History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

-->'''Michelangelo:''' ''(From storm drain)'' You're standing on it, dude! ''(Deliveryman jumps back. Mikey sticks a bill up)'' Just slip it down here. ''(pulls the pizza down)'' G-gimme that!
-->'''Deliveryman:''' ''(quickly grabs the money)'' Hey, this is a ten. The tab's thirteen!

'''Donatello:''' [''feels his head for a bit''] Elf Lips.

** April's reaction to seeing the mutants. First, she squeezes upon seeing Splinter. Then she screams her lungs out when she sees the Turtles, causing them to scream too.

''[Leo and Don snicker.]''
* Leonardo grabs on a bike hanging on the ceiling and starts kicking the Foot ninjas which is considered a bicycle kick oddly enough. The handle breaks off, he falls and three ninjas jump on him.

** Also, when they first notice that the reporter is that woman they saved from being mugged, ("That's her!") Mikey pretends to kiss the screen. "Mmmwah! I'm in love!"

** Even Raph laughs at it, while earlier he just sulks around as usual while Mikey does his impressions.

-->'''Raph''': A Jose Canseco bat? [[TakeThat Tell me... you didn't pay money for this]].
-->'''Casey''': Ooooh... That's it! ''(nails Raph in the back with a second bat)'' It's a two-for-one sale, pal.

-->'''Raph''': COME BACK HERE! I'm not finished with you! (''{{Beat}}, before cutting to the New York City skyline'') '''''[[SkywardScream DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!]]'''''

--->"Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! DO SOMETHING!"

-->'''Don''': Hey look. Nyuk-nyuk. I think he's blushing!
-->'''Raph''': I am not!
-->'''Don''': I think he's actually turning red-- (''Raph hurls the Sai and it lands point-first between Donnie's legs'') -- [[VerbalBackspace Err, maybe not.]] (''Mikey simply nods, wisely staying quiet'')

-->'''Casey Jones:''' Not even close, Zip-neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.\\

** Also, Leo doesn't seem to pay no mind Donnie and Mikey when they walk pass between him and Raph.

** It's even funnier when you realize the passenger of the taxi is Raph's actor out of his turtle costume.

* In the wake of the 1990 film, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbbg0vPXxB8 the Turtles appeared on the Barbara Walters Oscar Special]]. Walters was famous for eliciting tears from celebrities. The interview was staged so that Donatello would tear up, but [[ThrowItIn the animatronics went wrong and instead, the water came almost]] [[OcularGushers ''shooting'' out of his eyes.]] The actor stayed in character, and started {{Wangst}}-y sobbing. The Special [[ThrowItIn left it in]].

** And before that? Casey and Donnie casually having, of all things, a [[ShipToShipCombat shipping debate]] involving [[Series/GilligansIsland Gilligan's Island]] while fixing the truck.

-->'''Raph''': A Jose Canseco bat? [[TakeThat Tell me - you didn't pay money for this.]]

-->'''Raph''': Get back here! I'm not finished with you! ({{Beat}}) '''''[[SkywardScream DAMN!!!!!]]'''''

--->"Ninja kick the damn rabbit! DO SOMETHING!"

* In the wake of the 1990 film, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbbg0vPXxB8 the Turtles appeared on the Barbara Walters Oscar Special]]. Walters was famous for eliciting tears from celebrities. The interview was staged so that Donatello would tear up, but the animatronics went wrong and instead, the water came almost [[OcularGushers ''shooting'' out of his eyes.]] The actor stayed in character, and started {{Wangst}}-y sobbing. The Special left it in.

* Raph, Don, and Mikey were playing a board game when Leo barged in and steps on the game board, ruining the game much to their aggravation.

* Raph, Don, and Mikey were playing a board game when Leo barged in and steps on their game, much to their aggravation.

-->"Now... exactly... what point... did we lose... control, here?"

* Donny and Mikey during "meditation".

-->'''Mikey''': Well it's sort of like meditating.
* The pizza slice scene in the beginning.
-->'''Michelangelo:''' ''(While Leonardo is slicing the pizza with his katanas)'' Yes, friends, the new Turbo Ginsu! Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices and it makes French fries in three different- ''(One slice lands on Splinter's head)'' Whoops!

** Even better, before going to see Sterns, April had a crew member time her meeting with DaChief. After the above line, it cuts to April leaving the office, and the worker notes, "One-oh-seven, a new record."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7v7avqqzh0 Mikey and Foot Soldier nun-chuck scene]] is the funniest scene ever what's funny about this is the Mikey is showing off his nun-chucks to his enemies while one soldier show it off to his enemy what makes this even more funny is that in the background Donny is like "Seriously! He's showing off nun-chucks when we should be fighting the enemies?" while one of the another soldiers is like "Are they for real?" while looking at another soldier. Mikey then whips around his nun-chucks in the air while he tells the soldier to keep practicing.

* Shredder [[FunnyBackgroundEvent pacing in the background]] while the team has a [[HuddleShot huddle]].

* Raph, Don, and Mikey were playing a board game when Leo barged in, stepping on their game, much to their aggravation.

--> '''Casey:''' You know, a little *pantomimes misting spray* Primatene might help clear that up. ''[[TalkToTheFist *gets punched*]]''

-->'''Donnie:''' ''(With his mouth full)'' Pork rind.

-->'''Mikey:''' ''(Imitating James Cagney)'' "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! You dirty rat!"\\

** Even Raph laughs at it, while earlier he sulks as usual during Mikey's imitations.

-->'''Leo:''' [[MoodWhiplash Splinter's alive!]]

'''Michelangelo:''' ''(To phone)'' Uh, that'll do.

-->'''Michelangelo:''' ''(From storm drain)'' You're standing on it, dude! ''(Deliveryman jumps back. Mikey sticks a bill up)'' Just slip it down here.
-->'''Deliveryman:''' ''(quickly grabs the money)'' G-gimme that! Hey, this is a ten. The tab's thirteen!

-->'''Donnie:''' (With his mouth full.) Pork rind.

-->'''Mikey:''' "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! You dirty rat!"\\

* "Are you trying to tell me how to [[Main/BrooklynRage DO MY JAAAAAAAHHHHBBBB?!"]]

-->'''Casey''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ooooh...]]

--> '''Casey''': You never even looked at another guy before!