History Funny / ShadowjackWatchesSailorMoon

* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?524702-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-(Part-5!)-R-continues-Hideous-Laughing-Woman-Strikes!&p=12509867#post12509867 Droid gems as]] [[{{Evangelion}} S2 engines.]]

** "Oh, random ''{{Evangelion}}'' reference, how I've missed you."

** The ''{{Firefly}}'' ShoutOut.

--> '''Ami:''' [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard never hit me!]]

* The revelation (complete with [[http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa305/secondgryphon/Sketches/SailorMoon/HinoRei.jpg images]], 'cause pics or it didn't happen) that the MartianManhunter once went by the alias Hino Rei... and that [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the Godsdamned Batman]] ''caught the reference.''

* During Episode 73, Makato says Ami has "Awesome unbounded talent." Davies reacts.

* knightsky confesses as to how s/he finds the thread.

** [[{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]]

** "…That's not an explanation!"

--> >mars star power make up
--> In a swirl of light and color, you transform into Sailors Mars.
--> Minako asks, "Why are you doing that?"
--> [[KillItWithFire >kill minako with fire]]

--> '''Chibi-Usa:''' "[[CallOfCthulhu Iä iä farrier!]]"

--> '''Rei:''' ¡Score! …[[HellIsThatNoise ¿Did you hear something just now?]] It sounded like a young man wailing in confused anguish, [[DrivenToSuicide then throwing himself off the nearest bridge.]]

* '''Shadowjack:''' I did know about the [[SailorMoon Rei]]-[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]] connection, which is why it was a ''terrible temptation'' to draw Rei in bandages and blankly staring for those recaps.

* SailorMoon has been subbed in ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]]''.

** [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?505021-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-R-(thread-4-of-a-continuing-series)&p=11869974#post11869974 Followed by]] a two post digression about the possibilities of a ''SailorMoon''/''Disney/WinnieThePooh'' {{crossover}}. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really.]]

* [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] and [[SailorMoon Serenity]] have a [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?596148-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-Thread-8-Who-are-you-who-are-so-wise-in-the-ways-of-Science&p=15037500#post15037500 god-off.]] It ends with the house in flames, but not for the reasons you think.

Shadowjack has yet to review this season.

-->'''Usagi:''' Oh, cripes! [flees.R1 >>'''

-->'''Usagi:''' Oh, cripes! [flees.]

-->LONG SHOT OF THE CITY AT NIGHT:
-->Progressing across the city in a meandering line: Explosions, secondary explosions, screams, power poles knocked over, car alarms…
-->'''Usagi:''' [running.] I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
-->'''Mamoru:''' [chasing.] I thought trying a dozen demons at once would hurry things, but I guess not.
-->'''BHDD:''' [chasing.] Chainsaw!
** '''Mako:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You know, Rei, she's right. You can't keep moping forever. You need to move on.]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11162710&postcount=205 Episode 37]]: Kunzite's got some ''strong'' weed.
** Mamoru saves Usagi… sort of.
-->'''< REI : TECH > FIRE 2 : CLAMSHELL >'''
--> << Clamshell Merlady casts Wax Off! Fire 2 nullified! >>
-->'''< MINAKO : TECH > CREST BEAM : CLAMSHELL >'''
--> << Clamshell Merlady casts Wax Off! Crest Beam nullified! >>
-->'''Usagi:''' I get the feeling mine won't work either. Figures I'd pick the wrong three for the party. See you on the other side of the save point, guys.

-->SUDDENLY! Enter Tuxedo Mask, dramatically, armed with +3 unholy throwing roses.
-->'''Usagi:''' Yes! Hey, did you switch sides again?
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11164361&postcount=218 Episode 38]]: The introduction.
--> '''Usagi:''' A girl's not supposed to let her hips get cold, you know!
--> '''Shadowjack:''' (spit-take.)
** Mamoru wasn't impressed with Kunzite's plan.
-->'''Kunzite:''' They are a ''girly'' bunch. They are certain to come to this event. And then—WHAM!
-->'''Mamoru:''' ''That's'' your plan? 'They are girly—WHAM!' ''That's'' your plan?
-->'''Kunzite:''' [dramatic cloak maneuver.] What?
** '''Narrative:''' AMI CAN SKI WHILE READING.
-->'''Usagi:''' How…?
-->'''Ami:''' Mistress of Waters, remember, and what is snow but powdered water? Besides, I've read this book before.
** '''Usagi:''' …It's not a good reason, but it's a reason.
-->'''Usagi:''' Oh. My. God. Emi Kawabata is here. Diann Roffe. Petra Kronberger! I am so fucking out of my depth. Why am I here?
-->'''Rei:''' [stretching exercises in tight ski pants.]
-->'''Usagi:''' …It's not a good reason, but it's a reason.
** [[FlatWhat Rei, Usagi, and Yuichiro's reaction]] [[BrainBleach to "Evil Snow Bitch."]]
** Rei won't admit to the others what really happened.
-->'''Rei:''' Oh, you know, the usual happened. Usagi messed up stuff, I got us out of it.
-->'''Usagi:''' No, no, no! There was frank talk, and heartwarming moments, and we reaffirmed our friendship with each other, remember?
-->'''Rei:''' …
-->'''Usagi:''' …
-->'''Rei:''' ¡I scrunch you up and toss you away! ¡Like tissue!
-->'''Usagi:''' [cries.]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11169037&postcount=252 Episode 39]]: Ami makes a list.
-->'''Makoto:''' He… [[RunningGag he looks just like the boy who broke]]—
-->'''Ami:''' No, he can't. You said he looked just like Crane Game Joe, and Sergei Grinkov looks nothing like Crane Game Joe.
-->'''Makoto:''' But the way he wears his hair! It's just the same!
-->'''Ami:''' [takes notes.] Okay, looks like Crane Game Joe, sounds like Motoki the Video Arcade Operator, hair like Sergei Grinkov…
** ''Triple'' Sasha.
-->'''Usagi:''' [steps out onto the ice…]
-->'''Usagi:''' [''[[EpicFail triple]]'' Sasha!]
-->'''Usagi:''' [cries.]
** Shadowjack's descriptions are ''made of win:''
--> '''HE!''' Looks like an evil vampire!
--> '''SHE!''' Looks like an evil robot!
--> '''TOGETHER:''' They skate!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11175398&postcount=293 Episode 40]]: "USAAAAAGIIIIIIIII!" (Luna figures out Usagi has ditched her.)
** "A LITTLE RED HONDA:" The whole section.
** Usagi knows her horror-movie cliches.
-->'''Usagi:''' Here, monster! Good monster!
-->'''Lamia:''' ?
-->'''Usagi:''' Look, I've got some nice campers for you to eat! See, I think they're having unprotected teen sex. Oh, no! One of them's ''doing drugs,'' too!
** She's also been playing ''{{Halo}}''. [[AnachronismStew Somehow]].
** Fire.
-->'''Rei:''' Sorry, ''bello,'' but phantoms fall in my domain.
-->'''< REI : TECH > EXORCISM : LAMIA >'''
--><< Lamia is stunned and confused! >>
-->'''< REI : TECH > DRAGONSLAVE : LAMIA >'''
--><< Lamia is stunned, confused, and on fire! >>
--><< The forest is on fire, too! >>
-->'''Usagi:''' Sigh. Rei.
-->'''Rei:''' [[RunningGag ¿What?]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11181896&postcount=315 Episode 41]]: Ami narrates her life to herself, ''Manga/BlackLagoon'' style.
** Minako has some… ideas on what "playing" is.
-->'''Usagi:''' The ending of this manga is so sad—
-->'''Rei:''' ¡You're reading my comics again without permission! ¡You'll make them dirty with your tears! [tackles Usagi.]
-->Wrestling ensues. Rei fights dirty.
-->'''Luna:''' They say the children are our future.
-->'''Artemis:''' Eeesh…
-->'''Minako:''' Do you think they'd let me play, too, if I asked nicely?
-->'''Rei:''' ¡Now you're bleeding on them!
-->'''Artemis:''' They're not playing.
-->'''Minako:''' Usagi! Lead with your left! [[DoubleTake Wait, they're not?]]
** Ami sucks at insults. ''Extra''-funny because it was present in the original.
-->'''Ami:''' You— Guh— Son-of— Rrngh— GAH! TAKE A COLD SHOWER!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11197018&postcount=404 Episode 42]]: Usagi really needs to learn to take smaller bites.
-->'''Usagi:''' [talking with mouth full.] Well I can't sleep if you're talking to me.
-->'''Luna:''' [sigh.]
-->'''Artemis:''' [jumps through the window in a blind panic, knocking Usagi over.]
-->'''Usagi:''' [chokes to death and dies.]
-->'''Artemis:''' [ignores her.]
** Queen Beryl had different expectations than Kunzite...
-->'''Kunzite:''' I've found somebody who knows Sailor V's true identity! A woman in one of their planetary police forces—
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' Interpol! Chun-li! You've suborned Chun-Li! Awesome!
-->'''Kunzite:''' Er… no?
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' Oh.
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11198448&postcount=414 Episode 43]]: Rei accidentally hits the ''entire'' team with her spell.
-->'''Rei:''' ¡In the name of Mars, I will chastise you!
-->'''< REI : TECH > HOTFOOT : ''ALL'' >'''
-->'''Rei:''' ¿'All'? Oops.
-->Everyone else is dancing on flames and shouting in pain and surprise.
-->'''Rei:''' Sorry, my finger slipped…
** The joke that [[spoiler:Queen Beryl]] is Naru's mother continues.
-->'''Narrative:''' OSAKA JEWELRY: Burglar alarm!
-->Naru and Naru's Mom burst in, armed! "Stop, thief!"
-->Burglar is Bandana!
-->'''Bandana:''' [uses ninja stars to pin the two women to the wall.]
-->'''Naru's Mom:''' [apparently faints.]
-->'''Naru:''' Mom, is this another test?
** Continuing the above joke…
-->'''Usagi:''' Sorry about that. I completely forgot your mom was also nailed to the wall. I was so flustered…
-->'''Naru:''' No, it's fine. Staying up there all night serves her right, anyway. She wanted me to take on that ninja by myself, as some sort of training to carry on the family honor or something.
** Every time the MonsterOfTheWeek opens her mouth.
-->'''Usagi:''' You don't have an appointment! You'll have to wait until I finish my interview.
-->'''Kunzite:''' ''There's not going to be any''— You know what? Go ahead.
-->'''Usagi:''' [turns to Bandana.] Okay, shoot.
-->'''Bandana:''' [[PokemonSpeak Banban banban banban banban banban. Banban banban banban banban banban banban banban? Banban banban. Banban banban banban?]]
-->'''Usagi:''' [turns to Kunzite.] I'm all yours!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11210277&postcount=499 Fourth recap]]: photo album.
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11216129&postcount=523 Episode 45]]: Usagi tries to spend a final moment with her family...
-->'''Narrative:''' [[LethalChef USAGI'S LAST MEAL]]: My God! Usagi makes a bigger kitchen mess than my brother.
-->'''Mom:''' Did you have to use every utensil in the kitchen?
-->'''Shingo:''' Is this curry rice? It doesn't look like curry rice.
-->'''Dad:''' Now, now, Usagi is trying to learn how, and I'm sure it'll be perfectly… edible.
-->'''Usagi:''' Of course it will! Everyone, dig in!

-->Beat.

-->'''Usagi:''' All right, all right, [[TemptingFate I'll take the first bite.]] [om nom nom]
-->'''Usagi:''' [nom nom]
-->'''Usagi:''' [nom]
-->'''Usagi:''' [um]
-->'''Usagi:''' …
-->'''Shingo:''' She's weeping.
-->'''Dad:''' Because it tastes so good?
-->'''Usagi:''' …
-->'''Usagi:''' ''[ [[VomitIndiscretionShot phbbbbpppprrrrrrfffff!!!]]]''
-->'''Shingo:''' [Nelson HAW HAW]
-->'''Mom:''' I'll order pizza.
-->'''Dad:''' I'll get the mop.
** Ami, [[LuminescentBlush blushing.]] Mako, [[ObliviousToLove oblivious.]]
** Ami tries to bring a gun. The cats [[IncrediblyLamePun shoots down the idea]].
-->'''Luna:''' No.
-->'''Ami:''' What?
-->'''Luna:''' No.
-->'''Artemis:''' You are not bringing that.
-->'''Ami:''' Come on!
-->'''Artemis:''' It is not lady-like.
-->'''Ami:''' Colt made pistols for ladies! That's why it's called an 'equalizer.'
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11216138&postcount=524 Episode 46]]: Usagi finally meets Queen Beryl.
-->'''Narrative:'''USAGI IS TELEPORTED INSIDE!
-->…and falls plop on her ass!
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' Welcome, Princess! You have done well to come this far.
-->'''Usagi:''' [stands up, rubs behind.] And thank you for the swift if undignified transportation.
** Rei's Gramps is at it again.
-->''Hikawa Shrine:''
-->'''Gramps:''' Why hello there young ladies! Playing hookie today?
-->'''Rei:''' ¡PAPI! [broom action.] ¡Back to work! Sorry, girls. ¡Back! ¡Back, I say!
** The money Artemis has saved over Sailor V merchandise is mostly gone… but not all.
-->'''Luna:''' Good. …Say, Artemis. This time loop reset forwards and backwards, right? So in this timeline, you never started Project V?
-->'''Artemis:''' It seems so, since Minako is here, rather than in Europe, or over in— Oh, dear. All that effort evaporated; inventing the games, merchandising them, getting them in the stores by Christmas…
-->'''Luna:''' So you never spent the seed money then?
-->'''Artemis:''' Yes, I suppose the Swiss account is still there. I say, where are you going?
-->'''Luna:''' I'm gonna go place me some hot stock picks and place a few clever bets, and make me a fat little nest egg.
-->'''Artemis:''' I— Here now! Luna! That money's only supposed to be for Great Justice!
-->'''Luna:''' Sorry, I can't hear you! I've been taking lessons from the master!
-->'''Artemis:''' Luna! Come back here this instant!
-->'''Luna:''' [uses the Disguise Pen] 'Make me into a cute houseowner!' No alleys for this little black cat!
-->'''Artemis:''' LUUUUNAAAAA!!!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11216150&postcount=525 Illustrated epilogue]]: "Why do I have this sudden feeling of ''dread''?
** "Pet, I'm trying to ''work'', and if you try to tell me again your theory that I was kidnapped by aliens, there ''will'' be consequences."
** Return of Plumber!Mamoru.
** '''Shadowjack:''' Yeah, I see you ignoring me, there. ''CATS!''
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[[folder:Sailor Moon R]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11527028&postcount=3 Episode 47]]: "Let's see, Usagi's late for school, so it must be… [[LudicrousPrecision 8:12 a.m.]]"
** Artemis reminds us why tomcats have their... ''particular''... reputation.
-->'''Artemis:''' You know, we've known each other a long time, worked very closely—
-->'''Luna:''' —If you don't want to limp for the rest of your days, withdraw that paw, sir.
** Ami visiting Usagi while she's standing in the hall:
-->'''Ms. Haruna:''' Miss Mizuno, you are certain to come to a bad end if you become involved with Miss Tsukino.
-->'''Usagi:''' [accidentally falls over and drenches the teacher with the bucket.]
-->'''Ms. Haruna:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall 'ACCIDENTALLY']]?
-->'''Usagi:''' You know I'm clumsy!
-->'''Ms. Haruna:''' [explodes.]
-->'''Ami:''' …I don't recognize half of those words she's using.
-->'''Usagi:''' See? Hanging out with me is educational.
** One potential problem of having a long gap between battles against evil:
-->'''Luna:''' …Please tell me you didn't forget [[ByThePowerOfGrayskull the words]].
-->'''Usagi:''' I KNOW THE WORDS!
-->'''Luna:''' Then say—
-->'''Usagi:''' Don't rush me! I'll say them when I'm ready!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11532054&postcount=48 Episode 48]]: Mysteriously, Naru still remembers the 'other' timeline…
-->'''Usagi:''' WHOA! You actually got talent scouted?! You should be thrilled!
-->'''Naru:''' I am, I am… well, I would be, but… well…
-->'''Usagi:''' Wa-wa-wait. It's not 'Ackbar's Perfectly Safe Talent Casting Agency', is it?
-->'''Naru:''' Aha! Good! We're on the same page, here. No, it isn't, but I'm still a little worried, you know?
-->'''Usagi:''' Want me to come along?
-->'''Naru:''' Would you please?
-->'''Usagi:''' No problem. …But hold on a minute. How come you still have memories of the Ackbar routine? I thought—
-->'''Naru:''' Shhh. [winks]
** The Senshi found each other ''somehow'' familiar. Ami has a theory on why.
-->'''Rei:''' …¿Have we met?
-->'''Ami:''' …I… I don't think so.
-->'''Minako:''' We must have met somewhere before. Same class or something.

-->'''Ami:''' 'You all meet in a tavern.'
-->'''Minako:''' Ha! Everyone watch out for a mysterious old man with a map.
** Running on instinct when you have amnesia can produce some interesting side effects:
-->'''Rei:''' ¡Typical! ''¡Estupida!'' Looks like I'll just have to— Uh, to…
-->'''Ami:''' …to shoot the monster with your imaginary index finger pistol? What ''are'' you doing, Miss Hino?
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11533198&postcount=61 Fifth recap]]: Last item on Usagi's "Signature Moves" list
** "STOP HER!"
** "Worse? Or ''better''?
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11542994&postcount=105 Episode 49]]: [[TheSmartGuy Ami's]] first FacePalm of the season. (That didn't take long.)
-->'''Makoto:''' Come on, Usagi, you know she's a straight-arrow about these things.
-->'''Usagi:''' Then why did you come along with me, Mako?
-->'''Makoto:''' Because if she did play against type for once, why should you be the only one to benefit?
-->'''Ami:''' [facepalm.]
** The first half of '''MEANWHILE, OVER WITH THE ''SERIOUS'' PEOPLE'''.
-->'''Makoto:''' I'll be fine. You two go home and study for that test…
-->'''Ami:''' Don't worry about me. I study every day, I can miss a little and still be safe.
-->'''Usagi:''' Don't worry about me. I'm doomed whether I study or not.
-->'''Ami:''' [glare.]
-->'''Usagi:''' What?
** Rei's a tad scared of Makoto being around her house…
-->'''Makoto:''' [slams fist into a support beam, making the entire building shudder.] Whoever it is I WILL BRING THEM DOWN WITH MY BARE HANDS!
-->'''Rei:''' ¡Okay! ¡Okay! ¡Just so long as you don't bring down my house with your bare hands!
** Makoto takes down the cardian (and accidentally hitting Usagi in the process), and we get this…
-->'''AFTERMATH'''
-->'''Makoto:''' [sinks to her knees, on the cool grass.]
-->'''Usagi:''' [limps over to her, smoldering slightly.]
-->'''Makoto:''' [sniffs air.] …Is that you burning?
-->'''Usagi:''' I think you broke my samoflange.
-->'''Makoto:''' What the heck is a samoflange?
-->'''Usagi:''' I dunno, but you definitely broke it.
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11605219&postcount=163 Episode 50]]: Usagi's Saturday morning began off poorly…
-->'''Usagi's Mom:''' [violently flips Usagi's mattress into the air and heaves it against the wall.]
-->'''Usagi:''' [was still on the mattress.] AAAAUUUUUGH!
-->'''Luna:''' [streaks for cover.]
-->'''Usagi:''' It's Saturday! No school!
-->'''Mom:''' All the more reason for you to GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY IT! Get outta here!
-->'''Usagi:''' [curls up on Luna's cat bed instead.]
-->'''Luna:''' Oi. What did I tell you about using my things? [flexes claws.]
-->'''Usagi:''' Getting dressed and going outside right now.
** Usagi, apparently still in a bad mood, takes it out on Luna…
-->'''Usagi:''' So you're paying, right?
-->'''Luna:''' …nonsense! [[CallBack Who ever heard of a]] [[BrickJoke cat with a bank account]]? ACK! Put me down!
-->'''Usagi:''' [holds Luna upside-down and shakes her.] All right, you cat, you. Trying to pretend I don't know about these things. I pay attention more than you think. I bet you actually do know a way to get my true love's memory back, and are holding it back because you think it'll build character, or something.
-->'''Luna:''' Put me down!
-->'''Usagi:''' TALK, damn you, TALK! Pay no attention, folks, the cat owes me money. TALK!
*** Followed by:
---> '''Luna:''' …I have ''got'' to find a way to direct that energy towards work. Maybe if I awarded a score for each youma, and let her kiss a boy as a prize?
** '''Narrative:''' Mamoru and Ali notice that they're both good shots. SUDDENLY TESTOSTERONE!
** Usagi is a lot like her dad…
-->'''Dad:''' [keeps running.]
-->'''Dad:''' [looks back, trips.]
-->'''Usagi:''' [just rounded the corner.] Oh, so ''that's'' where I get it from.
** Usagi's mom wasn't too happy with her husband and son…
-->'''Mom:''' [cleans and bandages the injuries of Dad and Shingo, using stinging antiseptic and ''tight'' '''vicious''' YANKS on the bandages.] THAT'S what you get from leaving me at home and running off to have fun.
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11615102&postcount=184 Episode 51]]: The way Shadowjack described the scene of Naru zipping Umino up in his bag.
-->'''Naru:''' [reaches her hand out, and gently, lovingly…]
-->'''Naru:''' […zips up the bag all the way, completely trapping Umino inside.]
** Naru really takes after her mom.
-->'''Umino:''' [finally has been released.] Why'd you do that?!
-->'''Naru:''' I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I had this sudden, instinctive urge to lock you away from everyone else so that no one else could ever have you. '''Ever.''' ''They '''laughed''' at me at the elementary school, BUT SOON, '''SOON''', I SHALL '''SHOW TH—''' ''
-->'''Usagi:''' Easy there!
-->'''Naru:''' Heh. Whoops. Mom gets like that sometimes, I guess it runs in the family.
-->'''Usagi:''' Seems like it practically gallops!
** Naru (and Umino) really shines in this episode.
-->'''Naru:''' [blushes, then tries to cover by getting angry.] Don't you ever feel embarrassed by what you say?
-->'''Umino:''' No, because I never say anything that isn't true.
-->'''Naru:''' Heh. But, look, there's tact, and propriety, and public appearance. There's a time to talk of love, and there's a time to talk of TREE!
-->'''Umino:''' Tree?

-->'''Narrative:''' An evil cherry tree ambushes them and sucks them into a pool of light.
** What is the Realm of Dead like? According to Usagi…
-->'''Usagi:''' Besides, I was only mostly dead.
-->'''Mina:''' What was it like?
-->'''Usagi:''' Pink.
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11625482&postcount=231 Episode 52]]: '''CUE NARRATION''', Doyle-style.
** '''CUT TO: USAGI AT SCHOOL'''
--> '''Usagi:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution (has been nailed to a post outside the school as a warning to others.)]]
--> '''Usagi:''' I'm beginning to think that Ms. Haruna has it in for me. I wonder if Mina made it? Ah, of course she did. She's V.

--> [[GilliganCut CUT TO: Minako's school.]]
--> '''Minako:''' I have to hold ''how many'' buckets of water?
** Usagi's a bit lost on what the mission is…
-->'''Rei:''' Good luck, Usagi. And please put my manga down.
-->'''Usagi:''' [wasn't listening.] Wait, what?
-->'''Mako:''' She's perfect for the job of infiltrating a kindergarten.
-->'''Usagi:''' Wait, ''what?'' Kindergarten?
-->'''Ami:''' You ''do'' have the only disguise pen.
-->'''Usagi:''' ''Wait,'' infiltrating—? Are there guards at this kindergarten?! What?
** The little girl Mie is ''slightly'' let down by Sailor Moon.
-->'''Narrative:''' ''Usagi is sent flying through the doors of the bus to a hard and painful fall onto the asphalt.''
-->'''Little Mie:''' Yep. She's Sailor Moon all right.
-->'''Usagi:''' [groans.] …my number one fan…
** Sometimes Minako isn't the brightest cookie.
-->'''Usagi:''' [conducts the kids in singing] ''…deep enough, and strong enough, believe in you…''
-->'''Moonlight Knight:''' [talks a little ''louder'' to be ''heard.''] —then you can believe in yourself. Beside you is a powerful force! [he gestures at the kids.]
-->'''Mina:''' …You want me to throw the kids at the monster?!
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11627988&postcount=255 Episode 53]]: '''Narrative:''' Let us feel some pity for Amaterasu's younger sister, who wasn't cool enough to gain the worship of an entire nation, but instead must bother babies for a couple of renegade space-elves.
** Ali and En are thrilled with their new strategy.
-->'''Ali:''' FUCK YEAH, kicking babies!
-->'''En:''' Let's do it AGAIN!
-->'''Ali:''' But we've gotta be careful. Don't know when those 'Sailors' will show up again to ruin our sick and twisted fun.
-->'''En:''' I think for the next one we should snort cocaine ''off'' of the babies' bellies, and ''then'' drain them of their energy.
** Usagi and kitchens doesn't get along.
-->'''Usagi:''' Baby formula, in the bag! Off to the kitchen! Usagi has got it under control!

-->''Several minutes pass, with progressively worse noises coming from the kitchen. After the fire alarm goes off…''

-->'''Mamoru:''' Do you want help?
-->'''Usagi:''' No! No! I finally got it. [[{{Understatement}} Kitchens are not my friend.]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11669964&postcount=385 Episode 54]]: Minako and Makoto has been hired at the Shrine.
-->'''Mako:''' They're so good, that no matter how many times my heart has been broken, I found a new boyfriend ''every single time!'' That's right! I'm not only the spokeswoman, I'm also a member!
-->'''Mina:''' And she's had a ''lot'' of bad break-ups, folks, so you ''know'' she's put them to the test! Come one, come all!
-->'''Gramps:''' …I'm not sure if I communicated the sales pitch clearly. The idea is that the amulets lead to relationships ''that don't break up.''
-->'''Mina:''' [is raking in the cash, hand over fist.] What wassat?
-->'''Gramps:''' [confuzzled.] …And yet they're buying them anyway?
-->'''Mina:''' One should never underestimate the ability of a woman to delude herself.
** Usagi screws around with Ami.
-->'''Usagi:''' 'TA'? 'TA Academy'? I is going to ta academy where I learns ta writing and ta maths from ta teachers. It's Engrish for 'teh'!
-->'''Ami:''' I am concentrating now on killing you with my ''mind.'' Do you feel anything?
-->'''Usagi:''' …Hunger?
-->'''Ami:''' Ah, so close.
** Grandpa Hino doesn't go down easy.
-->'''Siren:''' [bursts in, magically.]
-->'''Siren:''' [swims through the air and scatters gold dust over the puzzled crowd.]
-->'''Stagehand:''' This wasn't in rehearsals—
-->'''Artemis:''' HARD COVER!
-->'''Usagi, Mina, Mako, Ami, Luna, and Artemis:''' [dive under their seats.]
-->''Everyone else is knocked out by the dust.''
-->'''Gramps:''' Hey, baby, wanna be a shrine maiden?
-->'''''Everyone''' else is knocked out by the dust.''
-->'''Gramps:''' [is down, too.]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11678490&postcount=433 Episode 55]]: En is awfully possessive of Ali.
-->'''En:''' Leave my… brother alone!
-->'''Mako:''' A sister shouldn't be jealous of her brother!
-->'''En:''' Says you! I will CUT you!
-->'''Mako:''' [takes the knife away.] Seventh-graders shouldn't play with knives.
** Usagi sometimes could be a little bit slow…
-->'''Luna:''' Ami, get Makoto to cover!
-->'''Ami:''' Right! [dashes off.]
-->'''Usagi:''' And me?
-->'''Luna:''' …
-->'''Luna:''' [very small words.] Transform. And. F—
-->'''Usagi:''' Oh. Rightrightrightrightright. The usual.
** '''Ami:''' Don't mind me! I'm only saving someone's life over here! I don't need a transformation sequence! It's okay! Really!
** Usagi's used to being tied up by villains.
-->'''Ami:''' Blast! Can't move my arms…
-->'''Usagi:''' Just relax and wait. I think I'm getting used to this.
-->'''<< Utonberino casts Throwing Ball of Yarn! >>'''

* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?505021-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-R-(thread-4-of-a-continuing-series)&p=12268548#post12268548 Legend of the Dark Kingdom's Resurrection, Part 1, Intro:]]
--> '''Usagi:''' "Side Story?"
--> '''Ami:''' It means that this episode is non-canonical.
--> '''Minako:''' If that means anything.
--> '''Makoto:''' So nothing we do in this one has any impact upon the real storyline?
--> '''Ami:''' Exactly.
--> '''Rei:''' AWESOME.
--> '''Rei:''' (kills Usagi.)
--> '''Rei:''' (makes out with Minako.)
--> '''Rei:''' (steals Makoto's wallet.)
--> '''Rei:''' (runs away, giggling.)
--> '''Ami:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing …That was unexpected.]]
--> '''Minako:''' (gasp!) But not entirely unpleasant!
--> '''Makoto:''' Speak for yourself.
--> '''Usagi:''' (stinks up the room a bit.)
** Usagi's sleepwalking, Rei made a couple attempts to wake her (they fail). Then this happens:
--> '''Ami:''' Mako, wake her up your way.
--> '''Makoto:''' Right! …Which way's my way?
--> '''Ami:''' Pick her up and dunk her head in the water fountain until she reacts.
--> '''Makoto:''' …My way's not very sporting. (picks up Usagi and dunks her head in the water fountain.)
** After an attempt to rouse Usagi from romantic daydreams goes... poorly:
--> '''Artemis:''' I'm not sure that was the best tack to take with Miss Tsukino. She tends to repress bad memories.
--> '''Luna:''' Like homework.
--> '''Artemis:''' And chores, yes. [[ApocalypseHow So you can see that the fall of an entire world]] [[{{Understatement}} kind of goes off the scale.]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?505021-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-R-(thread-4-of-a-continuing-series)&p=12268551#post12268551 Legend of the Dark Kingdom's Resurrection, Part 2]]: In this part, Minako's caught ogling a boy, the rest of the team... persuade... her to ask him out, they all (sans Usagi, something about "sick voyeuristic tendencies") get caught spying, boy calls out his buddies (''also'' hiding in the bushes), and... ''interesting''... flirtations ensue:
--> '''Student A:''' ¡I am Student A! (approaches Rei) ¡YOU! You are like the ''flame''. ¡Student A like you very much! ¡Passion fruits!
--> '''Rei:''' …Passion fruits?
--> '''Student A:''' (sexily.) ¡Mangos! ¡Papayas! ¡You ignite an entire fruit salad of desire in my heart!"
--> '''Rei:''' …What the hell. Talk fruity to me some more, you Latin hunk.

--> '''Student B:''' I have a strong psychological attraction to intellectual women, due to various complex personal insecurities. I'd do anything within reason, and some things beyond reason, for such a girl.
--> '''Ami:''' I'm told my IQ is over 300.
--> '''Student B:''' (swoons)

--> '''Student C:''' I like a strong woman.
--> '''Makoto:''' Well, that's nice, but I'm afraid you just don't push my buttons.
--> '''Student C:''' (in ''His'' voice.) I can also do impressions.
--> '''Makoto:''' FUKKIN SOLD.
** Shortly followed by:
--> '''Saito:''' Hey, gang, let's check out the astrology booth!
--> '''Ami:''' (throws horns) [[{{Adorkable}} Woooo! Astrology! Yeah!]]
* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?505021-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-R-(thread-4-of-a-continuing-series)&p=12268557#post12268557 Legend of the Dark Kingdom's Resurrection, Part 3]]: Beryl reveals her plans for Mamoru. Zoisite's reaction is... just...
--> '''Queen Beryl:''' Bait, nothin'. Once we use him to extort the Silver Crystal out of the Sailors—I'm a-gonna ''marry'' that wonderful man! BWAHAHAHAHA!
--> '''Nephrite:''' [[VisibleSilence …]]
--> '''Zoisite:''' I wanna be an usher! [[CampGay Or a flower girl, I'm not picky.]]

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