History Funny / Runaways

-->'''Witchbreaker''': I am going to hurt you some more. Do you understand why?\\
-->'''Nico''': Because you're evil, insane, have no friends and no life and nothing to do 'cause they haven't invented reruns of [[Series/TheGoldenGirls "Golden Girls"]] yet?\\

** Molly telling Chase that there's a team meeting while he's doing some work on his upgraded fistigoons, when he stalls:
--> '''Molly''': Don't make me pick you up and carry you.
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--> '''Chase''': Put me down, you little gorilla!

** During that same game, the guys ask Nico who's the best kisser since she'd kissed all three of Chase, Alex & Victor. Nico instead responds that Karolina is the best kisser. [[GirlOnGirlIshot Chase & Victor are both okay with this]].

* Molly accuses Victor of being a Ho-Bag.

-->''Spider-man''': Yes. I'm Batman.

-->Gert: I've got the power to make grown men lose control of their bowels.
-->Thunderball: Seriously?

-->Gert: More or less.

-->Nico: I told you like ten times to stay out of my stuff.
-->Molly: But we're heisting! Why couldn't you wear normal-person stockings anyway? I'm gonna have waffle-face.
* During the ''Teenage Wasteland'' arc, some convenience store robbers(who turn out to be [[OurVampiresAreDifferent something else entirely]]) confuse the gang with PowerPack, a much earlier group of kid superheroes

** During that same game, the guys ask Nico who's the best kisser since she'd kissed all three of Chase, Alex & Victor. Nico instead repsonds that Karolina is the best kisser. [[GirlOnGirlIshot Chase & Victor are both okay with this]].

* In the second volume of ''{{Runaways}}'', Victor tries to do a FastballSpecial with Molly. Molly is the strongest member of the team. Guess who turns out to be Wolverine.

* After [[ItMakesSenseInContext fighting a giant serpent-monster that sprang up during a game of Truth or Dare]], Karolina (who by this point has come out as a lesbian) is asked if she ever has considered trying being with a guy. Karolina's pissed response is to point out how the incredibly phallic monster they just defeated made her even less inclined than usual to consider the idea, leaving the rest of the team scrambling for BrainBleach.

-->'''Chase:''' ''KKcht.'' Eagle One to German guys from DieHard, what is your position? ''KKRrzt.'' This is German Guys, we are splitting up a bazillion dollars in diamonds and primo weed while you freeze your ass off up there pretending you have a walkie talkie, over. ''KHHHT''.

-->'''Chase:''' ''KKcht.'' Eagke One to German guys from DieHard, what is your position? ''KKRrzt.'' This is German Guys, we are splitting up a bazillion dollars in diamonds and primo weed while you freeze your ass off up there pretending you have a walkie talkie, over. ''KHHHT''.

** "Dude, you don't have to bring race into this."

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY AN EVIL BLACK MAN FROM THE 1980'S!"

--> '''Molly''': You. Bad man. *MegatonPunch* Me. Bad ass!

* The opening scene in Vol. 1 where {{Comicbook/The Avengers}} start acting bizarrely out of character during a mission to stop the {{Comicbook/Incredible Hulk}} from destroying TheWhiteHouse. It turns out [[spoiler: that it's just Alex playing an MMORPG with his online friends]]. Actually scratch that, ''all'' of the opening scenes introducing the main characters and their families are quite humorous as well.

* The opening scene in Vol. 1 where {{Comicbook/TheAvengers}} start acting bizarrely out of character during a mission to stop the {{Comicbook/IncredibleHulk}} from destroying TheWhiteHouse. It turns out [[spoiler: that it's just Alex playing an MMORPG with his online friends]]. Actually scratch that, ''all'' of the opening scenes introducing the main characters and their families are quite humorous as well.

-->Molly: But we're heisting! Why couldn't you wear normal-person stockings anyway? I'm gonna have waffle-face.