History Funny / SwordArtOnline

24th Apr '18 7:19:00 PM Snowy66
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* For ''Alternative: Gun Gale Online'' character events:
** LLENN and Fuka find a machine in the ruins. Fuka explains that it was broken at first but her technical ingenuity managed to make it work again, to which LLENN elaborates what actually happened was Fuka ''kicked it in frustration'' before it started making noises. However it keeps spouting robotic gibberish, so they ask the Player's [=ArFAsys=] to help translate. However what [=ArFAsys=] translates is "Baka Baka! Go away!", turns out the machine is made at Fuka for kicking it around and keeps saying insulting one after another. LLENN gets really ticked off for wasting so much time getting a machine that is useless, to which the machine responds again. Upon asking for translation, the machine said "You chibi! How dare you!". However this remark leads to LLENN being overjoyed, happy that [[HeightAngst even a machine called her "chibi"]]!
23rd Apr '18 3:58:01 PM Snowy66
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** Remember how Silica had fans pursuing her and trying to get her to join their party? Her fans are ''these two guys'' and the {{GIRL}} is ''still'' wearing female armor!
22nd Apr '18 3:13:51 PM Snowy66
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** Immediately after the Salamander agrees, Leafa turns to Yui (who's still on her shoulder at this time) and mutters, "Men." Funny enough on its own, but then your realize that, if Suguha ''ever'' learns that Yui is not just a Navigation Pixie, but in fact Kazuto's adoptive daughter A.I. with true intelligence, it is after the Alfheim arc is over. She speaks to Kirito's Navi-Pixie because ''Yui is the only other girl there at the time''.

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** Immediately after the Salamander agrees, Leafa turns to Yui (who's still on her shoulder at this time) and mutters, "Men." Funny enough on its own, but then your you realize that, if Suguha ''ever'' learns that Yui is not just a Navigation Pixie, but in fact Kazuto's adoptive daughter A.I. with true intelligence, it is after the Alfheim arc is over. She speaks to Kirito's Navi-Pixie because ''Yui is the only other girl there at the time''.


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* The fact that Premiere and Seven have pillow talks at all. When you realize how old these girls are supposed to be (Seven debuted at the age of 12), the fact that they're sleeping in the same bed as Kirito should mean he could get arrested!
21st Apr '18 6:10:07 PM Snowy66
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* Argo's pillow talk event has her trying to get Kirito to try out a so-called love potion which had never been tested. Kirito is thoroughly against it, with Argo constantly teasing him on ''why'' that is, suggesting he's worried he might cheat on Asuna by falling for Argo. She then blackmails Kirito into doing it by pointing out the only other males she knew were Klein (who would be concerning [[ChivalrousPervert even without a love potion]]) and Agil who's HappilyMarried, leaving Kirito no choice but to be the guinea pig himself. After actually taking the potion, Kirito has no memories of what occurred with [[{{Troll}} Argo mockingly implying]] a love-struck Kirito made love with her. Kirito refuses to believe this as he would never do such a thing, but at the same time cannot get Argo to spill the truth.

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* Argo's pillow talk event has her trying to get Kirito to try out a so-called love potion which had never been tested. Kirito is thoroughly against it, with Argo constantly teasing him on ''why'' that is, suggesting he's worried he might cheat on Asuna by falling for Argo. She then blackmails Kirito into doing it by pointing out the only other males she knew were Klein (who would be concerning [[ChivalrousPervert even without a love potion]]) and Agil who's HappilyMarried, leaving Kirito no choice but to be the guinea pig himself. After actually taking the potion, Kirito has no memories of what occurred occurred, with [[{{Troll}} Argo mockingly implying]] a love-struck Kirito made love with her. Kirito refuses to believe this as he would never do such a thing, but at the same time cannot get Argo to spill the truth.truth and is worried on what he ''did'' do.
21st Apr '18 6:08:21 PM Snowy66
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21st Apr '18 6:08:20 PM Snowy66
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** A later event reveals he's been at it all this time and has been buying presents for her, determined that [[HopelessSuitor she is the one for him]], despite all of his friends telling him its a lost cause. Then against all odds, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Klein ends up getting a quest from Ms. Type-B, proud that he was right the whole time despite everyone doubting him]].

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** A later event reveals he's been at it all this time and has been buying presents for her, determined that [[HopelessSuitor she is the one for him]], despite all of his friends telling him its a lost cause. Then against all odds, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Klein ends up getting a quest from Ms. Type-B, proud that he was right the whole time despite everyone doubting him]]. The actual quest has him digging up a cargo storage buried in the ground, which keeps shocking him each time he hits it, but [[{{Determinator}} Klein is determined to make Mr. Type-B happy]]. Even when he accidentally sets off the rocket thrusters, Klein is adamant about not letting go and ends up riding the rocket all the way into space!
* Klein watches Kirito's harem fight over him and trying to be the one to go questing with him, while in the same room Kureha and Zeliska are fighting over the Player Character. After all this Klein can't take it anymore, having an outburst on why every girl they come across ends up falling heads over heels in love with Kirito while he never gets any love. Kureha and Zeliska who are unfamiliar with him get concerned, but Lisbeth and Kirito brush it off as Klein being Klein and advise them to ignore him until he returns to normal. After everyone leaves where only Klein, Agil, Rei, and the Player remain, Klein starts moping over his lack of luck in getting the ladies. The Player Character then advises him on "being him", which somehow gives Klein the idea that to get the girls he should act like Kirito. When the girls are next back and talking excitably about some new cake, they notice Klein's lack of enthusiasm. When asking if he's okay, Klein acts all brooding, responding that he's a lone wolf who wants to be left alone. The girls pretty much respond with something amounting to "sure whatever" before ditching him again. Poor Klein's plan had yet another EpicFail.
21st Apr '18 3:41:32 PM Snowy66
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* At one point Klein is caught flirting with a female [=ArFAsys=] NPC and trying to ask for her number. When he's asked about it, he states his theory that asking her out 1000 times may trigger a special event, and he's currently on 500.

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* At one point Klein is caught flirting with a female Type-B [=ArFAsys=] NPC and trying to ask for her number. When he's asked about it, he states his theory that asking her out 1000 times may trigger a special event, and he's currently on 500.500.
** A later event reveals he's been at it all this time and has been buying presents for her, determined that [[HopelessSuitor she is the one for him]], despite all of his friends telling him its a lost cause. Then against all odds, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Klein ends up getting a quest from Ms. Type-B, proud that he was right the whole time despite everyone doubting him]].


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* In the [[spoiler:True Ending, when the Player, Kirito, Sinon, Kureha, Zeliska, and [=ArFAsys=] get back after their Death Game experiences, it's revealed they have special seats at the table at the returning party. Except Yui reveals these aren't seats for the guests of honor but actually the "worry seats" designated for the selfish people who made their friends worry by putting their lives on the line and will be in for a scolding from Asuna.]]
18th Apr '18 1:19:16 AM jormis29
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!!''Squad Jam'' spin-off light novel
* Let's say this again; Chibi girl wearing ''pink'' combat suit and ''bunny-ears'' helmet, [[LethalJokeCharacter armed with a P90 sub-machine gun]]...
* LLENN constantly mistaking the word 'squad' for 'squid'.
* ''Team Battle Royale'' gamemode was just introduced into ''Battle of Bullets'' at the start of storyline. Pitohui explained that someone, apparently a novelist who is also a gun-nut, wrote to the game operator ''Zasker'' to have the gamemode included in the tournament. One have to wonder whether [=SIG-sawa=] is writing about himself or not...
-->'''Pitohui''': "Well, a gun maniac alone is unusual enough, but a novelist is even more so. What the heck is with such a combination? If you see such a guy walking around town, you’d better arrest him."
14th Apr '18 5:20:20 AM Snowy66
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* Asuna, Lisbeth, and Sinon talk about the guy-to-girl ratio in their group, where there are almost twice as many girls as there are guys, despite [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet most MMO players supposedly being male]]. The reason:
Sinon "Kirito runs around [[UnwantedHarem attracting girls]] like some sort of [[ChickMagnet superpowered lady magnet]]." While Chiyuri explains it's the same problem with Haruyuki over in the Accel World.

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* Asuna, Lisbeth, and Sinon talk about the guy-to-girl ratio in their group, where there are almost twice as many girls as there are guys, despite [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet most MMO players supposedly being male]]. The reason:
Sinon
reason; Sinon: "Kirito runs around [[UnwantedHarem attracting girls]] like some sort of [[ChickMagnet superpowered lady magnet]]." While Chiyuri explains it's the same problem with Haruyuki over in the Accel World.



* Kirito and Leafa run into Alicia and Sakuya, who invite them into an alliance for a specific quest. There's then a repeat of the scene from the anime, with Alicia and Sakuya cuddling up to and trying to seduce Kirito. Leafa even [[IronicEcho says the same line]] Sakuya did on Alicia "wearing" Kirito

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* Kirito and Leafa run into Alicia and Sakuya, who invite them into an alliance for a specific quest. There's then a repeat of the scene from the anime, with Alicia and Sakuya cuddling up to and trying to seduce Kirito. Leafa even [[IronicEcho says the same line]] Sakuya did on Alicia "wearing" KiritoKirito.
14th Apr '18 5:19:04 AM Snowy66
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** A similar event had had Yui getting making all the girls to roleplay being Kirito's sister so they'd know what it was like to be Leafa. Silica asks Kirito for help with her homework, and when Kirito immediately agrees Leafa takes note of needing to remember that for the real world. Leafa notices Yui is merely calling her daddy "big brother" but otherwise acts exactly the same, prompting Yui to ''research'' some databases on how a sister acts. Lisbeth once again goes overboard in trying to get all sorts of favors from Kirito like massages and cake. After Yui gets back from acquiring data her research concludes sisters don't merely ask favors from a brother but must show their love to the point they want to marry their brother, leading Kirito to wonder where Yui got this information from. Leafa abruptly denies this, (despite ironically she had ''exactly'' this in canon). Kirito is then asked who was the best sister, to which Kirito replies none of them were his sister as that honor would always go to Leafa. As an alternative, Lisbeth suggests she still had a chance of being a mistress instead, which inadvertently sets off Yui's curiosity and has her wanting everyone to play the "Mistress Test" instead leading Lisbeth to have an OhCrap moment.

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** A similar event had had Yui getting making all the girls to roleplay being Kirito's sister so they'd know what it was like to be Leafa. Silica asks Kirito for help with her homework, and when Kirito immediately agrees Leafa takes note of needing to remember that for the real world. Leafa notices Yui is merely calling her daddy "big brother" but otherwise acts exactly the same, prompting Yui to ''research'' some databases on how a sister acts. Lisbeth once again goes overboard in trying to get all sorts of favors from Kirito like massages and cake. After Yui gets back from acquiring data her research concludes sisters don't merely ask favors from a brother but must show their love to the point they want to marry their brother, leading Kirito to wonder where Yui got this information from. Leafa abruptly denies this, (despite ironically she had ''exactly'' this in canon). With the prompting, Lisbeth passionately shows her sisterly love to Kirito and even requests that she and Kirito get married [[BrotherSisterIncest despite being brother and sister]]. Of course Asuna is having none of it, stopping Liz before she can get any further. Kirito is then asked who was the best sister, to which Kirito replies none of them were his sister as that honor would always go to Leafa. As an alternative, Lisbeth suggests she still had a chance of being a Kirito's mistress instead, was still an option, which inadvertently sets off Yui's curiosity and has her wanting everyone to play the "Mistress Test" instead instead, leading Lisbeth to have an OhCrap moment.
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