History Funny / SleepingBeauty

* King Stefan tells his soldiers to [[ShootingSuperman "Seize that creature!"]] -- that creature being the uber-powerful Mistress Of All Evil. Maleficent's not indulging in some random, cliché EvilLaugh after she says, "Stand back, you fools!" -- she's laughing because she must be thinking, "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe!"

* When discussing Maleficent's seeming to know everything:

-> '''Maleficent''': Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and-- (''turns to the Good Fairies and chuckles'') How quaint! Even the rabble.

** This entire scene with the Good Fairies is made of [=CMOFs=].

--> '''Aurora:''' Oh, never. Never

* The fact that Maleficent of all people apparently likes to send frosts that ruin Flora's flowers [[FortheEvulz when the mood strikes her]].

-->'''Maleficent:''' FOOLS! IDIOTS! ''IMBECILES!'' '''OUT! OUT! OUT!''' (''blasts her minions with lightning bolts with each word, blasts them some more, then heaves an exasperated sigh while sitting upon her throne'') [[SurroundedByIdiots Oh, they're hopeless! A disgrace to the forces of evil!]]

!!Disney's ''Disney/SleepingBeauty''

-->'''Fauna:''' (propping up a sagging 15-layer cake with a broom handle) Well, what do you think of it?\\

'''Fauna:''' Yes... (the cake frosting begins to flow down the broomstick, taking the lit candles with it, and Fauna scrambles to put them back on top) Of course, it'll be much stiffer after it's baked!

-->'''Flora:''' ''(to Merryweather)'' [[NeverMyFault Now look what you've done!]]

--> '''Fauna:''' ''(reading recipe for a cake)'' "Two eggs, fold in gently." ...fold? ''(shrugs, then folds in two eggs-- shell and all)''

--> '''Fauna:''' Yeast, one tsp. (pronounces as "tisp") Tsp?
* The fairies attempt to make a dress, with Merriweather as the "dummy." It's all in Flora's deadpan delivery:
-->'''Merryweather:''' It looks awful.
-->'''Flora:''' That's because it's on you, dear.

-->'''Flora''': I do too... ''(Gasps in horror)'' ''Blue!'' ''(waves her wand)'' ''Pink!''
-->'''Merryweather''': ''(is happily enjoying the dance, then sees the dress is changed to pink and points her wand)'' ''Blue!''

-->'''Merryweather''': I'd like to turn her [Maleficent] into a fat ol' hop toad.
-->'''Fauna''': Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
-->'''Flora''': Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
-->'''Fauna''': It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
-->'''Merryweather''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that would make me happy.]]

-->'''Flora:''' Good gracious! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Who left the mop running?]]
-->'''Merryweather:''' ''(pointing her wand at the mop)'' Stop, mop!

* The fact that Maleficent of all people apparently likes to send frosts that ruin Flora's flowers [[FortheEvulz when the mood strikes her.]]
* The German dub of the movie. Instead of a straightforward translation the scriptwriter opted for emphasising the "three bickering old ladies" aspect of the three fairies, partly through the choice of words, partly by adding additional lines spoken from the off. For example at one point Flora talks about Maleficent as if she is a woman of questionable reputation ("Ich kenn doch diese Sorte von Frau!"), and when Merriweather has to gather all her power for her gift, Fauna remarks from the off "Kräftig genug bist du ja." (Loosely translated: "After all, you are built sturdy enough for it."). Those little touches make the fairies just more hilarious.

* King Stefen and King Hubert having a drink. And then starting to have a brief argument (complete with Hubert using [[ShamuFu a fish as a weapon]]), which quickly dies and replace with laughter. During the scene, the minstrel sneaks a drink for himself a few times, and ends up drunk. By the end, he's passed out under the table, with his head stuck in the guitar. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWZ6Ckmg8o Try to keep a straight face as he snores in that thing!]]

-->'''Merryweather''': I'd like to turn her (meaning Maleficent) into a fat ol' - hop toad.

** Note that the cleanup music suddenly starts again after Flora notices the mop still cleaning, then ceases after Merryweather makes the mop fall back to the ground.

-->"'''''[[FeedMe CRADLE?!?!?]]'''''"

** The humor increases after noticing that the cleanup music suddenly starts again after Flora notices the mop still cleaning, then ceases after Merryweather makes the mop fall back to the ground.

* As the fairies go hide in preparation for surprising Aurora, Flora notices the mop still cleaning the floor to the tune of the cheery cleanup music. After she asks, "Who left the mop running?", Merryweather points her wand it. When the mop falls to the ground, the music simultaneously stops.

-->'''Fauna''': Oh, but she doesn't, dear. Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. [[CaptainObvious You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.]]

* Two words: "No carrots!"

--> '''Fauna:''' Salt, one tsp. (pronounces as "tisp") Tsp?

** By the time Flora finishes the dress, it looks as short and plump as Merryweather instead of tall and thin, the sleeves have become too skinny for Merryweather to stick her arms into, and color-clashing pins and ribbons remain visible against the pink fabric.