History Funny / SwordArtOnline

** Earlier, Ronye mumbled in frustration that Kirito's friends were all female when Sinon introduced himself and the beauty sniper replied there are more.

* When Kirito mentions the Augma's capability to learn stuff, Lis' Augma gives her a health warning about the dessert she gets from winning a game of ''VideoGame/PacMan 256'' at Wagnaria. She sulks and leaves grumpily.

-->'''Silica:''' Hey Leafa, (start singing) "♫[[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you want to build a snowman?]]♫"

-->'''Quinella''': I swear to the goddess Stacia, as soon as you have fulfilled your mission, my body will be yours for the taking. '''''BUT NO MOTORBOATING, YOU LITTLE BITCH.'''''

* When Tiese and Ronye arrive to report the completetion of their tasks to their senpai, Eugeo is there but Kirito is absent. Eugeo starts talking about how Kirito is an irresponsible senpai and offers to let Ronye put in an application to change mentors, though Ronye declines followed by Kirito entering [[ThereWasADoor ''through the window'']] of all things.

* Episode 1. Barbossa demand Alice to cut a tree and she uses a sword. The other woodcutters laughed at her until their expressions transition to panic when the tree started falling onto them.

* Episode 10. After their rocky first meeting, both Alice and Asuna go into ClingyJealousGirl mode over Kirito. Ronye and Tieze watch it and are left speechless. Then, [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Tieze tells Ronye they go prepare the water before running off.]] Poor Ronye who mumbled that Kirito was her senior/senpai.

** What follows is a romantic counterpart of a KillCountCompetition. Asuna brags about how long she and Kirito were comrades-in-arms (2 years) and how long they've been properly dating (1.5 years) and even living together (2 weeks). Alice is momentarily taken-aback but then retaliates with how long she's been living with ''and'' taking care of Kirito (6 months).

** A few chapters later, [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Kizmel]] ends up joining Kirito in the bath. His response is to have his own FreakOut while Kizmel passively comments that his voice "sounds galvanized."

* That time Asuna goes underwear shopping and when she's pulls some aside to pick them out, Argo's smug face is on the other side. Argo then promises she will sell this information at the highest of prices, but the next scene has her selling it to Kirito... who pays her but walks off without actually hearing the info.

* Episode 5. Alice meets Fanatio, and is surprised that the Vice Commander is showing her true face and is acting femininely. The Vice Commander wishes to meet Kirito to thank him for fighting and defeating him despite knowing her true gender, but Alice refuses for the time being. [[SitcomArchNemesis The two of them start arguing]] with Alice telling Fanatio she should have had Bercouli defeat her if she wanted a man to beat her so badly, while Fanatio retaliates that as the WorldsStrongestMan he would go easy on everyone, but Alice follows up that she always leaves Bercouli breathless from going all out. Bercoulli promptly [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere decides to retreat]] so that the girls wouldn't drag him into the argument and when they turn to him he's already gone.

-->'''Lizbeth''': [[BrutalHonesty Why can't we all be a]] {{Music/Vocaloid}}?

* [[Main.DVDCommentary Sword Art ''Offline'']], sanctioned by the author himself, is presented in a news-variety show format. Character traits subtly implied (ie. Asuna's [[ClingyJealousGirl clinginess]] and [[{{Tsundere}} temper]], Kirito's [[ButtMonkey misfortune]] and love of [[TheGadfly teasing others]], Klein's [[AllMenArePerverts dirty mindedness]], and Heathcliff's [[{{Troll}} epic trolling]]) in the series are cranked UpToEleven.

** In a rather ironic aversion of the anime commentary in [[Main.ChildrenAreInnocent Yui's]] episode, the manga omakes reveal that (in that continuity) Yui was observing Asuna and Kirito's behavior from the start. ''Everything''. Possibly including, [[Main.MemeticMutation yes friggin 16.5.]] To quote:

---> '''Kirito:''' That dungeon [where the legendary katana is being held] is freakin' hot!\\
'''Klein:''' And this Jotunheim place is freakin' cold!\\
'''Kirito:''' ''(to Sinon)'' You've hardly had your avatar for two weeks and you're already looking for a legendary weapon?

'''Asuna:''' I'm sure the one right here - the one who [[NoodleIncident once]] plummeted from a pillar outside Aincrad trying to [[DungeonBypass climb up to the next level]] - I'm sure he'll exepriment with that one day!\\

** Even more hilarious is Kirito's reaction. He has no idea what Sinon's plan is, while she places the grenade in his palm. It's not until she pushes the activation button and it starts beeping that realizes what Sinon meant by a "souvenir grenade". [[OhCrap He flat out panics and starts juggling it not sure what to do.]] Sinon suddenly [[TheGlomp glomping him]] with a happy smile on her face while he has a nervous and ridiculous grin and laugh, as he's realized ThisIsGonnaSuck, and is probably deciding what's worse, that he's about to be blown up by the grenade, or knowing that ''everyone watching the tournament live can see this happening.'' The fact Kirito is going to have some explaining to do to his friends, not to mention his '''''Wife and Daughter,''''' back in ALO, just sends the scene over the top in hilarity.

* The first time Asuna gives Kirito a sandwich that she made herself. Kirito loves it so much he suggests Asuna could sell it, only to become distracted and drop it, where it promptly impacts the ground and the item's durability hits its limit and shatters. Kirito then has an over the top emotional reaction, with his palms on the ground as if grieving his sandwich.

** It starts off with Asuna and Kirito hosting a party at their home on New Ainrad floor 22. As an estimate, it's them and their friends from SAO [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg plus Leafa and Sinon]], Furinkazan, the Sleeping Knights, the leaders of the Sylph, Cait Sith, and Salamander factions, and a few others. Out of nowhere, Jun suggests that, since the SK have their proof of existence from floor 29, why don't they just go [[ZergRush take on the floor 30 boss together]]? Cut to them [[LeeroyJenkins doing just that]] - and ''winning''.

--->'''Lisbeth:''' You're insane.
--->'''Kirito:''' Maybe, but that's all I got for ideas right now.
--->*cue EpicFail, punctuated further with [[ImpactSilhouette a Kirito-shaped hole in the ground]]*
--->'''Kirito:''' *seemingly unfazed by the fall* ...If I had more of a running start, I probably would have made it.
--->'''Lisbeth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I don't think so.]]

--->'''Kirito:''' So, uh, [[AskAStupidQuestion how many times have you been married, anyway?]]
--->*Asuna immediately grabs a fork and holds it to Kirito's face*
--->'''Kirito:''' Wait, I didn't mean it! That didn't come out right! You were talking about how it's romantic and plastic and--
--->'''Asuna:''' *interrupts Kirito* I did NOT say that, you ass! *kicks Kirito in the shin* What I said is that it's romantic and pragmatic! For your information, the word "pragmatic" means "practical."

-->'''Alicia:''' Oh come on, Sakuya, [[ACupAngst that's not fair]]! [[BoobsOfSteel You're totally seducing him with those things!]]\\

-->'''Leafa:''' We're raiding the World Tree - him, you, and me.
-->'''Recon:''' All right... [[DelayedReaction Wait]], ''[[BigWhat what!?]]''

-->'''Sinon''': I don't care, they can think what they want! The guys in this game are dorks. If they think I'm gay, at least they'll stop hitting on me every five seconds.

-->'''Klein:''' 'Man, it must be so hard for you chick magnets.
-->''(Kirito kicks him in the face, still holding Excalibur)''

--->A little fairy flew from Asuna's shoulder—she was a Navigation Pixie named Yui, landed on my head and sat down. My Avatar, the Spriggan «Kirito», had long pointed hair, at Yui's request now I have my old hairstyle. The reason was it was «hard to sit on».

-->'''Klein:''' ''UWOOOAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M HERE TOO, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!''\\

-->'''"Pretty Guy":''' Son of a--''you're a guy?''\\

-->'''Asuna:''' Not on your life! ''[grabs leg and throws it away]''\\
'''Kirito:''' What the hellll?! Oh, come on, what'd you do that for?! Damn it! Okay, fine! ''[holds up a ton of frog legs]'' What am I gonna do with these?!
-->'''Asuna:''' ''[throwing the legs one by one]'' No! No, no, no, no, no!
-->'''Kirito:''' Asuna! I-It's good meat!
-->'''Asuna:''' Get rid of it!
-->'''Kirito:''' But it's delicious! You just have to eat it warm!
-->'''Asuna:''' Shut up!

-->'''Leafa:''' Kirito, you ''do'' know how to land, right?\\

---> P.S. just because you're alone with a pretty nurse, you're still on the clock, try to keep your hormones under control.

-->'''Lisbeth:''' [Pale Rider] must be one of the front-runners.
-->''(Pale Rider is sniped by Death Gun)''
-->'''Klein:''' Hey, turns out he sucks!

-->'''Klein''': My grandpa's dying words were, "Don't ride in foreign cars or on flying Cthulhu elephants!"

--->'''Kirito:''' That dungeon [where the legendary katana is being held] is freakin' hot!
--->'''Klein:''' And this Jotunheim place is freakin' cold!
--->'''Kirito:''' ''(to Sinon)'' You've hardly had your avatar for two weeks and you're already looking for a legendary weapon?

--->'''Liz:''' I wonder what would happen if we fell from up here?
--->'''Asuna:''' I'm sure the one right here - the one who [[NoodleIncident once]] plummeted from a pillar outside Aincrad trying to [[DungeonBypass climb up to the next level]] - I'm sure he'll exepriment with that one day!
--->'''Kirito:''' Speaking of falling from great heights... wouldn't that be right up a cat's alley?
--->''(Sinon and Silica shake their heads)''

-->'''Kirito:''' It's a trap.
-->'''Liz:''' It's a trap.
-->'''Sinon:''' It's ''totally'' a trap.
-->'''Yui:''' She has an HP gauge.
-->'''Asuna:''' It's a trap.
-->'''Silica:''' Yes, it's a trap.
-->'''Leafa:''' I'd say it was a trap.
-->''([[AnimalReactionShot Pina cries out]])''

-->Well, that's one way to make a bold request of the absolute ruler of all of humanity.

-->'''Alice''': Let's make a deal. I'll let you see Kirito and I'll tell you everything I know. In exchange, you have to tell me everything you know about him.
-->'''Asuna''': ''(smiling)'' Alright. But I'll need a lot of time. I don't know if one night will be enough.

* After Kirito and Asuna meet for the first time, she borrows the bath in his rented room. Kirito's reaction to the idea of Asuna in the bath:
-->"I didn't know averting my eyes from that door required such a high will saving throw."
** When Argo knocks on his door, Kirito ''[[GenreSavvy knows]]'' this is going to end badly. His first instinct is to flee.
** The light novel doesn't state what happens. Kirito's narration says that "no memory remains of what happened next". This is because Asuna threatened to force feed him a barrel of sour milk if he ever mentioned it, ever.

* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success.

* Episode 9. It was not mentioned in the anime but in the light novel. When Bercoulli informed Alice about the Fist Fighters. He was trying to advise Alice that they do not need to wear armour when fighting them but [[ThatCameOutWrong when he asked if she was going to strip]], which made Alice flustered and got the wrong idea.

*** What's even funnier is [[spoiler: this actually applies more to Euego. He rescues Selka with help from Kirito, fulfills his calling as a wood-cutter, develops his skill and confronts evil nobles, defeats the Sword Golem that Quinella crafted and then assists Kirito as the Blue Rose Sword against Quinella herself.]]

* Episode 10. After their rocky first meeting, both Alice and Asuna go into ClingyJealousGirl mode over Kirito. Ronye and Tieze watch it and are left speechless. Then, [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Tieze tells Ronye they go prepare the water before running off.]]

* Episode 10. After their rocky first meeting, both Alice and Asuna go into ClingyJealousGirl mode over Kirito. Ronye and Tieze watch it and are left speechless. Then, [[ChangeTheUnconfortableSubject Tieze tells Ronye they go prepare the water before running off.]]

*** To top it off, Ronye and Liena decide join them in the "information exchange" after overhearing them.