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* In one mission breifing, Kerrigan is talking to the Protoss commanders. Aldaris mocks her, and she claps back. His response is to immediately hang up on her.


For the multiplayer, see [[Funny/StarcraftMultiplayer here]].
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No, that's definitely the Observer unit transmitting "One small step for man.."


* Several StopPokingMe quotes. Artanis takes the cake with the various transmissions it intercepts... from across the fourth wall!!!

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* Several StopPokingMe quotes. Artanis The Protoss Observer unit takes the cake with the various transmissions it intercepts... from across the fourth wall!!!
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* Several StopPokingMe quotes. The Observer takes the cake with the various transmissions it intercepts... from across the fourth wall!!!

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* Several StopPokingMe quotes. The Observer Artanis takes the cake with the various transmissions it intercepts... from across the fourth wall!!!
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* The line YouMustConstructAdditionalPylons is iconic, but [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike in some languages "pylon" means a pole. You know, for dancing]]. That can make a Protoss player feel like they're managing a strip club.

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* The line YouMustConstructAdditionalPylons "You must ConstructAdditionalPylons" is iconic, but [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike in some languages "pylon" means a pole. You know, for dancing]]. That can make a Protoss player feel like they're managing a strip club.
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* The line YouMustConstructAdditionalPylons is iconic, but [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike in some languages "pylon" means a pole. You know, for dancing]]. That can make a Protoss player feel like they're managing a strip club.
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--> '''Duke''': ''Protoss Commander, this is General Edmund Duke of the Terran Dominion Armada. You are in violation of our air-space and have endangered human lives in your reckless attack against the Zerg. [[GetOffMyLawn I order you to withdraw your ships immediately]]. If you fail to comply, I will not hesitate to open fire upon your vessels.''\\

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--> '''Duke''': ''Protoss Commander, this is General Edmund Duke of the Terran Dominion Armada. You are in violation of our air-space and have endangered human lives in your reckless attack against the Zerg. [[GetOffMyLawn I order you to withdraw your ships immediately]].immediately. If you fail to comply, I will not hesitate to open fire upon your vessels.''\\
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'''Duke''': ''...I'm going to have to assume [[Understatement that was a hostile response...]]''

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'''Duke''': ''...I'm going to have to assume [[Understatement [[{{Understatement}} that was a hostile response...]]''
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* General Duke generally does his best to make himself unlikeable, but even he isn't immune to some bouts of DeadpanSnarker tendancies.
--> '''Duke''': ''Protoss Commander, this is General Edmund Duke of the Terran Dominion Armada. You are in violation of our air-space and have endangered human lives in your reckless attack against the Zerg. [[GetOffMyLawn I order you to withdraw your ships immediately]]. If you fail to comply, I will not hesitate to open fire upon your vessels.''\\
'''Tassadar''': ''General Duke, I am Tassadar, and you are well known to me. Whatever leniency I extended to you and your comrades before, may have been in error. [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou If you persist in halting our course, we will burn your]] [[PunyEarthlings pathetic fleet]] down to the last man.''\\
'''Duke''': ''...I'm going to have to assume [[Understatement that was a hostile response...]]''
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* The original Zergling sprites had small, horn-like protrusions on their bodies, but in the Remastered graphics, they were drawn as a pair of comically human-like arms sticking out of the Zergling's head like rabbit ears!

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** In ExpandedUniverse novel ''Liberty's Crusade'', Kerrigan mentions to protagonist Michael Liberty afterwards that Raynor thought ShesGotLegs, grumbling that it's fairly tame as far as [[PowerIncontinence unwilling]] DirtyMindReading goes when it comes to a female Ghost.



--> '''Jim Raynor''': Great. Does that mean they'll send any backup for us?

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--> '''Jim Raynor''': Great. Wow. Does that mean they'll they're gonna send any backup for us?

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--> '''Marine:''' Ugh, another computer... says "hit any key". Well... well which one's the "any" key?

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--> '''Marine:''' Ugh, another computer... says "hit any key". Well... well which one's the "any" key?key?\\
''[later]''
-->'''Adjutant:''' Access code denied.\\
''[three civilian techs come out of the adjacent room]''\\
'''Tech:''' Hey, who's messing with the computers? '''[[DullSurprise Oh.]]'''\\
'''Marine:''' Gimme the damn access codes before I blow an aggression inhibitor!\\
'''Tech:''' I ain't tell'n you nothing!\\
''[two techs are immediately gunned down]''\\
'''Tech:''' Wait! I'll tell you. It's... "Farnham".\\
'''Marine:''' Thanks...\\
''[a marine guns the last tech down]\\
'' '''Marine:''' Uh... Oops! Heh-heh-heh.
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* In the final mission of the Protoss original campaign, after Aldaris's acknowledgement of Tassadar and Zeratul as "representing all that is greatest in us":

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* In the final mission of the Protoss original campaign, after Aldaris's Aldaris' acknowledgement of Tassadar and Zeratul as "representing all that is greatest in us":
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* The first time that Raynor and Kerrigan meet in person, the latter, being a [[{{Telepathy}} psychic]], rips into him.

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* The first time that Raynor and Kerrigan meet in person, the latter, being a [[{{Telepathy}} psychic]], rips into him.the former.
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-->'''Raynor:''' Oh yeah, [[Forgot AboutTheMindReader you're a telepath]]. Look, let's just get on with this, OK?

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-->'''Raynor:''' Oh yeah, [[Forgot AboutTheMindReader [[ForgotAboutTheMindReader you're a telepath]]. Look, let's just get on with this, OK?



--> "That's a zerglin', Lester. [[CaptainObvious Smaller type o' zerg]]..."

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--> "That's a zerglin', Lester. [[CaptainObvious Smaller type o' zerg]]..."zerg]]…"
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* The first time that Raynor and Kerrigan meet in person, the latter, being a [[{{Telepathy}} psychic]], rips into him.
-->'''Kerrigan:''' Captain Raynor, I've finished scouting out the area, and… [[AllMenArePerverts you pig!]]
-->'''Raynor:''' What? I haven't even said anything to you yet!
-->'''Kerrigan:''' Yeah, but you were thinking it.
-->'''Raynor:''' Oh yeah, [[Forgot AboutTheMindReader you're a telepath]]. Look, let's just get on with this, OK?
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* In a cutscene during Episode II:

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* In a cutscene during Episode II:II a bomb carrying case opens to reveal the explosive surrounded by ice and beer.

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--> "I love you, Sarge!"

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--> "I love you, Sarge!"Sarge!"\\
"Huh?"
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For ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'', see [[Funny/StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty here for Wings of Liberty]],[[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm here for Heart of the Swarm]], and [[Funny/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid here for Legacy of the Void]].

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For ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'', see [[Funny/StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty here for Wings of Liberty]],[[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm Liberty]], [[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm here for Heart of the Swarm]], and [[Funny/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid here for Legacy of the Void]].
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For ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'', see [[Funny/StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty here for Wings of Liberty]], and [[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm here for Heart of the Swarm]].

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For ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'', see [[Funny/StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty here for Wings of Liberty]], and [[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm Liberty]],[[Funny/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm here for Heart of the Swarm]].
Swarm]], and [[Funny/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid here for Legacy of the Void]].
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* While "Patriot's Blood" becomes a bit of a TearJerker partway through, the antics of the Marines (or possibly just one Marine) when confronted with computers are rather amusing.
--> '''Marine:''' Uh, how do you work this damn thing?... Computer, locate Admiral Stukov.\\
'''Adjutant:''' Access code denied.\\
''[autoturrets pop out and fire at you]''\\
'''Marine:''' I hate computers.
--->''[later]''
--> '''Marine:''' Ugh, another computer... says "hit any key". Well... well which one's the "any" key?
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* In a cutscene during Episode II:
--> "[[MundaneUtility Thank God for cold fusion.]]"
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** The less sane fact that a group of Marines is a decent counter to an unprotected Battlecruiser due to its slow rate of fire, especially if they use stim packs.
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* The fact that a bunch of Marines can shoot down a Battlecruiser. Battlecruiser are enormous warships, while Marines pack somewhat oversized but still fairly normal rifles. In a saner universe those rifles wouldn't be capable of denting the Battlecruiser's armour much less shooting it down.
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moving to SC 2 Wings of Liberty


** The Protoss Stalker [[MeaningfulName lives up to his name]].
--> ''You went to bed early last night.''\\
''You never return my calls.''\\
''Restraining order? What about our love?''\\
''I have pictures of you... hundreds.''
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--> '''Aldaris''': Who is this human?
--> '''Jim Raynor''': The name's Raynor, pal. And I won't be talked down to by anyone. Not even a Protoss.
--> '''Aldaris''': Amusing. Tassadar, your taste in companions grows ever more ... inexplicable.

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--> '''Aldaris''': Who is this human?
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human?\\
'''Jim Raynor''': The name's Raynor, pal. And I won't be talked down to by anyone. Not even a Protoss.
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Protoss.\\
'''Aldaris''': Amusing. Tassadar, your taste in companions grows ever more ... inexplicable.



--> ''You went to bed early last night.''
--> ''You never return my calls.''
--> ''Restraining order? What about our love?''
--> ''I have pictures of you... hundreds.''

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--> ''You went to bed early last night.''
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''You never return my calls.''
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''Restraining order? What about our love?''
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love?''\\
''I have pictures of you... hundreds.''
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* This exchange from the Protoss campaign:
--> '''Aldaris''': Who is this human?
--> '''Jim Raynor''': The name's Raynor, pal. And I won't be talked down to by anyone. Not even a Protoss.
--> '''Aldaris''': Amusing. Tassadar, your taste in companions grows ever more ... inexplicable.
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* Episode VI of the entire 1st game has an SCV asking Sarah Kerrigan as to get him out of there after the player character successfully got all of the brood to Kerrigan's side.

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** The Goliath's StopPokingMe lines "USDA selected"[[note]]as in, the US Department of Agriculture[[/note]] and "FDIC approved"[[note]]as in, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation[[/note]].



* The Goliath's StopPokingMe lines "USDA selected"[[note]]as in, the US Department of Agriculture[[/note]] and "FDIC approved"[[note]]as in, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation[[/note]].
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* The Goliath's StopPokingMe lines "USDA selected"[[note]]as in, the US Department of Agriculture[[/note]] and "FDIC approved"[[note]]as in, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation[[/note]].

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