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18th Feb '17 5:09:08 PM MM_Crusader
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* Starting Volume 10, the back cover of the novels show Silica and Lisbeth holding up sign cards demanding more deban (more screen time).
** Hilariously, the two eventually receive their own spin-off alongside Leafa.
12th Feb '17 3:53:17 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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-->'''Kyouko:''' But--
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* Episode 8, Season 2: When Kirito pulls a cutesy stance and asks them all to root for him...
-->'''Kirito:''' Hey guys... (in a gruff voice) how do you like my girl voice?
** And there's a second outtake of this, only this time, where Kirito is dubbed over by a female voice actress...
-->'''Kirito:''' Hey guys... (in an actual girl's voice) how do you like my girl voice?!
* When [[Creator/MatthewMercer Seijiro Kikuoka/Chrystheight]] enters a scene in ALO...
-->'''Lizbeth:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F(bleep)ing]] slow, Mercer! Your ass is slow as sh(bleep)t!
12th Feb '17 3:42:35 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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[[folder: Season 1 Outtakes]]

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** when Kirito joins the Knights of the Blood Oath:

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** when When Kirito joins the Knights of the Blood Oath:



-->'''Lizbeth:''' *after Kirito tosses his coat at her* Holy s*bleep*t! This smells like feet!
-->'''Lizbeth:''' *when falling down the hole with Kirito* LLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY......JEEEENNNN.........KINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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** After Kirito tosses his coat at her*
-->'''Lizbeth:''' *after Kirito tosses his coat at her* Holy s*bleep*t! s(bleep)t! This smells like feet!
** When she's falling down the hole with Kirito:
-->'''Lizbeth:''' *when falling down the hole with Kirito* LLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY......JEEEENNNN.........KINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!



-->'''Kirito: Next Time... BOOBS! Err... I mean bonds! Bonds!

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-->'''Kirito: -->'''Kirito:''' Next Time... BOOBS! Err... I mean bonds! Bonds!



-->'''Death Gun:''' This isn't over. Not yet. I'm just getting started. It's... (in a British accent) Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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-->'''Death Gun:''' This isn't over. Not yet. I'm just getting started. It's... (in a British accent) Monty Python's Flying Circus.Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus.



-->'''Kyouji:''' [[LoonyFan AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH, MICHELLE!]] I LOVE YOU, [[Creator/MichelleRuff MICHELLE]]! AUTOGRAPH! (gets kneed in the face by Kirito)

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-->'''Kyouji:''' -->'''Kyouji (in an insane tone):''' [[LoonyFan AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH, MICHELLE!]] I LOVE YOU, [[Creator/MichelleRuff MICHELLE]]! AUTOGRAPH! (gets kneed in the face by Kirito)



-->'''Kirito (through the phone):''' Morning, Asuna.

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-->'''Kirito (through the phone):''' Morning, Asuna. Sorry to call so early. We were planning about going on a quest in ALO this afternoon. You wanna go?



-->'''Asuna:''' Cason? What the heck are you doing in an L.A. dub?!

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-->'''Asuna:''' Cason? What the heck are you doing in an L.A. dub?!dub?! [[note]]In case you're wondering, Cherami Leigh (Asuna's voice actress) formerly was based in Dallas, where both she and Chris Cason were in Funimation dubs.[[/note]]
* When Asuna confronts her mom, [[Creator/DorothyEliasFahn Kyouko]]:
-->'''Asuna:''' Mom, all I want for you is to see my world! ({{Beat}}) Hmm?
-->'''Kyouko:''' (pause) Five minutes.
-->'''Asuna:''' YAY!!!
3rd Feb '17 6:53:02 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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[[folder: Season 1/Volumes 1-4]]



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[[folder: Season 2/Volumes 5-7]]




!!Novels
* Kirito's reaction to people crowding over the duel between him and Heathcliff in the novel:
-->"...Let's run away Asuna. We can go live in some small village on the 20th floor and plow fields."
** Possibly more amusing than just funny, but it's great for Kirito that his title changed from "The Black Swordsman" to "The Dual Wielding Demon" shortly before he was forced to join Asuna's guild (because her guild leader thought he was stealing her from them and was against it) and don a white outfit.
* In a side story "A Murder Case in the Area", Kirito and Asuna invite Heathcliff over for a meal to ask some question. Problem aside, the noodles they tasted are so bad that Heathcliff [[spoiler: or rather, Akihiko Kayaba, ''THE CREATOR OF SAO'']] ''OF ALL PEOPLE'' even wonder why the shop exist!
** This is revealed to be because of Heathcliff's [[spoiler: and to an extension, the actual Akihiko Kayaba's]] love for noodles, especially ramen. This is alluded to in the light novels' [[BreakingTheFourthWall character poll question-and-answer sessions]] and [[DVDCommentary Sword Art Offline]].
* For fans who don't regard it as {{Squick}}, Chapter 16.5 [[spoiler: (in which Kirito and Asuna have sex) is rather hilarious... for all the wrong reasons. [[SoBadItsGood It's very badly written in comparison to the rest of the story]] - Kirito's narration is consistently ridiculous (with phrases like "two years of semen" and "glopping sound" being thrown around) to the point that it seems like a SelfParody, Asuna climaxes an impossible number of times, female genitals apparently look extremely silly (like white foam) in the ''SAO'' world... You either pretend it didn't happen or accept that it did and laugh the whole way through.]]
** Or you can imagine it as [[spoiler: the sex scene from the first ''Film/ScaryMovie'']].
** Two years [[spoiler: of semen (assuming the system saves the data on it as specific units, unlike the inconsistent patterns of real humans) = roughly a '''''gallon.''''']] Try that mental picture on for size and try not to fall out of your seat giggling like an idiot.
*** Several {{hentai}} anime already took care of producing that mental picture.
* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success.
* Yuuki telling the story about how the Sleeping Knights were once on an MMO known as "Insect Site," and Siune being horrified at recalling how she ended up as a caterpillar that shot string out of its mouth.
* While the circumstances behind it are quite sad, it's somewhat funny to hear about Yuuki responding to her aunt, [[spoiler: who's trying to manipulate Yuuki into willing the family home to her]] by saying that [[spoiler:while she's in the Medicuboid, she can't hold a pen]], leaving her aunt completely speechless.
* [[spoiler:''Alicization Lasting'' has ''lots'' of these.]]
** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]
** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]
** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]
** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]]
** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is '''''Alice''''', freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice!'' And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
** [[spoiler:Alice addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]
*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]
** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]
*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]

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\n!!Novels\n* Kirito's reaction to people crowding over the duel between him and Heathcliff in the novel:\n-->"...Let's run away Asuna. We can go live in some small village on the 20th floor and plow fields."\n** Possibly more amusing than just funny, but it's great for Kirito that his title changed from "The Black Swordsman" to "The Dual Wielding Demon" shortly before he was forced to join Asuna's guild (because her guild leader thought he was stealing her from them and was against it) and don a white outfit.\n* In a side story "A Murder Case in the Area", Kirito and Asuna invite Heathcliff over for a meal to ask some question. Problem aside, the noodles they tasted are so bad that Heathcliff [[spoiler: or rather, Akihiko Kayaba, ''THE CREATOR OF SAO'']] ''OF ALL PEOPLE'' even wonder why the shop exist!\n** This is revealed to be because of Heathcliff's [[spoiler: and to an extension, the actual Akihiko Kayaba's]] love for noodles, especially ramen. This is alluded to in the light novels' [[BreakingTheFourthWall character poll question-and-answer sessions]] and [[DVDCommentary Sword Art Offline]].\n* For fans who don't regard it as {{Squick}}, Chapter 16.5 [[spoiler: (in which Kirito and Asuna have sex) is rather hilarious... for all the wrong reasons. [[SoBadItsGood It's very badly written in comparison to the rest of the story]] - Kirito's narration is consistently ridiculous (with phrases like "two years of semen" and "glopping sound" being thrown around) to the point that it seems like a SelfParody, Asuna climaxes an impossible number of times, female genitals apparently look extremely silly (like white foam) in the ''SAO'' world... You either pretend it didn't happen or accept that it did and laugh the whole way through.]]\n** Or you can imagine it as [[spoiler: the sex scene from the first ''Film/ScaryMovie'']].\n** Two years [[spoiler: of semen (assuming the system saves the data on it as specific units, unlike the inconsistent patterns of real humans) = roughly a '''''gallon.''''']] Try that mental picture on for size and try not to fall out of your seat giggling like an idiot.\n*** Several {{hentai}} anime already took care of producing that mental picture. \n* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success. \n* Yuuki telling the story about how the Sleeping Knights were once on an MMO known as "Insect Site," and Siune being horrified at recalling how she ended up as a caterpillar that shot string out of its mouth.\n* While the circumstances behind it are quite sad, it's somewhat funny to hear about Yuuki responding to her aunt, [[spoiler: who's trying to manipulate Yuuki into willing the family home to her]] by saying that [[spoiler:while she's in the Medicuboid, she can't hold a pen]], leaving her aunt completely speechless.\n* [[spoiler:''Alicization Lasting'' has ''lots'' of these.]]\n** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]\n** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]\n** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]\n** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]] \n** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is '''''Alice''''', freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice!'' And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]\n*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']] \n** [[spoiler:Alice addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]\n*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]\n** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]\n*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]\n*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]\n[[/folder]]



[[folder: Season 1 and ''Extra Edition'']]



* [[RecapEpisode Sword Art Online Extra Edition]] contains hilarious scenes where Rika/Lisbeth lampshades stuff, namely: Keiko/Silica looks nothing like Suguha (especially in the chest), Kirito and Asuna having sex and getting married in SAO, and Suguha's [[KissingCousins more than familial feelings for Kirito.]] Everyone gets very defensive when these things are brought up.
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!!Anime Dub Outtakes:
[[folder: Season 1 Outtakes]]
The [[http://youtu.be/wBlYshrVjOA?t=41m47s First Season's English dub's]] HilariousOuttakes are ''comedy gold''.
* Season 1's outtakes includine the Running Gag of Klein's messed-up lines and a lot of Innocent Innuendo jokes, including Portuguese breakfast.
* [[Creator/CheramiLeigh Asuna]] has some funny lines.
** when Kirito joins the Knights of the Blood Oath:
-->'''Asuna:''' You'll obey my orders, like it or not. Stare..... *cue to where Asuna shows her eyes*
** When she is referring to Kirito when compared to Kuradeel:
-->'''Asuna:''' While I can't say anything about his shadiness, he is actually quite strong. In fact, he's ten levels above you, you piece of s*bleep*t.
* Don't forget about [[Creator/SarahWilliams Lizbeth]]:
-->'''Lizbeth:''' *after Kirito tosses his coat at her* Holy s*bleep*t! This smells like feet!
-->'''Lizbeth:''' *when falling down the hole with Kirito* LLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY......JEEEENNNN.........KINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
* Caynz' dying words:
-->'''Caynz:''' *while hanging and stabbed on the chest* Guys... err... little help here... that hurts... guys... anybody?
* Giving Yui some spicy food.
-->''' Kirito:''' If you think you're ready for it I won't stop you. *give the spicy sandwich to Yui* Just add some ghost peppers... YOLO mother*bleep*er.
* About interrupting vacations...
-->'''Asuna:''' Why else would he interrupt our vacation?
-->'''Kirito:''' 'Cause he's a DICK!
* To be honest, Kirito says a lot of F-bombs. For example, when Leafa teases him about his magic...
-->'''Leafa:''' I guess in situations like this that your lame Spriggan magic could come in handy! (laughs)
-->'''Kirito:''' (beat) ...Ugh. Yeah f*bleep*k you too...
** Then after a water gag that Kazuto pulls on Suguha
-->'''Suguha:''' To make up for that water gag you pulled you owe me one green tea raspberry parfait. You cool with that?
-->'''Kazuto:''' F*bleep*k you.
* [[Creator/CassandraLee Leafa/Suguha]] can be funny at some times. For example:
-->'''Kirito:''' *Upon arriving at a town* It's beautiful.
-->'''Leafa:''' Isn't it... KISS ME!!!
-->'''Recon:''' Leafa! Thank god you're okay and I totally [[PrecisionFStrike f*bleep*ked]] that up! G*bleep**bleep*t!
** Later when Leafa is blushing red on falling in love with Kirito while she tries to shrugs it off...
-->'''Yui:''' *sees Leafa blushing red* What's wrong Leafa?
-->'''Leafa:''' NOTHING! JUST HORNY!
* Kirito's fumbling on the 'Next Time...' lines.
-->'''Kirito:''' Next Time... Yui's Fart.
** It's then followed by an outtake where Yui makes a fart sound at the next scene as she lands.
* In another 'Next Time...' mess up:
-->'''Kirito: Next Time... BOOBS! Err... I mean bonds! Bonds!
* In the final outtake, Creator/ToddHaberkorn shows who's boss as King Oberon in a very epic way:
-->'''Oberon:''' What a surprise...
-->'''Asuna:''' Todd?
-->'''Oberon:''' ...the last thing I've expected is a pack of cockroaches in my little bird's cage.
-->'''Kirito:''' You gotta be kidding... HABERKORN!!!
-->'''Oberon:''' Mmm-mmm. I'd prefer if you didn't call me that name in this show. You should address me as 'His Highness, "TODD [[PrecisionFStrike (bleep)ING]] HABERKORN"'!!!" *kicks Kirito*
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[[folder: Season 2 Bloopers]]
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wppxhnr59e4 The second season's outtakes]] also have a lot of funny bloopers.
* The introduction (which uses one of the last scenes of the last episode)...
-->'''Kirito:''' I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. All I know is... right now, more than anything else, I wanna watch some bloopers.
-->'''Asuna:''' (giggles) Then all you have to say is, "[[CallBack here come]] [[Anime/KillLaKill the bloopers]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]".
-->'''Kirito:''' Here come the bloopers, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]].
-->'''Asuna:''' ...Dick.
* When [[Creator/MichelleRuff Shino]] is talking with [[Creator/JohnnyYongBosch Kyouji]] on a swing in the real world:
-->'''Shino''': He tricked me into thinking he was a girl and had me take him to the gun market. I even helped him pick out his gear! He thinks I'm an idiot! Oh man! (groans) It really pisses me off! (pauses and looks at Kyouji) Let's have angry sex!
* Even [[Creator/BenDiskin Death Gun]] gets a blooper:
-->'''Death Gun:''' This isn't over. Not yet. I'm just getting started. It's... (in a British accent) Monty Python's Flying Circus.
* When Kyouji attempts to rape and kill Shino before Kirito stops him in the 13th episode...
-->'''Kyouji:''' [[LoonyFan AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH, MICHELLE!]] I LOVE YOU, [[Creator/MichelleRuff MICHELLE]]! AUTOGRAPH! (gets kneed in the face by Kirito)
* Kirito's bad introductions of his harem.
-->'''Kirito:''' (To both Asuna and Liz) This is Shino Asada, a.k.a. Sinon. Champion of GGO, and she's a dominatrix.
-->'''Shino:''' Only until I graduate.
-->'''Kirito:''' These are my friends from my time in SAO. That's Liz, one of the many girls who wants to bang me.
-->'''Lizbeth:''' Huh?! What the hell did you call me?!? (tries to punch Kirito, but falls)
-->'''Kirito:''' And Asuna Yuuki, a.k.a. The girl I still haven't had real sex with.
-->'''Asuna:''' Not yet.
-->'''Kirito:''' Want to grab a table and do some body shots with us?
* When Kirito phone calls Asuna to ask her to join him in on a ALO quest in the 15th episode, while Asuna [[FuroScene is taking]] [[{{Fanservice}} a bath]]...
-->'''Asuna:''' H-Hi, Kirito!
-->'''Kirito (through the phone):''' Morning, Asuna.
-->'''Asuna:''' I'm in the bath right now, but yeah, I'll totally go.
-->'''Kirito (through the phone):''' There's a setting on your phone called "Face Time"; use it now!
-->'''Asuna:''' You're so dirty! And I like it dirty. Done.
* In the same episode, Lizbeth shows up holding a bunch of weapons:
-->'''Lizbeth:''' All righty. Let's all pose and look totally sexy!
-->''(cue everybody making their "ready to go" poses)''
** Followed by this blooper:
-->'''Kirito:''' Are you ready?
-->'''Silica:''' (Enthusiastically) [[BigNo NO!!]]
* In one blooper, after a snowfall, Silica sings a certain song, much to Leafa's chagrin.
-->'''Sillica:''' I guess it stopped snowing while we were sleeping.
-->'''Leefa:''' Yeah. It really came down.
-->'''Sillica:''' Hey Leefa, (start singing) "♫[[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you want to build a snowman?]]♫"
-->'''Leefa:''' ...I hate that song.
** It's made even funnier when you remember that Creator/ChristineMarieCabanos (Silica's voice actress) did a fandub of another song from Frozen, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hINudw62X-M For The First Time in Forever]]".
* This outtake with some funny comments:
-->(A sign says "Anarchy in the studio.")
-->'''Asuna:''' Then lets meet back at the Lonbal save point and talk about what we learned, okay?
-->'''All (in either [[Creator/MaxMittelman Jun]] or [[Creator/ZachAguilar Talken's]] voice):''' Have my babies!
-->''(Cuts to the sign, saying "Let's try that again...")''
-->'''Asuna:''' Then lets meet back at the Lonbal save point and talk about what we learned, okay?
-->'''All (in either [[Creator/EricaLindbeck Nori]] or [[Creator/ErikaHarlacher Siune's]] voice):''' COCK POTATOES!
-->''(Cuts to the sign, with the emoticon, ">:(")''
* The actual reason why Klein's late:
-->'''Kirito:''' You're late! The hell took you so long?!
-->'''Klein:''' (while battling other players) Sorry! I went to the Anaheim Convention Center!
* When Asuna and Yuuki see Tecchi (Chris Cason)...
-->'''Asuna:''' Cason? What the heck are you doing in an L.A. dub?!
* In the final bonus outtake, when Kirito gives a toast to everyone:
-->'''Kirito:''' TO ME!
-->'''All:''' F**k you!
[[/folder]]

!!Novels
* Kirito's reaction to people crowding over the duel between him and Heathcliff in the novel:
-->"...Let's run away Asuna. We can go live in some small village on the 20th floor and plow fields."
** Possibly more amusing than just funny, but it's great for Kirito that his title changed from "The Black Swordsman" to "The Dual Wielding Demon" shortly before he was forced to join Asuna's guild (because her guild leader thought he was stealing her from them and was against it) and don a white outfit.
* In a side story "A Murder Case in the Area", Kirito and Asuna invite Heathcliff over for a meal to ask some question. Problem aside, the noodles they tasted are so bad that Heathcliff [[spoiler: or rather, Akihiko Kayaba, ''THE CREATOR OF SAO'']] ''OF ALL PEOPLE'' even wonder why the shop exist!
** This is revealed to be because of Heathcliff's [[spoiler: and to an extension, the actual Akihiko Kayaba's]] love for noodles, especially ramen. This is alluded to in the light novels' [[BreakingTheFourthWall character poll question-and-answer sessions]] and [[DVDCommentary Sword Art Offline]].
* For fans who don't regard it as {{Squick}}, Chapter 16.5 [[spoiler: (in which Kirito and Asuna have sex) is rather hilarious... for all the wrong reasons. [[SoBadItsGood It's very badly written in comparison to the rest of the story]] - Kirito's narration is consistently ridiculous (with phrases like "two years of semen" and "glopping sound" being thrown around) to the point that it seems like a SelfParody, Asuna climaxes an impossible number of times, female genitals apparently look extremely silly (like white foam) in the ''SAO'' world... You either pretend it didn't happen or accept that it did and laugh the whole way through.]]
** Or you can imagine it as [[spoiler: the sex scene from the first ''Film/ScaryMovie'']].
** Two years [[spoiler: of semen (assuming the system saves the data on it as specific units, unlike the inconsistent patterns of real humans) = roughly a '''''gallon.''''']] Try that mental picture on for size and try not to fall out of your seat giggling like an idiot.
*** Several {{hentai}} anime already took care of producing that mental picture.
* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success.
* Yuuki telling the story about how the Sleeping Knights were once on an MMO known as "Insect Site," and Siune being horrified at recalling how she ended up as a caterpillar that shot string out of its mouth.
* While the circumstances behind it are quite sad, it's somewhat funny to hear about Yuuki responding to her aunt, [[spoiler: who's trying to manipulate Yuuki into willing the family home to her]] by saying that [[spoiler:while she's in the Medicuboid, she can't hold a pen]], leaving her aunt completely speechless.
* [[spoiler:''Alicization Lasting'' has ''lots'' of these.]]
** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]
** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]
** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]
** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]]
** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is '''''Alice''''', freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice!'' And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
** [[spoiler:Alice addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]
*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]
** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]
*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]



* Sword Art Online Extra Edition contains hilarious scenes where Rika/Lisbeth lampshades stuff, namely: Keiko/Silica looks nothing like Suguha (especially in the chest), Kirito and Asuna having sex and getting married in SAO, and Suguha's [[KissingCousins more than familial feelings for Kirito.]] Everyone gets very defensive when these things are brought up.
* The [[http://youtu.be/wBlYshrVjOA?t=41m47s English dub's]] HilariousOuttakes are ''comedy gold''.
** As are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wppxhnr59e4 the second season's outtakes]].
4th Dec '16 11:08:41 PM AuraXtreme
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Added DiffLines:

-->'''Q for Kirito:''' Is Triple Blades impossible?
-->'''Kirito:''' [[CutlassBetweenTheTeeth I thought my teeth would fall out.]]


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-->'''Q for Yui:''' What are your thoughts on people aside from Kirito and Asuna?
-->'''Yui:''' I think they are all very nice people. However, I do have a problem with Lisbeth-san getting me to do her school homework.


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-->'''Q for Asuna:''' How far do you go when flirting with Kirito in public? (like holding hands, or kissing) Honestly now, please, lol.
-->'''Asuna:''' I guess hugging would be the limit. Iím fine with it, but Kirito-kun would just, [[{{Tsundere}} you know.]]
29th Nov '16 12:02:55 PM Prometheus117
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* Lisbeth spends some time feeling up Silica's cat ears and tail (and since they're both girls, the anti-harassment code isn't violated), which leads to all the other girls doing the same. Then Silica gives Kirito permission to do so, and then Sinon and Yuuki walk in on this scene, which leads to Kirito telling them ItsNotWhatItLooksLike. Sinon then threatens to send Kirito to the jail if he does the same to her...and then [[TheGadfly Strea]] decides to do so for him.

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* Lisbeth spends some time feeling up Silica's cat ears and tail (and since they're both girls, the anti-harassment code isn't violated), which leads to [[CutenessProximity all the other girls doing the same. same]]. Then Silica gives Kirito permission to do so, and then Sinon and Yuuki walk in on this scene, which leads to Kirito telling them ItsNotWhatItLooksLike.it's NotWhatItLooksLike. Sinon then threatens to send Kirito to the jail if he does the same to her...and then [[TheGadfly Strea]] decides to do so for him.
29th Nov '16 12:01:56 PM Prometheus117
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* Lisbeth spends some time feeling up Silica's cat ears and tail (and since they're both girls, the anti-harassment code isn't violated), which leads to all the other girls doing the same. Then Silica gives Kirito permission to do so, and then Sinon and Yuuki walk in on this scene, which leads to Kirito telling them ItsNotWhatItLooksLike. Sinon then threatens to send Kirito to the jail if he does the same to her...and then [[TheGadfly Strea]] decides to do so for him.
27th Nov '16 10:03:46 AM Prometheus117
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* At one point, the crew comes across a waterfall with a sign that says "Fortune shall reign down on those that endure". Thinking they'll get a cool drop if they succeed, everyone except Agil, Sinon and Asuna gets [[MeditatingUnderAWaterfall under the waterfall]]...only to discover it's [[WaterTorture ice-cold water that quickly soaks them to the virtual bone]], and even Klein, Strea and Yuuki give up quickly under the torture. Kirito remains and screams that he'll get whatever awesome drop comes...[[{{Troll}} and it turns out to be a bucket that conks him on the head]], and [[SchmuckBait not even a bucket with crazy stats]].

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* At one point, the crew comes across a waterfall with a sign that says "Fortune shall reign down on those that endure". Thinking they'll get a cool drop if they succeed, everyone except Agil, Sinon Sinon, Leafa and Asuna gets [[MeditatingUnderAWaterfall under the waterfall]]...only to discover it's [[WaterTorture ice-cold water that quickly soaks them to the virtual bone]], and even Klein, Strea and Yuuki give up quickly under the torture. Kirito remains and screams that he'll get whatever awesome drop comes...[[{{Troll}} and it turns out to be a bucket that conks him on the head]], and [[SchmuckBait not even a bucket with crazy stats]].
27th Nov '16 10:02:51 AM Prometheus117
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-->'''Premiere:''' Shall I slay the beast?

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-->'''Premiere:''' Shall I slay the beast?beast?
* At one point, the crew comes across a waterfall with a sign that says "Fortune shall reign down on those that endure". Thinking they'll get a cool drop if they succeed, everyone except Agil, Sinon and Asuna gets [[MeditatingUnderAWaterfall under the waterfall]]...only to discover it's [[WaterTorture ice-cold water that quickly soaks them to the virtual bone]], and even Klein, Strea and Yuuki give up quickly under the torture. Kirito remains and screams that he'll get whatever awesome drop comes...[[{{Troll}} and it turns out to be a bucket that conks him on the head]], and [[SchmuckBait not even a bucket with crazy stats]].
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