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** And later when Chon ends up swinging the gear back and forth to hit a mook with the arms... [[FunnyBackgroundMoment Roy is seen being submerged neck-deep and pulled up again repeatedly]].
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** And later when Chon ends up swinging the gear back and forth to hit a mook with the arms... [[FunnyBackgroundMoment [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Roy is seen being submerged neck-deep and pulled up again repeatedly]].
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* After Chon escapes their dangling-above-water predicament, he battles Wu's mooks while trying to keep the gear holding Roy above water from moving. Several times he loses control and Roy ends up submerged, and upon being pulled up and lowered again:
-->'''Roy:''' Wait! No! It's dirty! The water's dirty! Hbalargblaba-
** And later when Chon ends up swinging the gear back and forth to hit a mook with the arms... [[FunnyBackgroundMoment Roy is seen being submerged neck-deep and pulled up again repeatedly]].
-->'''Roy:''' Just go ahead and drown me. I don't care anymore.
-->'''Roy:''' Wait! No! It's dirty! The water's dirty! Hbalargblaba-
** And later when Chon ends up swinging the gear back and forth to hit a mook with the arms... [[FunnyBackgroundMoment Roy is seen being submerged neck-deep and pulled up again repeatedly]].
-->'''Roy:''' Just go ahead and drown me. I don't care anymore.
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'''Roy:''' Have you ever heard of those? They're parents. You don't 'cause you're a little orphan.\\
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'''Roy:''' Have you ever heard of those? They're parents. You don't 'cause you're a little orphan.\\
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-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? [''DopeSlap''] Are you insane?
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-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? [''DopeSlap''] ''[DopeSlap]'' Are you insane?
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* Roy and Blue discuss [[AxeCrazy the new guy.]]
-->'''Roy''': Where did you get this guy?
-->'''Blue''': Texas.
-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? [''DopeSlap''] Are you insane?
-->'''Roy''': Where did you get this guy?
-->'''Blue''': Texas.
-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? [''DopeSlap''] Are you insane?
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** Whatever it is the Sioux are smoking, it at least helps Chon relax...
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** Whatever it is the Sioux are smoking, it at least helps Chon relax... after he passes out giggling, one of the Sioux sniffs at the pipe and says "This is some powerful shit, eh?"
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* When Chon is fighting the Crow, they throw tomahawks at him. He tries throwing them back. The Crow warriors calmly, without any change in expression or stride, catch them out of the air. Chon gets an OhCrap look.
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* Another great line from Van Cleef at the start of the climax:
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* Another great line from Van Cleef at the start of the climax:clcimax:
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* Roy spent half of his and Chon's money from the first film on writing a series of BlatantLies novels depicting himself as TheAce.
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* The reveal early on in the film that Roy spent half of his and Chon's money from the first film on writing a series of BlatantLies novels depicting himself as TheAce.TheAce and Chon as the Bumbling sidekick.
* Roy insulting the scrappy street kid Charlie.
-->'''Charlie:''' Who showed you how to do all that kicking and punching?\\
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'''Chon:''' My father.\\
'''Roy:''' Have you ever heard of those? They're parents. You don't 'cause you're a little orphan.\\
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* Roy insulting the scrappy street kid Charlie.
-->'''Charlie:''' Who showed you how to do all that kicking and punching?\\
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'''Chon:''' My father.\\
'''Roy:''' Have you ever heard of those? They're parents. You don't 'cause you're a little orphan.\\
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-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
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-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.fair.
* Roy spent half of his and Chon's money from the first film on writing a series of BlatantLies novels depicting himself as TheAce.
* Roy spent half of his and Chon's money from the first film on writing a series of BlatantLies novels depicting himself as TheAce.
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-->'''Roy''': "You said 'wet shirt don't break' not 'piss shirt bend bar'."
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-->'''Roy''': "You You said 'wet "wet shirt don't break' break" not 'piss "piss shirt bend bar'."bar".
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* Aside from killing Chon's uncle, Wallace is absolutely hilarious, especially his big, doofy grin and over-the-top Texas accent.
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* Aside from killing Chon's uncle, Wallace is absolutely hilarious, especially his big, doofy grin grin, EternallyPearlyWhiteTeeth, and over-the-top Texas accent.
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* Aside from killing Chon's uncle, Wallace is absolutely hilarious.
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* Aside from killing Chon's uncle, Wallace is absolutely hilarious.
hilarious, especially his big, doofy grin and over-the-top Texas accent.
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-->'''Roy:''' Hey, a pretty lady ...
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-->'''Roy:''' Hey, a who's the pretty lady ...
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-->'''Roy:''' Your wife? How long have you been in the country?
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-->'''Roy:''' Your wife? How long have you been in the country?
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* Aside from killing Chon's uncle, Wallace is absolutely hilarious.
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* As Chon and Lo Fong fight inside the large bell, Lo Fong slams the clapper into the bell to try to incapacitate Chon, but the sound is so deafening, both men drop the fight and run out of the bell.
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* As Chon and Lo Fong fight inside the large bell, Lo Fong Chon slams the clapper into the bell to try to incapacitate Chon, disorient Lo Fong, but the sound is so deafening, both men drop the fight fight, cover their ears and run stagger out of the bell.
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** Whatever it is the Sioux are smoking, it at least helps Chon relax...
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* Roy talking about his future children with Lin: [[TheBeatles Vera, Chuck and Dave]]
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* Roy talking about his future children with Lin: [[TheBeatles [[Music/TheBeatles Vera, Chuck Chuck, and Dave]]
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-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
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-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
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'''Roy:''' Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way?
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'''Roy:''' Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way? How about that?
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-->'''Roy:''' Yeah, [[LostInTranslation John]], I've heard all about the emperor. Must be a hell of a guy.
-->'''Chon:''' He is only 12 years old.
-->'''Chon:''' He is only 12 years old.
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-->'''Roy:''' Yeah, [[LostInTranslation John]], I've heard all about the emperor. Must be a hell of a guy.
man.
-->'''Chon:''' He is only12 years old.12.
-->'''Chon:''' He is only
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* When Chon is using the wet shirt to escape from jail. Roy's reaction is priceless.
-->''Roy'': "You said 'wet shirt don't break' not 'piss shirt bend bar'."
-->''Roy'': "You said 'wet shirt don't break' not 'piss shirt bend bar'."
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''He was part of your regiment of a dentist...*laughs* dentist?"
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': Roy, she's my [[{{Malaproper}} babysitter.]]
-->'''Owen Wilson''': ''Baby sister''.
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-->''(Jackie jumps on a tarp as part of one of the fight scenes, and falls right through it)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''(offscreen)'' [[NonSequiturThud What happened?]]
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-->''(Jackie falls through a hole in the set, and we hear a truly amazing crash)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': You're supposed to ''catch'' me.
--
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') "That which you have promised, you must perform?"
-->(''phone rings offscreen'')
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') Hello?
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* "We're men, we're not pinatas!"
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': Roy, she's my [[{{Malaproper}} babysitter.]]
-->'''Owen Wilson''': ''Baby sister''.
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-->''(Jackie jumps on a tarp as part of one of the fight scenes, and falls right through it)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''(offscreen)'' [[NonSequiturThud What happened?]]
--
-->''(Jackie falls through a hole in the set, and we hear a truly amazing crash)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': You're supposed to ''catch'' me.
--
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') "That which you have promised, you must perform?"
-->(''phone rings offscreen'')
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') Hello?
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* "We're men, we're not pinatas!"
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''He Chan:''' He was part of your regiment of a dentist...*laughs* dentist?"
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-->'''Jackie Chan''':dentist ... ''[laughs]'' dentist?\\
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'''Jackie Chan:''' Roy, she's my [[{{Malaproper}} babysitter.]]
-->'''Owen Wilson''':]]\\
'''Owen Wilson:''' ''Babysister''.
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-->''(Jackiesister''.\\
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''[Jackie jumps on a tarp as part of one of the fight scenes, and falls right throughit)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''(offscreen)''it]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' ''[offscreen]'' [[NonSequiturThud Whathappened?]]
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-->''(Jackiehappened?]]\\
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''[Jackie falls through a hole in the set, and we hear a truly amazingcrash)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''':crash]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' You're supposed to ''catch''me.
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-->'''Jackieme.\\
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'''Jackie Chan:'''(''whispering'') "That ''[whispering]'' That which you have promised, you must perform?"
-->(''phoneperform.\\
''[Phone ringsoffscreen'')
-->'''Jackieoffscreen]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:'''(''whispering'') Hello?
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''[whispering]'' Hello?\\
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''[Jackie throws tomahawks offscreen, and we hear a crash]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' Ooh, oh [[CurseCutShort shi]]--\\
''[Larger crash]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' SHIT!
!!''Shanghai Noon''
* "We're men, we're notpinatas!"piñatas!"
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'''Jackie Chan:''' Roy, she's my [[{{Malaproper}} babysitter.
-->'''Owen Wilson''':
'''Owen Wilson:''' ''Baby
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'''Jackie Chan:''' ''[offscreen]'' [[NonSequiturThud What
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'''Jackie Chan:''' You're supposed to ''catch''
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'''Jackie Chan:'''
-->(''phone
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'''Jackie Chan:'''
[[AC:Shanghai Noon]]
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'''Jackie Chan:''' Ooh, oh [[CurseCutShort shi]]--\\
''[Larger crash]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' SHIT!
!!''Shanghai Noon''
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-->'''Roy''': The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
-->'''Chon Wang''': I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
* Jeddediah to his wife on the Imperial Guardsmen: "They're not Indians, woman. They're Jews!"
* "Could be worse. At least it's not a white guy."
-->'''Chon Wang''': I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
* Jeddediah to his wife on the Imperial Guardsmen: "They're not Indians, woman. They're Jews!"
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-->'''Roy:''' What's that supposed to mean? These aren't my...! my-- These guns are really weird!
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-->'''Van Cleef:''' Why don't you turn and face me like aman? \\man?\\
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-->'''Van Cleef:''' Why don't you turn and face me like a
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-->'''Van Cleef:''' Well, what do you know, it's a MexicanStandoff...only we ain't got no Mexicans.
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-->'''Van Cleef:''' Well, what do you know, it's a MexicanStandoff...MexicanStandoff ... only we ain't got no Mexicans.
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-->'''Roy''': Yeah, [[LostInTranslation John]], I've heard all about the emperor. Must be a hell of a guy.
-->'''Chon''': He is only 12 years old.
-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!
-->'''Chon''': He is only 12 years old.
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-->'''Roy:''' Hey, a pretty lady...lady ...
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-->'''Chon:''' (speaking very slow and loud) "Where...Is...Carson...City?"
-->'''Chief:''' (in Sioux to his companion) "Now he's saying it slower: like that's gonna help!"
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-->'''Chief:''' (in Sioux to his companion) "Now he's saying it slower: like that's gonna help!"
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-->'''Chon:''' (speaking ''[speaking very slow slowly and loud) "Where...Is...Carson...City?"
loudly]'' Where ... is ... Carson ... City?
-->'''Chief:'''(in ''[in Sioux to his companion) "Now companion]'' Now he's saying it slower: like that's gonna help!"
[[AC:Shanghai Knights]]help!
!!''Shanghai Knights''
-->'''Chief:'''
[[AC:Shanghai Knights]]
!!''Shanghai Knights''
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--> '''Roy''': Chon, just go in there and do your business and [[DoubleEntendre think about]] [[BrotherSisterIncest your sister]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext in England]].
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-->'''Chon''': I just saved you!
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* Lin throws ''Jack the Ripper'' off of a bridge and yells something that is subtitled with [[SymbolSwearing symbols]] at him.
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* Lin throws ''Jack the Ripper'' ''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper'' off of a bridge and yells something that is subtitled with [[SymbolSwearing symbols]] at him.
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* When Chon is with the Sioux:
-->'''Chon:''' (speaking very slow and loud) "Where...Is...Carson...City?"
-->'''Chief:''' (in Sioux to his companion) "Now he's saying it slower: like that's gonna help!"
-->'''Chon:''' (speaking very slow and loud) "Where...Is...Carson...City?"
-->'''Chief:''' (in Sioux to his companion) "Now he's saying it slower: like that's gonna help!"
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* Van Cleef's own PremortemOneLiner.
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* Van Cleef's own PremortemOneLiner.
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-->'''Van Cleef:''' [[ThisCannotBe How in the hell did thathappen?happen?]]
-->'''Van Cleef:''' [[ThisCannotBe How in the hell did that
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-->'''Chon:''' But if you break her heart, I break your legs.
-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
-->'''Chon:''' But if you break her heart, I break your legs.
-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
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-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!
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-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!
dropped?!
* When Chon and Roy get broken out of jail by Chon's wife.
-->'''Roy:''' Hey, a pretty lady...
-->'''Chon:''' That's my wife.
-->'''Roy:''' Your wife? How long have you been in the country?
-->'''Chon:''' Four days.
-->'''Roy:''' Nice work!
* When Chon and Roy get broken out of jail by Chon's wife.
-->'''Roy:''' Hey, a pretty lady...
-->'''Chon:''' That's my wife.
-->'''Roy:''' Your wife? How long have you been in the country?
-->'''Chon:''' Four days.
-->'''Roy:''' Nice work!
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-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') "That which you have promised, you must perform?"
-->(''phone rings offscreen'')
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') Hello?
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') "That which you have promised, you must perform?"
-->(''phone rings offscreen'')
-->'''Jackie Chan:''' (''whispering'') Hello?
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--> '''Roy''': The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
--> '''Chon Wang''': I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
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* Watching Jackie Chan with that umbrella WHILE music from ''SinginInTheRain'' is playing in the background.
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''(offscreen)'' [[NonSequiturThud What happened?]]
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-->''(Jackie falls through a hole in the set, and we hear a truly amazing crash)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': You're supposed to ''catch'' me.
-->''(Jackie jumps on a tarp as part of one of the fight scenes, and falls right through it)''
-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''(offscreen)'' [[NonSequiturThud What happened?]]
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': Roy, she's my [[{{Malaproper}} babysitter.]]
-->'''Owen Wilson''': ''Baby sister''.
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-->'''Owen Wilson''': ''Baby sister''.
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--> '''Roy''': Chon, just go in there and do your business and [[DoubleEntendre think about]] [[BrotherSisterIncest your sister]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext in England]]
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--> '''Roy''': Chon, just go in there and do your business and [[DoubleEntendre think about]] [[BrotherSisterIncest your sister]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext in England]]England]].