History Funny / Rocketman2019

-->'''Elton''': [[SuddenlyShouting People don't pay to see]] [[ThatManIsDead Reg Dwight]], they pay to see Elton John!

* When discussing his [[IncompatibleOrientation marriage to Renate Blauel]], he admits that he hated breaking her heart. The therapist asks him if he enjoyed being married to her at all, to which he replies with an utterly deadpan: "Not really; I'm ''gay''."

* When Bernie begins to walk out of the restaurant while singing "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road", Elton says, "[[DeadpanSnarker Oh, I'm getting the bill, am I?]]"

* Little Reggie leading his neighbourhood in a rendition of "The Bitch Is Back."

-->'''Elton Dean''': ''(chuckling)'' I think... fuck off!

* After Elton comes out to Bernie, Bernie assures him that he doesn't mind... but notes that Elton's ''girlfriend'' may feel a bit differently. It gets even better in the next scene. Elton says in his narration that he told her the truth, and she took it well, all things considered. [[GilliganCut Cut to]] his girlfriend angrily throwing him and Bernie out, screaming her head off, and throwing Elton's piano off the balcony.
-->'''Elton:''' [[OhCrap She killed my piano.]]
** A deleted scene comes right after this, where Elton and Bernie argue over moving back in with Elton's mother, to which he refuses, saying, "You go in there, if you like, but I'll be ''fucked'' if I am!" Cue the GilliganCut... and guess where they end up living?

* When Bernie begins to walk out of the restaurant while singing "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road", Elton says, "[[DeadpanSnarker Oh, I'm getting the bill, then?]]"

* When Bernie begins to walk out of the restaurant while singing "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road", Elton says, "[[DeadpanSnarker Oh, and I pay the bill, I think.]]"

** Elton's therapy group following him into his childhood memory and walking down the street as if this was completly normal.

-->'''Reg Dwight''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I know.]]

-->'''Reg''': I've been thinking of changing my name.
-->'''Elton Dean''': Okay.
-->'''Reg''': I've been thinking of changing it to Elton Dean.

-->'''Reg''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I know.]]

** Elton's therapy group following him into his childhood memory and walking down the street.

* TheReveal of little Reggie in his new Elvis-style pompadour, sitting at the piano studiously playing in Music/FranzSchubert's ''Trout Quintet''.

* After Elton comes out to Bernie, Bernie assures him that he doesn't mind... but notes that Elton's ''girlfriend'' may feel a bit differently. It gets even better in the next scene. Elton says in his narration that he told her the truth, and she took it well, all things considered. [[GilliganCut Cut to]] his girlfriend angrily throwing him and Bernie out, screaming her head off, and throwing Elton's piano off the balcony.

-->'''Elton''': [[SuddenlyShouting People don't pay to see]] [[ThatManIsDead Reg Dwight!]], they pay to see Elton John!

* When discussing his [[IncompatibleOrientation marriage to Renate Blauel]], he admits that he hated breaking her heart. The therapist asks him if he enjoyed being married to her at all, to which he replies with an utterly deadpan: "Not really; I'm ''gay''."

-->'''Bernie''': I know.

-->'''Friend''': Don't you wanna just sing without this ridiculous paraphernalia?

-->'''Friend''': I know.