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19th Dec '17 9:24:06 PM dmcreif
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* When J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice:
-->'''J Jonah Jameson:''' Call Deborah.
-->'''Joan Jameson:''' The caterer?
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''

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* When J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice:
-->'''J Jonah Jameson:''' Call Deborah.
-->'''Joan Jameson:''' The caterer?
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''


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** Gets a BrickJoke in the finale: when Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar, the ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is:
-->'''J Jonah Jameson:''' Call Deborah.
-->'''Joan Jameson:''' The caterer?
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''
14th Dec '17 5:50:12 PM dmcreif
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-->'''Robbie Robertson:''' We got six minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need page one!

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-->'''Robbie Robertson:''' ''[comes in]'' We got six minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need page one!



* [[MemeticMutation "WHOOOA, HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!"]]

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* [[MemeticMutation In the opening sequence, Peter is racing through busy Manhattan traffic trying to make a pizza delivery on an extremely tight time limit. With traffic really backed up, he ditches his bike, runs into an alleyway, quickly transforms into Spider-Man, and then web-slings out of the alleyway, which is noticed by a bystander.
-->[[MemeticMutation
"WHOOOA, HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!"]]
9th Dec '17 8:52:54 AM dmcreif
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* Since Jameson is comic relief, his first scene in its entirety:

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* Since Jameson is comic relief, Following getting fired from his first scene in its entirety:pizza delivery job, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiSW4Cig0aI Peter tries to sell some non-Spider Man photos to J. Jonah Jameson]]:



-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[looks at Peter's latest photos in his photo book]'' Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple of geezers playin' chess?

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-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[looks at Peter's latest photos in his photo book]'' portfolio]'' Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple of geezers playin' chess?



-->'''Hoffman:''' ''[leans in]'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Some food got poisoned?]]

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-->'''Hoffman:''' -->'''Ted Hoffman:''' ''[leans in]'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Some food got poisoned?]]



* The "[[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Spider-Man]] [[UncomfortableElevatorMoment rides the elevator]]" scene.

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* The "[[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Spider-Man]] [[UncomfortableElevatorMoment rides the elevator]]" scene. Both the original variant and the variant used in the extended cut.



-->'''Hoffman''': He was the only one who could have stopped Octavius.

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-->'''Hoffman''': -->'''Ted Hoffman''': He was the only one who could have stopped Octavius.



--> '''J. Jonah Jameson''': ''[turns around]'' He was a... [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption A THIEF!]] A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid PROSECUTED! I want him STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB--...! '''[[SkywardScream I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!]]'''
* "Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies."
* During the bank fight, Doc Ock's have a hold on Spider-Man at one point, giving him the opportunity to growl:
-->'''Doc Ock''': You're getting on my nerves.\\
'''Spider-Man''': I have a knack for that.

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--> '''J. Jonah Jameson''': ''[turns around]'' He was a... ''[sees the Spider-Man suit is missing]'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption A THIEF!]] A criminal! CRIMINAL! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid PROSECUTED! I want him STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB--...! ''[looks up at the skylight]'' '''[[SkywardScream I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!]]'''
-->''[Spinning newspaper headline: "HE'S BACK!"]''
* "Dear, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdAzmLQm6f8 Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... bankruptcy.]] ''[beat]'' Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies."
**The fact that J. Jonah Jameson is willing to pay Peter $300 for Spider-Man photos...but only $100 for the actual costume, to which the garbageman protests "I could get more than that on [=eBay=]!"
* During the bank fight, Doc Ock's tentacles have a hold on Spider-Man at one point, pinched around Spider-Man's head, giving him the opportunity to growl:
-->'''Doc Ock''': -->'''Otto Octavius''': You're getting on my nerves.\\
'''Spider-Man''': '''Peter Parker''': I have a knack for that.\\
'''Otto Octavius:''' Not anymore.
4th Nov '17 9:11:01 AM dmcreif
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* When J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is "Call the caterer. Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''"

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* When J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is "Call the caterer. voice:
-->'''J Jonah Jameson:''' Call Deborah.
-->'''Joan Jameson:''' The caterer?
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:'''
Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''"''
29th Oct '17 8:06:03 AM dmcreif
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* Jameson's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFJ6UZ0SkYY epic reaction]] to Peter's request to be paid in advance: he cackles. For almost ten seconds straight, looks at Peter, then goes back to cackling before finally stopping with:

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* Jameson's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFJ6UZ0SkYY com/watch?v=2YPD5gE8O-4 epic reaction]] to Peter's request to be paid in advance: he cackles. For almost ten seconds straight, looks at Peter, then goes back to cackling before finally stopping with:
28th Oct '17 12:37:55 PM dmcreif
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* Jameson's epic reaction to Peter's request to be paid in advance: he cackles. For almost ten seconds straight, looks at Peter, then goes back to cackling before finally stopping with:

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* Jameson's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFJ6UZ0SkYY epic reaction reaction]] to Peter's request to be paid in advance: he cackles. For almost ten seconds straight, looks at Peter, then goes back to cackling before finally stopping with:



* The entirety of J. Jonah Jameson's first scene:

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* The entirety of J. Jonah Jameson's Since Jameson is comic relief, his first scene:scene in its entirety:



-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[ignores Robbie]'' Parker, I don't pay ya to be a sensitive ''artiste''! I pay you because... ''[notices Brant heading back for his desk]'' Still not now! ''[Brant walks back out]'' I pay you because for some reason that psycho Spider-Man'll pose for you!

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-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[ignores Robbie]'' Parker, I don't pay ya to be a sensitive ''artiste''! I pay you because... ''[notices Brant heading back for his desk]'' Still not now! ''[Brant walks back out]'' out]'' ...I pay you because for some reason that psycho Spider-Man'll pose for you!
28th Jul '17 1:26:53 PM Isaac_Heller
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** Your last confrontation with Mysterio. He strikes a dramatic pose, five health bars fill...then [[VillainDecay you smack him and he goes down in one punch]].

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** Your last confrontation with Mysterio. He strikes a dramatic pose, five health bars fill...then [[VillainDecay [[AntiClimaxBoss you smack him and he goes down in one punch]].
23rd Jul '17 9:10:44 PM ThatTwerp
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[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/j_jonah_jameson_laughing_300x300.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:300:[[MemeticMutation AWWWWW YEAHHHH.]]]]

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[[quoteright:300:http://static.[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/j_jonah_jameson_laughing_300x300.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:300:[[MemeticMutation
org/pmwiki/pub/images/jjj_laugh.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[MemeticMutation
AWWWWW YEAHHHH.]]]]
23rd Jul '17 8:11:48 PM PeaceAndLove
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[[caption-width-right:300:[[MemeticMutation AWWWWW YEAHHHH.]]]]
21st Jul '17 11:22:42 AM kalel32688
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* After the passengers of a subway train do the whole "go through me" thing for Spider-Man, Doc Ock simply shrugs, goes "Very well," and executes his FoeTossingCharge.



** Your last confrontation with Mysterio. He strikes a dramatic pose, five health bars fill...then [[VillainDecay you smack him and he goes down in one punch]].

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** Your last confrontation with Mysterio. He strikes a dramatic pose, five health bars fill...then [[VillainDecay you smack him and he goes down in one punch]].punch]].
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