History Funny / Signs

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--> '''Graham''': Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe.

--> '''Graham''': Ahh! [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm insane with anger!]]
--> '''Merrill''': We're gonna beat your ass, bitch! We're gonna tear your head off!
--> '''Graham''': I'm losing my mind!...It's time for an ass-whupping!
--> '''Graham''': (''a moment later'') ...I cursed.
--> '''Merrill''': I heard. How did he get... (''looks to the roof'') Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?

--> '''Sheriff''': Ok, so far all I have is 'It was very dark'.
--> '''Graham''': Yes, yes it was.
--> '''Sheriff''': I don't know whether to look for a giant or a midget.
--> '''Graham''': No, he definitely wasn't a midget.
--> '''Sheriff''': So, how tall was he? Six feet or even taller?
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Merrill''': It was very dark.
* Merrill tries talking to his television set.
--> '''Merrill:''' Move, children. Vamonos!

--> "I hate you, dad."
--> "That's fine."

* Graham gives one of the least convincing imitations of a police officer to the [[spoiler:alien trapped in the pantry.]]
--> '''Graham''': The police are here. I am with them. I am a police officer. I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in the paddy wagon.

--> '''Graham''': Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
--> '''Bo''': It has dust in it.
--> '''Graham''': And this one?
--> '''Bo''': A hair.
--> '''Graham''': And this one?
--> '''Bo''': Morgan took a sip and it has his amoebas in it.

---> '''Graham:''' Who wrote this?
--->'''Morgan:''' Scientists who have been persecuted for their beliefs.
--->'''Graham:''' That means they're unemployed.

** Graham learns that one of the authors is named Dr. Bimboo, and sounds incredulous as he repeats the name. Morgan again checks his attitude.
--->'''Graham:''' I just asked his name.
--->'''Morgan:''' You had a tone.

---> "I think that's enough from Dr. Bimboo."

---->'''Graham''': I don't want any of you spending time with Tracey Abernathy alone. Is that understood?

--> "Hah! Thirteen!"

--> "Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again."

--> '''Merrill:''' Move, children. Vamanos!
** Even funnier because he's shouting ''Spanish'' to [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires supposedly Brazilian children]]. Who speak ''Portuguese''.

* Dr. Bimbu! The author of the book about extraterrestrials that Morgan bought from the bookshop.
--> "I think that's enough from Dr. Bimbu."

* The whole confession of the pharmacist even though Graham states that he is not a reverend anymore.

--> '''Graham''': ...I cursed.

** And Bo doesn't want the glass on her table because it tastes like an old woman.

** And Bo doesn't want the glass in her table because it tastes like an old woman.

* There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

* Merill finishes sandbagging the coal chute, slumps against the bags and slides down to the ground, sits there for a moment... then grabs the tin can next to him, quickly puts it on top of the pile, and sits back down.

** Made even better when ''Merill'' dons one as pictured above.

* After Morgan unsuccesfully tries to tape the news "for science" because it has Bo's ballet recital, he instead uses uncle Merrill's favourite tape: Swimsuit Special.

* Graham and Isabel have this "exchange".

* Dr. Bimbu!

* Graham hearing the confession of the pharmacy girl.

** Made even better when ''[[http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/179_signs_____________3.jpg Merill]]'' dons one.
* The old store owner who believed the news coverage of the crop circles was just an excuse to show soda commercials.

* The Cone Heads!

--> '''Merrill''': I heard. How did he get... Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?

** Made even better when ''[[http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/179_signs_____________3.jpg Merill]]'' dons one.

--> Merrill: Move, children. Vamanos!
** Even funnier because he's shouting ''spanish'' to [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires supposedly Brazilian children]]. Who speak ''portuguese''.

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--> '''Merril'''l: I heard. How did he get... Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?

** Made even better when ''Merill'' dons one.

--> '''Merrill''': We're gonna beat your ass bitch! We're gonna tear your head off!
--> '''Graham''': I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!

* Anytime the children are wearing their little psychic repelling hats.

* Merrill tries talking to his televison set.

* Graham gives one of the least convinceing imitations of a police officer to the [[spoiler:alien trapped in the pantre.]]

* Graham hearing the confession of the pharmacy girl.

* Merill finishes sandbagging the coal chute, slumps against the bags and slides down to the ground, sits there for a moment... then grabs the tin can next to him, quickly puts it on top of the pile, and sits back down.