History Funny / ReturnOfTheJedi

4th Jan '16 5:26:13 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* Han tries to open the bunker door at Endor by fiddling with some wires. Han says [[TemptingFate "I think I got it. I got it!"]] Only to have a thicker door close over the preious one. Han looks at the wires with a face that says "God, I'm such an idiot!"
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* Han tries to open the bunker door at Endor by fiddling with some the panel's wires. Han says Cue [[TemptingFate "I think I got it. I got it!"]] Only to have a thicker door massive set of blast doors close over the preious previous one. Han looks at the wires with a face that says "God, I'm such an idiot!"
2nd Jan '16 2:05:55 PM Jarkes
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** It's not even a BigNo. He just quietly says [[LittleNo "No."]]
2nd Jan '16 12:16:13 PM trumpetmarietta
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-->'''Officer''': Tell the commander that Vader's shuttle has arrived. -->'''Technician''': Yes, Sir. (hits a button)
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-->'''Officer''': Tell Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived. -->'''Technician''': Yes, Sir.sir. (hits a button)
27th Dec '15 8:55:05 AM TrueBlue170
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-->'''Han:''' A Jedi Knight!? Oh, I'm out of it a little while, and everybody's got delusions of grandeur!
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-->'''Han:''' A Jedi Knight!? j-- A ''Jedi Knight!?'' Oh, I'm out of it a little while, and everybody's got delusions of grandeur!
26th Dec '15 6:23:48 PM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' Just tell them!\\\
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'''Luke:''' Just tell them!\\\''tell them''.\\\
24th Dec '15 8:42:35 PM TitoMosquito
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-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.
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-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.communicat--

-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent ** Wicket is clinging onto Han's leg. Likely comforting him for being frozen in over six million forms of communication.carbonite.

-->'''Han:''' I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. (''[[SilentSnarker Luke rolls his eyes]]'') -->'''Luke''': There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -->'''Han''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient!]]
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-->'''Han:''' --->'''Han:''' I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. (''[[SilentSnarker Luke rolls his eyes]]'') -->'''Luke''': --->'''Luke''': There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -->'''Han''': --->'''Han''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient!]]

* In a deleted scene of the bunker on Endor, when the famous commander says YouRebelScum, in the deleted scene, Han mouths "Scum?"
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* In a deleted scene of the bunker on Endor, when the famous commander says YouRebelScum, "YouRebelScum", in the deleted scene, Han mouths "Scum?"

* Chewie and two other Ewoks swinging on a vine to hijack one of the Walkers. Chewie's {{Tarzan}} Yell sells it. * The battle above the sarlacc pit. Despite being outmatched and having a blind crewmember, the rebels manage to beat all of Jabba's fully-armed mercenaries by basically letting gravity take its course. That sarlacc must have been really happy!
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* Chewie and two other Ewoks swinging on a vine to hijack one of the Walkers. Chewie's {{Tarzan}} Franchise/{{Tarzan}} Yell sells it. * The battle above the sarlacc Sarlacc pit. Despite being outmatched and having a blind crewmember, the rebels manage to beat all of Jabba's fully-armed mercenaries by basically letting gravity take its course. That sarlacc Sarlacc must have been really happy!

* In the middle of the Jabba's Palace sequence, for no apparent reason whatsoever the scene suddenly cuts to outside the place where a giant frog-like animal uses its tongue to lap up a smaller creature, and then lets out a large belch, and then the scene cuts back to inside the Palace.
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* In the middle of the Jabba's Palace sequence, for no apparent reason whatsoever the scene suddenly cuts to outside the place during a sunset where a giant frog-like animal uses its tongue to lap up a smaller creature, and then lets out a large belch, belch that echoes, and then the scene cuts back to inside the Palace.

** The Ewoks reactions are priceless, especially the infants flinching away during the scary parts. Now remember Threepio in A New Hope, saying to Luke that he's "not very good at telling stories. Well, not in making them interesting, anyway."
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** The Ewoks reactions are priceless, especially the infants flinching away during the scary parts. Now remember Threepio in A ''A New Hope, Hope'', saying to Luke that he's "not very good at telling stories. Well, not in making them interesting, anyway."

** The Imperial officer sneering "YouRebelScum!", and the guy getting hit by a duffel bag that Han throws at him, causing him to [[RailingKill topple over a railing]] and let out a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].
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** The Imperial officer sneering "YouRebelScum!", "YouRebelScum", and the guy getting hit by a duffel bag that Han throws at him, causing him to [[RailingKill topple over a railing]] and let out a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].

** Robot Chicken had the same thought.
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** Robot Chicken ''Robot Chicken'' had the same thought.

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** Robot Chicken had It makes you wonder if the same thought.song is really called that in-universe, considering everyone believed the Jedi betrayed the Republic.
20th Dec '15 8:21:58 PM StarTropes
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20th Dec '15 8:21:39 PM StarTropes
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-->'''Lando''': A little higher! ''Just a little higher!''
20th Dec '15 6:55:37 PM SirSapphire
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*** The look Han gives Luke is especially hilarious considering he's still blind at this point and can't be one hundred percent sure he's even snarking at the right person.
19th Dec '15 5:54:51 PM serizawa3000
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* Han trying to talk his way out of becoming the main course of the banquet, even as the Ewoks pile up the firewood beneath him, singing cheerfully the whole time. When talking doesn't work, Han's reduced to (pathetically) attempting to blow out an approaching Ewok's torch.

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* Possibly not intended to be funny, but Lando's scream when the Sarlacc grabs his leg.
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