History Funny / StarFox64

* Unintended but you can shoot down Star Wolf members before they even start their introductions, but they will still make them. You can just imagine Andrew sitting in his crashed Wolfen deciding to boot up the communications device to trash talk you one last time before passing out from his injuries.

--> '''Caiman:''' Caiman here, no problems. ''(One of his wingmen gets shot down.)'' [[OhCrap Do you copy? Emergency maneuvers!]]

* The Forever Train Engineer on Macbeth, and his greeting to you.

* In the original version, a cute and funny Easter egg in the title screen lets you move the "64"/Star Fox logo around, as the team looks at it in curiosity.

* The Sarumarine Captain's [[TalkLikeAPirate Bristolian accent]].

--> '''Sarumarine Captain''': I can't see anything. ''Fire anyway!''

** In the 3DS remake, if you wait before finishing off Granga after his mech falls over, he continues to trash talk you while knocked over before eventually realizing:

--> '''Peppy:''' "Enemy down...[[OhCrap wait, that was one of ours!]]"

-->'''Wolf:''' ...seriously?

* The Sarumarine Captain's [[TalkLikeAPirate accent]].

** If you hit all eight switches and shoot the master switch, the train is sent on a collision course with the weapons base. The Engineer's last words are oddly hilarious.

** One good line from this boss happens if you force him underwater - by shooting off one of his launchers before destroying the two exhaust ports, causing him to dive down to retrieve it, using his periscope to launch the at you - and then destroy the periscope he's using to aim at you with his spiked ball on a chain.

** One good line from this boss happens if you destroy one of his launchers instead of the two exhaust ports. He will dive down to retrieve it, using his periscope to launch the spiked ball on a chain at you. You can instead destroy said periscope with two bombs. It's even funnier (if a bit [[ThatOneAttack rage-inducing]]) if his blind shot actually ''hits'' you, because [[ConfusionFu dodging at the last second doesn't work like it does when he's aiming at you.]]

--> '''Granga:''' Nooooo! N-Nooo-N-No-Nooooo! Noooo! No! N-Noo--[[FamousLastWords MY EMPEROR, I'VE FAILED YOUUUUUU!!]]

-->'''Forever Train Engineer:''' [[OhCrap No! Hit the BRAKES! I can't]] '''''[[OhCrap STOOOOP IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!]]'''''

* On the easy Corneria route, you fight Granga in a bipedal mech. If you shoot either of its legs off, it just falls over and becomes immobile for the rest of the fight, while Granga continues to [[BossBanter trash talk you]] as if he still has a fighting chance. He also lets out a BigNO every single time you shoot him, meaning his fight in practice sounds like:

* The Mechbeth train operator and his greeting to you.
-->'''Conductor:''' Here come the little hyenas now!
-->'''Conductor:''' Here ya go!" ''(drops a load of boulders in Fox's path. Fox bypasses them/shoots them for free points easily.)''
-->'''Conductor:''' [[CasualDangerDialog ...They're not taking me seriously.]]
** If you hit all eight switches and shoot the master switch, the train is sent on a collision course with the weapons base. The boss's last words are oddly hilarious.
-->'''Conductor:''' I can't '''''STOOOOP IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!'''''

-->'''Wolf:''' ....seriously?
-->'''Wolf:''' Oh, [[GoshDarnItToHeck Dang it!]]
* The Zoness boss's accent.

--> '''Sarumarine Pilot''': I can't see anything. ''Fire anyway!''

* On the easy Corneria route, you fight Granga, a bipedal mech. If you shoot either of its legs off, it just falls over and becomes immobile for the rest of the fight, while the pilot continues to [[BossBanter trash talk you]] as if he still has a fighting chance. He also lets out a BigNO every single time you shoot him, meaning his fight in practice sounds like:
--> '''Granga Pilot:''' Nooooo! N-Nooo-N-No-Nooooo! Noooo! No! N-Noo--[[FamousLastWords MY EMPEROR, I'VE FAILED YOUUUUUU!!]]

* In the original version, a cute and funny Easter egg in the title screen lets you move the "64"/Star Fox logo around, as the team looks at it in confusion.

-->'''Falco:''' ....do I look like an enemy?
-->'''Falco:''' Learn to aim, Fox!