History Funny / RonWhite

16th Feb '17 3:49:04 PM Macgyver644200
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* Talking about his lack of commitment to things:
--> "What I didn't quit, I got kicked out of. I got kicked out of. I got kicked off the high school debate team for shouting "Yeah? Well, '''FUCK YOU!'''" I thought I'd won! [[ChewbaccaDefense The other guy was speechless.]]"
21st Jun '16 1:53:33 PM gewunomox
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* The bit about waiting in line for GarthBrooks tickets:

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* The bit about waiting in line for GarthBrooks Music/GarthBrooks tickets:
11th Feb '16 6:47:43 AM Twentington
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* In one skit, he suggests that the Ayatollah be replaced with "that guy they kicked out of Music/TheOakRidgeBoys" and call him "Ayatollah Oom Papa Mow Mow".

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* In one skit, he suggests that the Ayatollah be replaced with "that guy "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Lee_Golden that guy]] they kicked out of Music/TheOakRidgeBoys" and call him "Ayatollah Oom Papa Mow Mow".
12th Sep '15 12:40:39 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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--> "It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I don't wanna go."

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--> "It's not that I think it's somehow more holy to eat meat that's been bludgeoned to death, that's not it. It's just that it's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and and... I don't wanna fuckin' go."
8th Feb '15 9:55:52 PM Scoutstr295
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* The whole bit about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos]] is undoubtedly the funniest thing involving Robert Tilton that doesn't include dubbed-in flatulence.

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* The whole bit about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos]] is undoubtedly the funniest thing involving Robert Tilton RobertTilton that doesn't include dubbed-in flatulence.
11th Oct '14 6:20:31 PM Twentington
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--> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) camping.

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--> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) camping.[[ShapedLikeItself camping]]."
30th Jul '14 8:27:22 PM Twentington
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* In one skit, he says that he discovered there's a place called Bumfuck, Egypt, "and the only way to get there is to go up Shit Creek."
27th Jun '14 1:44:18 PM AriRockefeller
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-> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) camping.

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-> --> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) camping.



-> "It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I don't wanna go."

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-> --> "It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I don't wanna go."
26th May '14 3:34:41 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* The whole bit about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos.]]

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* The whole bit about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos.]]cheetos]] is undoubtedly the funniest thing involving Robert Tilton that doesn't include dubbed-in flatulence.
26th May '14 1:33:14 PM UmbraFractus
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* The bit about waiting in line for GarthBrooks tickets:
-> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) camping.
* His explanation for why he doesn't hunt:
-> "It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I don't wanna go."
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