History Funny / SaintsRowIV

** Pierce asks Asha if she's tried Saints' Flow. Asha then describes a mission where she was caught and placed in a pit 6 feet deep, with nothing to consume but her own urine and the insects buzzing about her. Pierce is understandably baffled, until Asha explains that she'd rather live all that again than taste his drink a second time.

---> '''The President''': I'm not Aisha, and I'm not trying to be--

--->'''Male Voice 1''': Like dating!

** Even better? Boss and Zinyak quote the "One shall fall" dialog from the original 1984 ''WesternAnimation/{{Transformers|TheMovie}}'' movie, word for word. While The Touch plays in the background.]]

**

---> '''Female Voice 1''': Like [[TooMuchInformation scuba sex.]]\\
'''Male Voice 3''': Like [[ForeignQueasine pub food.]]

-->'''Male Voice 3''': "I love stopping to listen to the world around me. Then BLOWING UP WHAT'S MAKING THAT DAMN NOISE."
-->'''Male Voice 3''': "Think I'm just gonna stand here and talk, so you all can swoon over the sound of my voice."

** The ending of the final mission -- Shaundi puts it best by describing it as "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Total. Fucking. Batshit.]]" The Saints escape the simulation on the backs of ''talking velociraptors'', one of whom even sings "the song of my people": "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was). And the ending cutscene that follows, with [an entire raptor civilization bestowing gifts upon the Saints.

** The audience with the King of the Velociraptors. Who despite being... King of the Velociraptors... and having a voice like [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]], has a surprising amount of gravitas and manages to provide happy endings for everyone. Including getting married to Shaundi and backing up Donnie. He also agrees to go bowling with The Boss, though ''how'' he's going to bowl remains a mystery for the ages.

** The audience with the King of the Velociraptors. Who despite being... King of the Velociraptors... has a surprising amount of gravitas and manages to provide happy endings for everyone. Including getting married to Shaundi and backing up Donnie. He also agrees to go bowling with The Boss, ''how'' he's going to bowl remains a mystery for the ages.

** While we are talking about Gat Out of Hell, let's talk about Vlad the Impalers torture. How is he being tortured exactly? By being forced to sit in a nursery-like room at gunpoint, having to listen to The Wheels on the Bus over and over again. As if that wasn't enough, there is also a demon DJ rocking out to the song like he is in a nightclub.

** Just before they sing ''Opposites Attract.'' Play as Creator/LauraBailey!Boss and you'll get this.
--->*sing along* And he's always broke *aside to Pierce* [[NoRespectGuy You are]]

--->'''Zinyak''': [[AffablyEvil Delightful!]] ''(she immediately gets abducted and doesn't even resist)''

** Becomes even funnier when ''Gat Out Of Hell'' reveals that Matt got together with Asha after the fourth game, so perhaps the Boss needn't have bothered after all.

[=MattMiller_NyteRyder_=]{{Slash}}[=Fic_Chapter1 DO NOT OPEN=]\\

--> '''Boss:''' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes You blew it up!]]

** Especially since his LargeHam moments [[YouRemindMeOfX seems to remind most viewers of his]] SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} persona, whose brand of CrossesTheLineTwice ScrewballComedy would fit right in with the Saints Row-verse.

** Doubly funny when you cnsider the hypocrisy, as he previously told Shaundi that the Feed Dogs suck.

* When saving Shaundi from her simulation prison, multiple clones of Veteran Child spawn, and Kinzie [[GrammarNazi corrects]] The Boss on their pluralization.

'''[Veteran Child''': ''C'moooon'', if we're gonna work together you have to get over ...\\

*** And the reasoning Boss gives for romancing him? [[spoiler: ''[[MustNotDieAVirgin They don't want Matt to die as a virgin!]]'']]

** The conversation between Matt and CID if you have them as companions. Turns out that Matt managed to salvage data from an internet satellite that wasn't destroyed. The data was [[spoiler: 1.4 terabytes of [[ShipTease naked photos of Kinzie]]. Oh, [[OhCrap and she knows about it now]].]]
** [[spoiler: Tanya Winters]] compliments Kinzie on her "sexy librarian" look and asks if she'd like to join a brothel she's opening up in Steelport. Kinzie's response? "[[CallBack Teacup.]] [[SafeWord Tea. Cup.]]"

** [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple]] heaps praise on Benjamin King's book, saying it inspired [[spoiler: the formation of STAG.]] King is...[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame less than flattered]].

** Keith and [[spoiler: Tanya]] have a chat about plans going wrong, when:
--->'''Keith David''': Wait, didn't you [[spoiler: die a few years ago?]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Tanya Winters''']]: ''Gawd'', don't remind me.
** Keith and [[spoiler: Maero]] talk about the Boss, and what he thinks of his victims. Turns out, the Boss has talked about everyone else except [[spoiler: Maero]]. Even ''[[ButtMonkey Donnie Wong]]'' got a mention before he did.
** Asha talks to [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple]] about how [[spoiler: STAG used [[UsefulNotes/SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] technology.]] [[spoiler: Cyrus]] denies this, saying that he was assured by his higher-ups, but Asha points out [[PresidentEvil the current state of affairs]]. He isn't very happy about it.
** [[spoiler: Veteran Child]] makes fun of Rowdy Roddy Piper for wearing a kilt. Piper's response is priceless:

*** Of course, [[spoiler:Veteran Child's girlfriend was ''[[ReallyGetsAround Shaundi]]'']]. It's really not that much of a burn when you think about it, but Rody can't be expected to know that.

--->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': So...I guess that would mean [[spoiler: making a movie with me]] was your worst nightmare, huh?
*** Keith immediately tells him that the nightmare wasn't [[spoiler: making the movie itself]] so much as it is [[spoiler: [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown getting the shit kicked out of him by Roddy in the back-alley fight scene]].]]

** CID knows all about Asha's past as [[spoiler: captain of the cheerleading squad.]] She is [[{{Understatement}} less than enthused about the fact...]]

** [[spoiler: Veteran Child]] thinks that he and Matt have some common ground as [[spoiler: former enemies of the Saints brought back to life as homies]]. When Matt tells him that he's already reformed, joined [[UsefulNotes/SecretIntelligenceService MI6]], and has been working with the Saints, the former is a ''bit'' disappointed.
--->"The Saints beat you? And let you leave? They let you LIVE? What the hel- this is bullshit, man."
** Current!Shaundi and [[spoiler: Veteran Child]] don't exactly get along:
--->'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': Gotta say, Shaundi: you're lookin' really ''gooood''.\\

'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': ''C'moooon'', if we're gonna work together you have to get over ...\\

'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': Shaundi, I was stoned. Besides, the Feed Dogs are terrible. I can't believe you ever liked ...\\
'''Shaundi''': '''IT WAS A LIMITED EDITION!!!''' We... We're not talking anymore.

** [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple]] can't believe Keith David is the Vice President. Why? [[spoiler: Because Keith isn't the ''actual'' President.]]
** [[spoiler: Veteran Child]] wants CID to play some Feed Dogs music. CID refuses; he normally does favors and requests only when being paid. But...
--->'''CID''': For [[spoiler: Fun Shaundi's ex]], I will make an exception and just say, [[PrecisionFStrike "Piss off."]]

'''Nolan North audio:''' [[spoiler:I can't read, okay? I CAN'T READ!! *sobbing* I can't read...]]

** Even better is [[spoiler: your return to 50s Steelport to rescue Kinzie from the deliberately [[{{Flanderization}} Flanderized]] [[StrawCharacter Straw Conservative]][=/=]StrawMisogynist Cyrus Temple.]]

'''Nolan North''': (while sabotaging [[spoiler: a loudspeaker 50s Cyrus is using to deliver sexist rantings]]) ''[[ClusterBleepBomb F**k you, you piece of s**t dirtbag f**king c**k-sucking mother-f**king c**t-eating b*tch!]]''\\

** There's the part where the Dubstep Gun is unlocked (Assuming you haven't unlocked it from Keith's first sidequest), during the [[spoiler: return to]] the '50s simulation where the Boss needs some LoopholeAbuse with the "No Weapon policy" enacted by [[spoiler:'50s Cyrus]]:

** It comes up again during [[spoiler:Johnny Gat's]] loyalty mission; he asks the Boss what his/her worst nightmare is. Actually, the whole discussion is hilarious, not just the following part:
--->'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': (...) I'm curious what yours {worst nightmare} was.\\

'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\

'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': No, I get it. Jeez. That's fucking terrible...

* Matt's loyalty mission. [[spoiler: You help him live out his Nyteblade fanfic. The Boss's [[DeadpanSnarker reactions]] are killer.]]
** Matt's {{Squee}} when [[spoiler: Nyteblade]] shows up has to be [[https://youtu.be/EjmORbsIXIs?t=3m10s heard to be believed]].
--->'''[[{{Keet}} Matt Miller]]''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God]], [[spoiler: [[NoIndoorVoice NYTEBLADE IS ON HIS WAY]]]]!!!''
** The Boss' reaction to finding this out as well. Their voice just sells it, like they plan on hurting Matt when they exit the simulation and aren't afraid to admit it and the following conversation with Matt trying to justify [[spoiler:putting the Boss into his fanfic]].
--->'''The Boss:''' Matt... is this [[spoiler:[=NyteBlade=] fanfiction]]!?\\
'''Matt Miller:''' Well, with [[spoiler:the world gone, it's up to the fans to keep his legacy alive! It has a rich mythology and, like any good series, it's as much a part of the creators' love as it is the fans']]!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EULNn6BnbU Zinyak]] [[spoiler: [[MoralEventHorizon fucked with Biz Markie]]!]]
** [[DontExplainTheJoke For clarification:]] [[spoiler: At one point, the President and Pierce are driving, singing along to Biz Markie's "Just a Friend", when Zinyak hijacks the radio signal, and starts [[FelonyMisdemeanor singing along in a deep opera voice]].]]
** Special mention has to go to the Male Voice 2 and Nolan North's reaction. [[spoiler: The former gives a ClusterFBomb all throughout Zinyak' rendition while the latter screams "IT'S NOT AN OPERA!"]]
---> '''[[AngryBlackMan Male Voice 2]]''': Aw hell naw! Hell naw! Naw man, fuck that motherfucker! YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT! YOU DON'T FUCKING DO THAT SHIT! THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, HE BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP! {{beat}} [[spoiler: Zinyak stepped on Biz Markie!]]"
---> '''Nolan North''': [[spoiler: Zinyak you leave Biz Markie alone! [[LargeHam YOU LEAVE MARKIE OUT OF THIS!]] *A classic exasperated [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]] groan* Oh...you son of a bitch. I'm gonna fucking kill you! ''IT'S NOT OPERA!!'']]

** [[spoiler: Paul's return as TheCavalry during the grand finale is just as hilarious]].

* [[spoiler: The DancePartyEnding. Special mention to Matt and Gat's EpicFail dances which Matt tried to play off while Gat gets angry and [[CameraAbuse punches the camera]]. And then there's Kinzie, who lets her CovertPervert out.]]
** Perhaps the mere fact that [[spoiler: CID, a floating sphere of a robot, can ''dance better'' than both Matt and Johnny Gat?]]
** Not to mention [[spoiler: Keith David doing the robot, and Zinyak coming in to do the worm at the very end.]]

** There is literally no other song that could have played for the finale other than [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie YOU GOT THE TOUCH!]] YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEER!]]

* The credits [[spoiler: have artwork of the Saints using time travel to screw around throughout history.]]

* In the final mission, as [[spoiler: the Boss skydives into Zinyak's throne room with a suit of PoweredArmor and Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays in the background]], your mission objective simply reads "[[DareToBeBadass Be A Badass]]".
** Even better? [[spoiler:Boss and Zinyak quote the "One shall fall" dialog from the original 1984 ''WesternAnimation/{{Transformers|TheMovie}}'' movie, word for word. While The Touch plays in the background.]]

* During one of the missions before you save Gat, a bunch of enemies from various simulations start flooding yours. You have three [[{{Foreshadowing}} Bosses]] to fight in this battle, all of which are [[spoiler: the default characters and the co-op player from the first two ''Saints Row'' games.]] What should be noted is [[WorthyOpponent Boss' reaction to all of this going down]].
-->'''Boss''': [[spoiler: Ah, the default players...]]

* Benjamin King's loyalty mission: Tanya has left King's simulation and moved to the Boss's, taken over Technically Legal, and has been infecting citizens with a computer virus that turns them into her enslaved strippers and prostitutes. Matt has given the Boss the ability to cure the infected people by [[EmpathicHealer absorbing the virus into him/herself]], and tells the Boss not to worry, since he/she should be immune to the virus since he/she is a real person and not just code unlike everyone else in the simulation. [[spoiler:He's wrong. As you cure people, your outfit changes piece by piece into stripper gear, and when you finally get to Technically Legal, the Boss is utterly overcome with the urge to get up on stage and do a sexy dance routine. Set to "Simply Irresistible". ''And you QTE the whole thing''. What sells it is the Boss's extreme pride in his/her performance, and Matt's [[FanDisservice extreme disgust and horror at it]]. Works best if your Boss is someone whose physical appearance [[{{Gonk}} entirely justifies Matt's reaction]]]].

** [[spoiler: Zimos]] makes a surprise appearance in the Dominatrix's BDSM club, [[spoiler: and winds up in a pony cart ''again'', officially making it a "[[{{Pun}} Running]]" [[RunningGag Gag.]] ]]

** The ending of the final mission -- Shaundi puts it best by describing it as "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Total. Fucking. Batshit.]]" [[spoiler: The Saints escape the simulation on the backs of ''talking velociraptors'', one of whom even sings "the song of my people": "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was).]] And the ending cutscene that follows, with [[spoiler: an entire raptor civilization bestowing gifts upon the Saints.]]

** Matt's nativity scene features [[spoiler: a velociraptor, the Bloody Cannoness, and Nyte Blade.]]

** Every single glorious second of the [[OverlyLongGag candy cane licking action command]] once the player gets to Santa's workshop in How The Saints Saved Christmas. [[spoiler:Especially since the door [[ShaggyDogStory is locked and can't be opened]] anyway.]] All of the blurbs that appear are also hilarious:

** The ending: [[spoiler: Santa wakes up inside Zinyak's command ship]].
*** Not to mention the ending montage of the Saints celebrating Christmas. Special mention goes to [[spoiler: The Boss, Matt, and Asha going Christmas Caroling.]]

** The other type of collectible is Future Shaundi's story which plays similarly to Zinyak's text adventures. While it's normally lacking in humor, there is one option of [[spoiler:"Dinosaurs took over the Earth!"]] The response from that is, [[spoiler:[[CanonDiscontinuity "No, that DLC wasn't canon."]]]]

** Asha talks to [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple]] about how [[spoiler: STAG used [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] technology.]] [[spoiler: Cyrus]] denies this, saying that he was assured by his higher-ups, but Asha points out [[PresidentEvil the current state of affairs]]. He isn't very happy about it.

** [[spoiler: Veteran Child]] thinks that he and Matt have some common ground as [[spoiler: former enemies of the Saints brought back to life as homies]]. When Matt tells him that he's already reformed, joined [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]], and has been working with the Saints, the former is a ''bit'' disappointed.

*** Of course, [[spoiler:Veteran Child's girlfriend was ''[[ReallyGetsAround Shaundi]]'']], so it's really not that much of a burn when you think about it.

* Another one from ''Gat Out of Hell''. Satan and his daughter are introduced in an over-the-top, five minutes long, Disney-style musical number, in which both of our protagonists get to participate as well. Awesome. Then his daughter escapes and meets with Johnny Gat and Kinzie. They ask who the hell is she, and she prepares to do yet another musical number....... but is suddenly interrupted by Gat at gun-point who states in a matter-of-factual tone "We're not doing this again". The look of disappointment on her face is both hilarious and heartbreaking at once.

-->'''Keith David''': Wait, didn't you [[spoiler: die a few years ago?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tanya Winters''']]: ''Gawd'', don't remind me.

-->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': You wanna know what I wear under this kilt? ''Your girlfriend's lipstick!''

-->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': So...I guess that would mean [[spoiler: making a movie with me]] was your worst nightmare, huh?

-->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': Uh, look. [[BlatantLies I don't tell many people this, but there was a time in the mid 90's I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers. We sang a capella versions of classic Central American folk songs. Hit the Top 40 in the Latin music charts twice.]]
-->'''Asha''': Really?
-->'''Piper''': Nope. But the great thing about you not knowing much about me, is I can tell ya bullshit like that. *snicker*

-->'''Asha''': You tell ''anyone'' about that, CID, and I will ''rip'' every last resistor off your circuit board [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WITH. MY. TEETH.]]

-->"The Saints beat you? And let you leave? They let you LIVE? What the hel- this is bullshit, man."

-->'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': Gotta say, Shaundi: you're lookin' really ''gooood''.
-->'''Shaundi''': Don't you fucking talk to me.
-->'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': ''C'moooon'', if we're gonna work together you have to get over ...
-->'''Shaundi''': GET OVER WHAT?! That you tried to kill my friends? That you used me as a human shield? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Or that you threw my Feed Dogs limited edition vinyl into a fire?]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Veteran Child]]''': Shaundi, I was stoned. Besides, the Feed Dogs are terrible. I can't believe you ever liked ...
-->'''Shaundi''': '''IT WAS A LIMITED EDITION!!!''' We... We're not talking anymore.

-->'''CID''': Are you sure you do not want to go out with me sometime, Kinzie?
-->'''Kinzie''': Yeah, I'm sure.
-->'''CID''': It is just that I have been alone for so very long and you and I have so much in common.
-->'''Kinzie''': CID, I've been doing this hacking thing for a long time, I can smell bullshit even through a monotone computery voice like yours.
-->'''CID''': Well damn.

-->'''Julius''': You know, some folks say I remind them of you.
-->'''Keith David''': Yeah, I get the same with you.
-->'''Julius''': I don't see it though.
-->'''Keith David''': Me neither!

-->'''Fun Shaundi''': What are you doing after this? You wanna smoke a bulb? Maybe see where things go?
-->'''Matt''': I... don't think older you would appreciate that very much.
-->'''Fun Shaundi''': She doesn't have to know.
-->'''Matt''': But she would. Older Shaundi knows ''everything''.

-->'''Matt''': You were probably my favorite wrestler of all time.
-->'''Piper''': Thank you.
-->'''Matt''': I even had one of your action figures. I had another of myself too, homemade, not professional of course. I'd pretend we were tag team partners and we'd obliterate our opponents with devastating moves.
-->'''Piper''': Oh yeah?
-->'''Matt''': As our co-op finisher you would throw me over your head and I'd land on the opponent and deliver a massive suplex in midair. [[TooMuchInformation Then you and I would go have a tea party with Mr. Fluffykins and Penelope Rabbit.]]
-->'''Piper''': I'm... gonna be over here, kid.

-->'''Kinzie:''' Don't forget about the block button!
-->'''Nolan North:''' I have a block button?
-->'''Kinzie:''' I labeled it for you.
-->'''Nolan North subtitles:''' I don't pay attention to these things.
-->'''Nolan North audio:''' [[spoiler:I can't read, okay? I CAN'T READ!! *sobbing* I can't read...]]

-->'''Nolan North''': [[OhNoNotAgain Aw man]], ''[[CrapsaccharineWorld this]]'' [[PlaceWorseThanDeath place]]?! [[SoundEffectBleep F**k]] me!
-->'''Nolan North''': (while sabotaging [[spoiler: a loudspeaker 50s Cyrus is using to deliver sexist rantings]]) ''[[ClusterBleepBomb F**k you, you piece of s**t dirtbag f**king c**k-sucking mother-f**king c**t-eating b*tch!]]''
-->'''Voice 3''': *BEEP* YOU, YOU *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP!* SUCK MY *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*! *beep*HEAD!

-->'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': (...) I'm curious what yours {worst nightmare} was.
-->'''Boss''': Oh, you know. 1950s sitcom.
-->'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Boss''': ''(male boss 1/Nolan)'' Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence... / ''(male boss 3)'' You should have seen what I was wearing... / ''(female boss 1)'' When I close my eyes I can still hear the laugh track.... / ''(female boss 2)'' I couldn't swear, I couldn't shoot anything...
-->'''[[spoiler:Johnny Gat]]''': No, I get it. Jeez. That's fucking terrible...

-->'''[[{{Keet}} Matt Miller]]''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God]], [[spoiler: [[NoIndoorVoice NYTEBLADE IS ON HIS WAY]]]]!!!''

-->'''The Boss:''' Matt... is this [[spoiler:[=NyteBlade=] fanfiction]]!?\\

-->'''Male Voice 3:''' Pure poetry.

-->*sing along* And he's always broke *aside to Pierce* [[NoRespectGuy You are]]

--> '''Kinzie''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. That.]]

--> '''Female Voice 1''': Like [[TooMuchInformation scuba sex.]]
--> '''Male Voice 3''': Like [[ForeignQueasine pub food.]]

--> NO! THEY DID NOT SMOKE A BULB! I'm gonna hit you I swear to God...

--> '''Boss''': Pew pew pew, pew pew!
--> '''Asha''': What are you doing?
--> '''Boss''': Pretending to shoot stuff.
--> '''Asha''': [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny You're easily bored, aren't you?]]
--> '''Boss''': I dunno, I'm usually too busy being ''awesome'' to be bored.

-->'''Boss:''' [[ProperlyParanoid I knew Genki couldn't be too far behind]]....

-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is Zinyak's fascination with Genki? [[TooMuchInformation The two of them need to get together and make a baby already]].\\

--> '''Boss''': [[spoiler: Ah, the default players...]]

--> '''Dying Guard''': [[{{Retirony}} I was two days from retirement]]!
--> or
--> '''Dying Guard''': Agh! [[TropeName Famous movie quote]]!
--> or
--> '''Dying Guard''': [[OhNoNotAgain Not again]]!

--> '''Guard with a prostitute''': '''RUN, [[ClingyJealousGirl IT'S MY CRAZY EX!!!]]'''

-->'''The Boss''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Asha, that light has a family.]]

--> [=Gat_Dancing_HShake FILE CORRUPT=]
--> [=Shaundi_Sex_Tape ACCESS RESTRICTED=]
--> [=MattMiller_NyteRyder_=]{{Slash}}[=Fic_Chapter1 DO NOT OPEN=]
--> VideoGame/DeadIsland[=_X_SaintsRow COMING 2015=]
--> [=DildoWielding_Dinosaurs OUT OF MEMORY=]
--> [=PubFinder_=][[Creator/{{THQ}} TeeAichCue]] [[BitingTheHandHumor OUT OF MONEY]]

--> '''Male Voice 3''': [[BiggerIsBetterInBed They don't make pants that size.]]

--> '''Female Voice 2''': One thousand Kinzies? Kill me now.

--> '''Zinyak''': It's a quote from Macbeth.

* When Zinyak is taking over and abducting people, Kinzie just stands there ''next to him'' silently geeking out about the fact that her ProperlyParanoid nature paid off in actually thinking an alien invasion would happen one day. Then when he says that the smartest and brightest will be taken, Kinzie just sort of chirps up from the side: