History Funny / Supernatural

25th May '17 7:33:00 PM BobSaget9
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* Aaron explaining what happened to the golem manual. At first, the background music makes it seem like it's an emotional-type of story...[[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash but then it's revealed he used it for blunt paper]]]].

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* Aaron explaining what happened to the golem manual. At first, the background music makes it seem like it's an emotional-type of story... [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash but then it's revealed he used it for blunt paper]]]].



* Just the whole SurroundedByIdiots demeanor of the golem, who you'd normally think would be DumbMuscle. "He ''smoked'' the pages..."

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* Just the whole SurroundedByIdiots demeanor of the golem, who you'd normally think would be DumbMuscle. "He ''smoked'' [[spoiler:''smoked'' the pages...pages]]..."
25th May '17 1:40:13 PM BobSaget9
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[[folder:Season 13]]
* We already have confirmation of [[http://www.avclub.com/article/supernatural-doing-scooby-doo-crossover-255620 one of the season's episodes...]] ...[[CrackFic and it's a crossover with]] Franchise/ScoobyDoo.
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* While discussing Season 13's Franchise/ScoobyDoo episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvi1v9DkGjw&t=12m13s Jared winds up]] [[spoiler:accidentally revealing that Castiel's death in Season 12 doesn't stick]].
20th May '17 10:32:42 AM kalel32688
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[[AC:12x22 - Who We Are]]
* When the Winchesters and [[spoiler:Toni]] decide to try using magic to escape from the sealed Bunker, they find a spell that [[VirginPower requires virgin blood]]. Dean then looks at [[spoiler:Toni]] who, after a moment, replies "Not even close."
* Dean and Sam decide to "[[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank]] this bitch" (that is, chip their way out of the Bunker). Dean takes the first swing and ends up getting concrete in his eye, at which point Sam suggests goggles.
* [[spoiler:Toni]] complaining about Dean and Sam's plan to blast their way out of the Bunker using [[ChekhovsGun Dean's grenade launcher]], calling the brothers "Action movie-loving, cheeseburger-eating, moronic American lunatics."
* Dean commenting on how long he's waited to use his grenade launcher, and going "[[Franchise/DieHard Yippee ki-yay, mother]]--" as he fires the weapon.
* When the boys arrive at Jody's house, they find Jody holding an ice pack to her face and ask where [[spoiler:Mary]] is. Jody simply points to [[spoiler:Mary]] tied up in a chair.
* Dean downing a glass of alcohol as Alex goes to get him something for the pain from his leg injury and telling her "Make it a double."



* Castiel buying a ridiculous amount of diapers because, according to the 72 books he read on child-rearing, they all agree that babies poop a lot.

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* Kelly's brief phone conversation as she tries to put together a baby cradle.
-->'''Sven''': I'm trying to help you, ma'am.
-->'''Kelly''': (''sighs deeply'') Are you, Sven? Because if you ask me if I have the quarter-inch Allen wrench one-one more time, I am going to come down there and burn your giant Viking junkyard of a store to the ground! Do you understand?!
-->'''Sven''': Are you sure it wasn't in the box?
-->'''Kelly''': (''sighs, throws her phone to the side'') God!
* This gem from Dean:
-->'''Dean''': Okay, let me just get this straight. So, (''clears throat'') we beat the Brits, we kicked their psycho, tea-swilling asses, and instead of popping champagne and headin' to Vegas, we get Lucifer.
* Lucifer responding to the Winchesters' attempts to contact [[spoiler:Rowena]] is one fine picture of the Devil's menace, but it does have a few comedic gems.
** Lucifer's InsultBackfire to Sam during his phone call.
--->'''Sam''': Go to hell.
--->'''Lucifer''': Ooh! Good one. Witty. I'll use that in the future.
** When Dean starts to threaten the Archangel:
--->'''Lucifer''': (''waving like a girl'') Oh, hey, Dean!
** And the very casual way Lucifer remarks that the guys are gonna do "whatever you're gonna try."
* Castiel buying a ridiculous amount of diapers because, according to the 72 74 books he read on child-rearing, they all agree that babies poop a lot."everybody poops."



* As Dean has Ruby's knife at Crowley's throat, Sam protests, causing Dean and [[spoiler:Mary]] to ask "Seriously?"
-->'''Sam''': Look, just don't kill him. He worked the Cage spell with [[spoiler:Rowena]]. Maybe he can help us.
-->'''[[spoiler:Mary]]''': And what if he can't?
-->'''Sam''': Well, then we kill him.



* Dean's "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" after Crowley pops in, again saying "Hello, boys," after escaping from the Bunker.
* Lucifer commenting that Team Free Will sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," followed with an impression of a girl going "We can't! He's gonna see us!"

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-->'''Crowley''': This is what you do when I'm not here? Type?
-->'''Dean''': Yep.
* Apparently, Castiel took an online doula class.
* Dean's "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" comment after Castiel shows him and Sam the space-time tear and Sam remembers the French Mistake universe.
-->'''Dean''': Oh, yeah. The supernatural wasn't real. And you were Polish.
* When Castiel expresses confidence that Lucifer's son will close the portal:
-->'''Castiel''': I have faith.
-->'''Dean''': Really? In your unborn baby-God?
-->'''Castiel''': Yes.
-->'''Dean''': Well, then, you're a dumbass.
* Dean's "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, come on!]]" after he turns to see that
Crowley pops in, again saying "Hello, boys," has popped in after escaping from the Bunker.
* Lucifer commenting When Sam declares [[spoiler:Chuck/God]] will stop Lucifer, Lucifer, acting like a naughty kid, snarkily concedes the point, waves his hands as he mockingly calls out "Oh, God! Don't strike me dead!", then comments that Team Free Will Sam sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," followed following with an a high-pitched impression of a girl going "We can't! He's gonna see us!"God is watching!"
* After Lucifer telekinetically tosses an advancing Castiel aside:
-->'''Lucifer''': Well, that worked.
* Thus remarks Lucifer after Dean and Sam [[spoiler:take off running]]:
-->'''Lucifer''': Mature. Real mature.
* Lucifer reacting with giddy amusement when Crowley reveals himself [[spoiler:in the alternate universe]].
* When Crowley says he's going to wipe "that smug, self-satisfied look" off his face, Lucifer smiles smugly, points to his face, and asks "This one?"
19th May '17 5:10:08 AM kalel32688
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* As Dean and Sam enter the Bunker with a captive Toni, Dean demands that Tony call Ketch and tell him to get "his prissy ass" to the Bunker. Then:

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* As Dean and Sam enter the Bunker with a captive Toni, Dean demands that Tony Toni call Ketch and tell him to get "his prissy ass" to the Bunker. Then:


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[[AC:12x23 - All Along the Watchtower]]
* Castiel buying a ridiculous amount of diapers because, according to the 72 books he read on child-rearing, they all agree that babies poop a lot.
* Crowley suddenly appearing in the Bunker with his trademark "Hello, boys" greeting, only for Dean to [[TalkToTheFist deck him right in the face]], sending him falling backwards in his chair.
* Crowley just sitting and enjoying a glass of Scotch while the Winchesters [[DoingResearch search for signs of the birth of Lucifer's son]].
* Dean's "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" after Crowley pops in, again saying "Hello, boys," after escaping from the Bunker.
* Lucifer commenting that Team Free Will sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," followed with an impression of a girl going "We can't! He's gonna see us!"
17th May '17 6:59:45 PM Linda58
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--> '''Officer''': I'm just trying to understand just what kinda hate crime this even was.

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--> '''Officer''': I'm just trying to understand just what kinda hate crime this even was.''was''.



--> '''Officer''': I mean, if this gentleman were a full-sized homosexual, would that be okay with you?

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--> '''Officer''': I mean, if this gentleman were a full-sized ''full-sized'' homosexual, would that ''that'' be okay with you?
13th May '17 8:24:06 AM kalel32688
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* Dean trying to get in touch with Ketch.
-->'''Dean''': Ketch, calling to see if my Mom's with you. (''beat'') It's Dean. (''beat'') Winchester. (''beat'') Because I'd like to speak to her, that's why. (''beat'') No, I'm not being terse. Look, if you haven't seen her, do you know where she is? (''beat'') No, I'm not being curt, either. Look, I don't have time for Manners 101 from you, okay? If she's with you, I wanna know about it. (''beat'') Fine. (''hangs up'') Such a dick.



* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "Kermit the Frog," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then tries to BS his way out of trouble before deciding to make a break for the door...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar.]]

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-->'''Crowley''': How many times do I have to repeat myself? Find me Kelly Kline! As a concept, it's ridiculously simple, as are you!
-->'''Demon''': Please don't yell. I'm trying.
-->'''Crowley''': "I'm trying." Well, try harder! As if your almost-life depended on it.
-->'''Demon''': Yes, my King.
-->'''Crowley''': Bear down. What do you know?
-->'''Demon''': We know Dagon is dead and can't protect Kelly.
-->'''Crowley''': Which makes your task even easier.
-->'''Demon''': We know Lucifer's son is almost due.
-->'''Crowley''': Which makes your task more crucial.
-->'''Demon''': We know we don't know how powerful he'll be when born.
-->'''Crowley''': Which makes you an idiot.
-->'''Demon''': I know that, too.
* Lucifer's line to Drexl after the demon tells him he's still under Crowley's control:
-->'''Lucifer''': Okay, if it's at minimum power, and I'm at maximum power, I'll roll the dice, man.
* Lucifer asking Crowley if he knows a good pilates class [[spoiler:after getting free. And that's only the tip of the iceberg that is the following example.]]
* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "Kermit "[[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog," Frog]]," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then [[DirtyCoward tries to BS his way out of trouble trouble]] before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere deciding to make a break for the door...door]]...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. [[HumblePie Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar.]]pillar]].]]
* As Dean and Sam enter the Bunker with a captive Toni, Dean demands that Tony call Ketch and tell him to get "his prissy ass" to the Bunker. Then:
-->'''Ketch''': (''standing in the Bunker'') Interestingly, his 'prissy ass' is already here.
12th May '17 11:11:33 AM kalel32688
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* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand new vessel]]... [[ShockingSwerve and is killed five seconds later by Dagon]] ''mid-sentence''.

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* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand new vessel]]... [[ShockingSwerve and is killed five seconds later by Dagon]] ''mid-sentence''.



* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome.]]

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* Crowley chewing out one of his subordinates.
* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "Kermit the Frog," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then tries to BS his way out of trouble before deciding to make a break for the door...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar.]]
11th May '17 6:13:20 PM kalel32688
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[[AC:12x21 - There's Something About Mary]]
* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome.]]
2nd May '17 12:29:52 PM MinisterOfSinister
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** "I am wearing SunglassesAtNight. You know who wears sunglasses at night? [[TakeThat No-talent douchebags]]."



--->'''Samuel:''' Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?"

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--->'''Samuel:''' Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?"angels?
29th Apr '17 5:41:57 PM BobSaget9
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[[AC:12x19 - The Future]]
* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand new vessel]]... [[ShockingSwerve and is killed five seconds later by Dagon]] ''mid-sentence''.
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