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-->'''Cranesong''': "I HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY THE PILOT THAT THIS IS FINE."

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-->'''Cranesong''': "I HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY THE PILOT THAT THIS IS FINE.""\\
'''FAC:''' Affirmative. Um... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck godspeed]]?
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'''Awo:''' I... Umm... What would Jesus do?

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'''Awo:''' I... Umm... What would Jesus do?do?
*During mission briefing of Beagle's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2LwbPUaoWc&ab_channel=Beaglerush Beautiful Carnage]]'':
-->'''Philogogus''': "...We'll be either: (1) secure the supply cache or (2) steal the truck depending on who's the slowest. Do you have any question?"
-->'''Jamball''': "Why does Nid have little cat ears?"
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--> '''Injured fellow ShackTac'er''': Medic. I need a medic.

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--> '''Injured fellow ShackTac'er''': [=ShackTac'er=]''': Medic. I need a medic.
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* Due to some odd bug in [=ArmA=], Dslyecxi's helicopter continues to fly for a long while even after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPc7RszIdD4 Cranesong noticed that rotor is not moving]].

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* Due to some odd bug in [=ArmA=], Dslyecxi's helicopter continues to fly for a long while even after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPc7RszIdD4 Cranesong noticed that rotor is not moving]].moving, having taken anti-air hits]].
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'''Awo:''' I... Umm... [Beat]... What would Jesus do?

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'''Awo:''' I... Umm... [Beat]... What would Jesus do?
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-->'''Cranesong''': "I HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY THE PILOT THAT THIS IS FINE."

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-->'''Cranesong''': "I HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY THE PILOT THAT THIS IS FINE.""
* This, from ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OnKkQfsqv8 Salient Points]]'':
-->'''Someone:''' Hey, Awo, d'you wanna punch [[ButtMonkey Ghostboots]]?\\
'''Awo:''' I... Umm... [Beat]... What would Jesus do?
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Don't worry, everybody gets it wrong. ;)


* The premise of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdUydU9R_A No vis? No regrets!]]'' Dsy is flying a helicopter on a rescue ops.

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* The premise of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdUydU9R_A No vis? No regrets!]]'' Dsy Dslyecxi is flying a helicopter on a rescue ops.



* Due to some odd bug in [=ArmA=], Dsylexci's helicopter continues to fly for a long while even after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPc7RszIdD4 Cranesong noticed that rotor is not moving]].

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* Due to some odd bug in [=ArmA=], Dsylexci's Dslyecxi's helicopter continues to fly for a long while even after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPc7RszIdD4 Cranesong noticed that rotor is not moving]].
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-->'''Beagle:''' What I meant to say, is damn, son, I got those cornflakes, you have no idea. I made it ''rain''. I made it fuckin' ''rain'' cornflakes, you have no idea.

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-->'''Beagle:''' What I meant to say, is damn, son, I got those cornflakes, you have no idea. I made it ''rain''. I made it fuckin' ''rain'' cornflakes, you have no idea.idea.
* Due to some odd bug in [=ArmA=], Dsylexci's helicopter continues to fly for a long while even after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPc7RszIdD4 Cranesong noticed that rotor is not moving]].
-->'''Cranesong''': "I HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY THE PILOT THAT THIS IS FINE."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GdoyykoT14&t=11m30s During a quiet moment in "Informants,"]] Beagle gets serious about cereal.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GdoyykoT14&t=11m30s com/watch?v=dYwGWri_3Is&t=2m23s During a quiet moment in "Informants,"]] Beagle gets serious about cereal.
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'''[=EvilScotsman=]''': Ifink tha'soffensive, feraguy tha'snamed Beagle.

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'''[=EvilScotsman=]''': Ifink tha'soffensive, feraguy tha'snamed Beagle.Beagle.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GdoyykoT14&t=11m30s During a quiet moment in "Informants,"]] Beagle gets serious about cereal.
-->'''Beagle:''' What I meant to say, is damn, son, I got those cornflakes, you have no idea. I made it ''rain''. I made it fuckin' ''rain'' cornflakes, you have no idea.
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**During the beginning of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C2ykIjT3og Scuba's First Beat]]'', the police came across Knubinator who ran another player down the road. The enforcers proceed to get rid of his tires, upon which Knubinator just switches to the police's own car they just got out of. [[RefugeInAudacity In the plain view of everyone to boot]].
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'''[=EvilScotsman=]:''' [[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd plannedit ferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]].\\ [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]\\

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'''[=EvilScotsman=]:''' [[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd plannedit ferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]].\\ [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]\\
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'''EvilScotsman:''' [[[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd planneditferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]].\\ [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]\\

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'''EvilScotsman:''' [[[TheUnintelligible '''[=EvilScotsman=]:''' [[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd planneditferthisone, plannedit ferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]].\\ [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]\\



'''EvilScotsman:''' Noo, noo, noo. S'fine. S'fine. \\

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'''EvilScotsman:''' '''[=EvilScotsman=]:''' Noo, noo, noo. S'fine. S'fine. \\



'''EvilScotsman''': Ifink thassoffensive, feraguy tha'snamed Beagle.

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'''EvilScotsman''': '''[=EvilScotsman=]''': Ifink thassoffensive, tha'soffensive, feraguy tha'snamed Beagle.
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'''EvilScotsman:''' [[[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd planneditferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]]. [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]
'''Beagle (Confused):''' ...What?
'''Dslyecxi:''' Oh, really? Well I'll have to have a word with Essah.
'''EvilScotsman:''' Noo, noo, noo. S'fine. S'fine.
'''Beagle:''' This is fucked up, Dslyecxi. You actually understand what he's saying?
'''Dslyecxi:''' Miraculously. That's why I find it so funny!
'''Beagle:''' It's like looking at someone trying to talk to their dog, and they're like: "Oh really? Yeah!"

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'''EvilScotsman:''' [[[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd planneditferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]]. \\ [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]
[[/note]]\\
'''Beagle (Confused):''' ...What?
What?\\
'''Dslyecxi:''' Oh, really? Well I'll have to have a word with Essah.
Essah.\\
'''EvilScotsman:''' Noo, noo, noo. S'fine. S'fine. \n \\
'''Beagle:''' This is fucked up, Dslyecxi. You actually understand what he's saying?
saying?\\
'''Dslyecxi:''' Miraculously. That's why I find it so funny!
funny!\\
'''Beagle:''' It's like looking at someone trying to talk to their dog, and they're like: "Oh really? Yeah!"Yeah!"\\
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Flare monkey want to live\\

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Flare monkey want to live\\live

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-->Flare monkey get up get coffee
-->Flare monkey go to job
-->Flare monkey have detailed briefing
-->With detailed side leader Dodge
-->Dodge say flare monkey death is imminent
-->[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Mission's on the brink]]
-->His death heroic and inspiring
-->What do flare monkey think?
-->[[PrecisionFStrike Flare monkey think maybe side leader want to take god damned bunker pos himself]]
-->Flare monkey not say it out loud
-->[[KindaBusyHere Flare monkey busy ducking some rounds]]

-->Flare monkey likes freedom
-->Flare monkey likes life and living through
-->Flare monkey very simple troop
-->With one big super secret wish:
-->Flare monkey want to live
-->Flare monkey want to live

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-->Flare monkey get up get coffee
-->Flare
coffee\\
Flare
monkey go to job
-->Flare
job\\
Flare
monkey have detailed briefing
-->With
briefing\\
With
detailed side leader Dodge
-->Dodge
Dodge\\
Dodge
say flare monkey death is imminent
-->[[ThisIsGonnaSuck
imminent\\
[[ThisIsGonnaSuck
Mission's on the brink]]
-->His
brink]]\\
His
death heroic and inspiring
-->What
inspiring\\
What
do flare monkey think?
-->[[PrecisionFStrike
think?\\
[[PrecisionFStrike
Flare monkey think maybe side leader want to take god damned bunker pos himself]]
-->Flare
himself]]\\
Flare
monkey not say it out loud
-->[[KindaBusyHere
loud\\
[[KindaBusyHere
Flare monkey busy ducking some rounds]]

-->Flare
rounds]]\\
\\
Flare
monkey likes freedom
-->Flare
freedom\\
Flare
monkey likes life and living through
-->Flare
through\\
Flare
monkey very simple troop
-->With
troop\\
With
one big super secret wish:
-->Flare
wish:\\
Flare
monkey want to live
-->Flare
live\\
Flare
monkey want to livelive\\
* At the very beginning of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNLGqxj_4g The Life of MAT]]'', Dslyecxi discovers that Scotty, who had apparently volunteered to play as one of the commanders in the mission, is not playing that role. The following exchange takes place:
--> '''Dslyecxi:''' I want you as either Platoon Commander or Company Commander from the start of a mission.\\
'''EvilScotsman:''' [[[TheUnintelligible Well, me'n Taconic'd planneditferthisone, but, eh, Essah managedta jumpin justonme]]. [[note]]Translation: Essah took the commander's slot before I could.[[/note]]
'''Beagle (Confused):''' ...What?
'''Dslyecxi:''' Oh, really? Well I'll have to have a word with Essah.
'''EvilScotsman:''' Noo, noo, noo. S'fine. S'fine.
'''Beagle:''' This is fucked up, Dslyecxi. You actually understand what he's saying?
'''Dslyecxi:''' Miraculously. That's why I find it so funny!
'''Beagle:''' It's like looking at someone trying to talk to their dog, and they're like: "Oh really? Yeah!"
'''EvilScotsman''': Ifink thassoffensive, feraguy tha'snamed Beagle.

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** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZPuPB0OeE SHACKCOPS 3]], after a player rammed a police officer at the checkpoint:
-->'''Beagle''': "Uh... This is, ah... 11-Buckshot. We need a paramedic for an officer up... in the air... and then he came down."



-->The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Takistan terrain, or it could be Razani, or Clafghan... who the hell knows, look at that fog!

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-->The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Takistan terrain, or it could be Razani, or Clafghan... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck who the hell knows, look at that fog!fog]]!
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzG4UUEtj34 Complete with pistol round.]]

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzG4UUEtj34 Complete with pistol round.]]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJSLD1r8otk Flaremonkey]]'' has this bit of amusing description based on a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWrjYdD0Tg0 song]] by Jonathan Coulton.
-->Flare monkey get up get coffee
-->Flare monkey go to job
-->Flare monkey have detailed briefing
-->With detailed side leader Dodge
-->Dodge say flare monkey death is imminent
-->[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Mission's on the brink]]
-->His death heroic and inspiring
-->What do flare monkey think?
-->[[PrecisionFStrike Flare monkey think maybe side leader want to take god damned bunker pos himself]]
-->Flare monkey not say it out loud
-->[[KindaBusyHere Flare monkey busy ducking some rounds]]

-->Flare monkey likes freedom
-->Flare monkey likes life and living through
-->Flare monkey very simple troop
-->With one big super secret wish:
-->Flare monkey want to live
-->Flare monkey want to live
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C-g0T3O_nM Giggles the Carjacker]]'' is a Dark Business mission in which Dslyecxi - the hostage - manages to hijack a truck containing a large portion of his captors (including their leader). The bulk of the video consists of both [=INDFOR=] and [=OPFOR=] attempting to run the truck off the road. The situation is so bizarre that Dslyecxi just cannot stop giggling throughout.

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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C-g0T3O_nM Giggles the Carjacker]]'' is a Dark Business mission in which Dslyecxi - the hostage - manages to hijack a truck containing a large portion of his captors (including their leader). The bulk of the video consists of both [=INDFOR=] and [=OPFOR=] attempting to run the truck off the road. The situation is so bizarre that Dslyecxi just cannot stop giggling throughout.throughout.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8BERXeBw8g cs_cindercity]]'' scenario. Of all the things they can make, it had to be a crude ''VideoGame/CounterStrike'' hostage rescue mission...
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzG4UUEtj34 Complete with pistol round.]]
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-->The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Takistan terrain, or it could be Razani, or Clafghan... who the hell knows, look at that fog!

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-->The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Takistan terrain, or it could be Razani, or Clafghan... who the hell knows, look at that fog!fog!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C-g0T3O_nM Giggles the Carjacker]]'' is a Dark Business mission in which Dslyecxi - the hostage - manages to hijack a truck containing a large portion of his captors (including their leader). The bulk of the video consists of both [=INDFOR=] and [=OPFOR=] attempting to run the truck off the road. The situation is so bizarre that Dslyecxi just cannot stop giggling throughout.
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* The premise of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdUydU9R_A No vis? No regrets!]]''

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* The premise of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdUydU9R_A No vis? No regrets!]]''regrets!]]'' Dsy is flying a helicopter on a rescue ops.
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* The premise of ''No vis? No regrets!''

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* The premise of ''No ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdUydU9R_A No vis? No regrets!''regrets!]]''
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** [[https://youtu.be/oZ4BMlfs__0?list=PLEC4CDB080258A454 Even the police gets in on it...]]

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** [[https://youtu.be/oZ4BMlfs__0?list=PLEC4CDB080258A454 Even the police gets in on it...]]]]
* The premise of ''No vis? No regrets!''
-->The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Takistan terrain, or it could be Razani, or Clafghan... who the hell knows, look at that fog!
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* Every time [=CHkillroy=] starts [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vij4iu7zBhE mimicking other nations' accent]], another country is added to Beagle's ''Countries [=CHkillroy=] is not allowed to go'' list.
* And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qlkd-rCC24&feature=c4-overview&list=UUd1FZhhjEMG7-3SpfxPcOYA here]] [=CHKillroy=]'s [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving skill]] caused his car to be mysteriously emptied out, one by one...

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* Every time [=CHkillroy=] [=CHKilroy=] starts [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vij4iu7zBhE mimicking other nations' accent]], another country is added to Beagle's ''Countries [=CHkillroy=] [=CHKilroy=] is not allowed to go'' list.
* And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qlkd-rCC24&feature=c4-overview&list=UUd1FZhhjEMG7-3SpfxPcOYA here]] [=CHKillroy=]'s [=CHKilroy=]'s [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving skill]] caused his car to be mysteriously emptied out, one by one...



--> '''[=CHkillroy=]''': (Running away) No you're fucked!.

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--> '''[=CHkillroy=]''': '''[=CHKilroy=]''': (Running away) No you're fucked!.



--> '''[=CHkillroy=]''': No! [[BigNo NO!]] (applies hemostat in a rush, as his HUD notes he's [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential leaving Dslyecxi unconscious and in pain on the ground]]) That's all I can do for you goodbye! (Continues running away)

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--> '''[=CHkillroy=]''': '''[=CHKilroy=]''': No! [[BigNo NO!]] (applies hemostat in a rush, as his HUD notes he's [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential leaving Dslyecxi unconscious and in pain on the ground]]) That's all I can do for you goodbye! (Continues running away)



* [=CHkilroy's=] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwcANrCy8mA Professional Hostage Services, $50/hr]]'', a round of Dark Business where he annoyed the hell out of his captors.

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* [=CHkilroy's=] [=CHKilroy's=] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwcANrCy8mA Professional Hostage Services, $50/hr]]'', a round of Dark Business where he annoyed the hell out of his captors.
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* The priceless "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvEuwaSpyBw There's a guy taking your Jeep.]]" Can't be too careful these days.

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* The priceless "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvEuwaSpyBw There's a guy taking your Jeep.]]" Can't be too careful these days.days.
* Shack Tactical has a scenario called "The Game" which is their own version of VideoGame/TheShip modded into [=ArmA=]. The premise: everyone is poisoned to death unless they kill a marked target, repeat until there's only one left standing. It quickly became one of the main source of humour on [=ShackTac=].
** [[https://youtu.be/wcMs53LhH38?list=PLEC4CDB080258A454 Just having too many people in one place can get everyone to start acting strange.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/oZ4BMlfs__0?list=PLEC4CDB080258A454 Even the police gets in on it...]]
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--> '''Beagle''': "Yeah, if I die here someone can pick up my radio and keep pissing off platoon command by having an incomprehensible voice."

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--> '''Beagle''': "Yeah, if I die here someone can pick up my radio and keep pissing off platoon command by having an incomprehensible voice.""
* The priceless "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvEuwaSpyBw There's a guy taking your Jeep.]]" Can't be too careful these days.
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* Beagle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymH-gKoOoc0 Team SPECTRE]]

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* Beagle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymH-gKoOoc0 Team SPECTRE]]SPECTRE]]
--> '''Beagle''': "Yeah, if I die here someone can pick up my radio and keep pissing off platoon command by having an incomprehensible voice."
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-->"[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Speaking of daughters, I've got one for sale...]]"

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-->"[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Speaking of daughters, I've got one for sale...]]"]]"
* Beagle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymH-gKoOoc0 Team SPECTRE]]
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**At one moment the entire team ran up to an approaching jeep intending to use it, not realizing the [=AIs=] inside... [[spoiler: The team survived, but one of the tires doesn't.]]
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-->"WHO FUCKED MY WIFE?"

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-->"WHO FUCKED MY WIFE?"WIFE? She's not even good looking!"



-->"Speaking of daughters, I've got one for sale..."

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-->"Speaking -->"[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Speaking of daughters, I've got one for sale..."]]"

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