History Funny / TalesOfXillia2

* [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound The Mutton Man]] returns!

* [[MostAnnoyingSound The Mutton Man]] returns!

--> '''Julius:''' "Something bugging you?"
--> > Julius, [[ColdOpen I had a dream last night]] [[BrutalHonesty that you killed me]].
--> '''Julius:''' "You dreamt that I killed you? Well, if you keep decimating my supply of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood tomato]] cupcakes, perhaps that dream'll come true."

* The jingle Wingul and Gaius had for their Link Arte. Considering their connection in the previous game, this doubles as [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]] and [[TearJerker a tearjerker]].

** And Leia apparently sent Alvin a picture of a frog, using it to describe her frustrations to Alvin. Given how [[{{Tumblr}} certain]] websites have brought back Pepe The Frog, this adds a dash of HilariousInHindsight to it.

** For the other characters you can change the name of their linked Mystic Arte with Ludger. Some are tame such as Jude's Judgment of the Heavens, but then there's Elize's Blessed Arte the Pink, where the two use their pro-pinkest power to decimate the enem.

** For Muzet, Alvin, Milla and Rowen Ludger gets a color variation based on their respective outfits. The way each one gifts these clothes to Ludger is amusing, from Muzet hunting down Ribbits to make the clothes to Ludger questioning Milla if Jude is going to get mad at him for receiving a [[ShipTeasegift from Milla like this,]] to which she is confused to why it should matter.

** Later Milla might comment that she wants to create some Maxwell dumplings to compete with the Gaius dumplings and will include [[LethalChef crazy ingredients]] that will contain flavors that emulate the Four's elements. And who is she going to make and sell these? Why Ludger of course.

* Jude's 4th Episode involves a fractured dimension where Light Spirit Aska is captured at the Laforte Research Center and is... ''[[CampGay very friendly]]'' with Jude. He should really think twice about whom he tethers with.
** And given how Aska reacts to Jude telling him that he can't tether with him anymore, and the previous establishment of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything what tethering means]], it comes across as a really bad break up. And then you fight Aska.

-->'''Elle:''' "Gaius, are you a masochist?"

--> '''Elle:''' "Gaius, are you a masochist?"
--> '''Gaius:''' "Where... did you learn that word?"
--> '''Elle:''' "Oh, Alvin told me. He says you really love getting attacked."
--> '''Gaius:''' "Oh, really? We'll see about that, then..."
--> '''Elle:''' "Kay."
--> ''(Gaius heads off to confront Alvin)''
--> '''Alvin:''' "Whoa-whoa, chill out, guys! [[LaserGuidedKarma Uhaaaa!!]]"

* Elle, Teepo and Elize tease Alvin about his age and how he is now desparate to be found attractive by younger women, when he tries to flirt with Elize.
** Choose to go along with the teasing and Alvin says he'll enact revenge on you.

** Picking the latter has Elle be surprised that Rowen used to wear dresses. [[{{Troll}} Rowen]], of course, plays along and states how he first was uncomfortable with it, but began to love wearing dresses and see himself as beautiful. Elle and Alt Milla completely buy it and Ludger is surprised that Rowen kept running with it.

** 1st Episode, they want to find out Dr Nigel's whereabouts, but his student says he cannot reveal that, only for Muzét to ask for the information in exchange of letting the student... 'research' her, as she's a spirit. Naturally, Ludger quickly blocks Elle's view of this and the screen goes black [[InnocentInnuendo with some suggestive dialogue between Muzét and the assistant]]. After the image returns, the student has a banana-shaped grin on his face.
*** Ludger's face the first time he reads Muzét's childish, teasing mind. OhCrap does not even describe it. And his facial expression when Dr Nigel tells him that he can't take the special bracelet off, or it'll kill him.

** Her 2nd Episode has her travel to a fractured dimension, where Agria is her friend. Upon meeting her, she takes a look at Alvin and Ludger and wonders who she's been picking up.

** Listening will Vera tell of a story during Nova's college time. She was in love with one of her classmates and intended to give him a present along with a confession, so she stopped by his house. Since he wasn't there, Nova gave the gift to his younger brother and ran off without a word. This caused the younger brother to think that Nova was in love with ''him'' and she wasn't brave enough to tell him the truth. Realizing whom she's talking about, Ludger is heartbroken about this - he actually sounds like he's about to cry.

** If you don't pay into your debt for some time, she'll call you and either pretend to act like she's an affair calling her lover or her sister.

---> '''Nova:''' "We have detected an outstanding invoice on your account. Please take care of it at your earliest convenience. Hihi, did I sound like Vera?"

---> '''Nova:''' "No way! No way! This can't be happening!" ''(after you pay)'' "Sorry, Ludger, middle of a crisis here! [[BigNo Noooo]]!"