History Funny / ReturnOfTheJedi

9th Jan '17 3:17:59 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' Just ''tell them''.\\\

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'''Luke:''' [''calmly''] Just ''tell them''.\\\
16th Dec '16 10:47:19 AM ErikModi
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** Threepio's ''utterly delighted'' "I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo!" is the icing on the cake.
28th Nov '16 9:21:41 AM DynamiteXI
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* Along those same lines, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLjFjp8Fm6U "Lapti Nek"]] from the original version. You've got a space lounge band playing a really cheesy-sounding disco song, then you catch a glimpse of the lead singer, Sy Snootles -- a grotesque alien with a pair of red lips on the end of a long snout, singing in a feminine voice that in no way matches her appearance.
11th Nov '16 6:10:07 PM BossKey
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** Han then goes up to the last guard and taps him on the shoulder, prompting the guard to chase him straight into half a dozen heavily-armed Rebels. Clearly, Han's learned a thing or two from the little escapade aboard the first Death Star.
2nd Oct '16 6:47:24 PM tropower
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-->'''Luke:''' You know what they're saying?
-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communicat--
-->'''Luke:''' What did you tell them?

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-->'''Luke:''' You know what Do you understand anything they're saying?
-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communicat--
-->'''Luke:'''
commu--
-->'''Han:'''
What did are you tell telling them?



-->'''Han''': Well, short help is better than no help at all.

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-->'''Han''': Well, short help is better than no help at all.all, Chewie.



-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little fuzzball - Now there's only one left.

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-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little fuzzball furball - Now there's There's only one left.



* When Luke announces, "This is your last chance, Jabba. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.

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* When Luke announces, "This "Jabba, this is your last chance, Jabba.chance. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.



-->'''Lando''': Wait, I thought you said you were blind!
-->'''Han''': (Original Version) It's alright, trust me./(Special Edition) It's alright, I can see a lot better now.

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-->'''Lando''': Wait, Oh wait, I thought you said you were blind!
-->'''Han''': (Original Version) It's alright, trust me./(Special Don't move!/(Special Edition) It's alright, I can see a lot better now.now. Don't move!



** And immediately following, Han asks "Right, Chewie?" Chewie shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."

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** And immediately following, Han asks "Right, Chewie?" Chewie "Right?" Chewie then shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."



-->'''C-3PO''': His exaltedness decrees that you are to be terminated. Immediately.

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-->'''C-3PO''': His high exaltedness decrees the great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated. Immediately.



-->'''C-3PO''': Therefore, you shall be taken out to the Dune Sea, the nesting place for the all powerful Sarlaac.

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-->''(Salacious Crumb laughs)''
-->'''C-3PO''': Therefore, you shall You will therefore be taken out to the Dune Sea, and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place for the all powerful Sarlaac.



-->'''C-3PO''': In his belly, you will find a new definitely of pain and suffering......as you are slowly digested over a...''thousand years''.

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-->'''C-3PO''': In his belly, you will find a new definitely definition of pain and suffering......as you are slowly digested over a...''thousand years''.



* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks at the end of Episode VI, complete with sound effects.

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* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks at the end of Episode VI, Ewoks, complete with sound effects.


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--->'''A-Wing pilot:''' AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
2nd Oct '16 6:22:18 PM tropower
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* At one point during Luke and Vader's rematch, Luke decides to jump onto the platform above him, or "the high ground" so to speak. If anyone has ever watched Revenge of the Sith, this moment becomes darkly humorous as Vader opts to ''throw'' his lightsaber instead of making the same mistake. It's not hard to imagine Darth thinking "''I'm not falling for that shit again!''"

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* At one point during Luke and Vader's rematch, Luke decides to jump onto the platform above him, or "the high ground" so to speak. If anyone has ever watched Revenge of the Sith, this moment becomes darkly humorous as Vader opts to ''throw'' his lightsaber instead of making the same mistake. It's not hard to imagine Darth thinking "''I'm not falling for that shit again!''"
24th Sep '16 10:26:42 AM SithPanda16
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[[caption-width-right:350:Han after outsmarting a bunch of imperials.]]
14th Sep '16 8:22:38 PM JMQwilleran
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** Maybe it's about the Jedi being dumb as rocks?
7th Aug '16 8:04:22 AM Queenofdragons6
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* Dude, there is nothing more funny than watching a bunch of Ewoks bowing to C-3P0. Except perhaps when they run away in fear of his ''magic''.[[note]](i.e. Luke using the Force to levitate the throne that Threepio is sitting on.)[[/note]]

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* Dude, there is nothing more funny than watching a bunch of Ewoks bowing to C-3P0. Except perhaps when they run away in fear of his ''magic''."magic".[[note]](i.e. Luke using the Force to levitate the throne that Threepio is sitting on.)[[/note]]
7th Jul '16 8:08:09 PM TitoMosquito
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** The title may be ironic, for all we know the band is singing about how much the Jedi sucked.
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