History Funny / SaintsRowIV

29th Mar '17 2:06:48 PM valar55
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* The simulations the Boss and homies are trapped in are tailored to mirror their worst fears. Their most bloodcurling nightmares. The thoughts that make them scream at night and reach for their blankie for comfort. So, what does [[PresidentEvil the]] [[BadassInCharge Boss]] of the Saints consider [[AndIMustScream terrifying beyond all reason?]] '''PEACE'''. A world where people are kind to each other, swearing is frowned upon and s/he is a model citizen. Zinyak realises his mistake a little too late:

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* The simulations the Boss and their homies are trapped in are tailored to mirror their worst fears. Their fears, their most bloodcurling nightmares. The bloodcurdling nightmares, the thoughts that make them scream at night and reach for their blankie for comfort. So, what does [[PresidentEvil the]] [[BadassInCharge Boss]] of the Saints consider [[AndIMustScream terrifying beyond all reason?]] '''PEACE'''. A world where people are kind to each other, swearing is frowned upon and s/he is a model citizen. Zinyak realises his mistake a little too late:
29th Mar '17 2:03:14 PM valar55
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-->'''Nolan North''': (whiling sabotaging [[spoiler: a loudspeaker 50s Cyrus is using to deliver sexist rantings]]) ''[[ClusterBleepBomb F**k you, you piece of s**t dirtbag f**king c**k-sucking mother-f**king c**t-eating b*tch!]]''

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-->'''Nolan North''': (whiling (while sabotaging [[spoiler: a loudspeaker 50s Cyrus is using to deliver sexist rantings]]) ''[[ClusterBleepBomb F**k you, you piece of s**t dirtbag f**king c**k-sucking mother-f**king c**t-eating b*tch!]]''
4th Feb '17 2:09:10 PM TheCuza
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---> '''Matt Miller''': Can you call me Nyteblade?

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---> '''Matt --->'''Matt Miller''': Can you call me Nyteblade?[=NyteBlayde=]?\\
'''Boss:''' Are you fuckin' serious?!\\
'''Matt:''' You still want to have a go?\\
'''Boss:''' Oh, what the hell.


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*** And right before that:
---->'''Boss:''' Asha, I respect you too much to bullshit y--\\
'''Asha:''' ''[accusingly]'' You don't respect me.\\
'''Boss:''' ...Yeah, that's true.
2nd Feb '17 5:19:22 PM TheCuza
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--> '''Zinyak''': This was meant to be my shining moment! I mean, will you LOOK at that health bar! (a single bullet drains it to nothing) Just... just... just '''''insulting!''''' Agh! And now they want to draw it out with these ''ridiculous button prompts!'' (The Boss pulls out a gun for the CoupDeGrace) Yes, yes, yes, look at you, with your enormous weapon. '''''[[SarcasmMode OOOOH!]]'''''

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--> ---> '''Zinyak''': This was meant to be my shining moment! I mean, will you LOOK at that health bar! (a single bullet drains it to nothing) Just... just... just '''''insulting!''''' Agh! And now they want to draw it out with these ''ridiculous button prompts!'' (The Boss pulls out a gun for the CoupDeGrace) Yes, yes, yes, look at you, with your enormous weapon. '''''[[SarcasmMode OOOOH!]]'''''



-->'''Donnie:''' Now I know what Dex is always complaining about.

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-->'''Donnie:''' --->'''Donnie:''' Now I know what Dex is always complaining about.



-->'''Donnie:''' Do we at least get to see the [[{{Padding}} seven minute]] [[PressXToNotDie QTE]] video of us constructing the ship?
-->'''Boss:''' (Very forlorn headshake)

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-->'''Donnie:''' --->'''Donnie:''' Do we at least get to see the [[{{Padding}} seven minute]] [[PressXToNotDie QTE]] video of us constructing the ship?
-->'''Boss:'''
ship?\\
'''Boss:'''
(Very forlorn headshake)



-->'''The Boss''': Fuck me.
-->'''Dom''': ''That'' is up to the client.

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-->'''The --->'''The Boss''': Fuck me.
-->'''Dom''':
me.\\
'''Dom''':
''That'' is up to the client.



** One of the interview segments where Kinzie is talking about how Donnie got cut from the game because they already had two genius techies bickering with each other so they didn't need another one:
-->'''Jane Valderama''': So why did Donnie get cut and not you or Matt?
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh, that's because Matt and I blackmailed the shit out of people.

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** One of the interview segments where Kinzie is talking about how Donnie got cut from the game because they already had two MarySue-type genius techies bickering with each other so they didn't need another one:
-->'''Jane --->'''Jane Valderama''': So why did Donnie get cut and not you or Matt?
-->'''Kinzie''':
Matt?\\
'''Kinzie''':
Oh, that's because Matt and I blackmailed the shit out of people.



-->[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You just like making that sound, don't you?]]
-->Sicko.
-->We hope there aren't any children watching this.
-->You know type 2 diabetes is on the rise, right?
-->You must really want the [[BraggingRightsReward reward,]] huh?

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-->[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything --->[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You just like making that sound, don't you?]]
-->Sicko.
-->We
you?]]\\
Sicko.\\
We
hope there aren't any children watching this.
-->You
this.\\
You
know type 2 diabetes is on the rise, right?
-->You
right?\\
You
must really want the [[BraggingRightsReward reward,]] huh?
1st Feb '17 7:44:44 AM TheCuza
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* Keith David says of Roddy Piper that he only appears where he's needed most. Cue the unlockable card and:
--> Keith David was wrong, you can call Roddy whenever you need help!

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* Keith David says of tells the Boss that nobody calls Roddy Piper that he for help, Roddy only appears where he's needed most. Cue the unlockable card and:
-->
card:
-->Forget what
Keith David was wrong, said, you can call Roddy for help whenever you need help!want!
31st Jan '17 8:31:18 AM TheCuza
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* During Johnny's loyalty mission, the Boss essentially recaps the third game for Johnny and talks about all the new additions to the Saints. On the topic of Oleg...
-->'''Boss:''' ''[nostalgically]'' Man, the first time I met Oleg he was naked and hooked up to a big machine.\\
'''Johnny:''' ''[impressed]'' Damn, Steelport sounds like a party town.
30th Jan '17 8:01:51 AM TheCuza
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* Benjamin King's loyalty mission: Tanya has left King's simulation and moved to the Boss's, taken over Technically Legal, and has been infecting citizens with a computer virus that turns them into her enslaved strippers and prostitutes. Matt has given the Boss the ability to cure the infected people by [[EmpathicHealer absorbing the virus into him/herself]], and tells the Boss not to worry, since he/she should be immune to the virus since he/she is a real person and not just code unlike everyone else in the simulation. [[spoiler:He's wrong. As you cure people, your outfit changes piece by piece into stripper gear, and when you finally get to Technically Legal, the Boss is utterly overcome with the urge to get up on stage and do a sexy dance routine. Set to "Simply Irresistible". ''And you QTE the whole thing''. What sells it is the Boss's extreme pride in his/her performance, and Matt's [[FanDisservice extreme disgust and horror at it]]. Works best if your Boss is someone whose physical appearance [[{{Gonk}} entirely justifies Matt's reaction]]]].
24th Dec '16 6:19:07 AM Morgenthaler
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** Poor Donnie just can't get a break even as a {{Badass}} super-powered guru. He gets cut from the game, gets kidnapped and gets no respect from the cast.

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** Poor Donnie just can't get a break even as a {{Badass}} badass super-powered guru. He gets cut from the game, gets kidnapped and gets no respect from the cast.
2nd Oct '16 12:56:59 PM nombretomado
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** Then there's the room in a text adventure that's an EdgarAllanPoe pastiche with a skeleton in the wall holding a glass of wine, a heart under the floorboards and a raven perching atop a blade pendulum. All the Boss gets out of that is that there's a dead pirate with a parrot.

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** Then there's the room in a text adventure that's an EdgarAllanPoe Creator/EdgarAllanPoe pastiche with a skeleton in the wall holding a glass of wine, a heart under the floorboards and a raven perching atop a blade pendulum. All the Boss gets out of that is that there's a dead pirate with a parrot.
18th Sep '16 7:01:10 PM yarrunmace
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** [[spoiler: Tanya Winters]] compliments Kinzie on her "sexy librarian" look and asks if she'd like to join a brothel she's opening up in Steelport. Kinzie's response? "[[CallBack Teacup.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Tea. Cup.]]"

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** [[spoiler: Tanya Winters]] compliments Kinzie on her "sexy librarian" look and asks if she'd like to join a brothel she's opening up in Steelport. Kinzie's response? "[[CallBack Teacup.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis [[SafeWord Tea. Cup.]]"
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