History Funny / StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier

** And [=McCoy=] watches from below. "Goddamn irresponsible!"
** "Perhaps, "because it is there" is ''not'' sufficient reason for climbing a mountain?" "I am ''hardly'' in a position to disagree!"
** "Why don't you go pester Dr. [=McCoy=] for a while?"
*** This is followed by Spock looking off-camera, in the direction where [=McCoy=] is, and then looking back at Kirk, as if to say, "Nope. I'd rather pester you."

** And then Uhura mentions that the sensors show clear weather at their position.

* The "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" scene gave us the following bit, where Spock has spent the past several hours analyzing the lyrics before coming up with "Life is most definitely not a dream."

* Piece of advice, don't eat marshmallows before hitching a ride on jetboots.

--> '''Chekhov''': ''*beat*'' Sulu, look. The sun's come out. It's a miracle.

--> '''Sulu''': (flying the shuttle) [[AcePilot Actually, it's my first attempt.]]

* "Perhaps, "because it is there" is ''not'' sufficient reason for climbing a mountain?" "I am ''hardly'' in a position to disagree!"

--> '''Kirk''': Must have been all those marshmellons.

--> [=McCoy=] (on the shuttle): [[OhCrap Manually?]]

--> Kirk (on the shuttle): Stand by to execute Emergency Landing Plan B.
--> Chekov (commanding the ''Enterprise''): What's Emergency Landing Plan B?
--> Scotty (on the bridge): I don't have a clue.
--> Kirk: B! As in, Barricade!
--> Scotty: [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe He can't be serious!]]
--> Sybok (on the shuttle): What are you doing?
--> Kirk: In order to lower and re-raise the shields as quickly as possible, we are going to forgo the tractor beam and fly her in manually.

--> Sybok: How often have you done this?
--> Sulu (flying the shuttle): [[AcePilot Actually, it's my first attempt.]]

* Sulu and Chekhov getting themselves lost while they're hiking. Not to mention their lame attempt to save thier pride as they asked for directions.

* "Perhaps, "because it is there" is ''not'' sufficiant reason for climbing a mountain?" "I am ''hardly'' in a position to disagree!"

--> '''Sulu''': We appear to be caught up in a bilzzard. (Checkov rolls his eyes, then decides to roll with it)

--> McCoy (on the shuttle): [[OhCrap Manually?]]

--> Scotty: He can't be serious!

--> McCoy (on the shuttle): Manually?

--> Sulu (flying the shuttle): Actually, it's my first attempt.

* Most of the humor in ''StarTrekV'' fell flat, but this exchange was gold:

* "Perhaps, because it is their is ''not'' sufficiant reason for climbing a mountain?" "I am ''hardly'' in a position to disagree!"

* "Perhaps, because it is their is ''not'' sufficiant reason for climping a mountian?" "I am ''hardly'' in a possition to disagree!"
* I always laugh at Sulu and Chekhov grtting themselves lost while they're hicking. Not to mention thier lame attempt to save thier pride as they asked for directions.
--> '''Sulu''': We appear to be cuaght up in a bilzzard. (Checkove rolls his eyes, then decides to roll with it)
--> '''Chekhov''': And we can't see a thing! (the look on Sulu's face as he watches Checkov make ''storm'' noises into the communicator is priceless)
** That part always left me in stitches

--> '''[=McCoy=]''': Must have been all those marshmellons.

* Marshmellons?! (In the novelization, [=McCoy=] actually altered the computer records so that Spock would misname marshmallows, and let Jim in on the joke.)
* Doohan [[HamAndCheese owned his comedic scenes]]:

-->'''Spock:''' This is a new brig, Captain. Completely escape-proof. To guarantee that, they used the most intelligent, most resourceful person they could find. He was unable to escape.
-->'''Kirk:''' This person didn't happen to have pointed ears and a propensity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
-->'''Spock:''' He did have pointed ears.
* Peice of advice, don't eat marshmallows before hitching a ride on jetboots.
--> '''Spock''': It appears were to heavy.

* Peice of advice, don't eat marshmallows before hitching a ride on get boots.

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* The horrific "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" scene at least gave us the following bit, where Spock has spent the past several hours analyzing the lyrics before coming up with "Life is most definitely not a dream."

-->'''Scotty''': "I know this ship like the back of me hand!"\\

* "Life is most definitely not a dream."