History Funny / Terminator2JudgmentDay

--> '''John:''' Now put up your right hand and say "I swear I won't kill anybody."

* The Terminator hotwires a vehicle… after which John instantly pulls out the keys from the visor.

* "I need a vacation".
* As Sarah is breaking out of the hospital, the guards try to reason with her and insist she's not a killer. Sarah snaps back they as far as she's concerned they're all dead anyway and they know how strongly she believes it, "so don't fuck with me!"

'''John''': 'bout all of 'em, I think.
* John needs money from the payphone to make a call. He asks the Terminator for a quarter. The Terminator smashes the bottom of the payphone, breaking the coin collection box. He follows it up by handing John [[ExactWords exactly one quarter]] given that's all he asked for.

** [[FridgeHorror Maybe its never seen a live one before. After all, a war of genocide doesn't usually involve allowing for survivors, no matter the age.]]

** It's even homaged in the sequel - when[[ExorcistHead the T-X's head does a 360]] after being hit, she replies with a QuizzicalTilt and a reproving expression. The Terminator's expression is a clear "OhCrap".

* John teaches T-800 to do high-fives and puts his own palm for T to swat it... with, basically, a metal rod. T doesn't break his arm, of course, but it still hurts.
** Afterwards, the T-800 pulls the "too slow" trick John just taught him.
* The security guard before his EyeScream moment. He just got a full house on his coffee cup poker game, before the moment and him was killed by the T-1000.

* When the T-1000 spotted John, he walks after him while pushing a kid out of his way.
* The bar scene in the beginning, the female patrons [[GagPenis looks down]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5KTSaFhY0 and grins seductively.]] Implying that the T-800 is well-endowed.

** It's even homaged in the sequel - after [[ExorcistHead the T-X's head does a 360]] after being hit, she replies with a QuizzicalTilt and a reproving face. The Terminator's expression is a clear "OhCrap".

** Then, [[GilliganCut basically a few minutes later]], [[LoopholeAbuse The Terminator shoots somebody in the legs]]. His explanation to John?

* After the T-800 gets [[DestinationDefenestration put through a window]], the T-1000 does a DoubleTake at the [[{{Foreshadowing}} shiny, silver, smooth, featureless shop window dummy]] before leaving.

* John makes the Terminator promise that it will not kill anyone. [[ExactWords The Terminator proceeds to shoot the guard in the kneecaps.]] "He'll live."

--> John: Now you gotta promise you won't kill anyone, right?
--> Terminator: Right.
--> John: You swear?
--> Terminator: What?
--> John: Now put up your right hand and say "I swear I won't kill anybody."
--> Terminator: (parrots) [[{{Adorkable}} I swear I will not kill anybody.]]

--> John: No, no, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "eat me." And if you wanna shine them on, it's "hasta la vista, baby."
--> Terminator: (''flatly'') Hasta la vista, baby.
--> John: Yeah, or "later, dickwad." And if someone gets upset, you say "chill out." Or you could do combinations.
--> Terminator: (''also flatly'') Chill out, dickwad.
--> John: That's great! See, you're getting it!

--> Terminator: (parrots) [[{{Adorkable}} I swear I won't kill anybody.]]

* John needs money:
--> '''John''': (in a phone booth) You got a quarter?\\
'''T-800''': (smashes bottom of payphone, quarters fall out)
** He follows it up by handing John [[ExactWords just one]] given that's all he asked for.
* When the Connors are planning to flee to Mexico. The Terminator sees a baby, then picks it up and looks at it ''like he has no idea what it is''.

--> Termianator: (Parrots) [[{{Adorkable}} I swear I won't kill anybody.]]

* The stiff and clumsy manner in which The Terminator takes his vow
--> John: Now you gotta promise you won't kill anyone, right.
--> Terminator: Right
--> John: You Swear?
--> Terminator: Swear?

* John tries to explain what a smile is to T-800 - he then looks at a passer by and scans his smile to imitate it - [[http://howsyourrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/terminator-2-smile.jpg this is the result.]]

* In the second movie, when the Connors are planning to flee to Mexico. The Terminator sees a baby, then picks it up and looks at it ''like he has no idea what it is''.

* John makes the Terminator promise that it will not kill anyone. [[LiteralGenie The Terminator proceeds to shoot the guard in the kneecaps.]] "He'll live."
* Minor scene from T1, the phone booth scene. The guy says the ''Terminator'' has an attitude problem.

* John needs a dime: