Funny: Ron White
- The Tater Salad story.
- In one skit, he suggests that the Ayatollah be replaced with "that guy they kicked out of The Oak Ridge Boys" and call him "Ayatollah Oom Papa Mow Mow".
- The whole bit about sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos is undoubtedly the funniest thing involving Robert Tilton that doesn't include dubbed-in flatulence.
- The bit about waiting in line for Garth Brooks tickets:
- His explanation for why he doesn't hunt:
"It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I don't wanna go."
- In one skit, he says that he discovered there's a place called Bumfuck, Egypt, "and the only way to get there is to go up Shit Creek."