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23rd Sep '17 8:35:14 PM nombretomado
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* [[spoiler:The Wicked Witch]] complaining about the AMBER alert and Dean's response: "I blame [[BarackObama Obama]]."

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* [[spoiler:The Wicked Witch]] complaining about the AMBER alert and Dean's response: "I blame [[BarackObama [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]."
22nd Sep '17 8:40:45 PM animenutcase
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[[AC:8x005 - Blood Brother]]

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[[AC:8x005 [[AC:8x05 - Blood Brother]]
8th Sep '17 10:07:44 PM animenutcase
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* After Dean goes so far as to cut his arm with a silver knife to prove he's the real thing, Bobby still has to throw holy water in his face to make absolutely sure.

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* After Dean goes so far as to cut his arm with a silver knife to prove he's the real thing, Bobby still has to throw holy water in his face to make absolutely sure. ''After'' hugging him and saying it was good to see him.
7th Sep '17 3:15:49 PM Linda58
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* Dean trying to help Castiel pick up a waitress.

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* Dean trying to help Castiel pick up a waitress. Wally then joins in, and they list the fact that waitresses "smell like food" as a reason to date them. Sam doesn't understand why that's a good thing.
5th Aug '17 8:16:54 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* Everyone Sam goes to get help from lampshading how [[GenreSavvy things NEVER go well when the Winchesters keep secrets from each other and do things without informing the other]].

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* Everyone Sam goes to get help from lampshading how [[GenreSavvy things NEVER go well when the Winchesters keep secrets from each other and do things without informing the other]].
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5th Aug '17 8:16:24 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-->'''Sam''': (''flatly'') [[GenreSavvy Yeah. I'm gonna regret this.]]

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-->'''Sam''': (''flatly'') [[GenreSavvy Yeah. I'm gonna regret this.]]
this.
28th Jun '17 10:35:03 PM AsamisaKY
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** Then Sam tells Jody that Dean watches {{Hentai}}.
27th Jun '17 6:05:49 PM kalel32688
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* [[spoiler: Mary Winchester]] re-meets the Impala and spends a few minutes just look on the inside. Dean's face is priceless when he realizes [[spoiler: that she's looking at the backseat. Where he was probably conceived.]]

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* [[spoiler: Mary Winchester]] re-meets the Impala and spends a few minutes just look on the inside. Dean's face is priceless when he realizes [[spoiler: that [[spoiler:that she's looking at the backseat. Where he was [[AutoErotica probably conceived.conceived]].]]



* [[spoiler:Mary]] attempting to use modern technology:
-->'''[[spoiler:Mary]]''': We should call the internet and find out as much as we can about these people.

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* [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary attempting to use modern technology:
-->'''[[spoiler:Mary]]''': -->'''Mary''': We should call the internet and find out as much as we can about these people.



-->'''[[spoiler: Mary]]''': Did I say that right?

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-->'''[[spoiler: Mary]]''': -->'''Mary''': Did I say that right?



* [[spoiler:Mary]] brings take-out, saying "I'd cook but...I don't." When Dean talks about her amazing meatloaf, [[spoiler:Mary]] confesses it was from a take-out place all along.

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* [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary brings take-out, saying "I'd cook but...I don't." When Dean talks about her amazing meatloaf, [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary confesses it was from a take-out place all along.



* [[spoiler:Mary]] cuts her hair shorter, saying that long hair is easy to grab in a fight. Dean comments that he's been telling Sam that for years.

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* [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary cuts her hair shorter, saying that long hair is easy to grab in a fight. Dean comments that he's been telling Sam that for years.



* [[spoiler:Mary]] has it a bit better as she introduces herself as "Special Agent Shirley Partridge" with Sam and Dean Agents "Cassidy and Bonaduche."

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* [[spoiler:Mary]] ** Mary has it a bit better as she introduces herself as "Special Agent [[Series/ThePartridgeFamily Shirley Partridge" Partridge]]" with Sam and Dean Agents "Cassidy and Bonaduche."



* Sam states his belief that [[spoiler:Mary]] is only diving into hunting in order to avoid processing her feelings. When Dean asks how he can be certain, Sam merely points out that they've got years of personal experience on that subject.

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* Sam states his belief that [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary is only diving into hunting in order to avoid processing her feelings. When Dean asks how he can be certain, Sam merely points out that they've got years of personal experience on that subject.



* Dean is astounded Jody watches "chick flick" movies.

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* Dean is astounded Jody watches "chick flick" "{{chick flick}}" movies.



* The perfect summary of Crowley and Rowena's [[BigScrewedUpFamily relationship]]: he makes her {{Jerkass}} "latest fiancee" [[LudicrousGibs explode]], and Rowena -- coated in blood -- calls it the "sweetest thing you've ever done for me".

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* The perfect summary of Crowley and Rowena's [[BigScrewedUpFamily relationship]]: he makes her {{Jerkass}} "latest fiancee" [[LudicrousGibs explode]], and Rowena -- Rowena, coated in blood -- blood, calls it the "sweetest thing you've ever done for me".me."



* Dean enjoys Ketch's use of a grenade launcher a bit too much.

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* [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Dean enjoys Ketch's use of a grenade launcher a bit too much.
much]].



* While at the hotel, Dean suddenly goes missing, much to Sam's worry. What seems like a tense moment [[NotSoDire is negated]] as it turns out that Dean went to get ice from the ice machine... and then promptly forgot what room he was in prior.

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* While at the hotel, Dean suddenly goes missing, much to Sam's worry. What seems like a tense moment [[NotSoDire is negated]] as it turns out that Dean went to get ice from the ice machine... and then promptly forgot what room he was in prior.



-->'''Rowena''': [Dean]'s already begun to forget himself, everyone he's ever known, ever loved. Even you. Soon, he'll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then... Dean Winchester's going to die.

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-->'''Rowena''': [Dean]'s already begun to forget himself, everyone he's ever known, ever loved. Even you. Soon, he'll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then... Dean Winchester's going to die.



* During the climax, we have Dean's smug ass smirk as he shows Cat the "Witch-Killing Bullets" bullets post-it note before shooting her dead. As a plus, she simply scoffs and turns away from Dean, [[TemptingFate not buying it]].
* After Cat goes down, Sam and Boyd appear on the staircase, Sam holding him at gun point. Only problem? [[OhCrap Dean doesn't remember who Sam is, and thus doesn't know who to shoot.]]
-->'''Sam''': (as Dean aims at Sam; worried) No, no, no! (points at self) Brother! (points at Boyd) Witch!
-->'''Dean''': (shoots Boyd dead) [[MoodWhiplash (smiles at Sam; gives a thumb's up)]]

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* During the climax, we have Dean's smug ass smirk [[SmugSmile smug-ass smirk]] as he shows Cat the "Witch-Killing Bullets" bullets post-it note before shooting her dead. As a plus, she simply scoffs and turns away from Dean, [[TemptingFate not buying it]].
* After Cat goes down, Sam and Boyd appear on the staircase, Sam holding him at gun point.gunpoint. Only problem? [[OhCrap Dean doesn't remember who Sam is, and thus doesn't know who to shoot.]]
-->'''Sam''': (as (''as Dean aims at Sam; worried) worried'') No, no, no! (points (''points at self) self'') Brother! (points (''points at Boyd) Boyd'') Witch!
-->'''Dean''': (shoots (''shoots Boyd dead) dead, then [[MoodWhiplash (smiles smiles at Sam; Sam and gives a thumb's up)]]
up]]'')



* The very CampGay way [[spoiler:Lucifer]] says "Cozy!" as he talks about his new surroundings in {{Hell}}.

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* The very CampGay way [[spoiler:Lucifer]] Lucifer says "Cozy!" as he talks about his new surroundings in {{Hell}}.



* After [[spoiler:Lucifer]] finds out that Crowley has a son:
-->'''[[spoiler:Lucifer]]''': Oh my [[spoiler:Dad]]. I love that. You and I--both single fathers. I could use a little dad advice right now. When do you let them date?
* Dagon, one of the remaining Princes of Hell, telling [[spoiler:Kelly]] "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Come with me if you want to live]]" after saving her from two angels trying to kill her.

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* After [[spoiler:Lucifer]] Lucifer finds out that Crowley has a son:
-->'''[[spoiler:Lucifer]]''': -->'''Lucifer''': Oh my [[spoiler:Dad]].[[{{God}} Dad]]. I love that. You and I--both single fathers. I could use a little dad advice right now. When do you let them date?
* Dagon, one of the remaining Princes of Hell, telling [[spoiler:Kelly]] Kelly "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Come with me if you want to live]]" after saving her from two angels trying to kill her.her. Irony abounds.



* Dean griping about Mick being late just as Mick arrives and apologizes for being late.

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* Dean griping about Mick being late late...just as Mick arrives and apologizes for being late.



* Sam comparing Kendricks, the British Men of Letters' training facility, to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]], which Mick confirms.

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* Sam comparing Kendricks, the British Men of Letters' training facility, academy, to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]], which Mick confirms.



* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand new vessel]]...[[ShockingSwerve and is killed five seconds later by Dagon]] ''mid-sentence''.

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* [[VillainsOutShopping Dagon watching a game show]].
* Lucifer referring to Castiel as the Winchesters' purse pooch.
* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand new brand-new vessel]]...[[ShockingSwerve and is killed five seconds later by Dagon]] ''mid-sentence''.



* Lucifer asking Crowley if he knows a good pilates class [[spoiler:after getting free. And that's only the tip of the iceberg that is the following example.]]
* [[spoiler:Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "[[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog]]," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then [[DirtyCoward tries to BS his way out of trouble]] before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere deciding to make a break for the door]]...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. [[HumblePie Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar]].]]

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* Lucifer asking Crowley if he knows a good pilates Pilates class [[spoiler:after getting free. And that's only the tip of the iceberg that is the following example.]]
* [[spoiler:Lucifer's Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is both hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "[[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog]]," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then [[DirtyCoward tries to BS his way out of trouble]] before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere deciding to make a break for the door]]...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. [[HumblePie Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar]].]]



* When the Winchesters and [[spoiler:Toni]] decide to try using magic to escape from the sealed Bunker, they find a spell that [[VirginPower requires virgin blood]]. Dean then looks at [[spoiler:Toni]] who, after a moment, replies "Not even close."

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* When the Winchesters and [[spoiler:Toni]] Toni decide to try using magic to escape from the sealed Bunker, they find a spell that [[VirginPower requires virgin blood]]. Dean then looks at [[spoiler:Toni]] Toni who, after a moment, replies "Not even close."



* [[spoiler:Toni]] complaining about Dean and Sam's plan to blast their way out of the Bunker using [[ChekhovsGun Dean's grenade launcher]], calling the brothers "Action movie-loving, cheeseburger-eating, moronic American lunatics."

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* [[spoiler:Toni]] Toni complaining about Dean and Sam's plan to blast their way out of the Bunker using [[ChekhovsGun Dean's grenade launcher]], calling the brothers "Action movie-loving, cheeseburger-eating, moronic American lunatics."



* When the boys arrive at Jody's house, they find Jody holding an ice pack to her face and ask where [[spoiler:Mary]] is. Jody simply points to [[spoiler:Mary]] tied up in a chair.

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* When the boys arrive at Jody's house, they find Jody holding an ice pack to her face and ask where [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary is. Jody simply points to [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary tied up in to a chair.



-->'''Kelly''': (looking up at the ceiling) God, please... I need help...
-->'''[[BaitAndSwitch Sven]]'''[[BaitAndSwitch : I'm trying to help you, ma'am.]]

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-->'''Kelly''': (looking (''looking up at the ceiling) ceiling'') God, please... I need help...
-->'''[[BaitAndSwitch Sven]]'''[[BaitAndSwitch : -->'''Sven''': [[BaitAndSwitch I'm trying to help you, ma'am.]]



--->'''Sam''': Go to hell.

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--->'''Sam''': Go to hell.Hell.



** When Dean starts to threaten the Archangel:

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** When Dean gets on the phone and starts to threaten the Archangel:



* As Dean has Ruby's knife at Crowley's throat, Sam protests, causing Dean and [[spoiler:Mary]] to ask "Seriously?"
-->'''Sam''': Look, just don't kill him. He worked the Cage spell with [[spoiler:Rowena]]. Maybe he can help us.
-->'''[[spoiler:Mary]]''': And what if he can't?

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* As Dean has Ruby's knife at Crowley's throat, Sam protests, causing Dean and [[spoiler:Mary]] Mary to ask "Seriously?"
"[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Seriously?]]"
-->'''Sam''': Look, just don't kill him. He worked the Cage spell with [[spoiler:Rowena]].Rowena. Maybe he can help us.
-->'''[[spoiler:Mary]]''': -->'''Mary''': And what if he can't?



-->'''Dean''': Well, then, you're a dumbass.

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-->'''Dean''': Well, then, then you're a dumbass.



* When Sam declares [[spoiler:Chuck/God]] will stop Lucifer, Lucifer, acting like a naughty kid, snarkily concedes the point, waves his hands as he mockingly calls out "Oh, God! Don't strike me dead!", then comments that Sam sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," following with a high-pitched impression of a girl going "We can't! God is watching!"

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* When Sam declares [[spoiler:Chuck/God]] Chuck/God will stop Lucifer, Lucifer, acting like a naughty kid, snarkily concedes the point, waves his hands as he mockingly calls out "Oh, God! Don't strike me dead!", then comments that Sam sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," following with a high-pitched impression of a girl going "We can't! God is watching!"
27th Jun '17 5:08:52 PM GoldenKeyblade
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** Extra funny with the news that Season 13 will feature a ''Scooby-Doo'' crossover''. [[BrickJoke Dean may get the chance to meet Fred and Daphne after all!]]
21st Jun '17 1:59:47 AM Megazord
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[[AC:11x19 - The Chitters]]
* This golden bit of Sam chastising Dan for staying up the entire night is one for its sheer Narm-iness:
-->'''Sam''': Dude, you even move since last night?
-->'''Dean''': Sleeping is the new smoking.
-->'''Sam''': What? No, it’s not. It’s sitting. Sitting is the new smoking.
-->'''Dean''': That can't be right.
* After they learn that the victim and her friends where high on marijuana during the attack, which made the local police skeptical:
-->'''Dean''': Weed alone doesn’t conjure up that kind of scenario. Isn’t that right, Sam?
-->'''Sam''': Dude, I was 19. It was college. It was probably oregano anyway.
* Also Sam's opinion about Dean's naming of the unnamed Bisan:
-->'''Sam''': We’re not actually going to go with ‘junkless’ on this, are we?
* Also the questioning the wife of a previous victim, EttaFraser:
-->'''Etta''': Well, when Pete went missing and we found out about the women, my grandma said that he “got the chitters”. According to her, once a generation around the spring equinox, people in town start going nuts, have orgies, copulating in the woods. And then they disappear, never to be heard from again.
-->'''Dean''': Well, that’s certainly one explanation for Pete (Etta gives him a look)
* And
-->'''Etta''': Gran said that if you got the chitters, you get so revved up with lust that your eyes would shine like emeralds.
* After the above dialogue, she throws a hopeful FemaleGaze at Sam, who is confused for a moment before he realizes he has green eyes. He gives a painful grin while Dean chuckles.
* Also this exchange:
-->'''Sam''': Is that … is that white sage?
-->'''Etta''': Mm. yeah, you know your herbs (smiles flirtatiously while Dean and Sam exchange awkard looks).

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