History Funny / SwordArtOnline

24th Apr '16 6:27:56 PM ilovehirohamada
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** Even more hilarious is Kirito's reaction. He has no idea what Sinon's plan is, while she places the grenade in his palm. It's not until she pushes the activation button and it starts beeping that realizes what Sinon meant by a "souvenir grenade". [[OhCrap He flat out panics and starts juggling it not sure what to do.]] Sinon suddenly [[TheGlomp glomping him]] with a happy smile on her face while he has a nervous and ridiculous grin and laugh, as he's realized ThisIsGonnaSuck, and is probably deciding what's worse, that he's about to be blown up by the grenade, or knowing that ''everyone watching the tournament live can see this happening, and he is going to have some explaining to do to his friends and girlfriend'' just sends the scene over the top in hilarity.

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** Even more hilarious is Kirito's reaction. He has no idea what Sinon's plan is, while she places the grenade in his palm. It's not until she pushes the activation button and it starts beeping that realizes what Sinon meant by a "souvenir grenade". [[OhCrap He flat out panics and starts juggling it not sure what to do.]] Sinon suddenly [[TheGlomp glomping him]] with a happy smile on her face while he has a nervous and ridiculous grin and laugh, as he's realized ThisIsGonnaSuck, and is probably deciding what's worse, that he's about to be blown up by the grenade, or knowing that ''everyone watching the tournament live can see this happening, and he is going to have some explaining to do to his friends and girlfriend'' girlfriend back in ALO'' just sends the scene over the top in hilarity.
24th Apr '16 6:25:18 PM ilovehirohamada
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* Episode 13, Season 2: Shino/Sinon decides to make both her and Kirito winners....'''by using a grenade AND hug him.''' Cut to a shot from behind of Klein, Leafa, Silica and Lisbeth looking at the screen in surprise without speaking, as though to 'WTF did we just see'.

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* Episode 13, Season 2: Shino/Sinon decides to make both her and Kirito winners....'''by using a grenade AND hug and hugging him.''' Cut to a shot from behind of Klein, Leafa, Silica and Lisbeth looking at the screen in surprise without speaking, as though to 'WTF did we just see'.



** Even more hilarious is Kirito's reaction. He has no idea what Sinon's plan is, while she places the grenade in his palm. It's not until she pushes the activation button and it starts beeping that realizes what Sinon meant by a "souvenir grenade". He flat out panics and starts juggling it not sure what to do. Sinon suddenly [[TheGlomp glomping him]] with a happy smile on her face while he has a nervous and ridiculous grin and laugh, as he's realized ThisIsGonnaSuck, and is probably deciding what's worse, that he's about to be blown up by the grenade, or knowing that ''everyone watching the tournament live can see this happening, and he is going to have some explaining to do to his friends and girlfriend back in ALO'' just sends the scene over the top in hilarity.

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** Even more hilarious is Kirito's reaction. He has no idea what Sinon's plan is, while she places the grenade in his palm. It's not until she pushes the activation button and it starts beeping that realizes what Sinon meant by a "souvenir grenade". [[OhCrap He flat out panics and starts juggling it not sure what to do. do.]] Sinon suddenly [[TheGlomp glomping him]] with a happy smile on her face while he has a nervous and ridiculous grin and laugh, as he's realized ThisIsGonnaSuck, and is probably deciding what's worse, that he's about to be blown up by the grenade, or knowing that ''everyone watching the tournament live can see this happening, and he is going to have some explaining to do to his friends and girlfriend back in ALO'' girlfriend'' just sends the scene over the top in hilarity.
21st Apr '16 4:28:43 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Leafa:''' Kirito do you know how to land?\\
'''Kirito:''' [''{{Beat}}''] [[OhCrap ...I don't.]]\\
'''Leafa:''' [''freaking a little''] Uh-I-OhCrap. [''sheepishly flying off''] Sorry, you're on your own!\\
'''Kirito:''' Wait, WHAT?! '''YOU'RE KIDDING MEEEEEE!''' [''cue Loud Crash Offscreen'']

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-->'''Leafa:''' Kirito do Kirito, you ''do'' know how to land?\\
land, right?\\
'''Kirito:''' [''{{Beat}}''] [[OhCrap ...I don't.No, not really.]]\\
'''Leafa:''' [''freaking a little''] Uh-I-OhCrap. Uh-I-Oh, crap. [''sheepishly flying off''] Sorry, you're Too late now! You're on your own!\\
'''Kirito:''' Wait, WHAT?! '''YOU'RE KIDDING MEEEEEE!''' [''cue Loud Crash Offscreen'']
16th Apr '16 3:05:55 PM AuraXtreme
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* The "[[http://www.taptaptaptaptap.net/sao-qna-kirito/ Popularity]] [[http://www.taptaptaptaptap.net/sao-qna-yui-asuna/ Contest]] [[http://www.taptaptaptaptap.net/sao-qna-heathcliff-kunori/ Questions]]" are a combination of "trivia for the hardcore otaku" and "more hilarity than can be fitted into the main stories".
-->'''Q for Kirito:''' If polygamy was possible, would you feel like making a harem? If you do, who would you pick?
-->'''Kirito:''' [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty I-]]I wouldn't make such a thing.
-->'''Q for Yui:''' How do you feel looking at your parents' lovey-dovey behaviour, Yui-chan?
-->'''Yui:''' [[SickeninglySweetHearts I can't stand watching it.]]
-->'''Q for Asuna:''' What were your thoughts when you found out it's possible to remove the Ethics Code?
-->'''Asuna:''' I will never use it! [[HilariousInHindsight I remember that I thought that.]]
-->'''Q for Heathcliff:''' Are you a [[BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine boke? Or a tsukkomi?]]
-->'''Heathcliff:''' [[HiddenDepths I realized that there were mere few]] who laughed at my jokes as boke when I was an elementary school student.
9th Apr '16 5:35:09 PM AuraXtreme
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!!Light Novel
* Kirito's reaction to people crowding over the duel between him and Heathcliff in the novel:
-->"...Let's run away Asuna. We can go live in some small village on the 20th floor and plow fields."
** Possibly more amusing than just funny, but it's great for Kirito that his title changed from "The Black Swordsman" to "The Dual Wielding Demon" shortly before he was forced to join Asuna's guild (because her guild leader thought he was stealing her from them and was against it) and don a white outfit.
* In a side story "A Murder Case in the Area", Kirito and Asuna invite Heathcliff over for a meal to ask some question. Problem aside, the noodles they tasted are so bad that Heathcliff [[spoiler: or rather, Akihiko Kayaba, ''THE CREATOR OF SAO'']] ''OF ALL PEOPLE'' even wonder why the shop exist!
** This is revealed to be because of Heathcliff's [[spoiler: and to an extension, the actual Akihiko Kayaba's]] love for noodles, especially ramen. This is alluded to in the light novels' [[BreakingTheFourthWall character poll question-and-answer sessions]] and [[DVDCommentary Sword Art Offline]].
* For fans who don't regard it as {{Squick}}, Chapter 16.5 [[spoiler: (in which Kirito and Asuna have sex) is rather hilarious... for all the wrong reasons. [[SoBadItsGood It's very badly written in comparison to the rest of the story]] - Kirito's narration is consistently ridiculous (with phrases like "two years of semen" and "glopping sound" being thrown around) to the point that it seems like a SelfParody, Asuna climaxes an impossible number of times, female genitals apparently look extremely silly (like white foam) in the ''SAO'' world... You either pretend it didn't happen or accept that it did and laugh the whole way through.]]
** Or you can imagine it as [[spoiler: the sex scene from the first ''Film/ScaryMovie'']].
** Two years [[spoiler: of semen (assuming the system saves the data on it as specific units, unlike the inconsistent patterns of real humans) = roughly a '''''gallon.''''']] Try that mental picture on for size and try not to fall out of your seat giggling like an idiot.
*** Several {{hentai}} anime already took care of producing that mental picture.
* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success.


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** Klein then proceeds to sum up the UnwantedHarem trope in ten words:
-->'''Klein:''' 'Man, it must be so hard for you chick magnets.
-->''(Kirito kicks him in the face, still holding Excalibur)''


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!!Light Novel
* Kirito's reaction to people crowding over the duel between him and Heathcliff in the novel:
-->"...Let's run away Asuna. We can go live in some small village on the 20th floor and plow fields."
** Possibly more amusing than just funny, but it's great for Kirito that his title changed from "The Black Swordsman" to "The Dual Wielding Demon" shortly before he was forced to join Asuna's guild (because her guild leader thought he was stealing her from them and was against it) and don a white outfit.
* In a side story "A Murder Case in the Area", Kirito and Asuna invite Heathcliff over for a meal to ask some question. Problem aside, the noodles they tasted are so bad that Heathcliff [[spoiler: or rather, Akihiko Kayaba, ''THE CREATOR OF SAO'']] ''OF ALL PEOPLE'' even wonder why the shop exist!
** This is revealed to be because of Heathcliff's [[spoiler: and to an extension, the actual Akihiko Kayaba's]] love for noodles, especially ramen. This is alluded to in the light novels' [[BreakingTheFourthWall character poll question-and-answer sessions]] and [[DVDCommentary Sword Art Offline]].
* For fans who don't regard it as {{Squick}}, Chapter 16.5 [[spoiler: (in which Kirito and Asuna have sex) is rather hilarious... for all the wrong reasons. [[SoBadItsGood It's very badly written in comparison to the rest of the story]] - Kirito's narration is consistently ridiculous (with phrases like "two years of semen" and "glopping sound" being thrown around) to the point that it seems like a SelfParody, Asuna climaxes an impossible number of times, female genitals apparently look extremely silly (like white foam) in the ''SAO'' world... You either pretend it didn't happen or accept that it did and laugh the whole way through.]]
** Or you can imagine it as [[spoiler: the sex scene from the first ''Film/ScaryMovie'']].
** Two years [[spoiler: of semen (assuming the system saves the data on it as specific units, unlike the inconsistent patterns of real humans) = roughly a '''''gallon.''''']] Try that mental picture on for size and try not to fall out of your seat giggling like an idiot.
*** Several {{hentai}} anime already took care of producing that mental picture.
* During the honeymoon, Kirito tries out fishing. He doesn't get as much as a nibble. He blames his lack of success on how he spent all his luck "snagging a lovely wife". Then said wife teases him about said lack of success.
9th Apr '16 4:56:42 PM AuraXtreme
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-->'''Yui:''' She has an HP gauge.
-->'''Asuna:''' It's a trap.
-->'''Silica:''' Yes, it's a trap.
-->'''Leafa:''' I'd say it was a trap.
-->''([[AnimalReactionShot Pina cries out]])''
9th Apr '16 4:13:40 PM AuraXtreme
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** When Tonky goes into an abrupt nosedive, we get a sequence of two-at-a-time shots of everyone holding on for dear life - except Leafa, who just cheers like she's having the time of her life.
9th Apr '16 4:12:23 PM AuraXtreme
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** Also also in that episode: the SAO survivors ponder falling in Jotunheim.
--->'''Liz:''' I wonder what would happen if we fell from up here?
--->'''Asuna:''' I'm sure the one right here - the one who [[NoodleIncident once]] plummeted from a pillar outside Aincrad trying to [[DungeonBypass climb up to the next level]] - I'm sure he'll exepriment with that one day!
--->'''Kirito:''' Speaking of falling from great heights... wouldn't that be right up a cat's alley?
--->''(Sinon and Silica shake their heads)''
9th Apr '16 12:13:32 PM AuraXtreme
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* Episode 9, Season 2: The Dyne vs. Pale Rider vs. Death Gun fight from the end of the last episode gets MST3K'd by the gang watching in ALO.
-->'''Lisbeth:''' [Pale Rider] must be one of the front-runners.
-->''(Pale Rider is sniped by Death Gun)''
-->'''Klein:''' Hey, turns out he sucks!
8th Apr '16 4:00:00 PM AuraXtreme
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** Immediately after the Salamander agrees, Leafa turns to Yui (who's still on her shoulder at this time) and mutters, "Men." Funny enough on its own, but then your realize that, if Suguha ''ever'' learns that Yui is not just a Navigation Pixie, but in fact Kazuto's adoptive daughter A.I. with true intelligence, it is after the Alfheim arc is over. She speaks to Kirito's Navi-Pixie because ''Yui is the only other girl there at the time''.



* After getting to Lugrue, when Leafa has to log out she asks Yui to watch over her avatar while she's gone, saying "I don't want your dad to mess with it while I'm out" which leads to Kirito saying totally [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] "You gotta be kidding me."

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* After getting to Lugrue, Legrue, when Leafa has to log out she asks Yui to watch over her avatar while she's gone, saying "I don't want your dad to mess with it while I'm out" which leads to Kirito saying totally [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] "You gotta be kidding me."
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