History Funny / ScottPilgrim

* Scott realising he sounds like a DirtyOldMan trying to fulfill some kind of sick fetish as he awkwardly tells Stacy about the 17-year-old Chinese [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.

* Scott realising he sounds like a DirtyOldMan trying to fulfil some kind of sick fetish as he awkwardly tells Stacy about the 17-year-old Chinese [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.

'''Patel:''' [[SeriousBusiness YOU WILL PAY FOR ''YOUR INSOLENCE!]]''

'''Patel:''' YOU WILL PAY FOR ''YOUR INSOLENCE!''

* Gideon's "FamousLastWords" after Scott kicks Gideon's ass the second time around.

''The drummer flips him off.''\\

* After he's defeated, Gideon explodes into $ 7,777,777 in coins. The crowd is amazed, then [[OhCrap horrified]]... [[RealityEnsues Then in pain when they're hit by the falling coins]].

* A hilarious case of {{foreshadowing}}: Todd Ingram is seen wearing a [[Comicbook/ThePunisher Punisher]] t-shirt during a Clash at Demonhead performance. After Scott outwits Todd into his third vegan violation, the latter is punished by the Vegan Police. Todd's telekinetic power is removed by none other than [[Film/ThePunisher2004 The Punisher]] himself, Thomas Jane!
--> "It's milk and eggs, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"

** '''[[WrittenSoundEffect GLARE!]]'''

** After Gideon draws the sword:[[DistractedByTheSexy Envy's dress fell off, revealing a sexier dress! Charm Increased!]]

'''Stephen Stills:''' (''deadly serious'') She has to go.''She knows we suck.''

* After Gideon's been defeated, he starts ranting about forming the league and acting as if it was some great task, before saying "Do you know how long it took me to get the contact information of all the other exes? ''Do you?!'' '''TWO. HOURS!'''"

'''Scott''': (''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') ''[[BigWhat Bread makes you fat]]?''

'''Scott''': (''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') ''[[BigWhat Bread makes you fat]]''

* A hilarious case of {{foreshadowing}}: Todd Ingram is seen wearing a [[Comicbook/ThePunisher Punisher]] t-shirt during a Clash at Demonhead performance. After Scott outwits Todd into his third vegan violation, the latter is punished by the vegan police. Todd's telekinetic power is removed by none other than [[Film/ThePunisher2004 The Punisher]] himself, Thomas Jane!

* The [[OneSceneWonder vegan police]].
** "Chicken isn't vegan?"

* The reveal of where Ramona disappeared to during the events of Volume 6: [[spoiler: She just went to her dad's cabin in the country. Like Scott, she spent most of her time moping around and not doing anything. You can just see everyone become so sarcastically done with their drama at that moment.]]

-->'''Todd:''' The [[spoiler:De-Veganization ray!]] I can dodge this!\\

-->'''Crash''':This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."\\

*** [[SarcasmMode "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]

* Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
** Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.
*** Gideon stole the PowerOfLove! What a dick!
*** [[spoiler:After Gideon stabs Ramona]]: What a dick.
* [[spoiler:Gideon's reactions to A) the fact Ramona left Scott and B) That she named her cat after him ("It was my way of working things out), especially B due to how generally aware he is of everthing.]]
** Scott's accusation of [[spoiler:Gideon]] being the cat is funny because with everything that's happened in the series, it's very plausible.

* How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain!
** Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona, "[[GirlOnGirlIsHot YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?]]"

* Scott and [[spoiler:Gideon's]] memory cam in volume 6.

''(Then with [[spoiler:Gideon]])''\\

'''[[spoiler:Gideon:]]''' r u obsessed or what lol

-->'''IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE.''' [-'''[[FanDisservice AND THAT INCLUDES YOU.]]'''-]
*** And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.

---> '''Scott:''' ''[[spoiler:(To Stephen Stills)]]'' So [[spoiler:Julie turned you gay?]]\\

** [[HilariousInHindsight Even funnier when you realize]] that [[spoiler:yes, he most certainly did.]]

* Scott levels up [[spoiler:towards the end of the fight with Gideon]] - "Balls +2"

* It's a minor background gag, but the way [[spoiler:Gideon's exes]] react to [[spoiler:having been cryogenically frozen for years]] with mild annoyance at best:
-->'''Irene:''' (''talking on cellphone by the bar'') I've [[spoiler:been in a ''tube'' since 2003]], mom, okay?

* Ramona constantly changes her hair color every few weeks. During a fight, Scott demands to know if her current hair color is her natural one or not. Ramona thinks about it for a moment, and decides it might be. A helpful footnote reminds the readers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that this is a black and white comic.]]
** The colored version has this: "This was funnier in black and white."

* The [[spoiler:[[OneSceneWonder vegan police]]]].

* Wallace is able to call Stacey about developments in Scott's love life at any time, [[spoiler:even while unconscious!]]

*** One in particular is what he says to Ramona when she is [[spoiler:fighting Roxy]].

* Apparently, it took Michael Cera 33 shots to get the package Scott orders just to see Ramona into the trash. This is confirmed in the blooper reel, and is pretty damn entertaining to watch.
** During one of those bad throws, Mary Elizabeth Winstead drops the pen she's holding. Michael Cera comments "Imagine if that went in and you dropped the pen."
* When everyone starts meeting each other in the Rockit, after Knives kisses Scott and Ramona's right there, everyone starts giving each other dramatic glances, complete with dramatic zooms. Knives gives one to Ramona; Stacey gives one to Scott and Wallace gives one to his newest crush, Jimmy.
** [[spoiler:And the latter cut to the two of them making out. While an arrow-shot heart is drawn around them.]]
---> '''Stacey''': ''Wallace!'' '''[[OhNoNotAgain Again?!]]'''
* Speaking of The Rockit... [[spoiler:"Fun Fact: This Place is a Toilet"]]
* After defeating Gideon, Scott is faced down by a dark version of himself, Nega Scott. We cut to Knives and Ramona waiting outside the club as the door opens [[spoiler:and Scott and Nega Scott both walk out, laughing like old friends.]]

* When Ramona asks Scott how he knows Knives, Scott's brain is shown as being unable to choose between answering "I Gotta Pee" and "Who, Her?" He ends up blurting out [[spoiler:[[{{Metaphorgotten}} "I gotta pee on her."]]]]
** The FreezeFrameBonus on the wheel of responses: They include: "She's nobody", "She's forty!", "Idiot!", "No speaka English", "When's dinner?", "Uh...", "[[CallBack Tell Pac-Man story]]", "No, you are", "Pass out", and "It was nothing".
* [+++K.O.!!!+++] (both times)

** Knives' fangirlism over Sex Bob-omb in general (mainly because she's their ''only'' fan).

* "We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff," delivered [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] from Kim at the Chaos Theatre, while rubbing the corner of her nose with [[FlippingTheBird her middle finger]].
** Followed up with [[spoiler:Kim shouting "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB, AND WE'RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!" when Scott tries again after using his extra life]].

* After Gideon's been defeated, he starts ranting about forming the league and acting as if it was some great task, before saying "Do you know how long it took me to get the contact information of all the other exes? ''Do you?!''
** [[spoiler:'''TWO. HOURS!''']]

-->'''Scott:''' What is she talking about?\\

'''Scott:''' Wait... (looks at her eyes and smirk and recognizes them, [[OhCrap instantly causing a dial inside his head to go from "No Clue" to "Gets It"]]) ''YOU AND HER?!''\\

'''Scott''': Garlic bread is my favourite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*\\

* Scott and Gideon's dialogue about why Scott wants to fight for Ramona [[spoiler:on his first attempt]].

* [[BrickJoke "I'm in lesbians with you." "...What?"]]
** And then, after [[spoiler:Ramona goes with Gideon]]:

* "Your hair looks stupid."
** Before that, first time around:

* Scott goes to the second door:
-->'''Second Doorman''': What's the ''second'' password?\\
'''Scott''': Ugh!
** They let him in.

* Lucas Lee looking at a text message he got and saying "That's actually hilarious!" to himself.
** Taken to its vainest hilarious conclusion when Creator/ChrisEvans himself responded to a tweet with a gif of the shot and got called out for it, by Creator/EdgarWright no less.

'''Scott''': Girlfriend? (looks at Knives)\\

* When Lucas Lee does his [[spoiler:deadly]] rail trick, the scene cuts to Scott casually saying "Wow" as it cuts back to Lucas, who is gradually getting faster and faster (as is the music). One time, it even cuts Scott off because Lucas is going that fast.
* Gideon's "FamousLastWords" after Scott [[spoiler: kicks Gideon's ass the second time around]].

'''Gideon:''' (Weakly) You.....dick.

-->'''Narrator''': Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of [[BaitAndSwitch Toronto, ]]Canada.

* The bass battle with Todd [[spoiler:doesn't happen. [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim You just hit him with the guitar instead.]]]]

-->[[spoiler:"Everything was ruined. It was so great!"]]
** Also, after [[spoiler:destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.]]

-->[[spoiler:"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused.]]"]]

'''Scott''': (''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') Bread makes you fat?!

-->'''Scott''': ...How does he ''do'' that?

'''Ramona:''' [[BiTheWay I was just a little]] [[DefiedTrope bi-curious.]]\\

** The little meter in Scott's head which goes from "'''NO CLUE'''" to "'''GETS IT'''" as he puts together [[BiTheWay why Roxie wants to fight with him]].

-->'''Narrator''': Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of [[BaitAndSwitch Toronto, ]][[MundaneMadeAwesome Canada...]]

-->'''Narrator''': Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of [[BaitAndSwitch Toronto, Canada...]]

'''Scott''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lesbians]]''?

'''Scott''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lesbian]]''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint s]]''?

* When Lucas and Lynette kiss in chapter 16, the following text prompt appears in the next panel:

(''two chords''; lyrics: "Sooooo sad!")\\