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* Roy talking about his future children with Lin: [[TheBeatles Vera, Chuck and Dave]]

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* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he
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* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he
he touches the guard.

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* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he touches the guard.

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* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he he
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* Lin throws ''Jack the Ripper'' off of a bridge and yells something that is subtitled with [[SymbolSwearing symbols]] at him.
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** Watching it with closed captioning makes it funnier, as it actually spells out the "do de do do do de do de do do..."
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-->''Well, what do you know, it's a MexicanStandoff...only we ain't got no Mexicans.''

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-->''Well, -->Well, what do you know, it's a MexicanStandoff...only we ain't got no Mexicans.''
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-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!

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-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You You're sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!

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* Roy is a little more than annoyed when Chon pledges his allegiance to his emperor even when he's ready to be hanged.
-->'''Roy''': Yeah, [[LostInTranslation John]], I've heard all about the emperor. Must be a hell of a guy.
-->'''Chon''': He is only 12 years old.
-->'''Roy''': Are you kidding? You sitting here with a noose around your neck ready to die for a kid whose balls haven't even dropped?!
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-->'''Jackie Chan''': ''He was part of your regiment of a dentist...*laughs* dentist?"
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* As Chon and Lo Fong fight inside the large bell, Lo Fong slams the clapper into the bell, but the sound is so deafening, both men drop the fight and run out of the bell.

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* As Chon and Lo Fong fight inside the large bell, Lo Fong slams the clapper into the bell, bell to try to incapacitate Chon, but the sound is so deafening, both men drop the fight and run out of the bell.
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* As Chon and Lo Fong fight inside the large bell, Lo Fong slams the clapper into the bell, but the sound is so deafening, both men drop the fight and run out of the bell.

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* In the final shootout when '''all''' of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef:

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* In the final shootout when '''all''' of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef:Cleef, who takes a smoke break behind a pillar:




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* Another great line from Van Cleef at the start of the climax:
-->''Well, what do you know, it's a MexicanStandoff...only we ain't got no Mexicans.''
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* Van Cleef's own PremortemOneLiner.
--> '''Van Cleef:''' How in the hell did that happen?
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-->'''Roy:''' What's that supposed to mean? These guns are weird!

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-->'''Roy:''' What's that supposed to mean? These aren't my...! These guns are really weird!
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-->'''Van Cleef:'''Why don't you turn and face me like a man? \\

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-->'''Van Cleef:'''Why Cleef:''' Why don't you turn and face me like a man? \\
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* In the final shootout all of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef:

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* In the final shootout all when '''all''' of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef:
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-->'''Van Cleef:'''Why don't you turn and face me like a man?

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-->'''Van Cleef:'''Why don't you turn and face me like a man? \\

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-->'''Van Cleef:'''Why don't you turn and face me like a man?
'''Roy:''' Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way?
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-->'''Van Cleef:"' How do you ''survive'' out here?

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-->'''Van Cleef:"' Cleef:''' How do you ''survive'' out here?

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* Van Cleef to Roy after he misses him '''completely''' during their shootout: "How do you ''survive'' out here?"

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* In the final shootout all of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef to Roy after he misses him '''completely''' during their shootout: "How Cleef:
-->'''Van Cleef:"' How
do you ''survive'' out here?"here?
-->'''Roy:''' What's that supposed to mean? These guns are weird!
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* Van Cleef to Roy after he misses him '''completely''' during their shootout: "How do you survive out here?"

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* Van Cleef to Roy after he misses him '''completely''' during their shootout: "How do you survive ''survive'' out here?"
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* Van Cleef to Roy after he misses him '''completely''' during their shootout: "How do you survive out here?"
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* "Could be worse. At least it's not a white guy."




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* Rathbone's annoyance at Wu's StealthHiBye entrances. "MUST you keep doing that?!"
* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he touches the guard.
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* (on the Imperial Guardsmen) "They're not Indians, they're Jews!"

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* (on Jeddediah to his wife on the Imperial Guardsmen) Guardsmen: "They're not Indians, they're woman. They're Jews!"

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--> '''Chon Wang''': I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

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--> '''Chon Wang''': I know. I'm not from Shanghai. Shanghai.
* (on the Imperial Guardsmen) "They're not Indians, they're Jews!"

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* Chon saves Lin just in the nick of time. She thanks him by slapping him as soon as her hands are free.
-->'''Chon''': I just saved you!
-->'''Lin''': You were late!
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* Similarly, watching Jackie Chan beat up a bunch of cops in a revolving door while music reminiscent of Keystone Cops plays.

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* Similarly, watching Jackie Chan beat up a bunch of cops in a revolving door while music reminiscent of Keystone Cops plays.plays.
* Roy's response after Chon recriminated him for pimping him out was priceless.
--> '''Roy''': Chon, just go in there and do your business and [[DoubleEntendre think about]] [[BrotherSisterIncest your sister]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext in England]]
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* It's funny when the guys read their wanted posters.

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* It's funny when When the guys read their wanted posters.
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* It's funny when the guy's first read their wanted posters.

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* It's funny when the guy's first guys read their wanted posters.
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* Watching Jackie Chan with that umbrella WHILE music from ''SinginInTheRain'' is playing in the background.

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* Watching Jackie Chan with that umbrella WHILE music from ''SinginInTheRain'' is playing in the background.background.
* Similarly, watching Jackie Chan beat up a bunch of cops in a revolving door while music reminiscent of Keystone Cops plays.
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* It;s funny when the guy's first read their wanted posters.

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* It;s It's funny when the guy's first read their wanted posters.

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