History Funny / Subnautica

* Assuming it's not a gameplay-only thing, but the things you need to synthesize the Hatching Enzyme for the Sea Emperor's eggs? They're all right in the containment area that she lives in, conveniently enough, begging the question of how the Precusors overlooked this in the first place.

* WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}} refers to The Lost River and everything else below it, nightmares and all, as "The Deep Down Dark Deep Down." This is both hilarious and ''utterly correct.'' He also, on occasions, refers to it as "hell". This is ''also'' utterly correct and ''also'' still hilarious, mainly because he looks ''incredibly uncomfortable'' while going down there.

** Build a coffee machine? [[LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}} "Ah, the sweet scent of dirty bean water."]]

* LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}} refers to The Lost River and everything else below it, nightmares and all, as "The Deep Down Dark Deep Down." This is both hilarious and ''utterly correct.'' He also, on occasions, refers to it as "hell". This is ''also'' utterly correct and ''also'' still hilarious, mainly because he looks ''incredibly uncomfortable'' while going down there.

* You can find and scan an "unusual doll" in one of the destroyed lifepods. It's a bobblehead of LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}, which plays samples from his playthrough of Subnautica. That includes his [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl yelps of terror]].

* LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} once headed off in the Cyclops at full speed. Warned by the AI that the engines were beginning to overheat, he says "[[TemptingFate What're you going to do, blow up?]]" Cue ''exactly that happening'' and Mark having an OhCrap moment as he scrambles to put the fire out!
* LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} ''hates'' water and much prefers space: You can imagine the ''terror'' he has playing Subnautica. You can also imagine how ''glorious'' that terror is to watch.

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* The Return of the Ancients mod has a "cinematic mode" from the developers that allegedly makes the Gargantuan Leviathan passive so you can observe it without being eaten. As the players [[https://youtu.be/Y4bV9R0Y54s?t=279 IGP]] and [[https://youtu.be/agR5FTm-aBw?t=281 Anthomnia]] found out, cinematic mode not only [[OhCrap doesn't make the Leviathan passive,]] but what it ''does'' is turn it into a giant {{Troll}}face before it kills you. It also [[TalkingToHimself spouts voice clips (and screams) from both players right back at them]]. That's what you get for test driving a mod so soon after [[AprilFools April 1st]].

** One has [[https://i.imgur.com/KkTjzMM.jpg a fake personals ad]] and [[ADateWithRosiePalms a selection of lubricants]].

* When Robin steps on the levitator platform to enter AL-AN's ship, she's slammed into the ship's ceiling before falling to its floor.

* When Robin steps on the levitator platform to enter AL-AN's ship, it slams her into the ceiling.

** Build a coffee machine? "Ah, the sweet scent of dirty bean water."

** The famous quote when entering the Dunes biome: "Detecting [[OhCrap multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in the region.]] [[AreYouSureYouWantToDoThat Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"]][[note]]Other than survival, ''nope.''[[/note]]

* The second crew log from Lifepod #6. In which a not-too-bright passenger lights what she thinks is a distress flare. Right next to the fuel line. The last thing the log records is a very loud explosion, and the pod's hull has, unlike most others, been ruptured from the ''inside''.

** [[UpToEleven Taken up to eleven]] when used on a Reaper or Ghost Leviathan. The Vortex effect basically twists them into pretzels before letting them go. The effect has to be seen to be believed.

** Not only that, but it's only one of a number of utterly-useless knick-knacks in that pod, which the voice log reveals were coughed up by its crash-damaged fabricator that the occupant was struggling in vain to get something ''useful'' out of.