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(''The team has caught the Russian Mafia preparing to shove a tied-up Merasmus into their car's trunk. They stop, and a shaken Merasmus looks over at Heavy.'')\\

(''A tied-up Merasmus is sitting in the Russian Mafia's car trunk. The goons stop forcing him inside, and Merasmus looks over to Team Fortress.'')\\

*** Followed by Ms. Pauling wondering what's going on and Spy suggesting that Demo's body spent so subsisting on alcohol that it perceives him eating solid food and water as a poison.

--->'''Sniper:''' [hands firmly gripping Medic's throat] You were ''smilin''. The last thing I ''saw'' 'fore I bled out and ''died'' was your smug, evil grin!\\
'''Medic:''' I was happy to see you! [[TheUnSmile That's just how I]] ''[[FaceofAThug look]]'' [[TheUnSmile when I smile! Smug and evil!]] [grins] [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/dec65c95d7960a2c1ef5cbc3b6d2a242/tumblr_ntz2gv6A7x1qfnhmgo1_400.jpg See]]?

** Zhanna and Soldier fight nude and covered in honey, and talk about how freeing it is.

** When Miss Pauling convinces everybody that mayors aren't allowed to do certain things, including hang people, the local pizzeria owner removes his mustache and complains, "Mayor Mike, you make-a Guiseppe dress and-a talk like-a Italian stereotype for-a TEN YEARS!"

*** The flex is especially funny. Normally, it would result in [[FlexingThoseNonBiceps one of the most wimpiest flexes known to man]], but in Heaven, Scout's flex is so great [[ShiningGoodness God himself is unable to gaze upon its glory]].

** The Soldier's reaction to the Scout outing him as the mastermind of the event -- namely, pushing [[NukeEm a Payload Cart]] into a Mall Santa training facility -- with the Spy looking on in utter embarassment.

'''Soldier:''' I will not be cowed by jewelery! That amulet belongs around my neck! Miss Pauling, '''''I pick up the amulet'''''.\\

** Heavy tries to bribe Pryo with a lighter. Pyro is clearly not satisfied with it, as he crushes it in his hand. Cue the Administrator [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing at what she just saw.]]

*** To be fair to Soldier here, Little Jack ''really'' needed that haircut. Bowl cuts *shudder*

* Day one of the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=8260 Pyromania update]] and their opinion of the name of creators of "The Safety Dance".

** For example, the intro starts with a rather bland and boring exposition with 2 bland and boring scientists, cue Saxton Hale '''[[BreakingTheFourthWall LITERALLY BARGING THROUGH THE PAGE ITSELF]]''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall to change it to that of an action movie]], complete with [[RuleOfCool a sword fight over a volcano while pterodactyls fly over and around the 2 women fighting]].

* [[http://www.teamfortress.com/wizardcon/ This update hint]] is basically RapidFireComedy after the first article. Sections range from the Scout putting out a personal article, to Merasmus selling Soldier as a familiar, to someone directly asking the Soldier to eat weeks-old condiment packets.

** Classic Soldier's WeaponOfChoice was apparently [[http://www.teamfortress.com/catchup/#f=14 the civilian's umbrella]].

--->'''Sniper:''' [hands firmly gripping Medic's throat] "You were ''smilin'''. The last thing I ''saw'' 'fore I bled out and ''died'' was your smug, evil grin!"\\
'''Medic:''' "I was happy to see you! [[TheUnSmile That's just how I]] ''[[FaceofAThug look]]'' [[TheUnSmile when I smile! Smug and evil!]]" [grins] "[[https://41.media.tumblr.com/dec65c95d7960a2c1ef5cbc3b6d2a242/tumblr_ntz2gv6A7x1qfnhmgo1_400.jpg See]]?"

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*** Either Spy's actually shanked a number of former cellmates during his jail time--explaining Scout's earlier "told us not to do that" comment--or the Mayor took the photo ''seconds ago as it was happening'' and then added it to the collage.