History Funny / SpiderMan2

3rd Jan '16 2:17:17 AM TitoMosquito
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* Aunt May kicking the loan guy, though she tried to kick Peter's leg, but his Spider Sense help avoid that. During the fight between Spidey and Doc Ock, a coin rolls towards him, he picks it up, but Aunt May slaps his hand, making him drop it.
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* Aunt May kicking the loan guy, though she tried to [[BeQuietNudge kick Peter's leg, leg]] when he was making a comment on her decision to give piano lessons, but his Spider Sense help avoid that. During the fight between Spidey and Doc Ock, a coin rolls towards him, he picks it up, but Aunt May slaps his hand, making him drop it.
13th Dec '15 10:09:06 AM DrakeClawfang
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** Particular note to Peter's completely deadpan rebuttal of the price. You can just tell from the disinterested way he says it that they've done this before and he knows it'll work.
26th Nov '15 11:49:54 PM Gesperitia
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** If you notice, Robbie is sitting there smiling to himself as he's thinking, "The kid walked into that one."
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** If you notice, Robbie is sitting there smiling to himself as if he's thinking, "The kid walked "Walked right into that one.one, kid."
26th Nov '15 11:41:36 PM Gesperitia
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** If you notice, Robbie is sitting there smiling to himself as he's thinking, "The kid walked into that one."
14th Oct '15 2:45:42 PM ajbit26
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-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' A fact I'm very proud of! Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! ''[Jameson's intercom alarm goes off; he presses the intercom button]''
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-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' A fact I'm very proud of! Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before [[TastesLikeDiabetes I go into a diabetic coma! coma!]] ''[Jameson's intercom alarm goes off; he presses the intercom button]''

-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thanks for the good news!]] ''[turns off intercom]''
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-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint [[DeadPanSnarker Thanks for the good news!]] ''[turns off intercom]''

-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thanks for ** Also the good news!]] ''[turns off intercom]''meta humor in the scene, as a bad back almost forced Toby McGuire out of the film.

** The entirety of the outtakes for the film are hilarious, but the best bit is arguably JK Simmons having trouble keeping his fake teeth in when yelling "A THIEF!"
3rd Oct '15 12:53:00 PM GrecoRomanGuy
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6th Aug '15 10:30:41 AM hullflyer
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24th Jun '15 11:50:54 AM dmcreif
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-->''': '''J. Jonah Jameson:''' You're fired. ...Parker, hello? You're fired!
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-->''': '''J.-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' You're fired. ...Parker, hello? You're fired!
24th Jun '15 11:50:44 AM dmcreif
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-->"You serious? Pay you for what, standing there?"
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-->"You serious? serious?! Pay you for what, standing there?"

* Here's one most people miss: -->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': I'll give you 150.\\ '''Peter Parker''': 300.\\ '''J. Jonah Jameson''': That's outrageous! Done. ** FridgeBrilliance makes it even funnier -- Peter's response is deadpan and instant, and you realize it's probably because they've had this exchange before.
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* Here's one most people miss: The entirety of J. Jonah Jameson's first scene: -->''': '''J. Jonah Jameson:''' You're fired. ...Parker, hello? You're fired! -->'''Peter Parker:''' Why? -->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': Jameson:''' ''[looks at Peter's latest photos in his photo book]'' Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple of geezers playin' chess? -->'''Betty Brant:''' ''[walks in urgently]'' Boss! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Not now. ''[Brant walks out]'' -->'''Peter Parker:''' Well, I was thinking maybe the ''Bugle'' could show another side of New York for a change. -->'''Robbie Robertson:''' We got six minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need page one! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[ignores Robbie]'' Parker, I don't pay ya to be a sensitive ''artiste''! I pay you because... ''[notices Brant heading back for his desk]'' Still not now! ''[Brant walks back out]'' I pay you because for some reason that psycho Spider-Man'll pose for you! -->'''Peter Parker:''' Spider-Man won't let me take any more pictures! You've turned the whole city against him! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' A fact I'm very proud of! Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! ''[Jameson's intercom alarm goes off; he presses the intercom button]'' -->'''Betty Brant:''' Boss, your wife's on the line! She said she lost your checkbook! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thanks for the good news!]] ''[turns off intercom]'' -->'''Peter Parker:''' Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money. -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[with faux sympathetic 'puppy-dog' face]'' Aww... Miss Brant?!? -->'''Betty Brant:''' ''[walks in]'' Yes? -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Get me a violin! -->'''Robbie Robertson:''' Five minutes to deadline, Jonah! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' All right, run a picture of a rancid chicken. Here's the headline: "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City!" -->'''Hoffman:''' ''[leans in]'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Some food got poisoned?]] -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[glares over]'' I'm a little nauseous, yah! -->'''Peter Parker:''' ''[after a short pause]'' All right, Mr. Jameson. ''[He hands Jameson a photo of Spider-Man]'' -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[briefly analyzes the photo]'' It stinks. Robbie, there's your Page 1: "Masked Menace Terrorizes Town!" -->'''Robbie Robertson:''' I told you he's not a menace! -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' And I told ''you''... -->'''Robbie Robertson:''' ''I'll'' take care of it. -->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' I'll give you 150.\\ '''Peter Parker''': 300.\\ '''J. $150. -->'''Peter Parker:''' $300. -->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': Jameson:''' That's outrageous! Done. ** FridgeBrilliance makes it even funnier -- Peter's response is deadpan and instant, and you realize it's probably because they've had ''outrageous!'' ''[hands Peter his check]'' Done. Give this exchange before.to the girl.

** The bit that always slaughters me is the bicycle wheel coming off, bouncing out the window and hitting a car below. Cue yells.
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** The bit that always slaughters me is the bicycle wheel coming breaks off, bouncing bounces out the window and hitting hits a car below. Cue yells.

--> '''J. Jonah Jameson''': ...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption a thief!]] A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling menace PROSECUTED! I want him...STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! [[SkywardScream I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!]]
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--> '''J. Jonah Jameson''': ...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption a thief!]] A THIEF!]] A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling menace PROSECUTED! I want him...STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! [[SkywardScream I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!]]

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--> '''J. Jonah Jameson''': ...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption a thief!]] A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace * "Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the entire city! I want that wall crawling menace PROSECUTED! I want him...STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! [[SkywardScream I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!]]Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies." *
18th Jun '15 10:31:13 PM DrakeClawfang
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* For some reason, I always bust out laughing when J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is "Call the caterer. Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''"
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* For some reason, I always bust out laughing when When J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is "Call the caterer. Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''"
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