History Funny / Spliced

* Entree having great lines in this show.

Entree's Dream (Which was a [[spoiler:tapeworm Wanting him to collect a bunch of random stuff and clump them together, and In this moment, He had to take
Peri's stove)]]
-->'''Peri:''' *Cooks an Omelette *
'''Entree:''' *takes both the Stove and the Omelette* My dream told me to Take the Omelette aswell, He said it is the Omelette of Uhhh... Eating. *Eats Omelette*
'''Entree's Dream:''' No, I didn't.

-->'''Peri:''' Hey, Guys! Wanna play Bucket-Stick-Fruit-Ball?\\

'''Entree: Are you ready to turn into a pony?'''\\
'''Patricia:''' ...What?\\

[[spoiler: When Patricia told everyone to do what they want so she can write her story,Peri and Entrée start BBQing Hot dogs INSIDE of Patricia's house]]

'''Entree:''' Hey, Joe! Guess why your back just got a little warm. (Laughs)\\
'''Joe:''' ENTREE! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!\\
'''Entree:''' *Pours A Bottle of Lemonade* what? It's only Warm Lemonade. Sheesh.\\

'''Entree:''' Hey, Joe! Guess why your back just got a little warm (Laughs)\\

'''Entree:''' *Pours A Bottle of Lemonade* what? It's only Warm Lemonade. Sheesh.
'''Entree: Joe's bluffing

* The timecards that cut down allegedly long events. They have funny sound effects (Like a Tarzan yell) accompanying them and just look goofy.

* The fact that Peri and Entree are [[spoiler:fighting over a pancake.]]

* This moment:
--> '''Peri:''' *Holds up an advertisement paper*\\
'''Joe:''' 'For Dug's Lava repair, Call 1-800-MAGMA'?\\
'''Entree:''' I got it! *makes beeping sounds, and holding a rock on his ear like a phone* Figures. No signal!\\
'''Patricia:''' *Hits Entree with a Line Phone, then calls Dug ( The lava repair guy)\\
'''Entree:''' *Gets close and closer to Patricia*\\
'''Patricia to Dug:''' Okay, Bye! *Hits Entree with a Line Phone again*

* When Smarts and Octocat kept shooting A number of different Laser rays (like an Amnesia Ray) to the island but the laser keeps shooting a mirror Peri brought, The laser went back to the lair.

* Even Joe [[spoiler:was evolved in the fight in this episode!]]

'''(Entree To Peri:)''' Get the Fireworks.\\

'''Entree:''' Forget it! Do I look like a helicopter? *hears the growls of the Yetis*

* When Everyone in town was mad at Entree for breaking all of their Promises, this is what happens:

'''Entree:''' (Tries to jump on the mayo monster, but he fell on his funny bone) Ow! Gimme a minute. I landed on my funny bone.\\

'''Mayo monster:''' Ooh, man, I hate that! Do you want some ice?\\

'''Smarty Smarts:''' RAZZMATAZZ!

* ''Then Entree eats her toolbox like it was Nothing!''

--> ''Fuzzy:'' *Sleeping on a log*\\

''Entree:'' Fuzzy looks so cute and peaceful...\\

''(Entree To Peri:)'' Get the Fireworks.\\

(Later, they got alot of
dynamites, TNTs, and fireworks,and out them under Fuzzy without him waking him up)

(When Fuzzy was sleeping on a bunch of dynamites, this is what happened)
--> ''Entree:'' Fuzzy looks so cute and peaceful...\\




''(To Peri:)'' Get the Fireworks.\\

* The timecards that cut down allegedly long events. They have funny noises accompanying them and just look goofy.

[[spoilers: - When Peri told him that Entrée knows what do to (He was talking about a solution to not break promises, because the entire town was mad at Entree for breaking every promise he made), Entree thought that a disguise would fix that problem.]]

- When Smarts and Octocat kept shooting A number of different Laser rays (like an Amnesia Ray) to the island but the laser keeps shooting a mirror Peri brought, The laser went back to the lair.

[[spoiler: When Patricia told everyone to do what they want so she can write her story,Peri and Entrée start Bare queuing Hot dogs INSIDE of Patricia's house]]

[[spoilers: - When Peri told him that Entrée knows what do to (He was talking about a solution to not break promises, because the entire town was mad at Entree for breaking every promise he made), Entree thought that a disguise would fix that problem.

!! Fuzzy's Great Journey

[[spoiler: Entree: (Tries to jump on the mayo monster, but he fell on his funny bone) Ouch! I landed on my funny bone.
Mayo monstrr: Ooh, man, I hate that! Do you want some ice?

Entree: oh, man, that really helps!
Mayo monster: I know right?
(Another Minute Later, They start fighting again)]]

'''Joe:''' I'M GOING TO STOMP ON YOUR THROAT IF YOU DON'T [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!

'''Entree:''' I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!\\

'''Peri:''' SAD!!!\\

'''Peri:''' YUUUUUCK!!!

'''Joe:''' I'M GOING TO STOMP ON YOUR THROATS IF YOU DON'T [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!

-->'''Entree:''' PERI!!!
''''Joe:''' I'M GOING TO STOMP ON YOUR THROATS IF YOU DON'T [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!

* From the pilot, Entree tries to find something Peri’s good at, so he tries house painting, but ends up burning the house down somehow.

** Later Peri tries fixing Joe’s house with his new talent, bowling. Aimlessly wrecking the construction equipment and buckets of paint and nails actually works, but the building catches fire again for no reason.
** Chet’s instructional video on bowling.

** When the Pineons arrive, they accidentally say the wrong thing.
--->'''Pineon Leader''': ...from now on, you shall worship us like dogs!
--->''They throw bones at them.''
** Peri retrieves his bowling ball from the volcano with an epic leap to the sky with dramatic lightning in the background, only for his silhouette to crumble to ashes in the light of the moon with the words "Ow! Hot.."
** "Strike!" "Uh, technically it was a spare."
* The Knowing is Growing short at the end of ''Nightmare On Condemned Street''
-->'''Entrèe''': HE'S DOING JAZZ HANDS, FUZZY!! ''JAZZ HANDS!!!''
-->'''Smarty Smarts:''' RAZZMATAZZ!
* In "Stomach On Strike":
---> '''Joe''': GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T STOMP YOU!
---> '''Peri''': (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... (speaking) Because we haven't done anything yet?
---> '''Joe''': Oh yeah. AND YOU? *puts foot over Entree*
---> '''Entree''': (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... ''That number has been disconnected. beep.'' (speaking) Because that number has been disconnected? Beep?
---> *cut to Entree with a flattened head*
* In "Pork Chop", Entree tries to get respect by fighting Tentacle Bob.

'''Entree''': [[InsaneTrollLogic Joke's on him. I don't have a stick.]]

---> *cut to Entree with a flattened head*