* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pTlCtUMvjs The Tater Salad story.]]
* In one skit, he suggests that the Ayatollah be replaced with "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Lee_Golden that guy]] they kicked out of Music/TheOakRidgeBoys" and call him "Ayatollah Oom Papa Mow Mow".
* The whole bit about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos]] is undoubtedly the funniest thing involving RobertTilton that doesn't include dubbed-in flatulence.
* The bit about waiting in line for Music/GarthBrooks tickets:
--> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was ({{Beat}}) [[ShapedLikeItself camping]]."
* His explanation for why he doesn't hunt:
--> "It's not that I think it's somehow more holy to eat meat that's been bludgeoned to death, that's not it. It's just that it's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and... I don't wanna fuckin' go."
* In one skit, he says that he discovered there's a place called Bumfuck, Egypt, "and the only way to get there is to go up Shit Creek."
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