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* The intro segement, part of which even makes it onto the page image.
--->''Town to town, two lane roads\\

* Sam watching {{Soap opera}}s.

* Sam, Dean, Kevin, and Mrs. Tran pool their money (about $2,000, a bunch of hacked credit cards, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a Costco membership card]]'') in the hopes of having enough to buy the tablet, only to have a hilarious OhCrap when they realize that the auction doesn't use conventional money.

* Sam tells Dean [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs about]] [[SlashFic slash]] in the most hilarious {{meta}} moment ever.
-->'''Dean:''' What's a slash fan?\\
'''Sam:''' As in Sam slash Dean...together.\\
'''Dean:''' ''[[[OhCrap horrified]]]'' Like...''together'' together?\\
'''Sam:''' Yeah.\\
'''Dean:'''...They do know we're brothers, right?\\
'''Sam:''' Doesn't seem to matter.\\
'''Dean:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Aw, come on. That's...that's just]] ''{{sick| And Wrong}}''. (''closes laptop'')

* [[BadBadActing Sam and Dean's attempts at playing Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean.]]
** If you want to get even MORE meta (which, in this episode, is pretty hard), this would be Jared and Jensen [[RealLife playing]] Sam and Dean [[BadBadActing playing]] Jared and Jensen [[ShowWithinAShow playing]] Sam and Dean. Talk about PostModernism.
** At one point, Dean tells Sam to look anywhere but the camera. [[https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/3cab0ba15470fe9cb5e3c986516de58c7fa3d64493ce6d43476acff031ae4dcd The end result?]] Sam [[LiteralMinded follows Dean's advice]], and Dean ''looks constipated''.
*** "If there's a key... then there must also be a lock!" Special mention to the fact that Sam ''clearly wrote that on his hands''.

* "The French Mistake", along with being what is probably the funniest episode in the series, was one FandomNod after another. It gets even funnier when you realize that the episode's title is a ShoutOut to Film/BlazingSaddles. In particular, a really Meta scene where the fourth wall gets trampled. It's even better when you realize that the scene is a musical reference to '''gay sex'''. It's a massive blending of FandomNod and the RunningGag of Sam and Dean being MistakenForGay.

** There's also a bit of meta funny in that [[DiscontinuityNod Dean's recap leaves out some things...]]

* There's something funny on a meta level about Calliope, the MonsterOfTheWeek, being the one who sums up all the good points and true defense of the show...but even she can't stand Marie's fanon additions.
-->'''Calliope''': Oh gods, if I have to sit through that second act again...there's robots. And tentacles. ''In space.'' I can't even...

** The sheer tonnage of jokes about how many insane things were happening in the world simultaneously also led to a lot of people finding out legitimately important news items such as election updates via Destiel shitposts, adding a whole meta layer to the chaos.

** Dean, noting that Charlie's smile is forced, tell her to imagine that Creator/ScarlettJohansson is waiting her in her bed. If her facial expression is any indication, Charlie [[CovertPervert was very happy with the picture]]. Hard to blame her.

* Many, ''many'' of the DVD commentaries, but especially "The End". Particularly when Creator/EricKripke, Robert Singer, and Ben Edlund make fun of Samifer and his shiny white suit, their own habit of having monsters [[EvilGloating monologue]] to the Winchesters, and how they should end every episode with the boys scrubbing down the sites of monster attacks so they don't leave forensic evidence behind as they angst. "You were ''mean'' to me back there." "I know, I'm sorry!" "Pass me the bucket." "I won't, damn you!" "Why, something wrong?" (Complete with growly impersonations of [[GutturalGrowler the Winchesters]].)

* Lucifer's new vessel? Rick Springfield. (Okay, it's actually him playing the character Vince Vincete, but ''[[WTHCastingAgency come on]]''.)

* THE ENTIRE EPISODE. It's the Winchesters forced to be in random shows and television genres. Not a single ass didn't get laughed off by this episode.

* After learning The Trickster’s true identity to be the Archangel Gabriel, Sam and Dean try to convince them to help them stop Michael and Lucifer bringing about the end of the world, which leads to this snark from him.
-->'''Gabriel:''' You don’t know my family. What ''you guys'' call "The Apocalypse"… ''I'' used to call "Sunday Dinner"!

-->"This isn't [[AcceptableTargets Wall Street]], this is Hell. We have a little something called [[TakeThat integrity!]]"

* At the end of the episode, after Sam makes a sincere speech about him and Dean having to stick together, [[RatedMForManly Dean]], as always, has this to say:

* Dean, Sam, Castiel, and Jack take on a pack of werewolves who are clearly into [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians the Kardashians]]. Castiel overhears the werewolves debating over whether Kylie Jenner will make a good mother ("[[TakeThat The general consensus is no]]"), and Dean comments that he's "a Khloe man" himself.

** Extra funny with the news that Season 13 will feature a ''Scooby-Doo'' crossover''. [[BrickJoke Dean may get the chance to meet Fred and Daphne after all!]]

--->'''Dean''': Well...I'm going to go talk to Larry. See ya, honey. ''[slaps Sam's ass]''

-->'''Dean:''' Scotty, you got a smile that lights up a room. Anybody ever tell you that?
-->''(Scotty glowers at him)''

-->'''Crossroads Demon''': Look. Your dad's supposed to be alive. You're supposed to be dead. So we'll just set things straight, put things back in their natural order. And you get ten extra years on top. That's a bonus.
-->'''Dean''': You think you could... ''[turns to face her]'' ...throw in a set of steak knives?

-->'''Sam:''' ...did I miss anything?
-->'''Dean:''' ''[punches Sam in the side of the head]''

-->'''Dean''': I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}!\\

-->'''Dean''': Can I shoot her?\\

----->''[The doorbell rings]''\\

--->'''Sam''': Are we... Should we... (''whispers to Dean'') ''Are we gonna kill this teddy bear''?\\

-->'''Sam''': So let me get this straight. You walked up to a wishing well, dropped a dime, and wished to turn invisible so you could spy on women in the shower?

-->'''Delivery Guy''': Somebody order a footlong Italian with jalapeno?
-->'''Dean''': That would be me!

-->'''Sam:''' Okay, [[OnThree on three]]. One--
-->'''*CLRK*'''
-->'''Dean:''' AUGH!

-->'''Dean:''' Sam?
-->'''Sam:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dean:''' {{Too much information}}.
-->'''Sam:''' I told you I was coming clean.
-->'''Dean:''' Yeah, but now I feel dirty.

-->'''Maid:''' (''enters and gives Sam a piece of paper'') I'm at this address.
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Sam:''' I'm sorry. What?
-->'''Maid:''' Go now. Go through the bathroom window, don't stop, don't take your car, don't pass go. There are demons in the hallway and in the parking lot.
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Sam:''' Ruby?
-->'''Ruby:''' Okay, yes, so I'm possessing this maid for a hot minute. Sue me.
-->'''Sam:''' What about--
-->'''Ruby:''' Coma girl? Slowly rotting on the floor back at the cabin with Anna, so I've got to hurry back. See you when you get there. Go!

-->'''Uriel:''' How dare you come in this room...you pussing sore?
-->'''Alastair:''' Name-calling. That hurt my feelings...you [[HypocriticalHumor sanctimonious, fanatical prick]]!

-->'''Dean''': There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
-->'''Chief''': Oh, [[HoYay you ain't been had, till you been had by the Chief.]] (''{{beat}}'') Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?

--->'''Sam:''' Having fun?
--->'''Dean:''' [[SadistTeacher The whistle makes me their god.]]

-->'''Dean:''' (''sticks his arm through Sam whilst they're ghosts'') Am I making you uncomfortable?
-->'''Sam:''' (''unimpressed'') Get outta me.
-->'''Dean:''' Prude.

-->'''Alastair''': There's something caught in my throat. (''{{beat}}'') I think it's my throat.

-->'''Dean''': Seriously? ''Him''? A [[spoiler:''prophet'']]?"
-->'''Castiel''': (''{{beat}}'') [[spoiler:You should've seen [[Literature/TheBible Luke]].]]

-->'''Dean:''' What's a slash fan?
-->'''Sam:''' As in Sam slash Dean...together.
-->'''Dean:''' (''[[OhCrap horrified]]'') Like...''together'' together?
-->'''Sam:''' Yeah.
-->'''Dean:'''...They do know we're brothers, right?
-->'''Sam:''' Doesn't seem to matter.
-->'''Dean:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Aw, come on. That's...that's just]] ''{{sick| And Wrong}}''. (''closes laptop'')

-->'''Dean:''' "Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how he's doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face, but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders.
-->'''Sam:''' (''sighs'')
-->'''Dean:''' (''reading'') You just thought I was a dick.
-->'''Sam:''' Guy's good.

-->'''Dean''': Okay, well then how about this. I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.
-->'''Chuck''': I thought you said I was protected by an Archangel.
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Dean''': Hm. Interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.

-->'''Sam:''' This is funny to you?
-->'''Dean:''' (''around his toothbrush'') Mr. Big Bad Prison Guard, Jimmy [=McMook=] gives you the slip? Yeah, it's pretty funny. What were you doing anyway?
-->'''Sam:''' I was getting a Coke.
-->'''Dean:''' (''pausing to remove the toothbrush, sarcastically'') Was it a refreshing Coke?

-->'''Dean''': (''completely deadpan'') Oh, thank God, the angels are here.

-->'''Dean''': How? Why, why me?
-->'''Zachariah''': Because you're chosen! It's a great honor, Dean.
-->'''Dean''': Oh, yeah. Yeah, life as [[spoiler:an angel condom]]. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.

-->'''Lucifer''': I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
-->'''Nick''': An angel?
-->'''Lucifer''': My name is Lucifer.
-->'''Nick''': Sure. Naturally. Um...Could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?

-->'''Sam''': Uh, Becky can you stop touching my chest?
-->'''Becky''' (whose hand is now running all over his shirt): [[BrutalHonesty No]].

-->'''Dean:''' Listen, Chuckles, even if there is a [[spoiler:God]], he is either dead, and that's the generous theory--
-->'''Castiel:''' He is out there, Dean.
-->'''Dean:''' Or he's up and kicking and doesn't give a rat's ass about any of us. I mean, look around you, man. The world is in the toilet. We are literally at ''the end of days'' here, and he's off somewhere, DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A COCONUT.

-->'''Castiel''': This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.
-->'''Dean''': Dude, you full-on rebelled. Iniquity is one of the perks.

---->'''Chastity''': (''screaming'') Bastard! Screw you, jerk! I'll kill you! (''to Dean'') Screw you, too! Ugh!
---->'''Dean''': (''to Castiel'') What did you do!?
---->'''Castiel''': I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her that it wasn't her fault that her father, Gene, ran off. (''pause'') It was because he hated his job at the post office.

-->'''Raphael''': (''trapped in a ring of holy fire'') Castiel, I'm warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you.
-->'''Castiel''': Maybe one day. But today, you're ''my'' little bitch. (''leaves'')
-->'''Dean''': (''turns to leave, pauses'') What he said.

--->'''Sam''': ...What?
--->'''Girl 1''': She looked really good though.
--->'''Dean''': Wha... huh?

-->'''Castiel''': Other cultures call this hybrid "Cambion" or "Katako." You know him as [[spoiler:TheAntiChrist]].
-->(''He sits down...right onto Dean's whoopie cushion. Cue ten seconds of noise.'')
-->'''Castiel''': (''completely serious'') That wasn't me.

-->'''Sam''': So what do you think is in there?
-->'''Dean''': Wrinkly, gooey corpse.
-->(''They break into the room to discover a man having a threesome'')
-->'''Sam''': Well, it's gooey.

-->'''Sam''': You look like...
-->'''Dean''': The old chick in ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'', I know, shut up.
-->'''Sam''': I was gonna say [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]].

-->'''Bobby''': (''coming into the hotel room as Old!Dean makes a face'') I see you met John [=McCain=] there.
-->'''Sam''': Yeah. Either one of you want to tell me what happened?
-->'''Old!Dean''': Bobby's an idiot! That's what happened!
-->'''Bobby''': Hey, no one asked you to play.
-->'''Old!Dean''': Right, I shoulda just let ya die!
-->'''Bobby''': And for damn sure, no one asked you to lose!
-->'''Sam''': (''grinning'') It's like ''[[Film/GrumpyOldMen Grumpy Old Men]]''.
-->'''Old!Dean and Bobby''': SHUT UP, SAM!

--->'''Old!Dean''': Fine. Let's do it.
--->(''Patrick pulls out the 8 of Hearts'')
--->'''Patrick''': What card am I holding up?
--->(''Old!Dean squints at the card...and looks down in defeat'')
--->'''Patrick''': That's what I thought.
*** And then, after Old!Dean refuses to let Sam play for him, Patrick...lets them leave. However, he ''does'' leave Sam with a parting gift[[note]]he says Dean's current situation is punishment enough for Dean[[/note]]: [[spoiler:[[StealthPun the clap]][[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Patrick claps three times, and then Sam begins to feel itchy in the crotch soon after]][[/note]]]].

--> '''Jo:''' Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, [[NoSale then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.]]
--> '''Dean:''' If you're into that kinda thing.

--> '''Dr. Fuller:''' Why don't you tell me how you're feeling, [Sam]?
--> '''Sam:''' (''sigh'') I'm fine. (''scoff'') I mean, okay, a ''little'' depressed, I guess.
--> '''Dr. Fuller:''' All right. Any idea why?
--> '''Sam:''' Probably because I started [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the Apocalypse]].

--->'''Dean''': Did they give you something?
--->'''Sam''': Oh, they gave me ''everything''.

-->'''[[spoiler: Kid!]]Sam''': Hello, barkeep? I would like to purchase an alcohol!
-->'''[[spoiler: Kid!]]Sam''': Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you!

-->'''Dean''': So [[spoiler:[Anna]'s]] gone all Creator/GlennClose, huh? That's awesome.
-->'''Castiel''': Who's Glenn Close?
-->'''Dean''': No one, just this [[Film/FatalAttraction psycho bitch who likes to boil rabbits]].
-->'''Sam''': So, the plan to kill me, would it actually stop {{Satan}}?
-->'''Dean''': No! Sam, come on!
-->'''Sam''': Cas?
-->'''Castiel''': ...No. She's...Glenn Close.

--->'''Dean''': Son of a bitch, you made it!
--->'''Castiel''': (''looking at himself in surprise'') I did... (''looks around at Sam and Dean'') I'm very surprised. (''keels over'')

-->'''Sam''': Dean, ''enough''...
-->'''Dean''': What?!
-->'''Sam''': You just [[spoiler:punched a '''''cupid''''']].
-->'''Dean''': I punched a ''dick''!

--->'''Dean''': Is this a fight? ''Are we in a fight?''
--->'''Castiel''': This is...their handshake.
--->'''Dean''': I don't like it.
--->'''Castiel''': Nobody likes it.

--->'''Castiel''': Uh...look...we didn't mean to, um... (''look to Sam and Dean for help; they wave for him to go on'') ...hurt your feelings.
--->[[spoiler:'''Cupid''']]: (''whirls and crushes Castiel in a tight hug, crying'') Love is more than just a word to me, you know? I love love. I ''love'' it. And if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right!
--->'''Castiel''': (''awkwardly patting his back'') Yes...yes...of course. I, uh...I have no idea what you're saying.

-->'''Sam''': So what, this entire town is just gonna eat, drink, and screw itself to death?
-->'''Castiel''': (''around a mouthful of hamburger'') We should stop it.
-->'''Dean''': [[DeadpanSnarker Hey, yeah, there's a great idea.]] (''{{beat}}'') How?
-->'''Castiel''': How did you stop the last Horseman you met?
-->'''Dean''': War got his mojo from this ring. And after we cut it off, he just tucked tail and ran. And everybody that was affected, it was like they woke up out of a dream. You think Famine's got a class ring, too?
-->'''Castiel''': I know he does.
-->'''Dean''': Well, okay. Let's track him down and get to chopping.
-->'''Castiel''': Yeah. (''eyes his empty fast food bag sadly'')
-->'''Dean:''' What are you, the ''hamburglar?''
-->'''Castiel''': I've developed a taste for ground beef.
-->'''Dean''': Well, have you even tried to stop it?
-->'''Castiel''': I'm an angel; I can stop any time I want.

-->'''Castiel:''' (''bites into a fresh burger'') These make me ''very'' happy.

-->'''Dean''': You want to go over the plan again? (''Cas doesn't reply, playing with the tinfoil from one of his burgers'') Hey, happy meal. The plan?
-->'''Castiel''': I take the knife, I go in, I cut off the ring hand of Famine, and I meet you back here in the parking lot.
-->'''Dean''': Well, that sounds foolproof. (''Castiel disappears; {{beat}}'') This is taking too long. (''goes in after him'')

-->'''Ezra''': (''coughs, beckons him over'')
-->'''Sam''': Any way you could tell me from here?
-->'''Ezra''': (''coughs harder, beckons more insistently'')
-->'''Sam''': (''flatly'') Yeah. I'm gonna regret this.

-->'''Voicemail Woman''': You've reached the voicemail of: ''[beep]''
-->'''Castiel''': I don't understand. Why, why do you want me to say my name?

-->'''Castiel''': Got your message. It was ''long'', your message. Y'know, I find the sound of your voice...''grating''.
-->'''Sam''': What's wrong with you? Are you...''drunk?''
-->'''Castiel''': No! (''stumbles'') ''Yes.''
-->'''Sam''': ...What the hell happened to you?
-->'''Castiel''': (''sighing'') I found a liquor store.
-->'''Sam''': And?
-->'''Castiel''': ''And I drank it''. Why'd you call me?

--->'''Castiel:''' (''almost falling over'') I am an angel of the Lord.
--->'''Priest:''' ...sure you are, buddy.

--->'''Dean''': Where the hell have you been?
--->'''Cas''': On a bender.
--->'''Dean''': (''to Sam'') ...Did he just say "on a bender?"
---> '''Sam''': Yeah, he's still pretty wasted
---> '''Cas''': It is not of import.

--->'''Sam:''' Leah is not a real prophet.
--->'''Dean:''' Well, what is she exactly?
--->'''Cas:''' The ''Whore''.
--->'''Dean:''' (''shocked double take'') Wow, Cas, [[SarcasmMode tell us what you really think]].

-->'''Castiel:''' Maybe [the angels] are desperate. Maybe they wrongly assumed Dean would be brave enough to withstand them.
-->'''Dean:''' (''annoyed'') All right, you know what? Blow me, Cas.

-->'''Dean:''' Well, Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. (''winks'')

-->'''Gabriel:''' I can just cut out your tongues so you can't tell anyone.
-->'''Dean:''' We could still write.
--> '''Gabriel:''' So I could cut off your hands.
--> '''Dean:''' But then someone would ask us, "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey, guys, why you walking around with no hands]]?"

--> '''Dean''': You're back?
--> '''Crowley''': I'm invested. (''Hellhound growls'') Stay!
--> '''Dean''': You can control them?!
--> '''Crowley''': Not that one. (''pats his Hellhound which is roughly five feet tall'') I brought my own. Mine's bigger. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome SIC 'IM, BOY]]!

-->'''Brady:''' Damn it, get me out of here!
-->'''Sam & Dean:''' (''in unison'') Shut up!

-->'''Castiel''': You are not the burnt and broken shell of the man that I believed you to be.
-->(''Dean blinks'')
-->'''Dean''': (''flatly'') Thank you. (''pause'') I appreciate that.
-->'''Castiel''': (''sincerely'') You're welcome.

--->'''Dean''': Don't worry, Bobby's here, he'll wire you some cash.
--->'''Bobby''': I will?

-->'''Pestilence:''' How did you get here?!
-->'''Castiel''': (''panting'') I took a bus.

'''Castiel:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I don't understand your definition of good news.]] ''(Dean rolls his eyes)''

-->'''Bobby:''' [[spoiler:Why'd you take a picture?]]
-->'''Crowley:''' [[spoiler:Why'd you use have to use ''tongue''?]]

-->'''Dean:''' What about Chicago?
-->'''Death::''' [mulls it over for a bit] I suppose it can stay. (''{{Beat}}'') I like the pizza.

--->'''Dean''': (''in dismayed disbelief'') "Assbutt"?
--->(''Castiel shrugs helplessly'')

-->'''Lucifer:''' (''rhetorically'') Castiel, did you just molotov my brother [Michael] with holy fire?
-->'''Castiel:''' (''smiling awkwardly, knowing perfectly well that Lucifer saw the whole thing'') Um...no?

-->'''Sam:''' [[spoiler:Golf]]? ''Really?''
-->'''Dean:''' It's... ''it's a sport!''

--->'''Dean''': I should've known Velma was good to go. [[CovertPervert It's always the quiet ones.]]

-->'''Lucifer''': Okay, you don't like me. I get it. Sometimes I don't like me either. But Gabriel and Raphael are dead; God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back; and Michael...well, let's just say prison life hasn't really agreed with Michael. These days, he's usually sitting in a corner singing show tunes and [[ADateWithRosiePalms touching himself]].

* Dean finding the very first edition of ''Busty Asian Beauties'' (titled "Voluptuous Asian Lovelies") in the bunker, admitting that he ''does'' know how it would sell for on eBay, before finally asking Sam for [[ADateWithRosiePalms ten minutes]].

* Castiel--y'know, the BadassLongcoat-clad seraph who has stormed the bowels of Hell, [[BadassInCharge commanded a garrison of angels]], rebelled against a corrupt Heaven and, oh yeah, [[AGodAmI BECAME A GOD]] for a brief time--screaming and running from the phantom, grabbing Scooby and Shaggy as he flees.

'''Azazel:''' Yep. [[WhatAnIdiot Here, take it.]] ''[gives Colt to Jake]''\\

* "I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself... [[MindScrew I have a headache]]."

-->'''Crowley''': She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you the time that she almost traded me for three pigs, three! I was an attractive child, I could juggle, I was worth five pigs, at least.

-->'''Crowley''': Nobody cares, Gerald... Don't get me started about the name "Fergus." Sounds like venereal disease, and not the fun kind.

-->'''Castiel''': [[ComicallySerious God has a beard!]]