.
* Uto's answer for what Kurumi's favorite food is: anything. Specifically that a person's favorite food changes from moment to moment, thus it could be anything. Not only does this apply to people in real life and [[BigEater Kurumi]], this is the first sensible answer Uto's given.
* Karane asks what food she ate this morning, to call bullshit on Uto hemming and hawing her answers.
-->'''Uto:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer "Food."]] Perhaps.
** This causes Karane to ask if Uto is just making fun of her, who in turn asks if that means Karane didn't eat food. Karane says she did eat food, which ends up proving Uto right. This makes Karane so mad that Naddy has to hold her back, while Iku offers to let Karane take her anger out on her.
* Kishika asks what the weather will be like tomorrow.
-->'''Uto:''' Could you grant me until tomorrow to think about it?\\
'''Kishika:''' ''Even I could answer it by then!''
** When Kishika tries to get Uto to answer the question properly, Uto turns it around by saying, "Time can never be regained once spent. It's best savored leisurely." This sends Kishika into a PoseOfSupplication as she laments her lost childhood.
--->'''Kusuri:''' Did she score a crit, yep yep?
** Kishika cheers up and enters baby mode when Rentarou pampers her.
--->'''Kishika:''' I wuv you Daddy...♥ Pwease mawwy me...♥\\
'''Hahari:''' What...?! Didn't you want to marry Mommy...?! You want to marry Daddy even more...?!
* Uto taking two panels (copies really) to answer Nano on how many questions she's been asked.[[note]]Granted, the readers are unlikely to have thought to keep track of how many questions were asked so far.[[/note]]
-->'''Mimimi:''' Of course you used that moment to count.
* Naddy asks Uto how she can become a real American. Uto suggests changing her nationality. Naddy is conflicted about the idea since Japan is still important to her, but Kusuri says Naddy can just stay a "Naddian."
** This is the one question that actually baffles Uto, who partly drops her mode of speech and ends the question with an "I guess?"
* Iku wants to know how [[{{Determinator}} she]] can work even harder at putting in more effort. Uto says, "Make an effort to work harder to make more of an effort," which Iku happily accepts.
-->'''Kurumi: Uuhhh, that was kind of scary actually.'''
* When Yaku asks who will win the sumo match tomorrow, Uto gets out of it by saying knowing the answer would suck all the enjoyment out of watching it, which Yaku agrees with.
-->'''Karane:''' ''This is getting so old...!''\\
'''Hakari:''' An adult knows how to play along. Which is why you can't.
* Momiji's question is very simple. So is Uto's answer:
-->'''Momiji:''' Can I grope you?\\
'''Uto:''' You may do as you wish.\\
''(Groping ensues)''
* A hot and bothered Hahari wonders what she should do about her "unstoppable, sinful impulses." Uto recommends finding a non-criminal way to deal with them. [[InsaneTrollLogic For some reason]], Hahari jumps to the conclusion that this means Hakari's fair game and starts chasing after her. Hakari ducks behind Nano, who proceeds to give Hahari an EyePoke. Despite this, Hahari is still happy that "Nano-chan's fingers touched my delicate mucous membrane."
* Hakari asks Uto what [[AskAStupidQuestion Rentarou's ideal type of woman is.]] Uto, who'd just been introduced a chapter ago compared to Hakari who's been around from Chapter 1 to ''this number'', states the obvious. Hakari's response is both somewhat accurate while also selling her lack of awareness.
-->'''Uto:''' Any type of woman. Perhaps.\\
'''Hakari:''' ''(while Uto is saying perhaps)'' WHAT IS HE, A RAGING MAN-SLUT?!
* While Uto is describing the various girls dating Rentarou, she mentions "sexy girls", which embarrasses Meme and contrasts "clever girls" with "not-quite-so girls" in reference to Chiyo and Naddy respectively.
* The song Uto sings about everyone has some pretty funny lyrics. Kishika is "[[{{Manchild}} A baby by the name of knight]]," Nano has "Efficiency or just impatience," Yamame is "The [[FunetikAksent Ah]] also known for her [[VerbalTic aye]]," Kusuri has "[[ChemistryCanDoAnything Chemistry]], more like [[MadScientist drug abuse]]," and Hahari is "The mother who's [[LovableSexManiac a known pervert]]."
* Uto's song ends with a spread of everyone happily holding hands together while wearing casual dresses. Karane calls out Uto for trying to play off [[DreadfulMusician her performance]] with a cute spread.
* When Rentarou says he really liked Uto's song with a love throb on his face, Karane also gets a love throb as she thinks, "Fine, then! I'll try to like it, too!"

!!Volume 11 Extras
* A bonus sketch shows Ahko and Uto having trouble posing together for the cover because of their respective heights and Uto's hat. Uto finds a rock to use as a ScullyBox.
* After the brief moment when Karane was equipped with Meme's chest, the two have a SharedDream that night where they happily hold hands and run down a beach together after swapping bust sizes with each other. Both of them are smiling in real life.
* Uto trying to fetch her sandwich from the tree with a stick.
* Everyone discusses what their [[BabysFirstWords first words as babies]] were.
** Hahari claims that Hakari's first words were "I wuv Mommy!" The flashback shows that while Hahari and Hakari were sleeping in bed together, Hahari kept saying "I love Mommy," possibly while asleep, while baby Hakari was visibly confused with BlankWhiteEyes.
--->'''Chiyo:''' ''Brainwashing rrrgh!''
** Naddy (with Meme translating for her) asks Yaku what Kusuri's first words were. Yaku says that it was her name, although Nano suggests that Kusuri meant "Yaku" as in "drugs" before Shizuka covers Nano's mouth.
** Uto claims her first words were to ''sing'', "An infant one may call a minstrel~".
--->'''Kishika:''' At least make [[BlatantLies your lies less blatant]]!
** When Uto says Buddha said "Only I reign supreme above heaven and below," after being born, Mei imagines [[BlasphemousPraise Hahari as a baby saying, "Only I reign supreme."]]
* There's a drawing of all the girls as cats, with cat Karane saying, "It's not like I wanna be fed or anythin'!"
* Another drawing depicts Karane as the Loch Ness Monster named Karanessie. She says, "It-It's not like I'm a UMA (unidentified mysterious animal) or anythin'!"

[[folder:Volume 12 (Chapters 96 - 104)]]
!!Chapter 96
* The chapter opens with an exposition on Gu, an ancient Chinese ritual where toxic creatures are stuck in a jar to eat each other to acquire poison for magic. The next panel down shows five of the most problematic girls of the family in such a jar. ([[DepravedBisexual Hahari]], [[TooKinkyToTorture Iku]], [[MadScientist Kusuri]], [[ChivalrousPervert Momiji]], and [[{{Womanchild}} Kishika]].)
* Hahari orders the most expensive antique she could find to impress Yaku. And it just happens to be a massive jar that can house multiple people. [[SchmuckBait Complete with a ladder and a cushion inside of it.]]
** The vase is so enormous that it had to be airlifted to the roof by helicopter.
* Hahari climbs into the jar thinking she could use it for a [[JumpScare prank.]] And realizes that she can't jump high enough out of it to scare anyone, let alone climb ''out.''
-->'''Hahari:''' Did I just prank myself?
** Kusuri gets in for fun. Iku gets in for “training”, Kishika moves in because the size reminds her of her childhood, and Momiji hops in to rub up against everyone in it despite Kishika's warning.
* With everyone cramped, Kusuri has come prepared ever since [[CallBack the family got trapped in the photo booth]]: a "Makes-you-enjoy-cramped-places" drug.
-->'''Kishika:''' That will not help resolve this situation.
* The text for the Gu ritual also states that the last surviving creature contains the most poison. Surprising no one, it's Hahari.
** Kusuri takes the negation drug to return to her grown-up form for extra cramps, ''but'' by doing so she also canceled out the "Makes-you-enjoy-cramped-places" drug in her system. She suddenly loses interest in the situation and casually climbs out of the jar to go make drugs.
** Iku climbs out after Momiji massages her to alleviate her muscle pain.
** Momiji leaves due to feeling like a ThirdWheel between Hahari and Kishika.
** Kishika, in her infant state, gets helped out of the jar by Hahari so she can go to the bathroom. (Hahari also promised her head pats if she could go by herself.) The ''very'' moment she gets out:
--->'''Kishika:''' ''GAAAAAHHH! SOMEBODY KILL ME! PLEAAASE!''
* Kishika regains her chivalry (composure) and [[TakeMyHand returns to help Hahari out of the jar.]] Hahari grabs her hand and ''[[TheFarmerAndTheViper tries to pull her back down]]''. With an ''innocent smile'' no less.
-->'''Hahari:''' ''(Depraved giggling) Come on... Come with me...''\\
'''Kishika:''' WHAT ARE YOU, HAUNTING THIS VASE...?!
** Kishika spots Naddy's "'Murrican Justice" lasso (which Naddy lost) on the ground. She then lassos the vase and throws the rope inside so Hahari can get ''herself'' out.
--->'''Kishika:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I hereby wash my hands of this matter!]] ''(Leaves and slams the door)''
* The actual winner of the Gu ritual? ''[[DarkHorseVictory Rentarou]]'', who got stuck in the vase before any of the girls got in and wasn't noticed. His spine got broken when Hahari jumped in and was further harmed with each girl jumping down, but he kept silent so that they wouldn’t know they hurt him by accident. He miraculously healed from the crippling injury ''[[LoveFreak just by being in the vase with all of them]].''

!!Chapter 97
* All of the towns in the Quad Town Public Sports Festival have names that are ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. The name of the town everyone lives in is Sukisugi-chou (I love this town), the main rival town is Kiraisugi-chou (I hate this town), and the other towns are Futsuu-chou (Not too bad town) and [[OverlyLongName Dochikaratoiebasuki-chou (If I had to pick I guess I like this town)]].
* Kusuri's father is mad that Rentarou called him father-in-law, while Chiyo's father Hiro is mad Rentarou doesn't call ''him'' father-in-law.
* Hiro and Kusuri's father argue with each other over whose daughter is cuter. When Hiro starts mocking Kusuri's father by calling him a manlet and [[TongueOutInsult sticking his tongue out]], the latter takes the negation drug to reveal his massive, muscular form. Hiro is so terrified that he immediately adopts a PoseOfSupplication and apologizes profusely, but he still refuses to admit Kusuri is cuter than Chiyo.
* After Nano gives a detailed explanation of the mayor of Kiraisugi-chou (With a different text font), Ahko calls her Nanopedia.
* The mayor of Kiraisugi-chou hired a team of '''professional athletes''' using a huge amount of his town's taxpayer money, prompting Kurumi to call him out for misusing his town's taxes.
* The moment the tug-o-war event starts, team Sukisugi [[CurbStompBattle immediately gets dragged across the ground]] by team Kiraisugi, on both the men's and women's divisions.
* During the woman's half of the foot race, the Kiraisugi runner says Mimimi's face gets screwed up while running, causing Mimimi to slow down as she tries to maintain her beauty.
* The girls decide to start thinking outside the box during the ball toss.
** When Shizuka says she'll gather the balls, Nano imagines her as a squirrel.
** Momiji says she'd rather grope the balls than throw them, prompting Kurumi to say Momiji [[TheMillstone would be worse than useless here]].
** Instead of tossing the balls into the basket, Hakari has Shizuka gather a bunch of balls, then has Yamame throw her above the basket, where Shizuka drops the balls into the basket. Shizuka's fall is cushioned by landing face-first into [[FunbagAirbag Meme and Hahari's chests]].
** This maneuver allows Sukisugi to take first, prompting the mayor of Kiraisugi to ask why this isn't against the rules. The referee says that while the rules forbid piggyback rides, there's nothing against just throwing someone.
* The next event is the costume race, where everyone has to make a costume that meets the audience's approval.
** At this point, the Kiraisugi mayor decides to cheat by reminding the committee that his town [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney paid them a lot of money]] and it would be a ShameIfSomethingHappened. Ahko has to dress up like [[Anime/SpiritedAway No-face's final form]] (a giant black BlobMonster with a white mask) and the only materials she's given are garbage bags.
** One contestant dressed as a nurse screwed up by forgetting to remove her headband, while another one dressed as a police officer put her gun in its holster ''[[EpicFail upside-down.]]''
** Ahko creates "a gussied up gal No-face" costume that has frills and lots of bows. Ahko convinces the audience that her costume counts because "final form" implies No-face is done doing makeup and stuff, which the audience agrees with. This allows Sukisugi to take first, much to the Kiraisugi mayor's shock.
* For the scavenger hunt, Uto has to find [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject a spear that can pierce any shield and a shield that can deflect any spear]], which Uto describes as, "[[ImpossibleTask A contradictory oxymoron]], as one may say."
** Uto arrives at the goal first with ''a plastic fork and a paper plate.'' Uto argues that the strongest spear master could pierce anything with the fork, while the strongest shieldbearer could deflect anything with the plate. She points out that she wasn't tasked to find those people and suggests that the referee hurry up. The referee is confused but still awards Sukisugi first place.
* The bread-eating race requires the contestants to eat an entire slice of bread before they can cross the finish line.
** Due to "the imperfections of manual labor," Sukisugi's slice is [[{{Understatement}} a tad thicker than the others]]. As Kurumi puts it:
--->'''Kurumi: That's not even a slice, it's the whole loaf!'''
** Kurumi questions if [[BigEater she]] can really eat the whole thing while drooling with stars in her eyes. She sounds more excited than doubtful.
--->'''Kishika:''' If you're doing the straight man bit, commit to it.
** Unsurprisingly, Kurumi eats the whole loaf in one bite and crosses the finish line while everyone else is still eating theirs. The Kiraisugi contestant in particular is behind everyone else.
* The Kiraisugi racer has her egg glued to her spoon in the spoon race, but she still needs to look like she's balancing it to avoid getting caught. Nano flat-out runs despite having no such advantage, with the announcer saying her arm isn't shaking or jostling at all. The announcer says it's like the image stabilization on an iPhone and questions if Nano has a built-in gyro. Nano ends up getting first place.
* For the blindfold race, the announcer points out that the Kiraisugi runner is moving like she can actually see unlike the others, with the runner thinking, "Stop bringing attention to it!" She's still no match against [[EyesAlwaysShut Mei]], who [[HandicappedBadass already spends most of her life blind]].
* Yaku participates in the obstacle course, which reminds her of her training drills. During the sack race portion, a "random ninja passing by just happened to fall and scatter {{caltrops}}" all over Yaku's path.
-->'''Karane:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe —RANDOM?! GET THIS FREAK OUT OF HERE, NOW!]]
** Yaku mentions she's played her share of ninja make-believe before leaping over all the caltrops with a flip jump.

!!Chapter 98
* During the balloon sword fight, Kishika boasts about how she hones and sharpens the soul of her chivalry every day, and how her knight's will remains ever true and sharp.
-->'''Kurumi:''' And look at what being so uptight got her.\\
''(an image of Kishika sucking her thumb saying "mommyyy" appears above Nano)''\\
'''Nano:''' She is incapable of staying outside of her two extremes.
* In the three-legged race, the Kiraisugi team is wearing a very elastic cord around their legs that allows them to cheat. When they pass Kusuri and Chiyo, Kusuri tries to rush ahead and screws up her rhythm with the latter, causing Chiyo to fall on her face. Just as Kiraisugi is about to cross the finish line, Kusuri reaches it first because she's running away in terror from Chiyo, who's in OCD mode.
-->'''Chiyo:''' ''Stick with the rrrrrrrhythm!''\\
'''Kusuri:''' WAAAH! SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!
* Mimimi and Momiji participate in the giant ball rolling race, but their ball is much bouncier than the others, which is a problem because their ball has to be on the ground at all times. Momiji starts groping the ball and rolls along with it. When Mimimi tries to get Momiji to stop, she ends up rolling along with her, with a text box saying Mimimi's smooth skin and slick hair is causing the ball to roll continuously. They manage to pass the finish line before anyone else, but they can't stop rolling, requiring Yamame to stop them.
* Hakari, Iku, Naddy, and Karane take part in the cavalry battle, where three people carry a fourth person and try to push the other teams off balance.
** Karane is struggling to push against team Kiraisugi because they're wearing non-slip spray. Hakari starts insulting Karane while Iku and Naddy cheer Karane on, which quickly devolves into Iku and Naddy repeatedly chanting "Fight!" and "USA!" respectively while Hakari keeps insulting Karane. This annoys Karane so much that she screams "[[BigShutUp SHADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!]]" as she knocks the Kiraisugi team over, who tell her not to take it out on them.
** Karane points out that one person was really laying into her with some nasty words. Hakari feigns innocence as she looks back and forth wondering who it is, but Karane already knows who the culprit is.
--->'''Karane: It was you, Pinky.'''
* In the men's cavalry battle, Rentarou is getting carried by Hiro, Kusuri's father, and Sr. Sure-thing, the father of the Sure-thing sisters from Chapter 35.
** Hiro and Kusuri's father spend more time arguing and insulting each other than focusing on the match, but it also improves their performance.
** While struggling against team Kiraisugi, Rentarou tells everyone that love gives them strength and to think about the people they love. The resulting burst of strength enables them to send the Kiraisugi team flying through the air.
* The women's division of the folk dance mostly features the girls having fun dancing together, with Hahari drooling as she dances with Kishika, Kurumi and Momiji looking at each other awkwardly, and Hakari and Karane looking away from each other.
* During the men's part of the folk dance, Hiro is happy to dance with Rentarou. When Hiro has to dance with Kusuri's father, both of them are looking away from each other in disgust.
* The final event is the women's division of the relay race. Sukisugi is only behind Kiraisugi by one point, meaning they can win the whole competition if they win the race, except all the other women in the town are sloshed out of their minds because someone spiked the tea in the cooler. Rentarou's family wasn't affected because they only had the refreshments Mei prepared.
* Before the women's relay starts, someone is trying to cover Sukisugi's baton with salad oil, only to cover all the batons with oil. This person reveals that the tea was spiked with "Serious Kids' Beer," which the footnote claims is just juice. Judging by the "Serious" in the name, it's probably another one of the Serious Group's products, which is why it can make people drunk despite supposedly being juice.

!!Chapter 99
* The other teams fumble passing the batons to each other due to how slippery they are, but the girls in Rentarou's family keep handing them to each other without issue because they know each other so well.
* Yamame's running shakes the ground so much that one of the Kiraisugi runners complains about how the vibration is killing her knees.
* The baton slips from Hakari's grasp, but she manages to catch it... between her ''breasts.''
-->'''Hakari:''' MOTHER! THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR VOLUPTUOUS GEEENES!\\
'''Hahari:''' No, Hakari! Thank you for growing up so healthy!
* Karane is '''[[ACupAngst not]]''' amused that she has to grab the baton from Hakari's breasts.
-->'''Karane:''' ''(grabs the baton)'' ARE YOU JUST MESSIN' WITH ME?! ''(running)'' GODDAMMIIIIIIIIIIT!
* Even though Ahko appears to be power walking, by the time she passes the baton to Meme, she's so exhausted that she falls on her face saying, "[[CallingYourNausea I'm gonna hurl.]]"
* Meme's bra snaps while she's running, causing her [[BoobBasedGag breasts to bounce around wildly as she runs.]] Despite the intense anxiety she feels, she still manages to pass the baton to Shizuka before immediately disappearing.
* Seeing everyone put their all into the relay causes Yaku to reminisce about her war days, showing a mosaic background with the sounds of explosions and gunfire. This reminds Yaku of the life-threatening danger she once faced, causing her body's limiters to fly off as she gains a massive boost in speed. Yaku proceeds to run with WheelOFeet and her hands behind her back while repeatedly saying, "[[SurvivalMantra I do not want to die...!]]"
* Team Kiraisugi fumbles passing the baton so much that the announcer says, "Here comes the standard fumble from Kiraisugi!"
* Kiraisugi's athlete makes fun of Mimimi's face again, but the latter knows what she's trying to do and refuses to let it slow her down.
* When Mimimi crosses the finish line first, [[VillainousBreakdown the mayor of Kiraisugi is facedown in a pool of blood]].
* Everyone has a heartfelt GroupHug after their victory, followed by Rentarou blurting out (with a happy face), "Your hands are all so slimy!"

!!Chapter 100
* To celebrate [[MilestoneCelebration the 100th chapter]], a popularity poll was held. Hahari asked the artist Nozawa-sensei to draw whoever gets first place in a special dress.
* Mimimi gets first place, with ''99,999,999 votes''.
** She proceeds to say a much longer version of her usual {{catchphrase}}.
--->'''Mimimi: Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm, naturally!'''
** Mei reads some of the comments from the people polled, who are all identified as R.A.-sama from Sukisugi.
* Another page is found in the first place envelope, revealing someone else who got first place: Yamame!
** Yamame thinks there must be some kind of mistake, but Mei assures her that she also got 99,999,999 votes like Mimimi.
** The comments are also from R.A.-sama from Sukisugi.
* Yet another page is found by Mei, revealing the next winner is: Mei herself.
** Mei is so ashamed to get first place before Hahari that she apologizes for being presumptuous and announces she will eliminate herself at once.
--->'''Hahari: From life? Don't do that! Just keep reading!'''
** By this point, it becomes apparent that all the comments will be from R.A.-sama from Sukisugi.
* When Momiji is announced as the next winner, Nano congratulates her. Momiji in turn thanks Nano for "the present" and starts groping her chest.
-->'''Nano:''' ''(without changing expression)'' '''That was not my intention.'''
* After Iku wins, she says she still needs a lot of work to do before she deserves this, prompting Kurumi to say, "No, you really don't." Iku then says she'll have to work even harder from here on.
-->'''Kurumi: Listen to me when I'm talking to you.'''
* Mei says that ''eight pages'' have appeared from the envelope simultaneously.
-->'''Kishika: Surely you jest! Is that envelope some matter of [[{{Hammerspace}} fourth-dimensional space]]?!'''
* The winners are Meme, Chiyo, Yaku, Nano, Uto, Shizuka, Ahko, and Hahari.
** For Nano, R.A.-sama says, "What we really need in our smartphones is Nano, not [[Creator/{{Apple}} Siri]]."
** R.A.-sama wants [[DreadfulMusician Uto's songs]] as ringtones and asks Japanese recording companies what's wrong with them.
** R.A.-sama really wants Literature/{{Guinness|WorldRecords}} to add Shizuka for something.
* When Mei finds another two pages, Hakari starts to wonder who isn't first while Kurumi notes, "There's barely anyone left to announce." Kusuri points out what the remaining girls are fearing.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Yeah, but... I reaaally don't wanna be the only one that's not first...
* Kurumi and Hakari are announced as the winners. Hakari feigns innocence as she rubs her victory in Karane's face, who's shaking in anger.
-->'''Hakari:''' Oh, how about that! I don't think I heard your name, Karane-san. Isn't that just so funny? Only one half of the Volume 1 cover pair got first place! That's so funny!
* Mei finds two more pages, revealing the winners are Kusuri and Karane. Now ''Karane'' is rubbing her victory in Hakari's face while the latter is the one shaking in anger.
-->'''Karane:''' Well looky here, what was that you were sayin'? Huh? You got anythin' else you wanna say? Do ya?
* Kishika and Naddy are both ashamed to be the only ones who didn't win. Kishika believes it's because she kept going against her code since she joined the family, while Naddy thinks she needs to work on her "'Murrican English" more.
* One more page is found by Mei, who says it's indeed the final one. Kishika and Naddy note that the last one in is a rotten heroine. The final winner is: Kishika!
* Poor Naddy is in a PoseOfSupplication over being the only girl who didn't win. The other girls try to cheer her up, but the best Momiji can come up with is:
-->'''Momiji:''' Mmh. She's first place in... ''not'' being first.
* It turns out there was still one more page folded up further inside, revealing Naddy indeed won first place like everyone else.
* Mei is about to announce who's in 20th place, only to find one last page hidden ''within the envelope's pasted edges''.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "Hold on, this is straight out of" "a spy novel."
* The final person to win first place is ''Rentarou,'' who ends up wearing a dress like the girls. There's a whole bunch of comments too, whose initials match up with the girls'.
** One comment from H.H.-sama says, "He's so cute, I'm gonna die." Another comment from (a presumably different) H.H.-sama says, "[[LovableSexManiac I want to make lots of babies!]]"
** The one from K.T.-sama says, "Pwease be my Daddy."
** N.Y.-sama just says, "I'm Cap'n 'Murrica."
** Y.Y.-sama is asking, "A popular pole? Why is it popular?"
* The last page includes some of the other people who got votes in the popularity poll. The comments from the voters don't include "sama" in them, meaning Mei was adding sama to all the voters' names.
* The winners who only got one vote are in 30th place, among them being:
** Yamame's squirrel and butterflies, who are all doing sexy poses like they did in Chapter 78. Their only vote is from Y.Y. from Sukisugi.
** The ''[[AbhorrentAdmirer Vice-Principal]],'' who's kissing the camera while her picture was taken. Her only vote is from Outcall host S., who said, "Thanks for always using my services."
** The God of Love, whose only vote is from G., from the matchmaking shrine. Coupled with [[ButHeSoundsHandsome the overly flattering comment demanding he appear more]], it becomes apparent that the only person who voted for him ''was himself.''
* The end of the page has some footnotes that explain how the popularity poll worked.
** Characters who haven't appeared yet or only had very minor appearances were not entered. The only votes were from people who knew of the existence of their voted character and of the popularity poll itself.
** Any vote count higher than 99,999,999 was rounded down to 99,999,999.
** Nobody outside of Sukisugi was polled, and Rentarou's family screwed up the tally.
* In case it wasn't obvious, this suggests that R.A. was actually Rentarou, who voted about ''one hundred million times'' for each of his girlfriends, meaning he voted around '''1.9 billion times in total.'''

!!Chapter 101
* Another one of Hahari's maids, Mai Meido ([[PunnyName Yes, really.]] And no actual relation to Mei there.) ends up becoming #20. But unlike Mei, she hasn't locked eyes with Rentarou until now because she ''refused'' to look at him out of sheer jealousy from how much attention he gets from her beloved [[BloodBrothers sister]] Mei.
-->'''Mai:''' WHY CAN'T HE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY DEAREST BELOVED SISTER!? I'LL FRIGGIN' KILL YOU!
** Now she looks at him through a CrushFilter, and is conflicted between "jealous little sister" and "love-struck maiden".
* Mai's plan is to sabotage Rentarou's baking. In her ImagineSpot, she imagines Mei thinking that Rentarou is incapable with her usual serene smile.
* Mai is perfectly fine with the fact that her and Mei's last names aren't written in the same kanji, she'll just never write it down.
* Mai is so clumsy that she slips on ''air'', prompting Mei (and later Rentarou) to catch her twice ''(each)'' over the span of a few seconds. She fawns over them both.
* She physically attacks Rentarou when his hand touches Mei's, [[WimpFight but her punches are compared to a puppy that wants to play with him.]] (Especially after he's gotten so used to [[StrongerThanTheyLook Karane]]). Then Mei [[TapOnTheHead knocks Mai out with a karate chop]].
-->'''Mei:''' My deepest apologies, Rentarou-sama. Such behavior does not befit a maid of the estate.
** For extra measure, punching Rentarou's chest just made Mai want to be held against it.
* Rentarou and Mai have a brag-off about how many cute things they know about Mei, which are minor CharacterTics.
-->'''Mai:''' Oh yeah!? Well here's something that's fatally lovely...!\\
'''Rentarou:''' Oh yeah!? Well here's something that's fatally charming...!
** Mei returns partway through the competition and spends the remainder of it being quietly flustered on the sidelines.
** Mai eventually runs out of brags, while Rentarou's thoughts reveal he still has about ''a trillion'' more things to say. When he notices Mai doesn't have anything left to say, Rentarou pretends he doesn't either and suggests they call it a draw, which Mai accepts.
* The competition ends when Mei receives a call from Hakari, sending her and Rentarou into [[EyesAlwaysShut eye-opening]] horror at the news that Hahari [[FauxHorrific formed a blister]].
-->'''Rentarou:''' [[ComicalOverreacting NO! GOD, NO!]]\\
'''Mei:''' I shall send for a car to return her to the estate at once!\\
'''Rentarou:''' Damn it all to hell! If only I could run faster than a car...!
* As Mei runs off to get Hahari, Rentarou accidentally brags that Mei is "fatally modest." He covers his mouth as Mai points out he wasn't actually out of brags.
* Mai asks why Rentarou wanted a draw when he could have beaten her. Rentarou says he didn't want to undermine Mai's love for Mei and wanted to find another way to prove his love for Mei so Mai could accept him. Mai is so touched by this that she becomes engulfed in light.
-->'''Mai:''' ''(thinking) Ahh... this guy... it's not just his face... even his soul is...''
* A lovestruck Mai blurts out that she loves Rentarou too, then amends it to say she wants to date him so she can keep an eye on him and Mei at all times, as well as go on dates with Mei.

!!Chapter 102
* "The stage is set on the roof. [[ShouldntWeBeInSchoolRightNow Where else?]]"
* Seeing everyone dressed as maids causes Rentarou to say, "The shine is melting my eyes away," which actually happens.
* Mai says all the other girls are her little sister maids, which makes them Mei's little little sister maids.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Sister, you're getting a little little repetitive, [[HypocriticalHumor yep yep]].
* Mai tries to stop Mei from participating since Mei is already her mentor, as well as the Hanazonos since they are her masters. Hahari protests being left out while Hakari points out they haven't worn maid uniforms for 70 chapters. Mai compromises by having the three of them look after Rentarou while she trains the remaining girlfriends.
* The first lesson is greetings, where they have to say, "Welcome home, master."
** Meme's nervous greeting prompts Mai to say, "Do it louder!"
** Yamame saying, "Aye, welcome home, master!" leads to Mai saying, "I didn't say [[FunWithHomophones aye, did I]]?!"
* The next lesson is walking with speed and elegance. Mai tells Karane to be quieter and calls out Naddy for doing an impromptu noh performance.
* [[{{Kuudere}} Nano and Momiji's]] apparent inability to smile on their own. They're ''visibly trying'' too, and eventually [[FingerForcedSmile lift the corners of each other's mouths]].
** Mimimi of course has no issue in this regard, but Mai scolds her for smiling so immodestly.
* For carrying dishware on a tray, Shizuka is nervously carrying a tiny plate on her tray, with Mai telling her to carry more. Iku on the other hand is struggling yet enjoying carrying several stacks of dishware that are nearly as tall as her, causing Mai to say, "Not that much!" Kusuri is carrying an appropriate amount, but she ends up tripping.
* Next, Mai tries to have them prepare chamomile tea. Yaku doesn't know what chamomile is and calls it a camo meal, Ahko gets carried away and turns it into a lavish dessert, and Kurumi just drinks it even though it's not for her.
* Mai then has the girls clean a carpet to make it pretty.
** Uto tries to get out of it by comparing the carpet to a forest path and saying the carpet is already pretty in its own way. Mai tells her not to argue semantics.
** Kishika objects to serving a master that would create such a mess and demands that such a master live with more pride. Mai tells her not to lecture.
** Chiyo enters OCD mode as she says, ''"So untidy, rrgh...!"'' Mai tells her not to groan.
* Karane sweeps her broom so hard that she ends up snapping it.
* Frustrated at the girls' lack of progress, Mai pulls a RageQuit and goes out to the street to mope.
* When Kurumi and Chiyo follow Mai and try to convince her to come back, Mai reveals to them that Mei would scold her whenever she messed up. Kurumi and Chiyo admit they actually feel kind of envious that Mei scolds Mai, as that would mean the two of them are close enough for Mei to be honest about her true feelings. Mai proceeds to boast about how much Mei scolds her with a heart in her mouth.
* After her talk with Kurumi and Chiyo, Mai comes back to apologize to the family for her outburst earlier. She pauses for a few seconds, which prompts Mei to '''immediately''' start spanking her until she does in the next panel, to the shock of most of the family. The only ones not shocked are Hakari and Hahari, who've likely seen this several times before.
-->'''Kishika:''' Wait, hold on! Surely she was about to apologize anyway!
* Iku, on the other hand, just feels betrayed by Mei being capable of this the whole time.
-->'''Iku:''' How could you, Mei-san?! You've been hiding such power from me this whole time?!

!!Chapter 103
* The chapter ''opens'' with Hakari making Rentarou grope her under the guise that she wants him to [[FeelingYourHeartbeat feel her heartbeat.]] Rentarou tries to get Hakari to calm down by kissing her, which sends her into PostKissCatatonia.
* Karane says Hakari is being much more amorous than usual because they and Nano saw a movie with an adult scene. While Karane makes it sound like only Hakari was affected, Nano's flashbacks show Karane was just as aroused.
* When Rentarou is about to clean Hakari's chest after she gets covered in chalk dust, Rentarou describes the sight as "a fluffy stack of pancakes covered in powdered sugar." He opts to clean her by just blowing it off, much to her disappointment.
* Hakari "trips" onto Rentarou's back while he's carrying boxes and "trips" her hands onto his belt, with Rentarou questioning how her hands can trip. Hakari tries to remove Rentarou's belt, but he saw it coming and redesigned his belt buckle into a ''wire puzzle''. When she pokes her head through his legs to get a better look, Rentarou bends forward to a ridiculous degree while still holding the boxes to kiss her, causing Hakari to get PostKissCatatonia.
* At Hakari's request, Rentarou does a WallPinOfLove on her and discovers that she covered the wall in a sticky substance to immobilize him. When Hakari tries to get intimate with Rentarou, he somehow manages to lift himself into the air, parallel to the ground, using his glued hand on the wall.
-->'''Hakari:''' Are you a street performer?!
* Hakari traps herself and Rentarou in a gym equipment room by having Mei lock the door and dress as a construction worker directing people to move along. Then the room starts filling with cold air because Mai attached an air conditioner to the vents, with Mai looking very smug.
* Rentarou can't call for help because he and Hakari gave their phones to Mei earlier under the flimsy explanation that doing so would allow them to finish their work faster and make out.
* Hakari goes completely topless so she can have an excuse to have skin-to-skin contact with Rentarou to warm up, but going topless causes her to shiver immediately.
* Rentarou goes topless and looks like he's about to embrace Hakari, before using his shirt to perform a dry cloth rubdown on Hakari's back, using the friction to warm her up while the movement keeps him warm. This still arouses Hakari to the point where she says she's going to melt.
* Rentarou blames himself for Hakari's lust and decides to use the "removes-all-feeling drug" Kusuri gave him earlier on himself instead of Hakari. Rentarou finds himself drifting through space next to a pair of photorealistic cats, while his body now has BlankWhiteEyes and a CatSmile.
* Even with the "removes-all-feeling drug" active, Rentarou still spews blood from his mouth when he gropes Hakari. When the drug wears off seconds later, Rentarou jumps back so quickly that he hits the wall headfirst with enough force to crack it, knocking himself out.
* Hakari asks if Rentarou is okay before noticing something that the manga replaces with a [[VisualInnuendo raised tent]] as a representative visual aid.
* In the end, Hakari decides to respect Rentarou's wishes and just kisses him before hugging him. The narration says Hakari's heat finally came to a rest, dropping her Horny Rank from 999 to a more "manageable" 300.

!!Chapter 104
* Mei, Meme, Yamame, Shizuka, and Ahko are all searching for a "secret flower bed" together. Three hours later, they're all in a PoseOfSupplication over being unable to find it.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "Don't tell me the legend was... nothing but a legend...?!"
* Meme yelps in terror and hides behind Mei when she hears something, which turns out to be a bunny. Mei asks if she should [[DeadlyEuphemism dispose of it]], with Meme quickly telling her not to.
* Ahko notes that the "bunbun's mommom" is nowhere to be found. When Yamame offers to help the bunny, it suddenly shakes its head vigorously. [[SpeaksFluentAnimal According to Yamame]], the bunny was saying, "Don't treat me like a child! Ah can go back to me burrow on me own!"
* Normally, this is the part where someone like Karane shows skepticism over Yamame being able to understand animals, but everyone just expresses wonder over Yamame's ability.
-->'''Narration:''' Unfortunately, there's nobody around to do the {{straight man}}ning today.
* While everyone follows the bunny to keep an eye on it, Shizuka spots a boulder teetering over a cliff and blocks the bunny's path with her arms outstretched... even though "the boulder" is actually a rock that's smaller than the bunny and "the cliff" is a small ledge that can easily be stepped over.
* Shizuka helps the bunny climb a small ledge by serving as a stepping stone, which gets her dubbed "Stepping Stonezuka" by the manga.
* When a hawk appears, both the bunny ''and'' Shizuka are shivering in terror. Yamame says hawks usually avoid brightly colored objects because they tend to be toxic. This inspires Ahko to decorate the bunny with bright flowers to make it look poisonous. The hawk proceeds to leave while thinking, "Nnnope, it's [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Poison type]]."
* Upon reaching a river with a strong current, Mei offers to use herself as a bridge so the bunny can get across, only to be held back by Shizuka and Ahko. Instead, Yamame forms a series of stepping stones by hurling boulders into the river.
* The bunny slips while hopping across the stepping stones and gets swept away by the river. Mei runs parallel to the river and catches up with the bunny before asking if she can help it. The bunny squeals while frantically nodding its head.
* After being rescued, the bunny tries to dry off by going into the bushes, only to get tangled up by vines. Meme manages to free it, but she gets tangled in the process, looking like she got tied up bondage-style. Ahko's comment embarrasses Meme so much that she disappears, leaving a toy bunny behind.
-->'''Ahko:''' Memecchi, that's like, so booold of you.
* Ahko and Meme run away from a hive of bees while the former carries the bunny. While Meme is appropriately scared, Ahko still has a smile on her face.
* Shizuka carries the bunny to safety while Yamame holds back a ''[[BearsAreBadNews bear]]'' in a BrawlerLock.
* When they finally reach the bunny's burrow, the mother rabbit slaps the bunny in the face before making it bow its head to everyone.
* After the rabbits lead everyone to the flower garden they were looking for, the girls play in the flowers with the rabbits while Rentarou is revealed to be watching them from behind a tree. While the right half of his body seems pristine, the left half is bleeding and covered with tattered clothes because Rentarou fought a bunch of degenerates and perverts before they could attack the girls. Behind him is a pile of all the men he beat up, who are all unconscious and covered with bloodstains.
* The men Rentarou beat up include:
** A guy who tried to get low-angle creep peeks on women by burying himself up to his face.
** A guy who's been looking for [[Anime/MyNeighborTotoro Totoro]] for ''34 years.''

!!Volume 12 Extras
* Yaku is so excited to see the giant jar Hahari got for her that she's acting like a little kid. Hahari thinks to herself that she should tear down some walls so she can fit it in her office.
* The costume race for the men's division has Rentarou, Hiro, and Kusuri's dad dressed as a dango, dubbed "The Three Dango Bros." Rentarou has a determined expression, Hiro is happily riding on Rentarou's back, and Kusuri's dad is annoyed that Rentarou is carrying him.
-->'''Kusuri's Dad:''' WHY'M I THE YOUNGEST, UH-HUH?!
* Karane deciding whether she, Iku, and Naddy are going on top for the cavalry race, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg evidently not caring whether Hakari wants to be a horse or not.]] Hakari's own objection goes unheard.
** Naddy and Iku go with being horses, Naddy because Karane is stronger than her and Iku because being the horse is tough.
* So what would happen if Kusuri took the "makes-you-really-fast drug" during the relay? She would have turned into a centaur. And Kusuri thought the only problem would be if she had to take a drug test.
-->'''Kurumi:''' I don't think you're getting away with this.
* One page shows how the votes for the popularity contest were tallied up.
** Rentarou indeed voted about 1.9 billion times for all of his girlfriends, they collectively voted around 100 million times for him, and Uncle Hiro voted 200 million times for Rentarou and Chiyo. The accompanying image shows Rentarou and Hiro both wearing headbands as they furiously fill ballots as fast as they can.
** Hahari('s hired helper) voted 80 million times for all of the girlfriends while Mei voted 50 million times for Hahari.
** While Kishika was voting for Rentarou, she reverted to baby mode as she reminisced about Rentarou patting her head.
* When Mei came to pick up Hahari after the latter got a blister, she wore emergency worker clothes, brought a gurney, and ''an ambulance.''
-->'''Hahari:''' It's not that big a deal!
* After Iku complained about Mei spanking Mai instead of her, Mei was glad to oblige Iku and started spanking her.
* Mei eventually found Rentarou and Hakari still asleep. "Their bodies had already gone quite cold."
-->'''Mei: Hakari-sama! Rentarou-sama!'''
* The extra chapter shows how Mai's first day as a maid went.
** When Mai introduces herself, Hahari can be seen peeking through the crack of the door, drooling.
** After Mai accidentally calls Mei "sister," the latter says she doesn't mind. While the footnote clarifies that Mei meant she wasn't offended, Mai assumes that Mei was fine with being her sister.
--->'''Mai:''' —And that is how my dear sister became my dear older sister!\\
'''Kurumi: No. She really didn't.'''
* During the moment in Chapter 104 where the girls were escorting the bunny, the guy who thinks Totoro is real is plotting to make the girls believe him. Rentarou is behind the man as he places his hand on the guy's shoulder with a deceptively serene smile and a shadowed face.
-->'''If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss will find you.'''

[[folder:Volume 13 (Chapters 105 - 113)]]
!!Chapter 105
* While Kishika is contemplating how much Yaku dotes on everyone else without being doted on herself, Momiji starts groping Kishika, who doesn't seem to notice. Karane can be seen in the background looking slightly perturbed.
** Speaking of Yaku's doting, she, Hahari, Naddy, Ahko, Kurumi, and Chiyo are giving each other head pats in that order (Clearly by age). True to character and in irony, Kurumi and Chiyo are the only ones who look embarrassed.
* Kishika stands in front of Rentarou and places her hand on the wall while telling him about her concerns. Rentarou's heart starts beating while Kishika doesn't seem to realize that she just did a WallPinOfLove.
* Kusuri and Shizuka are spying on Rentarou, Kishika, and Yaku's date while wearing sunglasses because Kusuri's annoyed by the thought of her grandma being "stolen" by Kishika. Then the two immediately hop on a Merry-Go-Round.
* Rentarou is more scared of a haunted house than Yaku or Kishika. Kishika takes his hand to calm him down out of pity. [[AmazonChaser Now his heart is racing for a different reason.]]
* Yaku sweating droplets while riding an "Iron Dragon" (a roller coaster), and spending the ride questioning who's steering the thing. She actually finds that scarier than the ride itself.
-->That should not be the scary part...!
** Next the three take a ride on a Drop Tower. They're actually having fun and Yaku seems perfectly calm until Rentarou and Kishika notice Yaku's ''[[GivingUpTheGhost soul slipping out]]''.
--->'''Rentarou:''' NO NO NO NO NO NO!\\
'''Kishika:''' G-GET IT BACK, RENTAROU! QUICKLY!\\
''(Afterwards, while the two are panting)''\\
'''Yaku:''' Hm? I must have nodded off, yes yes.
* Rentarou teaching Yaku how to operate a Go-kart. And Yaku not knowing what a pedal is.
** Yaku (with Rentarou's frantic instruction) making a full lap and a new record, [[AchievementsInIgnorance despite paying more attention to how the controls work than actually looking at the road.]] ''And she thought she was still at the starting line by the time she finished.''
* While riding a Ferris Wheel, the wind starts to rock the cart the three are in. Kishika thinks that this will get Yaku nervous enough for Rentarou to dote on her. Instead, it reminds Kishika of a rocking cradle and causes her to regress to baby-mode. The same deal happens with a train, a Merry-Go-Round, a teacup ride, and a stationary kiddie ride.
-->'''Kishika:''' ''(On her knees in shame) Why...?! Why did you allow me to...?!''\\
'''Rentarou:''' Ah, sorry! I was just so happy seeing you enjoy yourself...!
* Kishika and Yaku participate in a whack-a-mole game where they have to hit the targets when they light up with foam swords. When they tie, all the lights turn on at once. Kishika "sheathes" her sword while Yaku starts frantically hitting all the targets, thinking the game is still ongoing. Kishika believes that Yaku continuing to wield her "sword" makes her something all knights aspire to be, while Yaku is sweating and surrounded by question marks.
* After Yaku allows Rentarou to pamper her, she asks Kishika to come over to be pampered, too. Kishika tries to refuse even though she's gradually getting closer to Yaku with a hilariously frustrated face. The moment Yaku starts patting her head, Kishika enters baby mode and hugs her while saying "Gwannyyy♥".
* Kusuri and Shizuka reappear at the end of the chapter (Kusuri with star-shaped glasses and both with bags of stuff). Realizing that Kishika was trying to get Rentarou to spoil Yaku, Kusuri begrudgingly takes her leave with Shizuka patting her shoulder.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "You're a real man among men."

!!Chapter 106
* After Kurumi thanks Hahari for taking them to an all-you-can-eat yakiniku, Hahari starts GivingUpTheGhost like she often does. Except this time, her ghost almost gets sucked up by the vents in the restaurant, requiring Mei to yank it free.
* Everyone orders their drinks before they can start eating.
** Despite the sheer number of people present, everyone orders a different drink.
** Nano just wants water while Kusuri, rather appropriately, wants Dr. Pepper.
** Uto wants hot coffee with sugar and ''[[SweetTooth three kinds of syrup]].'' Karane calls out Uto for trying to act cool even though she can't deal with bitter flavors.
** Naddy orders the "All-'Murrican" Reggae Punch. Nano points out that Reggae Punch actually originates from Japan, and reggae comes from Jamaica.
--->'''Kurumi:''' So she's wrong on every single level.\\
'''Mimimi:''' That is hardly new for her, now is it?
* Hahari says she can't wait for Mei (who's 19 years old) to grow up to drinking age (which is 20 in Japan) so they can drink alcohol together. Upon hearing this, Mei says she will age a full year in short order.
-->'''Hahari: Please don't, you're actually scaring me.'''
* Iku wants to eat rice so she can fill up before cramming in the rest of her food. Apparently, Iku enjoys the pain of overeating, too.
* Kishika is melting while reading the menu. It turns out she's melting over the kids' meal.
* Karane describes loin as a lean cut without much fat, while for kalbi, she just points her thumb at Hakari while saying, "[[YouAreFat Well, see for yourself.]]" This causes Hakari to furiously ask, "WHO'RE YOU CALLING KALBI?!"
-->'''Hakari:''' ''(smiling with a {{cross popping vein|s}} on her cheek)'' Oh, Karane-san, I'm so jealous of the way ''[[TranquilFury every inch of you embodies loin.]]''\\
'''Karane:''' [[ACupAngst HUUUHN?!]]
** When Rentarou says he loves kalbi and loin, Hakari asks Chiyo to get 100 orders of kalbi, while Karane wants her to get 100 orders of loin.
* After Kurumi gives a detailed explanation on why they should eat salted tongue first, Kusuri calls her a guru, and everyone chants, "Guru, guru! Yakiniku guru!" much to Kurumi's embarrassment.
* Uto likens the process of making and eating yakiniku to life itself. Kurumi agrees ''very'' enthusiastically with her.
-->'''Kurumi:''' EXACTLY! WELL SAID! YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, UTO!
* [[TooKinkyToTorture Iku]] gulps while watching her meat cook.
-->'''Chiyo: That gulp was because it's so appetizing, right?'''
* After Meme trades her lettuce wrap with Mimimi's, she disappears even though all she did was eat Mimimi's lettuce wrap.
* Yaku mishears cow tongue as cow ''dung''.
* All the girls get so hooked on addictive cabbage that when three bowls of it arrive, they all swarm it like ravenous predators, with Yaku going so far as to twirl through the air to get hers.
* Rentarou checks the menu and discovers that the addictive cabbage was provided by the Serious Group, meaning [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin it's literally addictive]].

!!Chapter 107
* The chapter opens with the word cabbage, with the letters "abbag" pushed away by "ocain" so it spells cocaine. In Japanese it shows キャベ ("kyabe"; cabbage) morphing into シャブ ("shabu"; uppers/speed).
* Rentarou initially considers stopping the girls from eating addictive cabbage by ''eating all the cabbage in the restaurant.'' He only changes his mind because that would cause the girls to enter withdrawal, and he doesn't want to make them suffer that.
* His next plan is to read out stories of people whose lives were ruined by cabbage addiction to {{scare|Em Straight}} them off it. When he looks up "[[ARareSentence my life was ruined by cabbage addiction]]" on his smartphone, he [[UnfortunateSearchResults gets zero results.]]
* After the girls ignore the black kalbi Rentarou cooked for them, he combines it with the addictive cabbage to make a stir fry. The girls proceed to pick the cabbage while avoiding the kalbi.
-->'''Rentarou: Don't be such picky eaters!'''
* Naddy drank so much alcohol that she's crying while apologizing that she can't stop eating cabbage, prompting Hahari to call her a sad drunk. When Naddy apologizes for her English being "an absolute travesty", Hahari notes that she's regressed to her Nadeshiko persona.
* Hahari gets Naddy to cheer up by having her kiss Rentarou. Rentarou notices that neither of them are suffering withdrawal even though they stopped eating the cabbage. That's when he realizes that the girls are more addicted to kissing than they are to the cabbage.
* Rentarou snaps the girls out of their cabbage addiction by holding yakiniku in his mouth while kissing them. He describes himself as being their tongs.
* When Rentarou kisses Mei, he's suddenly interrupted by a furious Mai, who demands he get his lips off her "sister." Rentarou offers to kiss Mai, who angrily rejects it. He then realizes that Mai isn't addicted to kissing because he hasn't kissed her yet.
* Mai tries to [[ForcedAddiction force-feed the addictive cabbage]] to Rentarou. Even though he knows its effects and tries to avoid it, he still happily accepts it before realizing what he just did.
-->'''Footnote:''' As if this [[LoveMakesYouDumb idiot boyfriend]] had any hope of dodging something his girlfriend was feeding him.
* Rentarou gets so hooked on the addictive cabbage that his thoughts are quickly filled with nothing but the word cabbage.
* Despite his newfound addiction, Rentarou still manages to break free by eating some yakiniku. Since he was kissing everyone while he had yakiniku in his mouth, the taste of it reminded him of those kisses, allowing him to shake off his cabbage addiction.
* Mai still refuses to kiss Rentarou, until he points out that the last person he kissed was Mei, meaning if Mai kisses him, she'll get an IndirectKiss with Mei. Mai immediately proceeds to kiss Rentarou.

!!Chapter 108
* Momoha Bonnouji, the school's gardening club advisor and ethics teacher, lives in a ''tent'' in the school garden. She also becomes soulmate #21 when she pops out of said tent totally sloshed with a huge bottle of alcohol.
** Rentarou notices the mess in the tent and comments that [[ObsessivelyOrganized Chiyo]] would [[BreathWeapon fire a beam from her mouth]] to clean it up.
* Before moving to the school, Momoha used to bathe in a nearby river... in the winter.
-->'''Momoha:''' That was the experience of a lifetime... or rather, a lifetime-''ending'' experience...!
* Momoha [[MoodSwinger switches]] from flippantly talking to Rentarou about her poor use of money, crying under the (''admittedly'' correct, but non-insulting...) assumption that he thinks she's a loser, sternly telling him to not become like her, and then right back to her casual self.
* Normally when a soulmate makes a confession they're given the treatment of beautiful artwork. Momoha gets such a page devoted to her '''straight up asking Rentarou for sex like a confession.'''
-->'''Rentarou:''' YOU'RE RUINING THIS BEAUTIFUL ART!
** The irony of an ethics teacher teasing a student (and previously offering him a sip of her drink) does not fall on her at all. When Rentarou points out the risks of her request:
--->'''Momoha:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Are you... an ethics teacher...?]]\\
'''Rentarou: That's what I've been asking you!'''
** She accepts his decline but doesn't let up on the prospect when he leaves or when they meet again.
--->'''Momoha:''' I'll be here if you ever wanna bang!\\
'''Rentarou: Forget it!'''\\
...\\
'''Momoha:''' Oh! Morning, Aijou! Aren't you here early— don't tell me you... you wanna... you know... young boys like you do get a certain way in the morning—\\
'''Rentarou:''' '''Not why I'm here.'''
* Rentarou assures Momoha there'll be no problem with [[AgeGapRomance them dating]], because he already has 20 girlfriends, [[MayDecemberRomance one of whom is 89 years old]], and they're all precious to him regardless of age or position. Momoha's reaction?
-->'''Momoha:''' ''(sweating)'' Uh... well, I'm really glad, but... ''you... are familiar with the concept of ethics, right...?''\\
'''Ending Caption:''' Should've seen that one coming.

!!Chapter 109
* During Momoha's introduction, Nano can be seen in the background [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars covering Chiyo's eyes]] while Chiyo is trembling with anger.
* After everyone decides to have a drinking party with Serious Kids' Beer, which is supposedly non-alcoholic juice, Rentarou has a dream where a silhouette with the words "The Big Cheese of the Publishing Biz" on it appears, who tells him the drinking party is a no can do because they can't present minors drinking alcohol in any sort of desirable light. It later turns out that ''everyone'' [[SharedDream had the exact same dream]], which Nano finds absurd.
** Rentarou asks if it would still be a no can do even if [[RageAgainstTheAuthor he defeated the Big Cheese here and now]]. The Big Cheese confirms it.
* Kusuri's "makes-you-act-drunk drug" got a no-can-do, Uto's attempts to refute the point failed, Mei tried to remove the obstacle countless times to no avail, Iku showing off her guts in a one-woman paddling tournament didn't work, and Momiji said [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it didn't even feel good to grope]].
-->'''Karane:''' The hell were you people doin'?
* Rentarou decides to get around the Big Cheese by having everyone PlayingDrunk, which includes:
** Giving everyone fruit juice that he put all of his love into making, giving them [[DrunkenGlow flushed faces]] as they get the love throb. Just seeing how happy they are does the same to Rentarou.
** Raising the room temperature and giving them cold drinks, which stimulates the diaphragm and gives them [[AlcoholHic hiccups]].
** Having everyone recite {{tongue twister}}s until their speech becomes mangled enough to simulate drunken slurring.
--->'''Kishika:''' My Mei and Meme must mind [[CuteClumsyGirl Mai's mess!]]\\
...\\
'''Mai:''' Me, Mimimi, and Mimimi meet making three! Me, [[FreudianSlip Mememei, and Mei Mei Mei met Mei-king me!]]\\
'''Kurumi:''' Don't think we didn't see what you did there.
*** Iku ends up [[TongueTrauma biting her tongue]] while reciting her tongue twister, [[TooKinkyToTorture which she naturally enjoys.]]
*** Uto says her tongue twister flawlessly three times in a row.
---->'''Kishika:''' Your tongue seems quite adept at twisting.
*** Everyone's speech gets mangled after the tongue twisters, except for Shizuka, whose phone is saying random words. Nano believes Shizuka is so tired that her phone's autocorrect is misreading her fingers.
* Rentarou says just in case someone is just flipping through the pages or tries to take a panel out of context, a disclaimer saying, "No alcohol or anything with similar effects has been consumed," will be placed on any problematic panels. Once the cast starts PlayingDrunk, ''every single panel'' gets the disclaimer.
* When Hakari asks Momoha if she has any experience doing "naughty stuff," Momoha admits that she's never had a boyfriend before Rentarou, but she has plenty of experience doing it "[[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration solo]]." Hakari admits she does too, leading to the two shaking hands in solidarity.
* Hakari then asks Yaku about what she did with her old husband. Yaku says a good woman has to keep such things private. Hakari then [[BlatantLies claims]] that [[LovableSexManiac she]] doesn't care for that kind of talk, prompting Momoha to call her a turncoat.
* When Naddy starts acting like a sad drunk again, Chiyo tries to cheer her up by telling her a joke, only to laugh uproariously at her own joke, causing Momiji to label her a happy drunk.
* Ahko's speech is so garbled that Kurumi asks if she's [[TheUnintelligible speaking an alien language]], which is followed by Rentarou revealing that Ahko was calling Hahari a happy drunk too. It gets to the point footnotes start popping up translating what Ahko's saying into normal Ahko-speak, which continues into the next chapter.
* Rentarou tells a story about how adorable his girlfriend is when she melts into a puddle after getting stroked on the head. Kishika does a SpitTake as she realizes the story is about her, Nano calls Rentarou a chatty drunk, and Mimimi notes Rentarou would have an unlimited supply of stories about his girlfriends.
* After Ahko gives Rentarou a hug, Karane, in contrast to her usual manner, gently tugs on his shirt and asks for a hug too, prompting Meme to call her a needy drunk.
* Mei turns out to be a needy drunk too, as she keeps begging Rentarou to give her an order. He ends up asking her to let him love her forever, which she accepts. Her suddenly [[NoMouth mouthless]] appearance makes her look even more adorable than usual.
* Shizuka suddenly stands up and thumps the ground, which Yamame compares to a rabbit being rebellious or in a bad mood, causing Naddy to wonder if Shizuka is a mean drunk and turning delinquent. The chapter ends with the narration asking, "What manner of heinous, inhuman acts will the newly delinquent Shizuka get up to...?!"

!!Chapter 110
* It turns out the "heinous, inhuman" act Shizuka wanted to do was...read a book while lying down. [[FauxHorrific Which everyone thinks is naughty, yet adorable.]]
* Mai holds her head high while she's boasting about the family and keeps tilting her head back further and further until her face is pointing straight at the ceiling.
* Nano keeps patting the heads of [[CutenessProximity everyone who acts cute]], leading to Kishika calling Nano a patting drunk. Then Nano starts patting Kishika and the latter enters infant mode. When Nano leaves Kishika to pat Shizuka, Kishika cries "Mommy!" in anguish.
** Shizuka still tries to act grumpy in her delinquent state, but she can't resist cracking a smile when Nano pats her.
* [[ShrinkingViolet Meme]] of all people turns out to be a [[CuddleBug huggy drunk]], as seen when she hugs Kurumi and subjects her to MarshmallowHell.
* When Kurumi says Meme smells nice, Meme's anxiety kicks in and she disappears. Kurumi then starts to smell other people's scents, getting her labeled a sniffy drunk by Chiyo.
* Somehow, being fake drunk causes Momiji's perpetually-pouty lip to flip into an underbite. [[BlatantLies She staunchly denies that this is the case.]]
-->'''Kurumi:''' WHY ARE YOU WEIRDLY SHTUBBORN ABOUT THISH!?
* Kusuri complains that all she's done is go to the bathroom, causing Chiyo to call her a peeing drunk and laugh so hard that [[TraumaButton her glasses fall off]]. This causes Chiyo to somehow [[CryLaughing laugh hysterically and sob uncontrollably]] at the same time.
* Mimimi compliments Mai's brow while stroking the latter's chin, which Hahari calls an (alcohol-free) alcohol-fueled encounter. Mai suddenly blurts out, "Nobody but me is worthy of being my shishter's shishter!" which [[NonSequitur is out of left field]] even for her.
-->'''Hahari:''' And nobody implied anything to the contrary.
** Mai and Mimimi then engage in "brow sumo," which involves pushing [[ForeheadOfDoom their foreheads against each other]]. Mimimi wins thanks to her smooth skin causing Mai to slip and fall. Or maybe that's just Mai's clumsiness kicking in. Or both.
* Mimimi then takes on Yamame, except Yamame thought it was regular sumo, resulting in her effortlessly slapping Mimimi down. When Nano starts patting Mimimi, the latter is so delighted that [[GivingUpTheGhost her ghost starts ascending while attended by a pair of cupids]].
* Kurumi figures that Iku would be eager to challenge Yamame, except Iku turns out to be a girly drunk who timidly turns down challenging Yamame. She's still fine with being spanked, though.
* Kishika demands that someone kill her instead of spank Iku, asks that someone kill her again while claiming she's somehow responsible for Iku, and angrily requests that someone kill her for neglecting to maintain her chivalry, which gets her labeled a kill-me drunk.
* When Kishika asks Yamame to kill her, and Rentarou says she'll have to kill him first, Yamame, in her pseudo-drunken stupor, ''is actually about to go through with it'' in a disturbingly friendly tone. Then it turns out that PlayingDrunk has caused Uto's chuuni traits to go into overdrive as she claims to have an Evil Eye that will reduce Yamame to nothing. Yamame decides to yield, which leads to Mei declaring Uto the champion.
* Hakari claims she's so sensitive, she can tell if she's kissing her beloved without even looking at them. When she kisses her mother, Hakari immediately declares it's not her while Hahari is so pleased she's GivingUpTheGhost. When she kisses Karane, she declares she's the one and continues to kiss her. Well, she never specified ''which'' beloved.
* When everyone falls asleep, we get treated to some funny images:
** Shizuka is still in delinquent mode as she hits people in her sleep, while Momoha turns out to be a snorer. Mai is uncomfortable with the snoring and Shizuka hitting her in the face, but Iku is fine with Shizuka kicking her butt.
** Nano is patting Yaku, Ahko and Kusuri look like they're posing for a picture (or doing the Anime/SailorMoon salute), and Chiyo appears to be consoling Naddy.
** Momiji is snuggling herself in Yamame's chest, Mei is still raising Uto's hand in victory, and Kurumi and Meme are hugging each other.
** Hahari is indulging Kishika's desire to be pampered while Hakari and Karane are still hugging and kissing each other.
* Continuing on from the last chapter, almost every single panel has a disclaimer saying, "No alcohol or anything with similar effects has been consumed," aside from the page where everyone falls asleep, which has no disclaimers, and two panels of a flashback depicting Momoha passed out drunk, which has the disclaimer instead say "Alcohol has been consumed here."
* When Momoha once again asks Rentarou to have sex with her, Rentarou's reason says it's not gonna make it and asks that he bite his tongue or something to get it together. Rentarou indeed bites his tongue while Momoha ends up falling asleep.

!!Chapter 111
* It turns out the Wayfarer Café is an outdoor campground where everyone cosplays as bards like Uto.
* When Rentarou tells Uto's friends he's on a "quest" to discipline himself so he can better care for his 21 girlfriends, they assume it must be some crazy backstory, unaware that [[CassandraTruth he's actually telling the truth]].
* Ahko decides to play along and describes her dream of opening her own shop to sell cute items as making a kingdom full of cute stuff. Unlike Rentarou, Uto's friends take Ahko at her word as they express shock that someone as laidback as her would have such grand ambition.
* After Uto speaks as if she's going to be gone for a long time, Ahko suddenly hugs Uto from behind and begs her not to leave. This actually causes Uto to lose her composure and yelp in surprise, followed by Rentarou revealing that Uto was just going to the bathroom.
* Rentarou gets DraggedIntoDrag in order to be able to go into the Gal restaurant. A side note reveals they detoured to school to get outfits from Hahari.
* The Gal restaurant is guarded by a Gal {{Bouncer}} who's huge and muscular.
* When Uto takes a bite of Rentarou's crepe, she gets shocked again when she notices Ahko's face is just inches away from hers as she also tries a bite.

!!Chapter 112
* When Mimimi is recruited by the muse-ical club, everyone assumes Mimimi will have to act and sing, until Nano clarifies that it's the ''muse''-ical club, not a musical club. The muse-ical club puts on plays about their muse and is otherwise a drama club, causing Kurumi to ask why they don't just call it a drama club.
* Rentarou suggests that Mimimi can practice her acting by imitating the other girls, resulting in some spot-on and hilarious impressions.
** When imitating Yaku, Mimimi covers her hand like Yaku's kimono by pulling her sleeve over it.
** Mimimi has to resort to SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud for some of her impressions, such as the "Fsh" when Meme disappears and Kurumi's GrowlingGut.
--->'''Shizuka:''' ''(on her Meme impression)'' "The Master's technique" "is soundless."
** Momoha still urges Mimimi not to be like her even though she's just acting.
** Mimimi has a bit of trouble mimicking Nano because she's still enthralled by the latter's beauty.
** When she gets to Kishika, Mimimi does an impression of her usual knightly self, which gets Kishika's approval, ''and'' her infant self, causing Kishika to immediately demand, "Desist at once!"
** Her impression of Chiyo is of her OCD mode, complete with the "[[{{Angrish}} Rrrgh!]]" Chiyo is facepalming in the background while apologizing that Mimimi has to screw up her face to mimic her.
** Iku is [[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription puzzled]] by Mimimi imitating her "Oof!♥"
* Upon finding out that Mimimi plans on dropping out of the play because there's a scene where she'll have to kiss someone else, Rentarou excuses himself as he leaves the school and goes into the middle of a forest. He then starts screaming as he bangs his limbs on the ground like a child throwing a tantrum, saying he'd rather be shot or be buried alive in the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tottori_Sand_Dunes Tottori Sand Dunes]] than watch Mimimi kiss a man she doesn't love. Then he comes back to the others completely calm.
* Rentarou tells Mimimi she shouldn't force herself to drop out of the play for his sake, because he knows how much it means to her. Mimimi then coldly tells him that she chose to drop out of her own volition, as the thought of kissing anyone but him disgusts her. She even says she should be the one telling him not to force himself.
* Earlier, the captain of the muse-ical club believed with smug certainty that Mimimi would still be in the play even with the kissing scene. When she tells him she's bowing out, he panics and immediately removes the kissing scene.
* Mimimi is so beautiful during the play that the rest of the muse-ical club is too paralyzed to go on stage, as none of them believe they can compare to her beauty. Upon finding out, Rentarou furiously threatens to bury every single one of them if they won't go on stage, while the captain begs Rentarou to go instead.
* Since Rentarou went through the whole script while he helped Mimimi practice, and the entire muse-ical club is too scared to go on stage, he ends up [[ActingForTwo playing all the other roles during the play]]. This results in him having to walk offstage and change costumes each time a new character enters the story.
* One of the costumes has Rentarou dress up as a fairy. He's embarrassed as usual while Hakari and Hahari go wild.
* At one point, Rentarou somehow manages to play all of his roles simultaneously, including background objects like [[PlayingATree the trees]].
* The play proved to be a massive success, but it didn't make Mimimi's beauty famous. Rentarou playing all the other roles ended up getting the most acclaim, with one girl calling him the "16-role-man." Mimimi takes it in stride and congratulates a visibly embarrassed Rentarou while proclaiming she'll have to improve herself to keep up.
* The ending blurb that usually says what the next chapter will be about says the manga will be on break next week so the play can be put on again.

!!Chapter 113
* At the start of the chapter, Kusuri asks what ethics are. [[MadScientist Given Kusuri's track record]], it explains a lot.
* After Momoha gives a surprisingly thoughtful explanation of ethics, Iku assumes that Momoha must live an ethical life where she considers everything carefully.
-->'''Momoha:''' [[BluntNo ABSOLUTELY NOT!]] THE WAY I LIVE MY LIFE IS WRONG, PLAIN AND SIMPLE! [[AntiRoleModel DON'T YOU EVER TAKE AFTER ME, NOT ONE BIT!]]
* Mei believes that ethical behavior is whatever Hahari deems appropriate. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While Mai admires Mei's devotion, Hahari herself is exasperated by Mei's answer.]]
-->'''Karane: That sounds more like theology.'''
* When Rentarou, Nano, Mei, and Momoha go to a light show, Nano reveals that [[ScheduleFanatic she planned everything they should do right down to the second, including the toilet break.]]
** Nano's schedule only allows 20 seconds for most of the attractions, with the exception of the love-themed area, which lasts a whole minute.
* Mei thinks everyone sees her happiness as a stone along the roadside. Rentarou says he'd call it a stunning diamond the size of Uluru, a sandstone formation that's ''over a thousand feet tall.''
* After Rentarou thinks about how Momoha really is an ethics teacher few can match, Momoha proceeds to take a chug from her bottle of booze. He adds, "Public drinking notwithstanding."
* Kusuri thinks the best answer to her ethics question is to ''drug everyone at once.''
-->'''Chiyo: An ethics class really is just what [[MadScientist you]] need.'''
* Nano and Mei are both inspired to take Momoha's ethics class because her guidance helped them understand their feelings better. The two of them even express a desire to be more like Momoha someday.
-->'''Momoha:''' You two... [[BaitAndSwitch HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YA]], DON'T YOU DARE END UP LIKE ME!

!!Volume 13 Extras
* Shizuka and Kusuri had so much fun at the amusement park that they forgot why they were there in the first place.
* Ahko plays the old "here comes the airplane" game while feeding Kishika the Kids' Meal at the yakiniku restaurant. Kishika herself is also holding a kid-sized fork and spoon.
* Rentarou realizes that by his own logic, all the girls are having {{Indirect Kiss}}es with one another every time they kiss him.
* When the Big Cheese confronted Iku in her dream, Iku spanked herself with a bat. All the Big Cheese said was, "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm leaving.]]"
* After the drinking party, some of the girls are really embarrassed by what they did while they were PlayingDrunk. Kurumi is {{facepalm}}ing (and/or has a headache), Hakari and Karane are nervously looking away from each other upon realizing they kissed each other again, Meme is covering her face in shame, and Yamame is apologizing to Mimimi for hurting her.
-->'''Narration:''' Remember that it's best to drink in moderation (even if it is just non-alcoholic juice, which it definitely was).
* Uto gets embarrassed again after Ahko kissed her on the cheek.
* Mimimi is tilting her head so far back after Meme and Nano praised her performance in the play that her "Hmhmm, naturally" is upside down.
* Nano and Mei wanted to be ''exactly'' like Momoha, as shown by the ImagineSpot they [[ThinkingTheSameThought shared]], where they're both dressed like Momoha and lying on the ground in front of her tent.
-->'''Nano:''' ''(with her usual stoic expression)'' I looove booze. [[SophisticatedAsHell Dude]], I wanna hit the pachinko parlor.\\
'''Mei:''' ''(with her usual poised expression)'' If only a windfall of a hundred mil would grace me.\\
'''Real Life Momoha:''' [[ImagineSpotting DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!]]
* The Extra Chapter shows how Momoha's love of gambling and drinking was born.
** A three-year-old Momoha goes to a candy shop to buy some candy, then hears of a lottery that can get her more money. After she participates in the lottery by betting the 30 yen she was given by her mother, Momoha gets 100 yen as a prize, getting 100s in her eyes.
** Momoha is about to buy all the candy she wants until the shopkeeper brings out another lottery. This one costs 100 yen to enter, but it can give the winner as much as 1000 yen. Upon being told that's as much as ten 100-yen coins, Momoha gets 1000s in her eyes as she floats in space with a pair of photorealistic cats.
** Unfortunately, Momoha lost the lottery and only got a packet of Kids' Beer as a consolation prize. Momoha lowers her head in disappointment as her mother walks her home.
** Momoha's dad uses the packet of Kids' Beer to create kid-friendly booze for her. When Momoha drinks it, she gets a {{Beergasm}}.
** What does Momoha want Santa to get her? A thousand yen.
--->"Well that ain't cute at all!"

[[folder:Volume 14 (Chapters 114 - 122)]]
!!Chapter 114
* When the narration reveals that Rentarou, Karane, Kurumi, and Mai are on a date to a shrine for love blessings, the God of Love pushes the corner of the page away asking why they aren't coming to his.
* Every time Rentarou does something with the girls, Karane and Mai act like tsunderes while Kurumi bashfully agrees to do it with him.
* It's said that if two people walk through a particular ''torii'' gate while holding hands, their happiness is guaranteed... with a margin of error of a hundredth of a millimeter.
-->'''Kurumi:''' Kinda picky for a god.
** While Mai walks under the gate with Rentarou, she says she's just rehearsing for when she comes with Mei.
* Their next stop is a two-headed statue. It's said if two people pat the statue's heads at the same time, their happiness is guaranteed, but they have to get the timing just right.
-->'''Karane:''' What is this, a RhythmGame?
** While patting the heads of the statue, one of the heads gets a small crack and appears to be sweating after [[SuperStrength Karane]] pats it.
** When Mai pats the statue with Rentarou, she says she should dust it off so Mei's hands won't get dirty.
* Up next is a round, heavy stone. It's said if two people express their love while lifting it, [[RuleOfThree their happiness is guaranteed.]]
-->'''Mai:''' Is that the only blessing we can get here?
** As Karane lifts the stone with Rentarou, she tries to say, "I love you," only to say, "[[NonSequitur Lunch ain't complete without soybeans, the meat of the field!]]" while ''throwing it at him,'' although Rentarou manages to catch it.
--->'''Rentarou:''' This is the wrong way to throw a bowling ball!
** Karane apologizes to Rentarou while he tells her he'll accept her love no matter what form it may be in.
--->'''Kurumi:''' Some things are better dodged!
* The next attraction is a bell. Rentarou tries to say what happens when two people ring the bell together, but he's interrupted by Karane saying she'll try it. In the next panel, Karane launches Rentarou into the bell before tearfully apologizing as he comforts her.
** When Rentarou offers to ring the bell with Mai, she insists she'll ring it with her (invisible) sister.
** Mai's clumsiness reaches a new level when her attempt to ring the bell causes her to slip so hard that she ends up launching herself away.
--->'''Rentarou:''' [[CuteClumsyGirl A cute clumsy catapult!]]
** After Rentarou catches Mai, her heart beats so much that the panel is filled with "ba-dmp" sounds, [[MediumAwareness which she wants to get off of her.]] Mai stands next to Kurumi and pretends the heartbeats are coming from the latter, but Kurumi knows what she's trying to do.
* The four of them enter a contest where they shout their love for each other as loud as possible.
** Karane's declaration of love is so loud that Rentarou acts as though it's actually pushing him back.
** Mai initially tries to proclaim her love for Mei, even though the latter isn't even there. After Karane tells Mai she should say her true feelings, Mai shouts she ''hates'' Rentarou. Karane and Kurumi are sweating as "Seriously...?" appears above them while Rentarou looks like his heart got broken.
** Mai proceeds to rant about how she hates Rentarou for trying to "steal" Mei away from her and how confused she gets by his ridiculously handsome face. This is accompanied by a diagram showing Mai has to release all of her hate before she can admit her love.
** Mai ends up doing a hate-filled spoof of the series' title.
--->'''Mai:''' I just, really, really, really hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate haaaaaaate you!
** With all her hate out, Mai then admits she loves Rentarou a million times more. When she realizes what she said, [[ThePratfall she slips and falls onto her back]] while claiming she didn't mean to say that.
** Hearing all of their love causes Rentarou's mouth to grow so wide that his lower jaw splits apart as the judge says he's turning into ''Film/ShinGodzilla''. Rentarou proceeds to scream a "love you" [[BigWordShout so massive]] it takes up two pages.

!!Chapter 115
* Girlfriend #22, Rin Baio, initially looks like a perfectly innocent and refined girl, but when she treats a cut on Rentarou's hand, she suddenly sprouts ScaryTeeth as she trembles with excitement.
-->'''Narration:''' Baio Rin is a violin aficionado. But she's a violence aficionado on top of that.
* Young Rin's initial glimpse of a ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' film leaves her glassy-eyed for a good while afterwards, thinking about it while eating, in the bath, and lying in bed, with her memories of the film censored with {{pixellation}}.
* Rin gets increasingly excited as she plays the games in the arcade, with her face getting scarier after each one. This culminates in a ''Resident Evil'' arcade booth, where Rin becomes so ecstatic that she's giggling and drooling.
* Rentarou hugs Rin after he assures her there's nothing wrong with her fetish and accepts her confession. Normally this would just be a heartwarming moment, except they're still in the arcade booth, meaning they're surrounded by the sounds of screaming, snapping, and other violent noises. Rin can be seen drooling while Rentarou hugs her.

!!Chapter 116
* Mimimi says with Rin's arrival, they finally have "a natural-born, prim and proper lady" in their midst. Hakari objects that [[ImStandingRightHere she's right here]] while sporting a literally blank face that makes it look like she's channeling TranquilFury. There's also a caption saying "Don't forget her" pointing to Naddy doing her happy pose, since Naddy was raised as a YamatoNadeshiko in her youth.
* It turns out Uto and Rin are in the same class, although they never talked to each other before now. Rin hopes to hear Uto play her ocarina someday, unaware that Uto is a DreadfulMusician.
-->'''Kurumi:''' I'd temper my expectations.\\
'''Shizuka:''' "Partner, trust me, you ain't ready."
* Everyone praises Rin for her kindness, with Nano calling her "a respectable human being" and Hakari remarking, "It's been a while since we've had one of those." [[ClingyJealousGirl Mai]] asks [[ImStandingRightHere what they mean]], since it hasn't been that long since she joined.
* Rin's violence fetish comes out after everyone sees how much she enjoyed hitting [[TooKinkyToTorture Iku's]] butt with a bat, with Karane saying, "That don't look good at all." Rin starts to panic as she thinks she'll be shunned, only for everyone to assure her that they all have their own issues, so there's no reason for them to ostracize Rin. Kusuri then calls out Karane for making Rin cry while Hakari calls her a big bully, with Karane surrounded by a dark haze unable to defend herself.
* Everyone decides to play zombie nurse tag, which is like zombie tag, except all of the zombies are dressed as zombie nurses.
** The first four girls to start as zombies are Karane, Shizuka, Kusuri, and Mimimi. Everyone who turns into a zombie also gets decked out in a nurse's uniform.
* Since the people playing the zombies aren't allowed to run, Hakari teases Zombie Karane by staying just out of her reach while literally running circles around her, with Karane clearly being annoyed.
-->'''Chiyo:''' And now you're just playing with her.
* Even though it's just a game, Yamame still insists that zombies are living things too.
-->'''Nano:''' That is by definition incorrect.
* No one can bring themselves to shoot Zombie Shizuka, except for Rin, who really enjoys shooting her with fake blood.
** Rentarou refuses to shoot his girlfriends period, even if it's in a zombie game.
* Meme is briefly distracted by Mimimi's beauty even as a zombie before trying to shoot her, but Zombie Mimimi [[SuperReflexes manages to dodge every shot]] since she wants to avoid getting her clothes stained, resulting in Meme getting turned into a zombie.
* Kusuri really gets into the game by acting like she's in an AndIMustScream situation. Yamame falls for it despite Chiyo's warnings and gets turned into a zombie.
** Chiyo's OCD kicks in during the game when she angrily tells Zombie Kusuri, "Just stay dead rrgh!" Momoha points out that would be a "pretty grave thing to say" in any other context.
** Chiyo manages to stop Zombie Kusuri by shooting her, but Kusuri [[LoopholeAbuse gets around it]] by turning into her older form to increase her reach and grab Chiyo, since getting shot only stops the zombies from ''[[ExactWords walking]]'' for five seconds.
* After Kusuri turns Chiyo into a zombie, Yaku notes that Chiyo has "such well-practiced groaning." Looks like all the times Chiyo said "Rrgh!" whenever her OCD was triggered gave her plenty of training.
* Momoha's drunkenness causes her to [[AmusinglyAwfulAim miss all of her shots]] when she tries to shoot zombie Meme. After Momoha gets turned into a zombie, Kurumi points out that her ZombieGait is no different from her drunken gait.
-->'''Nano:''' Zombies and drunkards have a similar dearth of reason.
* While Mei and Mai are being BackToBackBadasses, Mai thinks, "This is an awesome shot. I need this copy of Young Jump so I can clip this panel out and frame it."
** The volume release has a footnote saying Mai also bought the volume and kept it in mint condition, complete with shrink wrapping and everything.
* Naddy fires several shots before doing a SmokingBarrelBlowout. Then Naddy gets bitten by Zombie Mimimi and Zombie Shizuka as Mai points out Naddy ''[[AmusinglyAwfulAim missed every shot]]''.
* Zombie Naddy says a zombie's only after one thing: "Gettin' full as a tick on 'Murrican brains!" Kurumi points out there aren't any Americans here, while the footnote says, "Aren't ticks more like vampires than zombies?"
* While Zombie Karane is still trying to catch Hakari, Momiji starts to grope Karane's butt, even though Momiji is supposed to be avoiding her. Karane furiously asks Momiji what she's doing while Hakari reminds Karane that she's not allowed to talk. This is followed by zombie Chiyo biting Momiji, with Chiyo looking like she did it just to stop Momiji from groping Karane. As Momiji turns into a zombie, Karane is in the background glaring at her.
* Ahko is out of shots and too tired to run away, leading to Zombie Momoha turning her into a zombie. [[DelicateAndSickly Uto muses that Ahko is likely happier as a zombie since there's no need to run.]]
* When Hahari is about to be bitten by Zombie Momiji, [[HeroicSacrifice Kurumi tackles the former out of the way.]] Kurumi says she was ready to do this from the start, followed by an internal monologue revealing she'd rather get zombified than ever give [[AbhorrentAdmirer Hahari an excuse to nibble on her]]. Meanwhile, Zombie Momiji is just groping Kurumi's stomach instead of biting her, with Kurumi demanding Momiji literally bite her.

!!Chapter 117
* Kurumi's stomach starts growling and she grimaces in hunger after becoming a zombie. Iku gulps before saying, "She seriously looks like she'll take a bite out of you!"
* Uto stays out of sight as she confidently believes keeping a cool head will let her succeed. Then Zombie Ahko shows up behind Uto while being held upside-down by Zombie Yamame. [[NotSoStoic Uto loudly shrieks in terror before blushing and covering her mouth in embarrassment]] as Ahko bites her.
** After Uto turns into a zombie, she makes one of her usual wishy-washy statements.
--->'''Uto:''' One could say I've finally broken free from fearing pursuit.\\
'''Kishika:''' Desist your coping, and make with the groaning.
* When Zombie Kurumi tries to sneak up on Rin from behind, Hahari blocks Kurumi and gets bitten ''[[AllForNothing on her breast]]''. Hahari cries in joy and collapses in ecstasy while Kurumi looks a bit uncomfortable. Rin apologizes for what happened, but Hakari assures her she doesn't have to apologize because this is exactly what Hahari wanted.
** Upon seeing Zombie Hahari, both Hakari and Kishika think to themselves that they really can't afford to let her catch them.
* Nano shoots Zombie Uto when the latter tries to get her from behind and makes a speech about how [[KillingIntent a moment of hostility]] allowed her to detect Uto's presence, before realizing that Zombie Shizuka is biting her hand. Nano didn't notice Shizuka because the latter doesn't have an ounce of hostility in her.
* Zombie Karane is so ticked off at Hakari for messing with her earlier that when she bites the latter, she breaks the rules by biting with her teeth instead of her lips. Despite this, Hakari is still turned into a zombie, looking very displeased with a bite mark on her neck.
-->'''Hakari:''' Ow. Hey, that was a- OW OW OW OW! REF! TIME OUT! REEEF! SHE'S USING TEETH! AUGH! TIME OUT, TIME OUT!
** The kicker? [[LaserGuidedKarma Hakari ran out of ammo from messing with Zombie Karane so much.]] ''And'' she drops to the ground in exhaustion from the weight of her own breasts.
--->'''Hakari:''' Ack! G-cups are so heavy!
* As the zombies surround the survivors, [[SelfOffense Kishika panics and accidentally shoots Yaku, her ally]]. Kishika explains that she's terrible at using any weapon that isn't a sword, especially guns, because as she puts it, "Fighting from distance is antithetical to chivalry!"
-->'''Mai: Let's focus on the fact that you shot an ally.'''
** Yaku then assumes that the rule to not move after getting shot applies to ''her, a non-zombie,'' and stays still for the zombies to swarm her.
--->'''Kishika:''' YAKU-SAAAN!\\
'''Naddy:''' [[CallingYourAttacks 'Murrican zombie chomp!]]\\
'''Yaku:''' Oh dear, I'm done for.
* After Yaku is turned into a zombie, she asks what a zombie nurse is, or "zom binners" as she says it.
-->'''Zombie Nano:''' The reanimated corpse of a healthcare professional.
* Zombie Yaku asks if anyone wants some zombie medicine. Zombie Chiyo wonders, "Wouldn't that be poison?"
* When Zombie Yamame gets shot twice in a row, she laments about how she's such a big target.
* Zombie Hakari gives orders to Zombie Yamame and Zombie Momiji with grunts that lead to [[FastballSpecial Yamame throwing Momiji]], which is dubbed "the Zombie Zoomer." Hakari boasts that this tactic allows a zombie to move far and attack someone even if they're shot, although that last point doesn't really matter since the person they're attacking is Kishika, who completely misses Momiji.
* Kishika's usual utterance of "kill me" takes on a whole new meaning now that she's a zombie nurse.
* When the remaining survivors get surrounded, Iku tries to distract them while thrusting her butt out, followed by Rentarou standing between Iku and the zombies declaring as their boyfriend, he has to protect them no matter what. Then Mai shoves Rentarou out of the way because he was about to be bitten by Zombie Mei, which Mai wants to happen to her instead. Mai is positively giddy when Mei bites her.
-->'''Mai:''' Oooh kingdom come!!
* After the zombies capture Rentarou, Zombie Hakari and Zombie Hahari [[LovableSexManiac try to go for his pants]] and discover that his underwear is either as hard ''as'' Astro Boy's briefs, or [[CallBack they really are Astro Boy's briefs.]]
* Rentarou himself is put into a [[DraggedIntoDrag female nurse's outfit]] after he's turned into a zombie, followed by all the girls rushing him so they can make out.
* Even the narrator becomes a zombie during the closing narration.

!!Chapter 118
* Naddy claims she's speaking differently than usual because she feels off whenever the seasons change, but Kishika points out that [[ItsAlwaysSpring spring never ends]] in this manga.
* After Utsushiro Fumi, the teacher who told Naddy she should speak more normally, admonishes Rentarou for believing everyone should understand Naddy just as well as him, everyone else in the family suddenly appears protesting they can understand Naddy just fine. Each member even has a caption showing their grade or occupation to spell out just how diverse they are.
* Utsushiro decides to test if everyone really does understand Naddy by having her recite a passage from a textbook in her usual speech and have everyone write down what she means. Naddy mangles it so badly that everyone is sweating and grimacing as they have no idea what she's saying. With the exception of Rentarou, of course.
** For context, Naddy's version of the passage goes so far into WordSaladHumor that the scanlators chime in to explain that [[{{Woolseyism}} this is why they have to get creative with how her vernacular is localized.]]
--->'''The given passage:''' At times, life gives rise to cruel miracles. Eventually, the brothers will battle so fiercely it beggars belief, but for now, they share a bond of blood none could test. However, a single fateful encounter has the capability to twist and eschew the future irreparably. The two will come to kill each other, bringing about an eternal, unquenchable hatred.\\
'''Naddy-speak translation:''' Come the blue moon, life might maybe what see some mean mockered whatsits. Bime-by, them bubs fixin' to slog'n'brush somethin' fierce but 'fore any squabash sparks, they're thick as thieves. Anyhoo, a twistical tilt on runs roads agee but good. So they lam and whale and mollywop and [[PrecisionFStrike fakkyuu]] seein' some hollow maze right on.\\
'''[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Actual literal translation]]:''' From time life will oh my god unbelievable good morning. The mans will eventually HP gambler extreme ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Brothers]]'', but now half and half blood are best fit double double people. However, destiny hello because future is hyper crazy. By [[ClusterFBomb fuck you and fuck you the not fuck you fuck you]] is happy birthday.
* Everyone tries to remember the words of encouragement Naddy said to them so they can understand her better. Most of them are heartfelt messages in Naddy's usual tongue, with two exceptions. Naddy's message to [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace Momiji]] has her stutter and hesitate as even Naddy is a bit uncomfortable with Momiji's groping, while her message to Yaku is just a bunch of shapes because Yaku can never understand what Naddy's saying.
* When Utsushiro starts grading everyone's papers, she's shocked that all of them are accurate, with Rentarou's, in particular, being a word-for-word copy of the passage Naddy said.
* Utsushiro admits defeat and rescinds her warning, but she says she'll be back the moment she receives a complaint from a student. The footnote says, "Nobody's complained about Naddy yet because they like her so much. Isn't that nice?"
* It turns out Yaku wrote a message about how much she treasures her friendship with Naddy and asked Utsushiro to forgive Naddy. Naddy assumes Yaku's message convinced Utsushiro to let her off easy, but when she shows Yaku's paper to everyone, one person describes Yaku's handwriting as [[TheIllegible "chicken scratch from hell."]] Uto believes Utsushiro gave up because she was unwilling to admit she couldn't understand the cramped calligraphy. Naddy was able to read it because it was similar to the writing she saw in her youth, while Kusuri just assumed Yaku couldn't write properly to save her life.

!!Chapter 119
* The chapter opens with Uto and Rin playing their ocarina and violin, respectively. As you can imagine, Rin's playing is a stark contrast to [[DreadfulMusician Uto's]]. Kusuri describes it as "mixing high class caviar with one of those D.I.Y. candy kits".
* When Rentarou approaches, Uto asks if their performance has left him speechless... only for Rentarou to suddenly grope her. [[{{Beat}} It takes a second]] for Uto to realize what is happening before she [[NotSoStoic freaks out and is left speechless for a bit]].
* After Rentarou has gone on to grope Rin, who becomes aroused at being on the receiving end of violence, and Karane, whose string of insults quickly degrade into a bashful "dummy", Hakari attempts to rally the other girls to fight back against him. Even if this is a bizarre, once in a lifetime opportunity... to nobody's surprise, she surrenders almost immediately.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "The heck's wrong with ya?"
* When he moves on to Chiyo, Kusuri is quick to claim the "class prez is giving in to lust". Kurumi immediately tells her not to phrase it like they're in a doujin.
* Kishika quickly suspects that it isn't actually Rentarou and attempts to dispatch him, only for Rentarou to grope her as she begs someone to kill her.
-->'''Mai:''' Is your self-esteem made of glass?!
* Rentarou attempts to fondle Kusuri, but because her body's so young, she gets tickled instead of embarrassed. She decides to take the negation drug, to raise her tolerance for tickling... only to become embarrassed as Rentarou continues to fondle her now-matured chest.
-->'''Hahari:''' Two handfuls turned into four...\\
'''Hakari:''' She's a package deal...
* Hahari and Momoha, naturally, throw themselves at Rentarou to grope them. They're practically offended when he doesn't go any further.
-->'''Karane:''' Two morons join the fray.
** At this point, it becomes overwhelmingly clear that Momiji is involved in Rentarou's sudden change.
* While most of the girls start running from Rentarou, a few stay in place: Mei insists that Rentarou use her as he wishes, Naddy claims he has the freedom to grope however he pleases, Nano decides this is an efficient way to progress their relationship, and Yaku is simply confused and [[CallBack thinks the family is playing "zom binners" again]].
** Yaku's only response to being groped is to playfully scold Rentarou, telling him he's still too young for that.
* Ahko and Shizuka collapse from exhaustion, with Iku telling them the match only ends when you give up. Rentarou gropes the two of them before moving onto Meme, Kurumi, Yamame, and Mai.
* Iku offers up her butt for Rentarou to grope, but he still goes for her chest, to Iku's frustration.
* Mimimi goes so far as to strike Rentarou as he's grabbing Iku's chest, asking him if he thinks what he's doing is beautiful. Rentarou responds by grabbing Mimimi's chest and calling her breasts beautiful, which temporarily distracts her and makes her fall back into "Hmhmmm, naturally!" behavior.
* It is finally here when Momiji charges onto the school roof, and explains that she and Rentarou switched bodies using Kusuri's drug from Chapter 23. While most of the girls seem surprised, an internal monologue reveals that many of them suspected as much and were secretly enjoying it while it lasted.
* "Momiji" insists that "Rentarou" kiss her so they can return to their own bodies. "Rentarou" instead decides that there's one last chest that hasn't been groped yet: her own.
-->'''Kurumi:''' What, you mean to grope your own man chest next?
* After they finally return to their own bodies, Momiji insists she was only experimenting to feel a new tactile sensation, and that she doesn't understand why everyone got so embarrassed... only to realize that Rentarou's hands are still on her chest, and [[HypocriticalHumor immediately start blushing and stammering]].
-->'''How about you tell us what's so embarrassing.'''

!!Chapter 120
* When Ahko starts crying while watching a movie, Karane asks what she's crying for while handing her a handkerchief. It then shows [[HypocriticalHumor Karane herself is crying]] while trying to deny it. Ahko gives Karane her own handkerchief and the two of them later blow their noses in the restroom.
* Mai tells Momoha not to act like her older sister when the latter pats her head, saying only Mei is her older sister. When Momoha hugs Mai and calls her big sis while the latter is cleaning her tent, Mai tells her not to act like her younger sister either.
* Meme often uses Shizuka as a hiding place even though the latter is much shorter than her. When Meme seems to be embarrassed, Shizuka spreads out her arms in anticipation of Meme disappearing, but Meme doesn't actually hide, causing Shizuka to blush in embarrassment. Meme eventually catches on to what she's doing and plays along by walking behind Shizuka and "hiding" beneath her hair.
* Rin seems to enjoy [[DreadfulMusician Uto's music]], causing everyone to wonder why she likes it. Rin's thoughts reveal that she actually thinks it's so terrible that it comes out as a violent tune, which fits her violence fetish.
** The other girls' reaction to this: While Uto is playing, Nano tells Rin that "She is '''''not''''' in fact joking. Try not to be too hard on her." Kishika belts out a BigWhat when Rin expresses amazement. Kusuri thinks Rin took an "Ear Rot" drug.
** As Rin praises her, there is a text box next to Uto telling the audience that she can barely contain her own joy. [[FlatJoy Uto's own expression is the same as it always is.]]
* Rin is hitting Iku's butt with a bat again, with Iku saying "Ow...!♥" and Rin saying "Molto violento!" after each hit.
-->'''Mai:''' These two are a perfect '''supply and demand''' duo.\\
'''Naddy:''' Hence why it's called '''S & D,''' ain't that right?\\
'''Hahari:''' '''M.''' Although search and destroy isn't too far off.
** During a flashback, Hakari once found Mei in the middle of the night doing practice swings... to keep her edge in "pleasing" Iku. Hakari understandably has a "Gah..." reaction.
** Said flashback belonged to Mei herself, who's actually implied to be bothered by the idea of ''not paddling Iku anymore'' ever since Rin joined the harem and keeps it to herself since Iku's happy... until Iku and Rin have her join in for one final swing.
* Mimimi is so excited to hold hands with Nano that she's vibrating to the point where she appears blurry, which the person taking their photo points out. Nano is also making a VSign with a blank face.
* Momoha wonders how 18-year-old Kusuri acts with Yaku. Momiji notes that Kusuri has more shame at that age and figures she won't be so needy. Turns out, older Kusuri acts ''exactly'' like her younger self with Yaku, hugging her and calling her granny.
* The Hanazonos are tempted to eat a parfait even though they're on a diet, as their morning walk won't be enough to make up for one parfait. So they figure that splitting it so they only have half a parfait each is only half as wrong.
-->'''Footnote:''' They would later regret this.

!!Chapter 121
* Rentarou, Hakari, Mimimi, and Rin approach what seems to be a ''Franchise/SylvanianFamilies'' store, only for the sign to depict animal toys dressed as mobsters, complete with guns and one having a RuggedScar across its eye.
* Rentarou says these toys are called [[BlandNameProduct Nirvana Families]], and any resemblance to ''Sylvanian Families'' is purely coincidental. They're remote control toys that are meant to be used in mafia battles, but Rentarou says a lot of people use them more like pets or for competitions, with Rin wondering if they're like ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''.
* While the girls are making their Nirvana Families toys, Rentarou says they're so into it he's melting while turning into a white blob.
* After everyone makes their toys, their word bubbles come out of the toys as they play with them.
* Hakari's toy spills nonexistent tea on Rentarou's toy, which Hakari uses as an excuse to have her toy try to pull the pants off his toy.
-->'''Rentarou's toy:''' Give me back my graceful date!\\
'''Rin:''' ''(thinking) Hakari-senpai is the same as always...''\\
'''Mimimi:''' ''(thinking) Even make-believe with Nirvana Families toys can set her off...''
** Considering what [[LovableSexManiac Hakari is usually like]], it's pretty appropriate that her toy is [[ExplosiveBreeder a rabbit]].
* Mimimi is trying to make her toy wipe its mouth with a handkerchief, but the toy's movement is too limited to pull it off. This bothers Mimimi because drinking tea without wiping your mouth isn't beautiful, so Rentarou's toy does it for her.
* Rin's toy gets hit by a toy car and loses its right arm. A mother and daughter apologize for what happened, with the daughter being the same girl who accidentally ruined Mei's gift for Hahari back in Chapter 47. The girl once again says Rin [[PleaseKillMeIfItSatisfiesYou can kill her]] if she wants, but Rin doesn't mind since the violence turns her on, calling it "Normal, average mezzo violento...!" Seeing Rin's SlasherSmile causes the girl to think "She weally will kill me...!"
* One of the players is a woman in dirty clothes who takes the original purpose of the game [[StopHavingFunGuys way too seriously]]. Her toy is a massive CyberCyclops bear with a pair of {{Backpack Cannon}}s and [[GatlingGood gatling gun]] {{Arm Cannon}}s.
* When the woman tells the girls to get lost, they're initially content to play somewhere else as they feel that arguing with her is a waste of time. Then she insults Rentarou by calling him a coward. The girls [[BerserkButton take that personally]] and challenge her to a battle. Rentarou offers to help too, but they insist it's their fight.
* Mimimi's SuperReflexes even extend to her toy, which effortlessly [[DodgeTheBullet dodges the bullets]] the woman's toy fires at it, much to the woman's shock.
* Hakari's toy manages to avoid the bullets through a series of swift, precise movements. The woman wonders how Hakari's fingers are able to do that.
-->'''Narration:''' (It's the result of [[GRatedSex mwehehe practice]].)
* After Hakari's toy lands a blow on the woman's toy, she gives the latter a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech while adopting a sinister pose like her mother.
-->'''Rentarou:''' ''(thinking) There's that old Hahari-san in her blood...! Hakari's usually so sweet, but... This is nice, too!''
* Rin and Mimimi's toys push the woman's toy on its back, but the woman still has an ace up her sleeve. Then Rin declares it's not enough and she needs to be more thorough. Rin's toy proceeds to sprout [[ChainsawGood chainsaws from its arms and head]] like ''Manga/ChainsawMan''.
-->'''Rin:''' ''I'LL EVISCERATE YOU...''♥
* Rin laughs maniacally as her toy tears the woman's apart.

!!Chapter 122
* Meme disappears on ''the first page'' and hides under a table because she's embarrassed at the thought of Rentarou looking around her room. Rentarou offers to keep his eyes closed the whole day, even though they're supposed to be watching a movie in her room.
* After Meme tells Rentarou he doesn't have to keep his eyes closed, they sit on a cushion together, only for Meme to disappear ''again.'' When Meme crawls out under her bed, Rentarou offers to sit like he's on an invisible chair, even though he's visibly shaking trying to maintain his pose and the movie they're watching is two hours long.
* Meme convinces Rentarou to sit on the cushion with her, but just as she starts the movie, she disappears ''yet again.'' After she emerges from her closet, the cushions are pulled apart so they'll sit far away from each other.
* When a life-sized knit doll of Rentarou falls out of Meme's closet, Meme is so mortified that when she disappears, the toy she leaves behind is wearing a shirt that says, "Please don't look for me." [[CallBack The narration tries to say that's the last time anyone ever saw her]] while Rentarou is already ripping the page out and calmly telling the narration to shut up.
* By the time Rentarou finds Meme, his thoughts reveal it took about ''3,000 pages'' for him to find her.
* Meme says, "[[BorrowedCatchphrase Please just kill me...]]" when Rentarou finds her, prompting him to say, "C'mon, you aren't Kishika-senpai."
* After Rentarou tells Meme he's happy she made a life-sized replica of him, she talks about how she would have it next to her while she watched TV and stuff as well as sleep with it. Rentarou gets torn up after hearing this because he's ''jealous'' that the toy version of him can do those kinds of things with Meme without embarrassing her, to the point where he starts wishing he could turn into a stuffed toy.
* Meme is worried that Rentarou is going into "Obsessive Boyfriend Mode" and will do something crazy, so she cheers him up by having him wear ''the knit covering of her replica of him.''
* While Rentarou is pretending to be the toy version of himself, Meme does the things she normally does with it, like resting her head on its lap, sitting on its lap, having it hug her, and lying on the bed with her. Rentarou is seriously tempted to reciprocate Meme's affection even though he's not supposed to move. When Meme starts kissing him, he shouts "I love you!" and kisses her back, which looks really creepy while he's inside the knit covering.
* Rentarou hugs the toy version of himself as he thanks it for giving Meme the affection he can't give her. When Meme sees it, it causes her [[GuyOnGuyIsHot to get]] a [[ScrewYourself very stimulating dream]] that night.

!!Volume 14 Extras
* Rentarou and the girls visit an Indian restaurant after their date, with the waiter serving them wearing a smile. Considering [[BigEater Kurumi's]] here, Karane wonders how long that smile will last.
* Rentarou and Rin play a claw game, during which the claw pokes a teddy bear [[EyeScream in the eye]]. Rin thinks the game is about torturing caged stuffed animals with a mechanical claw.
* Hakari shoots Karane point blank and then taunts her about not being able to get Kurumi. Karane herself is ''really'' ticked off at this point.
* A fake zombie spinoff of the manga gets "advertised" after the game of zombie tag, complete with a parody of the Volume 1 cover depicting Hakari and Karane as zombie nurses.
* It turns out that Naddy's students actually liked her ''because'' of her mangled attempts at speaking English as opposed to Japanese. In fact, Naddy's odd way of speaking was ''improving'' her students' grades because it made her class more interesting and forced them to concentrate harder to decipher what she says. This means Utsushiro Fumi's attempt to make Naddy speak normally was actually hindering the students' ability to learn.
-->'''Footnote:''' How stupid is that?
* Momiji gave all the girls massages as an apology for her actions, but she lets slip that she plans to body swap with Rentarou again at some point.
* Rentarou started a "girlfriend joy fund" when he was a toddler.
* Rentarou, Hakari, Mimimi, and Rin all dressed up as their Nirvana Family dolls.
* Meme was bouncing all over the place dropping stuffed toys while Rentarou was looking for her across 3,000 pages.
-->'''Rentarou:''' {{What is this|X}}, Franchise/{{Naruto}}?
* The Extra Chapter reveals that Rin has been fascinated by violence even when she was just a few months old. After her father saw how much Rin enjoyed watching violence, he started banning everything with violence in it so her upbringing wouldn't be hindered. This included ''Snow White'', matryoshka dolls, stuffed animal bags, and old men fighting each other.

[[folder:Volume 15 (Chapters 123 - 131)]]
!!Chapter 123
* Girlfriend #23 acts very grumpy to Rentarou after bumping into him, but when she notices all the cards he dropped on the ground, she turns sweet as she helps him pick them up.
* The girl only helped Rentarou pick up the cards with numbers on them while the cards with letters are still on the ground. When Rentarou points this out, she callously says those cards aren't worth a second glance.
* Rentarou notes that the girl goes "hah wah wah" with the numbered cards, but when he shows her the cards with letters on them:
-->'''Girl:''' Get that actual trash outta my face.\\
'''Rentarou:''' You're all over the place!
* After Rentarou asks the girl if she likes numbers, she tells him that's ridiculous. She doesn't "like" numbers. She's ''in love'' with them.
* When Rentarou tells the girl, Suu Hifumi, that he's in Year 1, Class 4, she suddenly perks up as she tells him she's in Year 1, Class 1. Suu proceeds to talk about how much she loves the numbers 1 and 4.
-->'''Rentarou:''' You turn into a literal giddy school girl when talking about numbers, huh?
* Suu asks Rentarou if his attitude changes when he's with something he loves compared to when he isn't. Rentarou thinks about how happy he is when he's with Nano and Shizuka, in contrast to how annoyed he is when he's with the God of Love and admits she's right.
* Since Suu loves numbers so much, Rentarou assumes that she must be {{good|WithNumbers}} at math. Nope, she actually has a perfect, round '''0''' in math. She can't even comprehend why 1+1=2.
-->'''Rentarou:''' So you struggle with ''basic arithmetic.''
* Suu wonders what happens to the 1s if they make a 2 and believes that math dehumanizes numbers into things to be thrown away for calculations. She even swears she'll make it so 1+1=11 somehow.
* When Rentarou asks Suu if she has a favorite number, she tells him she can't pick a single number, which is why she still hasn't picked a number to date.
* As Suu talks about how much she loves each number and how she can't settle on just one, Rentarou compares it to how he loves each of his girlfriends and believes he himself is no different.
* Since Suu has only been talking about Arabic numerals so far, Rentarou asks if she likes Kanji and Roman numerals, too. Suu says she loves them as well, as she feels it's like seeing them in new outfits and hairstyles, which Rentarou thinks is like his girlfriends. She then says seeing numbers as their usual selves is the best for her, which Rentarou also agrees with.
* After Suu tells Rentarou it's impossible for her to love him because she's wired to love numbers, he meets her later while wearing a black bodysuit and tells her he'll turn into numbers for her. He proceeds to contort his body to form different numbers, which excites Suu.
* When Rentarou forms a 9, Suu thinks back to the time she tried to become the numbers she loved by bending her body to form them like Rentarou, only to get frustrated when she couldn't make a 10. After Rentarou asks her to come to him, Suu becomes overjoyed when she realizes the two of them together form a 10.
* Suu is conflicted over confessing her love to Rentarou because she can't choose between him and all the numbers she loves. Rentarou assures her that he knows how she feels since he couldn't pick between his 22 girlfriends.
-->'''Suu:''' Wh... '''22?!''' Really?! But... ''(becomes blissfully happy)'' That's as many as 2 2s...♥♥♥
* Note that the chapter number is 123 (all three numbers come after one another), introduces a girl with a NumberObsession, her full name is spelled with the Kanji for Number 1 2 3, ''and'' this chapter was published in January (the '''1'''st month of the year) of 20'''23'''. Nakamura Rikito was playing the LongGame with this one.

!!Chapter 124
* When Rentarou introduces Suu to everyone, she starts off pretty grumpy, until she sees all of them as multiple 1s. Then she greets them cheerfully.
* The first time Suu fell in love was back at Sports Day in kindergarten. She talks about how quick the runners were during the sprint— and then fell in love with the numbers 1, 2, and 3 on the victory podium. She can't even remember the faces of the kids standing on it, which is shown in the flashback where their faces are represented as square mosaics.
* Suu recounts the time she was with her childhood friend 7, which was the number 7 on her jacket. She offered ice cream to it before remembering stains were a problem for it. Then she saw the 7 on a [[BlandNameProduct 7 Heaven]] sign that she went stargazing with the other night. Suu told the 7 on her jacket that [[NotWhatItLooksLike it wasn't what it looked like]], the other 7 was just lost and she wanted to help it, before telling the 7 on the sign that the 7 on her jacket was just a childhood friend.
-->'''Mimimi:''' This truly sounds like a riddle, before anything else.\\
'''Chiyo:''' Are they not... the same seven...?
** According to Suu, one 7 is gentle and calming while the other 7 is stylish and beefy.
* Upon learning that Suu is having trouble bonding with everyone because they aren't numbers, Ahko helps Suu by teaching her how to associate each of them with numbers, such as 9no for Nano and 9ddy for Naddy.
* After practicing with Ahko, Suu starts to identify everyone by the numbers she associates with them.
** For Momoha, Suu points out that her name spells [[Mystical108 108]]. As Momoha is currently drinking, she assumes that it's just a cool nickname.
** Suu identifies Hahari as 8-8. Hahari sweats while asking if Suu is just using [[GoroawaseNumber Japanese number substitution wordplay]], and she doesn't mean her weight in kilograms or her age.[[note]]88 kilograms is equivalent to 194 pounds.[[/note]]
** Me'''I''' and Ma'''I''' are identified as the 1s. Mai doesn't know what this means, but she's so happy to be paired with Mei that she praises Suu for having a keen eye for judgment. Mei on the other hand is just puzzled.
** Shizuka, Chiyo, and Kishika are the 3 4s. "A.K.A. the babies," as Kusuri puts it. Kishika is ''outraged'' that Kusuri called [[{{Womanchild}} her]] a baby.
** Meme's bangs are associated with "the 9s that show 0 eyes," making her 9-0. Meme still doesn't get it.
** When Suu struggles to remember Rin, Ahko asks Iku if she wants to get paddled. Rin starts smiling while Iku says, "Do you even have to ask?" Rin proceeds to paddle Iku while exclaiming "molto violento!" That's when Suu remembers that '''[=VI0=]'''lento means Rin is 60.
** Karane is identified as 4-20. While possibly a coincidence, it's pretty funny that Karane is associated with the same number as '''[[FourTwentyBlazeIt marijuana]]'''. That's the sort of thing you'd expect Kusuri to get.
* The end of the chapter has twenty-four 1s, as a reference to this being Chapter 1'''24'''.

!!Chapter 125
* As Kusuri and Kishika are about to leave school together, some of their classmates ask how they're friends since they don't seem to have much in common. Kusuri says it's because they have the same boyfriend. This elicits shock from everyone else in the classroom, with one person wondering if they're letting him cheat and another saying they'd expect this kind of thing from Kusuri but not Kishika.
* Kishika overhears what they're saying and frantically denies she and Kusuri are dating the same boyfriend. Despite this, the other students continue to whisper among themselves, much to Kishika's discomfort. Kusuri asks if Kishika is worried because she wet herself.
* Kusuri and Kishika end up fighting over the former openly talking about their relationship with Rentarou to other people. This culminates in Kusuri running away while directing a ''lot'' of insults toward Kishika.
-->'''Kusuri:''' YOU WHINY BRAT! [[StillSucksThumb THUMB SUCKER]]! [[{{Womanchild}} ADULT BABY]]! BOOB LICKER! [[PsychologicalProjection PANTY WETTER]]!\\
'''Kishika:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That one is pure projection!]]
* When Kishika and Kusuri meet at school the next day, Kishika tries to talk to her while Kusuri tells her to stay away. Not because she's still mad at Kishika, but because she really screwed up this time. Kusuri is holding back a door full of people saying "Ba-boo" because she made them drink the "erases-memories-relating-to-Kusuri-and-Kishika's-love-drug." Kusuri wanted to make it up to Kishika by making all of them [[LaserGuidedAmnesia forget what they said about their boyfriend yesterday,]] but it ended up erasing ''all'' of their memories, causing them to regress into babies.
* While Kusuri is running to the chem lab, the Vice-Principal tries to stop her from running in the halls, leading to Kusuri splashing her with a drug and ruining her makeup foundation again like in Chapter 12. Kusuri proceeds to [[SelfDeprecation insult the author]] for not letting her have "a nice dramatic run in peace".
* At first, Kishika was having trouble watching over the baby-like students while Kusuri was making the negation drug. When Kusuri arrives, all of the students are crawling in a line following Kishika, who's also acting like a baby.
-->'''Kusuri:''' ''(looking very smug)'' Guess the biggest baby leads the pack, yep yep...
* Upon seeing Kusuri, who still looks very smug, Kishika is so mortified that she does her usual "Just... kill me...!" spiel, which the other students also mimic in BabyTalk.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Are you ''asking'' for bioterrorism?
* After the negation drug is given to everyone, Kusuri expresses relief that their memories were just ''blocked'' instead of erased, because once a memory is gone, it's never coming back, even with the negation drug.
-->'''Kishika: This really was just one step away from legitimate bioterrorism.'''
* It turns out Kusuri's drug really did fulfill its original purpose of making everyone forget what happened yesterday. When the students again ask how Kusuri and Kishika are friends, Kusuri tries to come up with an explanation that will satisfy Kishika, only for Kishika herself to say the same thing Kusuri said yesterday.
-->'''Kusuri:''' WHUH?! WHAT'RE YA DOING? DID YOU HIT THAT FAT HEAD ON SOMETHING?!
* Thanks to how Kishika worded it, the other students are more accepting of their relationship this time. Kusuri assures them that Rentarou would [[BlatantLies never let anything weird happen]] while recounting [[ContinuityCavalcade some of their past activities]] in the worst way possible. It doesn't help that only some of these are LessDisturbingInContext.
-->'''Kusuri:''' We just do stuff like pee pressed up on each other, [[BabyMorphEpisode roleplay as babies]], handle slimy rods for him, ([[PlayingDrunk pretend to]]) get totally wasted together, neck each other all over in zombie nurse costumes, and grope each other to compare boobies, yep yep!\\
'''Other Students:''' Huh...? ''(murmur... murmur...)''\\
'''Kishika:''' [[SayMyName KUSURIIIIIII!]]

!!Chapter 126
* The chapter begins with Uncle Hiro on his knees, holding up a date guidebook as he begs Rentarou and a perturbed Chiyo to use the date plan he made for them. The next moment, Rentarou and Chiyo cheerfully arrive at a place called... [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Adult Theme Park]]. Both of them start nervously sweating.
* Attendants at the Adult Theme Park have to form pairs and wear bangles. They have to stick together at all times, aside from the restrooms or changing rooms, or else they'll go boom. They won't actually explode though, the bangles will just play a big boom sound at max volume.
* Rentarou and Chiyo's date begins at the merry-go-round. It starts off surprisingly normal at first, until "Adult Rodeo Time" happens, causing the merry-go-round to move wildly to encourage people to hang on to each other to avoid flying off. Chiyo enjoys being held by Rentarou, but she quickly gets irked when other people start flirting very suggestively with each other. Chiyo assumes Rentarou must be weirded out by this, but he's actually treating the merry-go-round like it's a rowdy horse. Chiyo notes that he's just being "a merry-go-round cowboy."
* Their next date is on the spinning teacups, which also start normal until "adult mode" kicks in, causing the cups to spin so quickly that Chiyo gets flung into Rentarou by centrifugal force. The other couples flirt with each other again, while Rentarou reveals he brought motion sickness medicine, called [[PunnyName Tummyachen't]], in case she needs it. Chiyo is touched that Rentarou is only worried about her.
* In the Adult Haunted House, the couples have to hide in lockers when the ghost appears. The usual flirting from the other couples happens again, while Rentarou is shivering in terror as he tells Chiyo he'll protect her from the ghost.
* While exploring the Totally Massive Maze, Rentarou and Chiyo keep running into couples making out at each of the dead-ends. Chiyo blushes when they run into an empty dead-end, but Rentarou tries to punch through it while declaring he's about to go [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Armored Titan]] on the wall. Chiyo holds on to Rentarou as she tells him not to do that.
* After Rentarou and Chiyo change clothes following their ride on the Sopping Wet Rollercoaster, the two of them [[FerrisWheelDateMoment go on a Ferris wheel]] as they wait for their clothes to dry. Even though the Ferris wheel's gondola looks like something out of a {{love hotel|s}}, Rentarou just points out the sights to Chiyo like they're riding a normal Ferris wheel. Chiyo thinks about how Rentarou has been doing everything he can to prevent her from feeling uncomfortable, which makes her fall even more in love with him. Rentarou on the other hand is just barely keeping a grip as his heart pounds heavily. The other gondolas are also [[DontComeAKnockin visibly rocking back and forth]].
* Chiyo wants to kiss Rentarou while they're watching the sunset from the top of a lighthouse, but she's too embarrassed by all the other people around them. When Rentarou suddenly says there's a dolphin, everyone tries to look for it while Rentarou uses the distraction to kiss Chiyo. This causes Chiyo to remember the time her Mom told her about her first kiss with Chiyo's Dad. Hiro distracted everyone by saying the Loch Ness Monster is there. This still causes everyone to look in confusion even though they know it's not even Loch Ness.
-->'''Chiyo's Mom:''' —Daddy's kind of hopeless, isn't he?\\
'''Chiyo: Yes. Way hopeless.'''
* When Rentarou and Chiyo return to her home, Rentarou is sweating while Chiyo looks like she's in OCD mode, no doubt upset that her father sent them to such a lurid theme park.
* Despite how uncomfortable the theme park made Chiyo, the date did make her love Rentarou even more than before. Chiyo bashfully thanks Hiro for planning their date, which causes him to cry TearsOfJoy as he yells about how Chiyo is the real main heroine. This makes Chiyo say a very loud ''"RRRGH!"'' in response.

!!Chapter 127
* After Hahari announces they'll all be going to a night pool, Hakari notes they're finally getting another swimsuit chapter, but Mimimi points out the sheer amount of dialogue would hinder their ability to show off to Rentarou. Karane [[SelfDeprecation calls the author a moron for writing so much moronic dialogue]], while Yamame says the author is a living thing, too.
* To cut down on the dialogue, Kusuri reveals she created a "makes-you-only-use-two-words-max-per-speech-bubble" drug. Suu enjoys hearing the number 2, Karane says, "See that, you moron author? Huh?" and Yamame says morons are living things, too.
* Shizuka is also affected by the drug, even though she still uses her phone to talk. When Shizuka says "Getaway" around Hahari, she assumes Shizuka is telling her to go away, followed by Shizuka saying she actually meant "splendid" "detour."
* Momiji approaches Meme in the pool while raising her hands out of the water like a SharkFinOfDoom, complete with several "duhh-dun"s like the ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' theme. When Momiji starts groping Meme's thighs, Meme disappears while leaving behind a toy bunny wearing a swimsuit and goggles. Chiyo enters OCD mode and goes "RRRRGH!" at Momiji before swimming after her, while Momiji is still making a shark fin with her hands.
* Meme reappears on a diving board, where she loses her footing and falls into the pool. Shizuka tries to pull Meme out of the water, only for Meme to accidentally drag her in. Since Shizuka can't swim, Nano has to dive in and rescue her.
* Iku and Mei decide to jump off the diving boards. Mai holds a sign saying 100 for Mei's dive while Nano is uncomfortable over [[PrimalFear how high they are]]. When Iku jumps, she makes sure to hit the water butt-first, saying "Ow!" when she lands.
* Uto is relaxing on a floatie until it gets tipped over by Chiyo and Momiji, with Chiyo still chasing after the latter. Uto panics and calls for help before getting rescued by Yamame.
* Chiyo's glasses get knocked off by a beach ball and fall to the bottom of the pool, causing her to cry. Kurumi and Mai try to retrieve them, but they can't see because the water hurts their eyes, so [[EyesAlwaysShut Mei]] gets them instead.
* Upon seeing Kishika launching beach balls with a foam sword, Iku and Rin just give each other a look before Rin hits Iku's butt with a foam sword.
* Kusuri and Yaku wear sunglasses and caps while serving as [=DJs=], complete with turntables. Yaku manages to pull it off despite being confused the whole time.
* Hahari brings out a very childish inner tube for Kishika to use. Kishika objects before acting like a baby when Hahari pats her head. As Kishika happily uses the inner tube, Hahari is floating facedown while [[{{Nosebleed}} blood]] starts [[BloodIsSquickerInWater spreading through the water]].
* When everyone starts dancing, Momiji in particular is pointing her finger in the air like she's disco dancing.
* Mai and Chiyo have a water gun fight with Kishika and Yaku, with Kishika [[ContinuityNod once again]] shooting Yaku by accident.
* The chapter ends with all the girls shouting "Love you!" generating a word bubble that covers their swimsuits, which the narration points out. The narration itself [[HypocriticalHumor is also covering up the girls.]]

!!Chapter 128
* Hahari convinces Kusuri, Chiyo, Suu, Momiji, and Shizuka to participate in [[VideoGame/FallGuys Fall Kids]], a survival playground theme park for kids, because of how short they are. Kishika can be seen melting and drooling in the background, no doubt envious of them, which only Naddy notices.
* Suu is initially happy because Hahari asked if the '''five''' of them would want to go, before realizing she doesn't really care about that kind of stuff. She changes her mind when Rentarou and Ahko say they want to see her go, too.
* The girls are put into big, pudgy animal costumes, including Yaku, who entered the contest by accident because one of the employees mistook her for a kid.
** All the girls are smiling in their costumes, except for Suu, who has a small frown.
* Yaku is completely unaware that she entered the competition as she wonders where Hahari and the other guardians went.
* In stage one, the girls have to make the same pose as the host, with the losers falling through pits that suddenly appear beneath them. The first pose causes Rentarou and Hahari to [[GivingUpTheGhost give up the ghost]], while the second pose makes their ghosts pop. Suu is still frowning the whole time.
* Stage two has a sticky AdvancingWallOfDoom that the girls need to escape from, but their path is hindered by a ton of pillows. Seeing so many pillows spread about messily causes Chiyo's OCD to kick in as she starts cleaning them up. By the time she's done, she's created a clear path bordered by neat stacks of pillows.
* For stage three, the girls have to grab an apple from a tree by bouncing on a trampoline. When Shizuka jumps, she goes so high that she ends up on top of the tree.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Do you even weigh anything at all?
* Stage four requires the girls to keep moving while the area is filled with a KnockoutGas created by the Serious Group. When Shizuka, Suu, Momiji, and Chiyo fall asleep, Rentarou and Hahari start turning into blobs. Kusuri and Yaku are unaffected as they drag/carry the girls with them because they take drugs like that for breakfast. That's right, the drugs Kusuri's family makes are so hardcore that even the Serious Group doesn't stack up to them.
* In stage five, the girls have to cross a bridge while avoiding the giant fruit tumbling across it. These fruits are so massive that they're ''[[GiantFood bigger than people]].''
-->'''Kusuri:''' If [[BigEater Kurumi]] saw this, she'd {{ascend to a higher plane|OfExistence}}, yep yep.
* For stage six, the girls have to stand on the same number the host calls out, with the numbers disappearing after a while. Unsurprisingly, Suu is ''really'' useful in this round as she guides the girls to the correct places.
* The final stage requires the girls to hang on to soft poles hanging in the air while being buffeted by wind from a powerful fan and balls launched from a cannon. The girls all grab onto each other, with Momiji serving as the anchor. Kusuri says they're all hanging off of nothing but Momiji's grip strength.
-->'''Chiyo:''' I think it's less grip strength and more grope strength.
* When Ahko goes to congratulate them, she's dragging along a blob with two smiling faces that the manga identifies as [[CutenessOverload the remains of Rentarou and Hahari.]]
-->'''Ahko:''' They like, literally melted.
* Yaku asks where she's supposed to support the kids from, still unaware that she just participated in the competition.

!!Chapter 129
* Rentarou asks Hahari, Iku, and Momoha if they can take a walk around the park after lunch. They say it sounds good, but they never get the chance to do so because Hahari kept spanking Iku while Momoha got drunk and laughed at what they were doing. This keeps going until it's night.
* On the next day, Hahari, Iku, and Momoha have a meeting where they discuss how they never did what Rentarou wanted to do yesterday. They decide to have a do-over date where they'll make sure they'll do what Rentarou wants this time. What follows is a panel where everyone is in the exact same pose and says the same thing word-for-word as yesterday, with the only difference being their clothes. Even the footnote is the same.
* The girls all try to stop each other from indulging in their usual activities, with Iku pushing away Hahari's arm, Hahari grabbing Momoha's arm holding a bottle of sake, and Momoha covering Iku's butt. All of them are trembling and sweating as they do this.
* During their walk, they come across the park's Oni Obstacle Course, where people have to carry a heavy block on their back, push a wheel to lift a gate made of logs, dodge a swinging log, and climb a rope against a waterfall.
-->'''Momoha:''' What is this, ''Series/NinjaWarrior'' from hell?
** Iku is seriously tempted to go on the obstacle course even though they're still supposed to be on their walk. Momoha gets her to snap out of it by biting her ear.
* When they encounter a vendor renting out Oni Baby costumes, Rentarou offers to wear one for Hahari. Now Hahari is the one who's tempted to go off track. Iku gets her to stop by doing an impression of her daughter Hakari scolding her.
* Their next stop is a place where people can get free sake and watch horse races. This time it's Momoha's turn to be tempted. Hahari stops her by pulling a stack of money [[VictoriasSecretCompartment out of her cleavage]] and slapping Momoha across the face with it. This causes Momoha to say the yen symbol and her [[WingdingEyes eyes to turn into two 100 yen coins]].
-->'''Momoha:''' [[NonSequiturThud Fat, fat stacks of cash... firmly 'cross the... cheek...]]
* After their date, the group is about to go home until they see a place where [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs all of the park's attractions are mixed together:]] people in Oni Baby costumes participating in the Oni Obstacle Course while spectators are given free booze and bet on the contestants. With all three of them tempted at the same time, the girls are unable to keep each other in check as they indulge without restraint.
* While Rentarou has a peaceful smile on his face, in his mind, he's drooling and has hearts in his eyes like the girls.
-->'''Rentarou:''' ''(thinking) Seeing them happy makes me happier than anything!''

!!Chapter 130
* The first page consists of everyone celebrating the anime's announcement, except for Yaku, who asks if anime is like a manga. Even Kusuri doesn't know how Yaku doesn't get that.
* Rentarou says, "They move! They talk! They're girlfriends...!" prompting Karane to ask if he's doing a stuffed toy ad.
* A humanoid silhouette with the words "Common Sense" on its face says a ''100 Girlfriends'' anime can't be done because of the various logistical problems, like the sheer number of major characters making the animation and voice acting insanely expensive, and some of the stuff they do isn't fit for public broadcasting. Rentarou screams at the figure to shut up while tackling it off the roof, causing the girls to shout his name in concern. Their landing creates an explosion that says "TY♥FOR ANIME", which makes the girls shout his name with even more concern. When Rentarou climbs back up alive while bleeding from the head and mouth, they shout his name with love.
* While watching Shizuka get patted on the head by Nano, Kurumi feels a strong urge to pat Shizuka too, but she thinks that would be weird and rude since Shizuka is older than her. Shizuka notices Kurumi is staring at her and starts to pat ''Kurumi'' on the head. Kurumi is embarrassed by this but eventually decides it's not so bad. Kishika is melting as she watches them, while Kusuri is giving Kishika a smug look.
* As Hahari works in her office, she notices Yaku is starting to fall asleep while sitting up. Hahari finds the sight so adorable that it gets her more pumped for work, which the manga calls "office therapy." Mei and Mai are in the background as they provide a blanket and pillow for Yaku.
* Rentarou dresses up as a gal again as he goes to several gal-only places with Ahko. When he's about to cheerfully enter the "gals-only bathroom" with Ahko, Rentarou suddenly refuses when he realizes that's a girls' toilet. Ahko on the other hand doesn't know what's wrong.
* Hakari and Momoha discuss their dreams about Rentarou with each other. Their dreams got so explicit that some of their dialogue is replaced with [[SoundEffectBleep bleeps]]. The two of them decide to put their dreams in writing and trade them with each other so they can read them, "Alone. At night." The subsequent image shows the two of them holding up their books with one hand [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration while their other hand is conspicuously absent]]. When Hakari gives "the goods" to Momoha, she says it will knock the latter off her feet, while Momoha says she might have to pull an all-nighter.
** Later, when Mai helps a drunk Momoha back to her tent, the latter drops her book by accident. When Shizuka looks at it, she goes wide-eyed with a blush on her face.
* While Naddy and Chiyo eat at [=McDonald's=], the latter cleans some ketchup off Naddy's face. Chiyo assumes that Naddy would just brush it off, but Naddy is actually embarrassed by what Chiyo did. This causes both of them to blush and sit in silent embarrassment.
* Uto recounts some of her usual tall tales, which are called lies by everyone but Yamame, who believes every one of them. Yamame's approval causes Uto's claims to escalate, to the point where she says she breathed life into man as they know it. After Yamame expresses amazement, she points out that would mean Uto is God, before showing shame over how buddy-buddy she was with Uto. This actually causes Uto to panic a bit as she calls her own remarks "a slight exaggeration" and denies being a god.
-->'''Meme:''' Uto-san's backpedaling...!\\
'''Momiji:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance Smoking out lies not by doubting, but by believing them]]— Mmh, pretty profound.
** When Karane says Uto's big mouth can't stop escalating, Naddy pops in asking if someone said Big Mac.
* Karane asks Mai if the latter ever has issues about chest sizes, considering she lives with [[BuxomBeautyStandard the Hanazonos]]. Mai claims it doesn't bother her until she realizes how much Mei admires Hahari, who has a large chest. Mai is too flustered to ask Mei herself, so she has Karane ask if Mei prefers big chests or smaller ones. Mei imagines that if she had a big chest, [[DCupDistress she wouldn't be able to catch Hahari in time if she fell from a great height]], while a smaller chest would allow her to catch Hahari with ease. After Mei says she prefers a smaller chest, Mai hugs her while Karane tries to deny liking Mei's medium-sized chest. Mei herself is confused by their reactions.
* When a girl on the tennis court hurts her leg, Kusuri and Momiji appear in nurse costumes to help her. Kusuri decides this calls for one of her drugs, but she lets slip that it's still experimental and quickly covers by shoving it into the girl's mouth, while Momiji massages her leg before cupping a feel of her chest. The girl is healed, but she believes it was Kusuri and Momiji's soothing cuteness that really healed her.
* During math class, Rin is inspired by Suu's NumberObsession to see them as [[AnthropomorphicPersonification people with numbers on their head]]. She imagines "three plus five" as two people being forcibly fused together, with 5 saying "kill me" and 3 screaming in pain. "Nine minus six" is 9 getting [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe torn in half]] by 6. "Seven times five" shows multiple 5s and 7s painfully budding from each other. "Eight divided by four" has 8 getting cut into pieces by 4 with a sword. Rin is so excited by these fantasies that the next time she meets Suu, she has a SlasherSmile on her face as she asks Suu to recount more tales of love.
-->'''Kurumi:''' Not exactly a face that screams "love talk."
* Nano shows Meme a stuffed toy she knit as a present. Even though the toy is so well-done that it looks factory-made, Nano thinks it still doesn't have the warmth that Meme's toys have. Assuming that Nano wants to give it to Rentarou, Meme suggests that Nano hold it all day while keeping the recipient in her thoughts. Nano proceeds to do just that while walking home from school and sleeping in her bed. Several days later, Nano reveals the toy is actually a present for ''Meme'' as thanks for [[CallBack giving her clothes to wear when she shrank back in Chapter 72]]. Meme trembles as she accepts Nano's present, with the narration saying the toy was soon used for a [[NinjaLog misdirection]].

!!Chapter 131
* Yamame's aunt and uncle own a tea shop named Mt. Tea, Aye.
* All Yamame's uncle ever says is "Aye-aye."
* When someone says, "Hot dog! Japanese YamatoNadeshiko!" Yamame assumes it was Miss Naddy, only for it to be a man ''even taller than Yamame'' who clearly has a poor grasp of Japanese.
* The man flirts with Yamame and tries to kiss her hand, only for Yamame's squirrel to slap him before making a thumbs-down gesture. He assumes the squirrel is a love rival.
* Rentarou and the man are about to engage in a sumo match over Yamame until a bear suddenly appears. Rentarou manages to scare it off by screaming "I LOVE YAMAME-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" The word bubble comes out of Rentarou's mouth like a BreathWeapon and pushes the bear away.
* Seeing Rentarou scare off the bear impresses the man so much that he has tears in his eyes as he envisions the former as a samurai. He proceeds to ask Rentarou for his autograph before saying sayonara.
* As Yamame and Rentarou go to bed, her aunt gets a glint in her eye. All that's in their room is a single futon and a box of tissues.
-->'''Narration:''' A young man and woman, and a single futon... It's easy to see where this is going— [[BaitAndSwitch They gabbed the night away, and then slept.]]
* Rentarou wakes up in the middle of the night to find Yamame is still asleep while [[MarshmallowHell clutching him to her chest]]. He briefly feels comforted by the way she holds him before trying to free himself from her grasp. However, Yamame [[TalkingInYourSleep tells him to stop fussing]] and holds him even tighter. By the time it's morning, she finds Rentarou [[ColorFailure completely colorless]] and lying motionless in the futon.
-->'''Narration:''' And then he needed plenty of mouth-to-mouth (and chest compressions).

!!Volume 15 Extras
* Rentarou and Suu pose together to make 22.
* Two of Kishika and Kusuri's classmates found out they were acting like babies because of the latter's drug. One of them figures that was why Kishika was acting like a baby, too. Kusuri is about to tell them that [[{{Womanchild}} Kishika]] was stone sober, only for a [[StepfordSmiler smiling]], profusely sweating Kishika to cover Kusuri's mouth.
* Hiro made a preliminary investigation into the Adult Theme Park to fill out his date guide book, although he was too scared to check out the rollercoaster. Hiro himself was DisguisedInDrag while his "date" was a life-sized doll of Rentarou.
* There's a page that gives a better look at some of the girls in their swimsuits in Chapter 127. The featured girls are the [[BuxomBeautyStandard more well-endowed ones]], except for [[ACupAngst Karane]]. Although Karane looks calm, her big "WHY ME?" indicates she isn't happy.
* Chiyo, Shizuka, Kusuri, Suu, Momiji, and Yaku are all holding hands as they head home, while Ahko is still dragging the blob Rentarou and Hahari became.
* When Rentarou is dressed up in the Oni Baby costume, Hahari, Momoha, and Iku are all ecstatic. Hahari's thought bubble contains a heart, Momoha's is [[VisualInnuendo a male symbol going through the hole in a female symbol]], and [[TooKinkyToTorture Iku's]] is the spiked bat Rentarou is holding.
* Common Sense's head and limbs get blown off its body as the narration says, "And thus, at long last the manga broke free of the yoke of common sense."
* Yamame indeed gave Rentarou [[KissOfLife mouth-to-mouth]] after she accidentally smothered him in her sleep.
* The Extra Chapter covers Suu's days in kindergarten.
** It turns out Suu went to a kindergarten called Onetwothree Kindergarten.
** While the other kids played outside, Suu sat in the shed next to the 1 2 3 podium she fell in love with. She said 1 is the fastest, 2 is so cool, and 3 is big, strong, and nice. When Suu said she loves them, she assumed since no one said no, they all love her, too.
** On Graduation Day, the students and ''the teacher'' all tearfully said goodbye to each other while Suu was expressionless. When Suu's mother informed Suu that the latter won't be going to kindergarten anymore, and thus she can't go to the shed the podium is in, Suu bursted into tears. Suu's mother was surprised that she's actually crying.
** Suu's teacher assumed Suu was crying because they won't see each other anymore. The teacher is in tears again as she tried to comfort Suu, only for Suu to shout, "I don't reawwy care about thaaaat...!" while still crying.
** The problem was resolved when Suu's mother took the podium home with her. She offered to pay for it, but the teacher just gave it to her because it was going to be replaced next year anyway.
** Back in the present, Suu is wiping the podium clean. The walls of her room are covered in numbers and her bookcase is holding various number-themed objects.
** Suu says there's someone she wants the podium to meet today. That person turns out to be Rentarou, who calls the podium "Misters One, Two, and Three."
* One drawing depicts Iku as a jellyfish called Jelliku Fish, [[TooKinkyToTorture who stings herself with her tentacle]].

* Mimimi compliments Mai's brow while stroking the latter's chin, which Hahari calls an (alcohol-free) alcohol-fueled encounter. Mai suddenly blurts out, "Nobody but me is worthy of being my shishter's shishter!" which [[NonSequiturcomes is out of left field]] even for her.

* After Rentarou has gone on to grope Rin, who becomes aroused at being on the receiving end of violence, and Karane, whose string of insults quickly degrade into a bashful "dummy", Hakari attempts to rally the other girls to fight back against him. Even if this is a bizarre, once in a lifetime opportunity... to nobody's suprise, she surrenders almost immediately.

-->'''Yaku:''' A bird turned a fish into a spear, yes yes.

* The other teams fumble passing the batons to each other due to how slippery they are, but the girls in Rentarou's family keep handing them to each other without issue due to how well they know each other.

* Mai and Mimimi engage in "brow sumo," which involves pushing [[ForeheadOfDoom their foreheads against each other]]. Mimimi wins thanks to her smooth skin causing Mai to slip and fall. Or maybe that's just Mai's clumsiness kicking in. Or both.

** Mai proceeds to rant about how she hates Rentarou for trying to "steal" Mei away from her and how confused she gets by his ridiculously handsome face, which is accompanied by a diagram showing Mai has to release all of her hate before she can admit her love.

* Kishika quickly suspects that ot osn't actually Rentarou and attempts to dispatch him, only for Rentarou to grope her as she begs someone to kill her.

--->'''Kurumi:''' What, you mean to grope your own man chest next?

** As Rin praises her, there is a text below Uto telling the audience that she can barely contain her own joy. [[FlatJoy Uto's own expression is the same as it always is.]]

* Hakari's toy spills nonexistent tea on Rentarou's toy, and Hakari uses it as an excuse to have her toy try to pull the pants off his toy.

* Mimimi is trying to have her toy wipe its mouth with a handkerchief, but the toy's movement is too limited to pull it off. This bothers Mimimi because drinking tea without wiping your mouth isn't beautiful, so Rentarou's toy does it for her.

* After Rentarou has gone on to grope Rin and Karane, Hakari attempts to rally the other girls to fight back against him. Even if this is a bizarre, once in a lifetime opportunity... to nobody's suprise, she surrenders almost immediately.
--->'''Shizuka:''' "The heck's wrong with ya?"

* Rentarou attempts to fondle Kurumi, but because her body's so young, she gets tickled instead of embarrassed. She decides to take the negation drug, to raise her tolerance for tickling... only to become embarrassed as Rentarou continues to fondle her now-matured chest.
--->'''Hahari:''' Two handfuls turned into four...\\

--->'''Karane:''' Two morons join the fray.

* Mimimi even goes so far as to strike Rentarou as he's grabbing Iku's chest, asking him if he thinks what he's doing is beautiful. Rentarou responds by grabbing Mimimi's chest and calling her breasts beautiful, which temporarily distracts her and makes her fall back into "Hmhmmm, naturally!" behavior.
* It is finally here when Momiji charges onto the school roof, and explains that she and Rentarou switched bodies using Kusuri's drug. While most of the girls seem surprised, an internal monologue reveals that many of them suspected as much and were secretly enjoying it while it lasted.

* The RunningGag of Ahko's {{Catchphrase}}.

* When Ahko says she wants to open her own stall so she can share her likes with everyone, Hakari reveals they had a spare stall in case someone like Karane demolished one. Karane slams down her hand while yelling "In case what?!" and ends up breaking her stall.

* Rentarou and the girls visit an Indian restaurant after their date, and the waiter serving them is wearing a smile that Karane wonders how long will last.
* Rentarou and Rin play a claw game, during which the claw pokes a teddy bear in the eye, which arouses Rin.
* Hakari shoots Karane point blank and then taunts her about not being able to get Kurumi.
* A fake zombie spinoff of the manga gets "advertised" after the game of zombie tag.
* It turns out that Naddy's students actually liked her ''because'' of her mangled attempts at speaking English as opposed to Japanese.

* A snapshot of the 3000 pages Rentarou spent tracking down Meme.

[[Funny/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou01 Volumes 1 - 5]] | [[Funny/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou02 Volumes 6 - 10]] | '''Volumes 11 - ''']]]]-]

[[folder:Volume 16 (Chapters 132 - 140)]]
!!Chapter 132
* A woman warns some men that if they don't leave her alone, they'll regret it. When she beats them up after they tried to attack Rentarou for asking them to stop, one of them says, "She was right, I do regret this!"
* After Rentarou gets a '''''ZING!!''''' with the woman, revealing she's #24, he asks if he can treat her to some tea or coffee. She accepts, much to the chagrin of the men who say, "Oh, come ''on!'' That's literally what ''we'' asked!"
** While they cry on their knees in shame, the men's inner thoughts reveal their [[WrongGenreSavvy belief in]] AllGirlsWantBadBoys. They then declare the age of bad boys being popular to be over and turn over a new leaf.
--->"It's all about regular-ass, generally [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan nice dudes]] now! I'm going to start being kind to people!"
* #24, Eira Kaho, makes a strong first impression as a practitioner of capoeira... until she freaks out when a ladybug lands on her drink, causing the ladybug itself to fly away while sweating bullets. Eira explains that since she's never been able to touch bugs, she can't hit them with a kick, and she's scared of anything she can't take out with a physical attack.
-->'''Rentarou:''' ''(thinking) That is a strangely primal point of view.''
** Rentarou also catches her drink out of the air without even looking, while still shocked by her sudden FreakOut.
** The pose Eira makes after falling on the ground looks quite similar to [[Anime/DragonBallZ Yamcha's infamous death]].
* The next thing that scares Eira is an adorable ''cat.'' She says it's hard to tell what animals want because they might lash out if you try to touch them, and if you can't touch them, you can't physically strike them.
** The cat itself is accompanied by the words "'Ello. Gimme some'n," and keeps ''asking'' people "gimme," culminating in the cat chasing a man who's allergic to cats while the cat ''says'' "Gimmeee."
* Eira freaks out again when a man ''sneezes,'' because you can't take out a cold with a kick.
-->'''Rentarou:''' As strong as your physical stats may be, [[WeakToMagic you're totally open]] to [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Special Attacks]].
* Allergies don't worry Eira because she can't catch them, but she does freak out when she notices an old woman walking a dog behind her.
-->'''Rentarou:''' ''(thinking) Uhh... at this point... isn't she basically just... a scaredy-cat...?''
* A woman trips over a rock (i.e. gets swooped into the air), causing the baby in her stroller to tumble out before immediately crawling away with stars in their eyes.
-->'''Rentarou:''' Like a beast set free into the wild...!
** Just before the baby is run over by a car, Eira stops the car in its tracks with a kick, without the slightest hint of fear. The spectacle isn't what registers in Rentarou's head.
--->'''Rentarou:''' AFTER ALL THAT FREAKING OUT, AREN'T YOU THE LEAST BIT SCARED OF BEING HIT BY A CAR?!\\
'''Eira:''' A car can be taken out with a physical attack.\\
'''Rentarou:''' MOST PEOPLE AREN'T TAKING OUT CARS ON THEIR OWN!
** The driver of the car asks if Eira is alright. She apologizes for kicking his car, while he's more worried about her.
** The baby is scared stiff after what happened, either because they were almost run over, or because they just saw Eira stop a car with a kick.
* Eira freaks out when Rentarou brings the ''baby'' to her because "You could accidentally kill a baby with even the lightest of touches," and if she can't touch it, she can't physically strike it.
-->'''Rentarou:''' I doubt you're going to need to strike a baby any time soon.
* The baby's mother screams in relief and rapidly says "thank you" and "sorry" repeatedly before saying she'll pay for the damages.
* When a thunderstorm begins and lightning strikes, Eira cowers in fear. Despite being [[FearOfThunder a more understandable fear]], Rentarou figures she's afraid because [[InsaneTrollLogic she can't take out lightning with a kick.]]
* Rentarou tries to have Eira take shelter in a playhouse, but she screams in terror because you can't take out darkness with a kick. Rentarou has to use his phone's light to brighten it up before she can enter.
* After Eira confesses she likes Rentarou, she starts freaking out before he can utter a word back. She assumes Rentarou won't go out with her because she's a second-year college student, and she can't kick ''heartbreak.'' Eira closes her eyes, covers her ears, and [[IgnoringBySinging sings "lalala"]] as she begs Rentarou not to say "it." She even tells him not to shake his head.
-->'''Eira:''' Hear no evil, see no evil!
* Eira calms down (for a second) after Rentarou kisses her, but then she starts shedding TearsOfJoy while professing that she's afraid of having to say goodbye someday. Rentarou assures her he won't let that happen, but she says you can't kick goodbyes. Then he says he'll do all he can to learn Special Attacks.
-->'''Ending Caption:''' He'd kick the laws of nature to the curb, if it was for her.

!!Chapter 133
* When Eira tells everyone she's a second year in college, Karane says, "Finally branchin' out into college, huh?"
* Momoha, who's already drunk, assumes Eira must be at least 20 since she's in college and asks if she has a favorite booze. Eira says her birthday is 8/3 (August 3rd), so she isn't old enough to drink yet. After Hakari and Rin comment about Eira's birthdate, a BeatPanel passes before they come to a sudden realization.
-->'''Hakari: A girlfriend with a birthday!'''\\
'''Rin:''' Of course, it only makes sense the first college student is in a league of her own...!\\
'''From offscreen: Do we all not have birthdays?!'''
* Uto speaks on behalf of the author to say, "When would that be opportune to bring up?" Kishika points out the author has the power to create whatever opportunity he wants, while Hahari wants to know everyone's birthdays so she can see art celebrating their birthdays on social media.
* Rentarou proceeds to reveal every girl's birthday in a WallOfText that nearly covers half a page. Not as massive as the one in Chapter 37, but it's still impressive enough to give Meme and Yamame a love throb.
-->'''Rentarou: I'll say that Iku's birthday is 1/9, Suu's birthday is 1/23, Ahko's birthday is 2/5, Miss Naddy's birthday is 2/11, Mimimi-senpai's birthday is 3/3, Nano's birthday is 3/14, Momiji-chan's birthday is 4/8, Kusuri-senpai's birthday is 4/18, Mei-san's birthday is 5/10, Hahari-san's birthday is 5/12, Uto's birthday is 5/16, Hakari's birthday is 6/22, Yaku-san's birthday is 8/9, Rin-chan's birthday is 8/10, Yamame-chan's birthday is 8/11, Kurumi's birthday is 9/3, Mai's birthday is 9/6, Karane's birthday is 9/9, Chiyo-chan's birthday is 10/1, Momoha-sensei's birthday is 10/8, Meme-chan and Kishika-senpai's birthdays are 10/10, and Shizuka-chan's birthday is 11/1!'''
** Some of the birthdates are amusingly appropriate. [[NumberObsession Suu's]] is 1/23, Mimimi's is [[RuleOfThree 3/3]], Nano's is [[MouthfulOfPi 3/14]], Yaku's is 8/9 like her age 89, and Momoha's is [[Mystical108 10/8]].
* Suu gets her own mini-WallOfText as she happily recites the numbers of everyone's birthdates.
-->'''Suu:''' 1 9 1 23 2 5 2 11 3 3 3 14 4 8 4 18 5 10 5 12 5 16 6 22 8 9 8 10 8 11 9 3 9 6 9 9 10 1 10 8 10 10 11 1!\\
'''Mai: Good lord.'''\\
'''Karane:''' ''Don't just start glitchin' out!''
* For posterity's sake, Mei reveals Rentarou's birthday is 5/1.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "Apropos of nothing" "into the void."\\
'''Mei: No, that was for the honored readers.'''
* Eira has trouble remembering everyone's birthdays, but Kusuri assures her it's fine since no normal person could, while Chiyo suggests Eira just continue her introduction.
* After Eira mentions she's half-Brazilian, Naddy and Ahko express amazement. Eira asks them why that's so interesting, since she assumed from their [[PhenotypeStereotype blonde hair and blue eyes]] that they're half-American, too. Nano tells Eira they're full-blooded Japanese.
* While Momiji is massaging Eira, she calls Brazil "the land of buttocks" and is so tempted by [[MaleGaze Eira's rump]] that she starts nuzzling her face on it, calling it "a Br'''ass'''ilian behind." Momiji actually apologizes when Eira reacts with shock.
* Having heard that Eira practices a martial art, Rin makes a FreudianSlip while asking Eira a question.
-->'''Rin:''' May I ask what vio— what martial art you practice?
* Yaku has a really hard time trying to pronounce capoeira, as she pronounces it as cuppo, capulera, and capybara.
* Kishika challenges Eira to a duel where they try to pop balloons on each other's heads. When the duel ends in a draw, Rin can be seen trembling with excitement, which Uto notices.
* The next person to challenge Eira is Iku, who's holding a bat across her shoulder like a delinquent. Iku places her balloon behind her butt, which leads to Eira [[LiteralMetaphor literally]] kicking Iku's butt while popping the latter's balloon. Iku [[TooKinkyToTorture enjoys the pain so much]] that she passes out.
-->'''Eira:''' What just happened...?!\\
'''Kurumi: She's just weird like that. You don't have to worry.'''
* Everyone is admiring how cool Eira is, until Uto points out there's a pillbug on her. Eira proceeds to fall in terror and desperately says "get it off" repeatedly.
* After Yamame manages to get the pillbug off Eira, Momoha asks if it was an [[Manga/NausicaaOfTheValleyOfTheWind ohmu]].
* Rentarou informs everyone that Eira is scared of anything she can't touch and take out with a physical strike.
-->'''Karane:''' What kinda meathead reasonin' is that?
* Kusuri gives Eira a vial containing her "kills-bugs-if-you-splash-it-on-them" drug, while mentioning it also kills humans if you splash it on them.
-->'''Kishika: So you brought [[AxesAtSchool a chemical weapon to school]].'''
** Eira tumbles backward in horror saying she can't take out a chemical weapon with a strike, tossing the drug in the process. After Kusuri catches it in a panic, she yells if Eira has some kind of death wish.
--->'''Suu:''' You really shouldn't be handing out deadly drugs willy-nilly.
* Mimimi tries to help Eira back to her feet, but the light bouncing off the former's forehead scares Eira, who calls it a [[Manga/DragonBall Solar Flare]].
* While proclaiming she can't beat [[LightEmUp light-attribute attacks]] with a kick, Eira bumps headfirst into Meme's chest, causing the latter to disappear. Eira shrieks in fear as she calls it [[Anime/DragonBallZ Instant Transmission]].
** Nano tries to assure her that was [[NinjaLog misdirection]], not Instant Transmission. Eira frantically asks if it can be kicked while Shizuka says it isn't a supernatural power.
--->'''Kurumi:''' ''(thinking) She kinda makes it look supernatural, to be honest.''
* Shizuka gets lifted into the air again when a strong wind blows, with Hakari remarking that a ''baby'' could beat Shizuka in a fight. Since Eira is already scared of babies because she's afraid of hurting them, she yells, ''"JUST ONE WRONG TOUCH COULD KILL HER?!"''
* Hahari starts pampering Kishika, causing the latter to enter baby mode, which makes Eira roll back in terror.
-->'''Karane:''' You got a screw loose if you see an actual baby here.
* Kishika notices the balloon on Eira's head leftover from her "duel" with Iku and tries to hit it with her sword, saying "Baboo! Ba-bout!" This leads to Eira cowering and shrieking in fear while Kishika is saying "baboo!"
-->'''Ahko:''' This's got like, a waaay diff vibe from their last fight.
* Chiyo enters OCD mode saying, "That's just bullying rrrgh!" as she tries to stop Kishika, but the latter accidentally knocks Chiyo's glasses off, causing her to cry. Uto tries to retrieve Chiyo's glasses but gets spooked when Kishika pops Eira's balloon. Kusuri is watching all of this with a smug face before calling [[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers Chiyo, Eira, and Uto]] The Three Mu''skittish''eers.
* Once Kishika regains her senses, she ends up in a PoseOfSupplication while saying, "Gaagh... Not again...!" Eira says she was blown away that Kishika had a "trump card" like that the whole time and calls it the latter's win.
-->She's been defeated in every sense of the word.
* Uto is already standing by the spectators as she gives Chiyo, Kishika, and Eira a reassuring speech. Momiji notes that Uto rallied quick.
* To get everyone to cheer up, Hahari says they should smooch Rentarou. Eira assumes Hahari is joking and calls it the most paper-thin excuse for a kiss she ever heard of. Everyone else is fidgeting with anticipation behind Eira.
-->'''Suu:''' Ahh, well, sounds good to me. Time for a kiss?\\
'''Mimimi:''' Naturally.\\
'''Nano:''' It would be efficient.
* When everyone but Eira starts kissing Rentarou, she sweats and wonders if she just got mixed up with some seriously deranged gang. She decides it should be fine since she can take out the vast majority of them with a kick.

!!Chapter 134
* When Shizuka explains through pantomime that her phone is broken, Ahko says she'd literally die if her own phone broke.
-->'''Suu:''' Then it's a good thing Shizuka's not a gal.
* Shizuka tries to communicate with everyone through charades. When Kusuri asks what Shizuka watched last night, the latter flaps her arms, which Kusuri guesses is a bird. Then Shizuka starts waddling like a penguin, which Kusuri realizes is Pentarou. Hahari and Kurumi get a love throb as they find the sight adorable.
* [[ContinuityNod There are some familiar sights in Nano's room]], like a miniature mannequin wearing the doll clothes Meme gave her and a Paddle-kun keychain Nano won from Iku and Mei's booth back in Chapter 88.
* [[CutenessProximity Nano is so captivated by how cute Shizuka is]] that the former wrote "Adorable," "Lovely," and "Headpats" as the answers to her math homework.
* While reading a book together, Nano asks Shizuka what the protagonist is feeling. Shizuka puffs up her cheeks to show the protagonist is mad, but she looks so cute that Nano thinks the protagonist was swallowed up by bottomless cuteness. Nano wonders why he would suddenly feel that way about his longstanding foe, before deciding human emotions are very complex.
* Shizuka is briefly taken aback when Nano invites her to join her in the bathtub.
** After letting Shizuka borrow her phone to type out messages, Nano explains that she wanted to create a relaxed environment for Shizuka to open up to Nano, who suspected something was amiss and that Rentarou wanted to respect her privacy.
* After Shizuka revealed that her mother took her phone from her, Nano calls Rentarou and asks him to come to her house. Rentarou says he'd drop everything if Nano needed him, even if he was in surgery.
-->'''Nano:''' If that were the case, I would prefer you stayed there.
* Rentarou is about to ring the doorbell to Shizuka's house until her mother appears behind him. It looks like Rentarou is about to have a Zing with her, only for '''''[[BaitAndSwitch NO ZING!]]''''' to happen.
-->[[OhCrap This is actually serious]].

!!Chapter 135
* Shizuka's mother tells Rentarou that after he graduates, he'll meet all kinds of girls in the world, like pretty girls, smart girls, and reliable girls, before asking why he would want to be with Shizuka in particular. [[DramaticIrony Unbeknownst to her]], Rentarou is already dating 23 other girls, some of whom match the above categories, among many others.
* Once her mother finally accepts the way Shizuka "talks" with the text-to-speech app, Shizuka finishes off the conversation with "Ayup."
* When Shizuka meets up with Rentarou and Nano, she tries to talk to them with her actual voice, looking comically flustered as she does so. Rentarou and Nano tell Shizuka she can just use her phone to talk while Nano pats Shizuka's head.
* Nano whispers to Shizuka that if she does want to express her feelings to Rentarou with her '''mouth''', there is a more efficient method. Shizuka proceeds to walk up to Rentarou and kiss him.

!!Chapter 136
* The narration says the family is at school to see the breathtaking night sky, followed by Eira saying "Breathtaking...!"
* Rentarou gets scared when he sees a figure in the school window. He briefly thinks he's just seeing things, until he wonders if it's someone trying to take creep shots of Momoha in her tent. An x-ray of Rentarou's brain appears saying "Exterminate."
* Some time after Rentarou left to investigate the figure, the girls hear a loud scream coming from the school. While speculating what happened to him, Uto suggests Rentarou encountered a strange apparition haunting the school, causing Eira to tumble back in terror.
* Nano says [[LetsSplitUpGang they should split up]] to find Rentarou, but Kusuri and Momiji point out that they could be ambushed if they're all alone, leading to Chiyo proposing they split into groups of two people. Even though everyone was supposed to be paired up randomly, all the girls team up with someone they already share a bond with.
* Hakari and Karane are paired up together, with Hakari hiding in the back. When Karane asks why Hakari is using her as a human shield, Hakari asks if Karane is scared. Karane angrily denies it, which gives Hakari an excuse to stay behind Karane, to the latter's frustration. While Karane complains about having to babysit a total wuss, Hakari blows on Karane's neck, causing her to scream in terror.
-->'''Hakari:''' You're totally scared.\\
'''Karane:''' You lookin' to get socked?!
** A nurikabe (wall monster) appears before Hakari and Karane as it repeatedly says "flat wall." While Hakari is horrified, Karane is [[BerserkButton furious]] instead because she thinks the monster is [[ACupAngst calling her a flat wall]]. Hakari tries to pull her away while Karane is daring the monster to say that one more time. The monster is actually sweating bullets while struggling not to say "flat wall."
* While paired up with Suu, Ahko says she's spooked out of her mind, even though she looks like she has a determined expression.
** Ahko lets out a "Waaah" when an amabie ([[OurMonstersAreWeird a fish that stands on three webbed feet, has long black hair, and a beak on its cheek]]) appears. She even starts shaking while saying she's freaking out like crazy. When Suu asks what it does, Ahko says she doesn't actually know because of how obscure it is. The two of them decide to take some selfies with it.
** The duo then encounter a {{cyclops}}-like creature. Suu shouts, "Oh... Oh my god...!" before gushing over how the creature only has one eye. Ahko says Suu has a new bestie to chat about numbers with.
* Shizuka is trembling in terror as she clings to Nano's arm. When they encounter a rokurokubi (a youkai that looks like a woman with an extendable neck), Nano declares there's no issue because unscientific entities can't exist, so this must be a human wearing a costume, and tries to walk past it, which causes the rokurokubi to start sweating. Nano decides to take a different route instead because of how terrified Shizuka is.
* Momoha is so scared that she wants to drink until she's too out of it to be scared, but Yamame won't let her because she doesn't want to look after Momoha while she's drunk. When Momoha asks if Yamame can drive back a {{youkai}} like a bear, Yamame says youkai are living things too, prompting Momoha to say, "Uhh, pretty sure they're not..."
** Upon running into a soul flame, Momoha screams in terror while Yamame collapses in horror because it's made of [[PrimalFear fire]]; Momoha is surprised that it's the fire that scares Yamame. Momoha has to carry Yamame as she runs away in a panic, bumping into more fire-themed monsters as they go. Every time, the only thing that scares Yamame is the fire.
--->'''Momoha:''' You know there's other things to be scared of here, right?!
* When Iku and Mei are approached by a faceless ghost (a noppera-bō), Mei ''asks the ghost if it saw Rentarou,'' causing the ghost to sweat. Iku has to drag Mei away while the latter explains [[EyesAlwaysShut she]] sensed the shape of a person, so she assumed it was "an honored human." They then run into a {{kappa}} who demands they give it their shirikodama. Since the shirikodama is said to be [[AnalProbing located in the behind]], Iku turns her butt to the kappa and ''moonwalks towards it,'' daring it to take hers. [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth The kappa runs away screaming]] while Iku continues walking backwards toward it.
* Mai asks Chiyo why she isn't scared at all. Chiyo says she has a lot of practice calming down people who get scared easily, accompanied by a flashback of her father Hiro clinging to her in terror because of a scary movie ad. Young Chiyo remains perfectly straight and pats her dad on the head while sporting a blank expression.
** They then bump into a goblin-like creature (chirizuka kaiō, a king of garbage) who's enjoying the pile of trash it's hoarded. Chiyo enters OCD mode and starts cleaning up the trash, driving the creature to tears. Mai tries to use her maid skills to help as she imagines Mei saying, "If anyone can, my little sister can." However, Mai's clumsiness just makes things messier, which cheers the creature up. This causes Chiyo's OCD to get worse, to the point where Mai says she can't tell which one's scarier.

!!Chapter 137
* When a talking, floating doll appears before Naddy and Yaku, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight the two reminisce]] over how [[YamatoNadeshiko they]] used to have a doll like that, with Yaku holding it and calling it cute. Then a girl in a kimono with bangs covering her eyes asks them to give the doll back to her. Naddy and Yaku simply return the doll to her with no fuss and tell her she should go home, causing her to sweat.
* Eira is clinging to Uto in fear because of how dark it is while Uto calmly reassures her. When they hear a series of loud noises, [[NotSoStoic Uto]] and Eira shriek in terror until a walking statue approaches them. Uto immediately calms down because while sudden, disturbing noises frighten her, moving objects are "utterly mundane to witness." Eira adopts a fighting pose and says she can take out the statue no problem.
* Kusuri is so scared that she considers taking her "kills-your-sense-of-fear-forever-and-ever" drug, but Rin tells her fear is necessary, because it's what makes violence so stimulating.
-->'''Kusuri:''' I couldn't care less about that, nope nope.
** Upon seeing a bloodstained schoolgirl [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe whose bottom half appears to be severed from her body]], Kusuri screams in horror while [[NightmareFetishist Rin]] exclaims "[[{{Catchphrase}} Molto violento]]!" As Kusuri runs away pulling Rin with her, they run into more gruesome youkai, like a bloodstained woman holding [[LosingYourHead her own head]] and a walking anatomy model with exposed muscles and organs. Each time, Kusuri screams in terror while Rin says "Molto violento!"
--->'''Kusuri:''' WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FRIGGIN' YOUKAI?! CAN WE GET A FEW NON-GRODY-GROSS-GURO ONES FOR A CHANGE?!
* Meme comments on how scary the school is at night, but Mimimi thinks the school is much more frightening during the day because of the damage ultraviolet rays can do to the skin.
** A woman wearing a face mask walks toward them and asks them if she is pretty. Meme recognizes her as the slit-mouth woman, Kuchisake-onna, who will reveal her [[GlasgowGrin slit-open mouth]] if you say she is pretty or slice you if you say she's not. Mimimi says the woman is pretty, but not as pretty as [[{{Narcissist}} her]], causing Meme to wonder which answer is that. The woman can't tell either as she can't decide whether to take her mask off or not. Meme shouts "Pomade" [[RuleOfThree three times]] to invoke the spell that will drive the woman away, but nothing happens. Mimimi asks if Meme needs a hair product before the latter disappears in embarrassment, leaving a toy ghost behind. [[HorrifyingTheHorror The woman yelps in terror before running away shouting "Ghooooost!"]]
* Kurumi and Momiji encounter a wrinkly, grotesque youkai with two fleshy balls where its eyes should be (a nuppeppō). Momiji thinks the youkai's eyes look like a chest and wants to grope them, prompting Kurumi to shout, "Are you nuts?!" before running away while dragging Momiji with her. The two then bump into another youkai called the adzuki bean washer (the adzuki arai), which causes Kurumi to get hungry.
-->'''Momiji:''' And ''you'' [[HypocriticalHumor got on my case]].
* Hahari and Kishika meet a woman that the former identifies as an ubume, the baby-snatching youkai. They try to run away, but the ubume saying, "Baby... My cute little baby..." causes Kishika to say "Mommy" and enter baby mode. When Kishika starts walking toward the ubume, Hahari tries to stop Kishika by pampering her, with Hahari looking very panicked as she does so. Then the ubume jealously snatches Kishika away from Hahari.
-->'''Ubume:''' ''Give her to me...! Give me my baby...!''\\
'''Hahari:''' She's mine!\\
'''Narration:''' She's not.
** Hahari and the ubume keep pulling Kishika back and forth from each other, saying "Mine...!" each time they do so. Their fighting makes Kishika cry, which is followed by a monstrous roar from somewhere, causing Hahari to wonder what youkai is going to pop up next. It turns out the roar came from Rentarou, who appears walking on all fours and sporting a NightmareFace while yelling, "WHO DARES MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND CRYYY?!" His presence causes the ubume to shriek in terror.
--->'''Narration:''' Answer: The boyfriend youkai.
** Why was Rentarou crawling? He said he passed out earlier when he ran into some youkai. Kishika's crying woke him up, but he still couldn't get his legs to move.
* Hahari notices that the ubume is actually [[MeaningfulName Yokai]], the head of the Youkai Research Club. Yokai in turn realizes that Hahari is the school's chairwoman. This is followed by Yokai, Hahari, and Rentarou with question marks in their speech bubbles, while Kishika says "Baboo".
* It turns out that the Youkai Research Club was holding their annual haunted house competition. They split into two groups, with one being the youkai and the other being the humans to be spooked. The club assumed Rentarou's family was the human group because the costumes and darkness made it impossible for them to tell they weren't club members.
* Yokai says they got permission in advance, but Hahari thought it was next week. Mai was supposed to add it to Hahari's schedule, but [[ExplainExplainOhCrap the former realizes she was so distracted while watching Mei that she made a mistake]]. Mei notices that Mai is sweating and approaches her ominously before it cuts away from Mei presumably spanking Mai again. Iku gulps as she and Ahko watch it happen while Mai apologizes and Eira calls out Mai for scaring her half to death.
* Some of the girls mention being scared by the club members before Rentarou says he was scared by a turbo granny. Yokai says none of them were dressed as a turbo granny, causing Rentarou and most of the girls' faces to darken as they realize there really could be a monster on the loose.
* A footnote at the bottom of the page reveals the turbo granny was the vice-principal without her makeup, who snuck into the school at night so she could look for boys' lost items.

!!Chapter 138
* Eira and Uto are on their way to meet up with Rentarou, Chiyo, and Rin, only to encounter a road work sign. They're not too bothered since they can take a detour, until they find another road work sign. When Uto says they'll be late if this keeps up, Eira collapses in horror because she can't take out being late with a kick.
** Uto tries to calm down Eira by asking if being late in and of itself has ever killed anyone. Eira in turn asks, "Does someone need to die before you feel fear?!"
* When they see ''another'' road work sign, Eira shrieks in terror and starts running while carrying Uto in her arm. Uto calmly messages everyone on her phone that they'll be late, followed by Chiyo and Rin saying they're late too because of all the roadblocks. Rentarou says they can postpone their meeting by an hour.
* The two of them meet up with Chiyo, who was watching a cat on top of a wall. Naturally, Eira falls down in fear because of the cat. When Chiyo tells Eira not to hurt herself doing that, Eira says it's fine because she has band-aids, since you can't take out germs with a physical strike. However, when Eira checks her pocket, they aren't there; Uto believes Eira lost them when she fell over in fear of being tardy. Eira claims she doesn't need them right now, but after they walk for a bit, Chiyo notices Eira is quaking in terror because of her fear of germs. When Chiyo reveals she has band-aids, Eira tearfully hugs her.
* After meeting up with Rin, the girls run into ''yet another'' road work sign. A man says they can go through his arcade, but they have to clear one of his games first. When one of the girls shouts, "You charge a road toll?!" the man says his arcade hasn't been doing too well these days since everyone is playing mobile and social network games.
* Rin notices the arcade has [[Franchise/ResidentEvil RE: Biohazard]] (with the H [[{{Pixellation}} blurred out with a mosaic]]) and volunteers to play it, while Chiyo points out they can finish it faster with two people playing. Uto declines because she isn't good with jump scares, and Eira says she can't kick a zombie in a game while adding she'd rather deal with real zombies.
-->'''Chiyo:''' Most people would say the opposite.
* Eira offers to pay for Chiyo and Rin, but they insist on paying for it themselves. After Eira notes that Chiyo doesn't have that much pocket money, she inserts her coin into the machine before Chiyo does and takes her place. The moment the game starts, Eira immediately screams in horror and collapses while Rin is giggling. With Eira unable to play, Rin picks up her gun and [[GunsAkimbo plays for both of them]].
-->'''Rin:''' Double the molto violento for the price of one!
** Afterwards, Eira nervously thanks Rin, who's so happy she's surrounded by sparkles.
* On their way to their destination, the girls see a runaway bulldozer being driven by a ''dog,'' who's happily wagging its tail with its tongue out. Unsurprisingly, the only thing about this that scares Eira is the dog, to Chiyo's disbelief.
* Just before the girls are run over by the bulldozer, Eira stops it in its tracks with a kick and even catches the dog when it gets launched out of the dozer. It isn't until the others point out the dog that Eira promptly tumbles back in fear.
-->'''Uto:''' Eira is as Eira does.
* Around the corner, the girls find... '''another''' road work sign. Things seem hopeless until a road worker informs them they were supposed to work all day and night on the road, but a boy working like a man possessed allowed them to finish early. The boy turns out to be Rentarou, who helped the workers so they could use the road. Rentarou's name gets rendered as "Rentarou-kun-san-senpai" because all the girls are talking at once.
* The girls apologize for the wait, but Rentarou claims [[BlatantLies he just got here]].
-->'''Narration:''' [[ThatLiarLies What a liar]].

!!Chapter 139
* Kusuri offers Rentarou a large tray of bread she and Momiji made. Karane finds this suspicious and asks Kusuri what she spiked it with.
-->'''Kusuri:''' Wow, rude much! All we did was knead my '''"Takes-the-taste-of-the-person-who-warmed-it"''' drug into the dough, yep yep!\\
'''Karane: That's what we'd call spikin'!'''
** [[BigEater Kurumi]] is standing next to Karane, drooling.
* The drug causes the bread to change taste based on the person who warms it in their hands. Eira is surrounded by a dark haze as she says she can't take out chemical weapons with a physical strike. Kusuri says it's just seasoning, not a weapon, noting, "You wouldn't die from a bit of sodium glutamate either."
* When Rentarou eats Kusuri's bread, he says it's bursting with a sweet flavor like D.I.Y. candy, while Momiji's is squishy and tastes like cotton candy.
* After Rentarou agrees to eat all the girls' bread, Hakari drools at the thought of Rentarou "[[DoubleEntendre tasting her]]," while Rin imagines Rentarou chomping on her arm so hard it causes blood to spurt out.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "Together, they are" "ladies of noble birth."
* Hakari's bread has a springy texture and a rosy fragrance, but it also causes Rentarou's body to feel flush.
-->'''Karane:''' The hell?! Do [[LovableSexManiac you]] just secrete aphrodisiac 24/7?!
* When Karane feeds Rentarou, she actually succeeds in putting the bread in his mouth instead of [[EyeScream his eye]]. Rentarou points this out, calling it, "The rarest of all Karane gacha pulls...!" The bread has a soft texture and tastes like spicy fried chicken, along with a sweet honey glaze. Hakari and Hahari tease Karane about how sweet she is, prompting her to yell, "Shaddap! I'll bust you up good!"
* Momoha's bread has the taste and smell of sake. Rentarou knows this despite being a minor because his dad accidentally gave him sake bonbons once when he was a kid.
* Kurumi's bread tastes full of crunchy kurumi walnuts. When Kishika questions how a drug can become walnuts, Kusuri reveals even she doesn't know, causing someone to ask if the bread is full of a foreign contaminant. Rentarou clarifies that it isn't actually full of them, it just tastes like crunchy walnuts, whatever that means.
* Meme fears her bread is tasteless when Rentarou says it [[ShapedLikeItself tastes like bread]], but she's relieved when he mentions it also has a sesame seed filling taste hidden in it.
* Naddy's bread tastes like a hamburger, which she takes as proof of her "'[[{{Fauxreigner}} Murrican soul]]." Rentarou elaborates that it tastes like a teriyaki burger, which Naddy calls, "The taste of 'Murrica!"
-->'''Nano:''' Incorrect. Teriyaki burger is a Japanese food.
* Suu's bread tastes like Coke Zero, [[NumberObsession appropriately enough]], prompting Suu to make a 0 with her arms.
* Shizuka's bread has a nice, sweet, cookie taste... and is shaped like a rabbit.
-->'''Iku:''' The taste has a shape?!\\
'''Chiyo:''' What did you put into these?!\\
'''Kusuri:''' I'm telling you, it's not the drug. [[LoveFreak Rentarou's girlfriend sense]] is just wigging out, yep yep.
* Chiyo's bread has a mellow texture with the comforting taste of a rolled omelet— along with freshly cooked salmon, pickled vegetables, and miso soup.
-->'''Mai: A full course family breakfast?!'''\\
'''Yaku:''' What a wonderful meal, yes yes.\\
'''Momoha:''' Ahh, what I'd do to [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer marry her]].
* Kishika's bread has a melty texture and tastes like a hamburg steak. She believes it's the result of tempering her body and chivalry every day, with Eira saying, "That's so you, Kishika-chan!" in approval. Then Rentarou reveals it's actually a kids' meal, a hamburg steak filled with cheese.
-->'''Uto:''' A fierce façade fielding a melty core— as one might say.\\
'''Kishika: Silence!'''\\
'''Eira:''' ''[[IronicEcho That's so you, Kishika-chan...]]''
* Eira's bread tastes like churrasco, a Brazilian food that has lots of beef cuts, vegetables, and fruits carved up and grilled on skewers. Yamame thinks beef and veggies sound great, Ahko thinks grilled pineapple is "sooo glam," and [[NightmareFetishist Rin]] is just fascinated by the words "carved up" and "skewered."
* Hahari's bread tastes like [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything milk]], Mei's tastes like black tea, and Mai's tastes like [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs milk tea]]. Hahari points out that it's almost like Mai is her and Mei's baby. Mei is flustered by Hahari's comment while Mai insists Mei is her dear sister, not her dear mother.
* Most of the girls say "Aaah" when feeding Rentarou, except for Yamame, who says "Aaaaye" and Mimimi, who says "Aaah-turally."
* After Rentarou eats everyone's bread, he says all of them have one-of-a-kind tastes and textures. Momiji reveals that Rentarou picked up on her contribution. All the textures he described... are accurate descriptions of the feel of everyone's chests. Meme is embarrassed while Karane demands Rentarou block that out of his memory immediately. When Hakari says he can forget Karane's but asks that he never forget what hers feels like, Karane suddenly demands he better not forget hers either.
* Next, it's Rentarou's turn to feed the girls his bread. When they eat it, they all feel like Rentarou is filling their mouths, which is visualized as every girl having a dancing mini Rentarou in their mouth. Rentarou in turn feels like all the girls are dancing in his mouth. One person says, "What's with the Bollywood production goin' on in your mouth?!"

!!Chapter 140
* The chapter opens with Rentarou and Yaku visiting an antique exhibition. Yaku has stars in her eyes as she admires all the antiques, saying [[TemptingFate there's no way such magnificent items could be forgeries]]. Then a squad of police storm in, complete with body armor and riot shields. One of them says, "This gallery's bought countless forgeries off of Yahoo and is trying to pass them off as the real deal!" so they're shutting it down. [[ComicalOverreacting He then tells everyone to run because it's dangerous and forgeries can rot your eyes if you stare at them too long]]. Rentarou notices that Yaku is blushing and shaking in embarrassment.
* Yaku admits that her eye for antiques is actually quite lacking. She mentions one time she was almost tricked into buying a vase that's supposedly worth 500 million for 500 thousand from a shady looking street vendor. Yaku was giddy while Kusuri's dad and Kusuri herself tried to stop her with their [[EyePop eyes popping out]].
* Kusuri tells Yaku she wants to see the latter go to the Anything Appraisal Troupe's show so she can see Yaku on TV. Yaku questions if that's really necessary since they'll all be on "Annie May" (anime) soon anyway.
** When Yaku asks if that show only occurs inside that box (the TV), Kusuri says it's a real thing that actually happens. This causes Yaku to ask if that means there are birds that talk like humans. Kusuri assures her that Pentarou isn't real.
* After Yaku reveals the vase she brought to the show was a gift from her late husband, Rentarou refers to him as Grandfather even though he isn't married to Kusuri yet.
* Several beautiful items are appraised on the show. Each time, Yaku believes the object is real, only for the troupe to announce, "It's a faaake." Yaku gets more nervous after each announcement while Rentarou gets increasingly sweaty. By the time it's Yaku's turn, Rentarou is sweating up a storm while Yaku is ''praying'' her vase is real.
* Yaku's vase is revealed to be "unmistakably a forgery." While Rentarou and Yaku are walking home [[GrayRainOfDepression in the rain]], Yaku is so miserable that her face is scrunched up like Kusuri's.
* Rentarou sees a reflection in a puddle showing there's something written on the bottom of Yaku's vase. When he asks her if he can see it, Yaku, still looking miserable, asks if he's going to shatter it.
* The vase has "Thank you... always" written on the bottom in English. Rentarou realizes that since Yaku's old husband was too shy to express himself, he wrote a message to her in a language she couldn't read so he could share his feelings for her by hiding it in plain sight. While the vase itself isn't the original, it was still something Yaku's old husband made for her himself.
** Yaku didn't recognize the letters at all, as she thought they were just a funny-looking scrape.
* When Yaku remarks on how a message was hidden there all along, Rentarou thinks to himself that calling it "hidden" would be very charitable. He also notes how Yaku's "discerning eye" sure is something else if she believed something with such a conspicuous message was the genuine article.
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[[folder:Volume 17 (Chapters 141 - )]]
!!Chapter 141
* Rentarou comes across a woman dressed like a cat sitting in a box that reads "Please adopt me" with the narration saying "Uh... Zing...?" When Rentarou makes eye contact with her, he gets a '''''ZING!''''' for real. Rentarou's thoughts show he isn't so sure about this one.
-->Zing? Seriously? What does the author expect me to do with this...?
** A RunningGag in the chapter is Rentarou breaking into OverlyNervousFlopSweat as he tries to get to grips with... well, ''everything'' about his latest girlfriend. Even for ''[[AllLovingHero him]]'', she's a weird one.
* The woman, named Tama Nekonari, constantly speaks in cat puns and [[TrrrillingRrrs trills her Rs like she's purring]]. When Rentarou points out that she looks like a human, Tama says that's just the vestiges left over from when she was a human.
* Tama was so fed up with her life that she ''[[DrivenToSuicide almost threw herself in front of a train]]'' so she could reincarnate as a cat. The only reason she backed out was because she realized she has terrible luck and nothing ever goes her way, so she might keep reincarnating as a human if she killed herself. So she decided she'd just act like a cat.
* When Rentarou feeds Tama some bread, he asks her what she'll do if no one ever adopts her. Tama says she's already accepted the possibility that she'll just starve to death if no one takes her in.
-->'''Tama:''' Give me felinity, or give me death...
* After Rentarou "adopts" Tama, the two of them play together in the park while she acts like a cat, such as RunningOnAllFours, pawing at a cat toy Rentarou's holding, and lying down while Rentarou pats her belly.
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* It's said that if two people walk through a particular ''torii'' gate while holding hands, their happiness is guaranteed...with a margin of error of a hundredth of a millimeter.