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** ForegoneConclusion: The cops will probably come to the house and take everyone in.



-->[[TooDumbToLive "SHIT! THE COPS!"]]

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-->[[TooDumbToLive "SHIT! "SHIT, THE COPS!"]]



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-->'''Greg:''' What the fuck, Evan we're down two points!
-->'''Evan:''' Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.
-->'''Greg:''' Fuck you man.
-->'''Seth:''' Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
-->'''Greg:''' That was like eight years ago asshole.

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* This Gem
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-->'''Greg:''' What the fuck, Evan we're Evan? We're down two points!
-->'''Evan:''' Fuckin' Fucking calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's down, Greg. It's soccer. It's soccer.
-->'''Greg:''' Fuck you you, man.
-->'''Seth:''' Hey Hey, Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
-->'''Greg:''' That was like eight years ago asshole.ago, asshole!



-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy! I never would've been able to handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
** Later on, Fogel shows off his own bottle of lube to a girl he's about to pork.

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-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh lube? "Oh, Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy! I never would've been able to handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
lube!"
** Later on, Fogel shows off his own bottle of lube to a girl he's about to pork.fuck.



-->''WHY MCLOVIN?! WHYYYY?!''

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-->''WHY MCLOVIN?! -->''MCLOVIN?! WHYYYY?!''
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*** [[HilariousInHindsight It's been theorized that around 10% of the US population is gay.]]
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---> (Seth gapes for a moment then with his eyes bugging out-)

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---> (Seth gapes for a moment then with his eyes bugging out-)bug out.)

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** "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..."



-->'''Greg:''' What the fuck Evan we're down two points!

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-->'''Greg:''' What the fuck fuck, Evan we're down two points!



* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..."

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'''Fogell''': ...I am [=McLovin=].\\

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'''Fogell''': ...I am [=McLovin=].\\[=McLovin=]!\\



--->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

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---> (Seth gapes for a moment then with his eyes bugging out-)
--->'''Seth''': Why the fuck ''fuck'' would it be between that and Mohammed?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
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-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!

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-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. pussy! I never would've been able to handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
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-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your fucking four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!

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-->'''Seth:''' What do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your fucking four inch four-inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
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-->'''Seth:''' What's Becca gonna say when she sees this? "Oh Evan! Thank God! I never would have been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick inside my pussy without that giant bottle of ''LUUUUUBE''!"

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-->'''Seth:''' What's Becca What do you think Becca's gonna say when she sees this? "Oh Evan! Thank God! be psyched that you bought a bottle of lube!? Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would have would've been able to handle your fucking 4-inch four inch dick inside my pussy without that giant gigantic bottle of ''LUUUUUBE''!"lube!

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* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile.

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* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make makes him look like a future pedophile.pedophile.
**It is worth noting that this particular line wasn't in the script and was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed by Jonah Hill]].

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** Later on, Fogel shows off his own bottle of lube to a girl he's about to pork.




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* "I've got a bo-ner!"
* "Evan, I'm so wet!" "Oh yeah, they told us that would happen in health class".
* The first appearance of the two cops
** Followed by their bungling attempt to catch a drunk.
*** Immediately succeeded by one of them ignoring a very distressing alert.
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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

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--->'''Fogell''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Earth.]] Read a fucking book for once.
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-->'''Greg:''' Fuck you man.
-->'''Seth:''' Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
-->'''Greg:''' That was like eight years ago asshole.
-->'''Seth:''' People don't forget.

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* The [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:

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* The [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]] SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:



* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
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-->[[TooDumbToLive "OH SHIT! IT'S THE COPS!"]]

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-->[[TooDumbToLive "OH SHIT! IT'S "SHIT! THE COPS!"]]
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-->'''Fogell'': Well, it was either that or Mohammed.
-->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
-->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
* The CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:

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-->'''Fogell'': --->'''Fogell''': Well, it was either that or Mohammed.
-->'''Seth''': --->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
-->'''Fogell''': --->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
* The CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:



-->"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!"
-->"Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

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-->"I'm --->"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!"
-->"Prepared --->"Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"



--> Greg: What the fuck Evan we're down two points!
--> Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.

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--> Greg: -->'''Greg:''' What the fuck Evan we're down two points!
--> Evan: -->'''Evan:''' Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.

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-->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!''
-->'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book.
-->'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed?

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-->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!''
Mohammed?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
-->'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book.
-->'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed?
book for once.
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** As well as everyone at the party making fun of the blood on Seth's pants, which at the end when he's trying to go to the bathroom to wash it off, ends with the memetic "Fuck me, right?!"

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** As well as everyone at the party making fun of the blood on Seth's pants, which at the end which, when he's trying to go to the bathroom to wash it off, ends with the memetic "Fuck me, right?!"
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** As well as everyone at the party making fun of the blood on Seth's pants, which at the end when he's trying to go to the bathroom to wash it off, ends with the memetic "Fuck me, right?!"
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** Same scene, where we first meet [=McLovin=].

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** Same scene, where we first meet [=McLovin=].[[EnsembleDarkhorse Fogell]].


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* The scene where the cops and Fogell destroy the cop car, then allow Fogell to shoot a gun at it. Fogell proceeds to flip it GangstaStyle and yell "BREAK YO'SELF, FOO!" before firing off rounds.
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* The montage of Seth doing really vulgar pantomimes behind Jules.
** Same scene, where we first meet [=McLovin=].
* "Oh my God...it's in!"
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-->"Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and blames ''him'' for it and quickly calls the cops on them as they runaway.

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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and blames ''him'' for it and quickly calls the cops on them as they runaway.run away.



* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene:

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* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene:scene (bonus points for not resorting to the predictable punchline of one of them realizing that ''they're'' the cops and forgetting about it):



** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''.



* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[OhCrap Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''.
** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''.
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* When Seth is (kind of) running track and field, an ''amputee'' laps him.
-->'''Amputee:''' Pussy~!"
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* "Fuck my life..."
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*Becca stripteasing was pretty hilarious, as she was drunk and silly. And those weird "doopy doopy doo" noises she was making. Evan was understandably awkward.
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** Earlier in that scene, when Fogell's explaining why he chose [=McLovin=]:
-->'''Fogell'': Well, it was either that or Mohammed.
-->'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!''
-->'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book.
-->'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed?

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** ForegoneConclussion: The cops will probably come to the house.

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** ForegoneConclussion: ForegoneConclusion: The cops will probably come to the house.house and take everyone in.


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* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile.
* Seth mocks Evan for trying to bring lube.
-->'''Seth:''' What's Becca gonna say when she sees this? "Oh Evan! Thank God! I never would have been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick inside my pussy without that giant bottle of ''LUUUUUBE''!"
* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..."
* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[OhCrap Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''.
** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''.
* When the cops were chasing Seth, Evan and Fogell.
-->''WHY MCLOVIN?! WHYYYY?!''
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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and blames ''him'' for it and quickly calls the cops on them.

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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and blames ''him'' for it and quickly calls the cops on them.them as they runaway.
** ForegoneConclussion: The cops will probably come to the house.

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