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23rd Jul '16 8:20:04 AM siamesecatman444
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%%* [[spoiler:Alicization's web novel ending (soon adapted in the light novels as ''Alicization Lasting'') has ''lots'' of these.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]
%%** [[spoiler:During Kirito's 200-year rule in UW after Gabriel's demise, one of his "to do" things has him comforting Ronye and Teise, who won't stop crying ''for a long time'' after seeing him again.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]
%%** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is Alice, freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice''! And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
%%** [[spoiler:Alice's interactions with Kazuto and his family:]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She first addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Kazuto had Alice sleep at Suguha's room. The moment he woke up at 3AM in the morning, Alice, who is still pretty despite being a RobotGirl, is in his room, waking him up. Kazuto freaks out at this situation, and Alice gets embarrassed because of it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]



%%* [[spoiler:Alicization's web novel ending (soon adapted in the light novels as ''Alicization Lasting'') has ''lots'' of these.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]
%%** [[spoiler:During Kirito's 200-year rule in UW after Gabriel's demise, one of his "to do" things has him comforting Ronye and Teise, who won't stop crying ''for a long time'' after seeing him again.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]
%%** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is Alice, freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice''! And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
%%** [[spoiler:Alice's interactions with Kazuto and his family:]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She first addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Kazuto had Alice sleep at Suguha's room. The moment he woke up at 3AM in the morning, Alice, who is still pretty despite being a RobotGirl, is in his room, waking him up. Kazuto freaks out at this situation, and Alice gets embarrassed because of it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]

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%%* [[spoiler:Alicization's web novel ending (soon adapted in the light novels as ''Alicization Lasting'') has ''lots'' of these.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Project Alization's launch day has Alice (in a robot body that looks suspiciously similar to her UW avatar except she's weaning a school uniform) publicly confessing her feelings to Kirito in the middle of an interview with Rinko. If Asuna finds out about it, then Kirito is ''screwed''.]]
%%** [[spoiler:During Kirito's 200-year rule in UW after Gabriel's demise, one of his "to do" things has him comforting Ronye and Teise, who won't stop crying ''for a long time'' after seeing him again.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.]]
%%** [[spoiler:After Kirito, Asuna, and Yui went into the World Tree for the ALO conference, where their friends and the Japanese players are gathering, Agil cracks a joke to Kirito about his overpowered account in UW and he might get killed off for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Remember the "super weird feeling" Silica mentioned after Kirito grabs Sinon's tail [[CallBack back in the Calibur arc]]? This time, When Kirito gives his thanks to Lisbeth and Silica for their involvement in the UW war, Silica takes this opportunity to hug Kirito, only for a jealous Lisbeth to grab her tail for it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is Alice, freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice''! And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
%%** [[spoiler:Alice's interactions with Kazuto and his family:]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She first addresses Minetaka (Kazuto's uncle) as "Father", which is, in Japanese culture, considered as a woman seeing herself as the man's ''wife'', to Suguha's shock and disbelief.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:She then outright tells Minetaka and Midori about his heroism in UW despite being an OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent in the RW. Kazuto attempts to interrupt Alice by telling her that Minetaka and Midori have no idea about the whole UW stuff, only to find out that they already knew about him being "Kirito the Black Swordsman" and his achievements from Aincrad to UW: someone else wrote a book about him and they read it. Kazuto keeps on denying those claims, saying that the book is full of "rubbish", because, in his part, he was credited with lots of things. Being the famed hero of SAO isn't easy, huh?]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Kazuto had Alice sleep at Suguha's room. The moment he woke up at 3AM in the morning, Alice, who is still pretty despite being a RobotGirl, is in his room, waking him up. Kazuto freaks out at this situation, and Alice gets embarrassed because of it.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Made even funnier when Kazuto reminded Asuna and Alice about their agreement back in UW, only for them to respond by telling him that the said agreement was only a ''ceasefire''.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Just as Asuna and Alice are going for another cat fight, Kazuto attempts to flee from the scene, only for them to chase him instead!]]
21st Jul '16 8:53:36 AM TypeProton
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--->'''Kirito:''' So, uh, how many times have you been married, anyway?

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--->'''Kirito:''' So, uh, [[AskAStupidQuestion how many times have you been married, anyway?anyway?]]
9th Jul '16 7:47:11 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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** As are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wppxhnr59e4 the second season's outtakes]].
3rd Jul '16 10:38:39 AM Valiona
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\n* Later on, when Asuna's mother, Kyouko, goes online for the first time, she notes how light she is, and Asuna points out that since the avatar weighs approximately 40 kg (only 88 pounds, significantly lighter than an adult woman). [[NotSoAboveItAll Kyouko takes umbrage]], and suggests that perhaps Asuna's the one who's overweight.




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* Yuuki telling the story about how the Sleeping Knights were once on an MMO known as "Insect Site," and Siune being horrified at recalling how she ended up as a caterpillar that shot string out of its mouth.
* While the circumstances behind it are quite sad, it's somewhat funny to hear about Yuuki responding to her aunt, [[spoiler: who's trying to manipulate Yuuki into willing the family home to her]] by saying that [[spoiler:while she's in the Medicuboid, she can't hold a pen]], leaving her aunt completely speechless.
28th Jun '16 7:45:05 PM Valiona
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*** It's also quite funny in the light novel, when Shino, a student who has trouble making ends meet in real life, is shocked that a cake would cost 2200 yen (approx: $22 USD).


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** Kikuoka casually talking about video game-based murders, the condition the bodies were in when they were found and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking exotic foods like kiviak]], {{Squick}}ing out the rest of the patrons within earshot and causing them to make their displeasure known.
9th Jun '16 8:24:59 AM siamesecatman444
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%%* [[spoiler:Alicization's web novel ending has ''lots'' of these.]]

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%%* [[spoiler:Alicization's web novel ending (soon adapted in the light novels as ''Alicization Lasting'') has ''lots'' of these.]]



%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice making advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]

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%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto gets caught in a LoveTriangle between himself, Asuna, and Alice. How the hell did this happen? When Asuna saw Alice making attempting to make advances on Kazuto by hugging him tightly while seating behind his motorcycle, both girls were exchanging [[DeathGlare Death Glares]] at each other!]]
9th Jun '16 5:35:06 AM siamesecatman444
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%%*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving her room and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]

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%%*** [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving her room Rath and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
9th Jun '16 5:33:17 AM siamesecatman444
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%%*** [[spoiler:Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving her room and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]

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%%*** [[spoiler:Alice [[spoiler:It even gets funnier when Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving her room and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
9th Jun '16 5:32:19 AM siamesecatman444
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* ''[[MarryThemAll There is but one ultimate way]]''. Who wouldn't be shocked by that.

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* ''[[MarryThemAll There is but one ultimate way]]''.But One Ultimate Way]]''. Who wouldn't be shocked by that.


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%%** [[spoiler:Kazuto, who is all alone in his home since his stepparents are at work and Suguha has kendo practice, got a call from Rinko about Alice running away from Rath. Then, just as Kazuto is about leave with his motorcycle, a postman appears, giving him a package box from Rath. What's inside the package box is Alice, freaking out Kazuto not once, but ''twice''! And he would've freaked out the third time if it weren't for her telling him to stop messing around and get her out from it.]]
%%*** [[spoiler:Alice explains to Kazuto about how she sneaked out from Rath: she deliberately let the cameras see her leaving her room and then using the blind spots to ''pack herself in a box!'']]
9th Jun '16 4:42:35 AM siamesecatman444
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%%** [[spoiler:During Kirito's stay in UW after Gabriel's demise, one of his "to do" things has him comforting Ronye and Teise, who won't stop crying ''for a long time'' after seeing him again.]]

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%%** [[spoiler:During Kirito's stay 200-year rule in UW after Gabriel's demise, one of his "to do" things has him comforting Ronye and Teise, who won't stop crying ''for a long time'' after seeing him again.]]
%%** [[spoiler:Kikuoka interrupting Kazuto and Asuna's romantic moment in the hospital while bringing a lot of rare fish and cheese. Asuna gets annoyed for it, telling him to put them in a nearby fridge since the room isn't well ventilated and she doesn't like the smell of those foods.
]]
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