History Funny / ReturnOfTheJedi

18th Mar '17 1:40:44 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* Yoda: "When 900 years old ''you'' reach, look as good, you will not."

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* Yoda: "When 900 years old ''you'' reach, look as good, you will not."not, hmm?"



** ...And then he almost ''immediately'' steps on a twig and gives away his position to the Imperial Scouts.



** CastingGag: That officer is none other than sound effects maestro Ben Burtt, who brought the Wilhelm back into prominence.

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** CastingGag: That officer is none other than sound effects maestro Ben Burtt, who brought the Wilhelm back into prominence. The scream you hear was his own [pretty good] attempt at replicating it.
16th Mar '17 8:48:56 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* When Luke tells the Emperor "Your overconfidence is your weakness" near the end, the way Palpatine delivers the rebuttal "Your faith in your friends is yours" always makes it seem like he might as well have been saying "[[YourMom Yeah, well, your mother.]]" ''WesternAnimation/Robot Chicken'' had the same thought.

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* When Luke tells the Emperor "Your overconfidence is your weakness" near the end, the way Palpatine delivers the rebuttal "Your faith in your friends is yours" always makes it seem like he might as well have been saying "[[YourMom Yeah, well, your mother.]]" ''WesternAnimation/Robot Chicken'' ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' had the same thought.
19th Feb '17 11:11:04 AM SithPanda16
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** Salacious Crumb laughs after Han said "Good, I hate long waits", as if it was a joke.
*** If Kowakian Monkey-Lizards are sapient enough to know things, then he knows that Han will be slowly digested over a thousand years, so will indeed have a long wait before he finally dies.

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** Salacious Crumb laughs after Han said "Good, I hate long waits", as if it was a joke.
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joke. If Kowakian Monkey-Lizards are sapient enough to know things, then he knows that Han will be slowly digested over a thousand years, so will indeed have a long wait before he finally dies.
19th Feb '17 11:10:09 AM SithPanda16
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* [[MemeticMutation "'''IT'S A TRAP!'''']]

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* [[MemeticMutation "'''IT'S '''[[MemeticMutation "IT'S A TRAP!'''']]TRAP!"]]'''
19th Feb '17 11:09:18 AM SithPanda16
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* "'''IT'S A TRAP!''''

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* [[MemeticMutation "'''IT'S A TRAP!''''TRAP!'''']]



-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little furball - There's only one left.
** Han then goes up to the last guard and taps him on the shoulder, prompting the guard to chase him straight into half a dozen heavily-armed Rebels. Clearly, Han's learned a thing or two from the little escapade aboard the first Death Star.

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-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little furball - There's only one left.
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left. Han then goes up to the last guard and taps him on the shoulder, prompting the guard to chase him straight into half a dozen heavily-armed Rebels. Clearly, Han's learned a thing or two from the little escapade aboard the first Death Star.



*** The look Han gives Luke is especially hilarious considering he's still blind at this point and can't be one hundred percent sure he's even snarking at the right person.

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*** ** The look Han gives Luke is especially hilarious considering he's still blind at this point and can't be one hundred percent sure he's even snarking at the right person.



* When Luke announces, "Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.
** Before that Jabba tells them they're free to beg for their lives, which they refuse to. So they probably settle for getting a laugh from an idle threat.

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* When Luke announces, "Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.
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court. Before that Jabba tells them they're free to beg for their lives, which they refuse to. So they probably settle for getting a laugh from an idle threat.



** What really sells it, is you know he was thinking about that infamous kiss in Episode 5. His face was pretty much the same face everyone else had thinking about that kiss in hindsight.
*** Leia must realize this, which is why she kissed him.

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** What really sells it, is you know he was thinking about that infamous kiss in Episode 5. His face was pretty much the same face everyone else had thinking about that kiss in hindsight.
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hindsight. Leia must realize have realized this, which is why she kissed him.



** It's not even a BigNo. He just quietly says [[LittleNo "No."]]



*** The radio drama makes it a fridge tearjerker, 3PO understands the need to keep him out of the loop, but is still disappointed by it.

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*** ** The radio drama makes it a fridge tearjerker, 3PO understands the need to keep him out of the loop, but is still disappointed by it.



* Han's line "Threepio! You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!" is much funnier in the novelization, where he begins saying it while unknowingly facing the wrong way, then Chewbacca turns him around to face the sail barge so he can finish it.
** And immediately following, Han asks Chewie "Right?" Chewie then shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."

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* Han's line "Threepio! You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!" is much funnier in the novelization, where he begins saying it while unknowingly facing the wrong way, then Chewbacca turns him around to face the sail barge so he can finish it.
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it. And immediately following, Han asks Chewie "Right?" Chewie then shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."



* Near the start of the film C-3PO and R2-D2 arrive at Jabba's palace and C-3PO just gives the door a tiny knock before claiming nobody is in. Also C-3PO tries to explain to a security droid they are to see Jabba but the security droid just laughs in a sarcastic manner making C-3PO think they aren't allowed in and attempts to leave only for the door to open.
** Threepio's ''utterly delighted'' "I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo!" is the icing on the cake.

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* Near the start of the film C-3PO and R2-D2 arrive at Jabba's palace and C-3PO just gives the door a tiny knock before claiming nobody is in. Also C-3PO tries to explain to a security droid they are to see Jabba but the security droid just laughs in a sarcastic manner making C-3PO think they aren't allowed in and attempts to leave only for the door to open.
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open. Threepio's ''utterly delighted'' "I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo!" is the icing on the cake.



* The whole "C-3PO is an Ewok god" sequence, especially when the Ewoks misunderstand Threepio's instructions to free his friends.
** Made even funnier when '''Luke''' starts laughing. He's been playing TheStoic the entire movie.
* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks, complete with sound effects.
** The Ewoks reactions are priceless, especially the infants flinching away during the scary parts. Now remember Threepio in ''A New Hope'', saying to Luke that he's "not very good at telling stories. Well, not in making them interesting, anyway."

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* The whole "C-3PO is an Ewok god" sequence, especially when the Ewoks misunderstand Threepio's instructions to free his friends.
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friends. Made even funnier when '''Luke''' starts laughing. He's been playing TheStoic the entire movie.
* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks, complete with sound effects.
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effects. The Ewoks reactions are priceless, especially the infants flinching away during the scary parts. Now remember Threepio in ''A New Hope'', saying to Luke that he's "not very good at telling stories. Well, not in making them interesting, anyway."



*** Particularly his CaptainObvious back and forth with 3PO:

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*** ** Particularly his CaptainObvious back and forth with 3PO:



*** CastingGag: That officer is none other than sound effects maestro Ben Burtt, who brought the Wilhelm back into prominence.
* After the Super Star Destroyer crashes into the Death Star, the Rebels on Admiral Ackbar's ship start cheering wildly. And if you listen carefully, you can hear someone exclaim, "DIE, DICKHEADS!"
** Also hilarious is the reactions of Admiral Piett and a second observing officer on the Super Star Destroyer's bridge just before the A-wing crashes into it.

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*** ** CastingGag: That officer is none other than sound effects maestro Ben Burtt, who brought the Wilhelm back into prominence.
* After the Super Star Destroyer crashes into the Death Star, the Rebels on Admiral Ackbar's ship start cheering wildly. And if you listen carefully, you can hear someone exclaim, "DIE, DICKHEADS!"
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DICKHEADS!" Also hilarious is the reactions of Admiral Piett and a second observing officer on the Super Star Destroyer's bridge just before the A-wing crashes into it.



* When Luke tells the Emperor "Your overconfidence is your weakness" near the end, the way Palpatine delivers the rebuttal "Your faith in your friends is yours" always makes it seem like he might as well have been saying "[[YourMom Yeah, well, your mother.]]"
** ''Robot Chicken'' had the same thought.

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* When Luke tells the Emperor "Your overconfidence is your weakness" near the end, the way Palpatine delivers the rebuttal "Your faith in your friends is yours" always makes it seem like he might as well have been saying "[[YourMom Yeah, well, your mother.]]"
** ''Robot
]]" ''WesternAnimation/Robot Chicken'' had the same thought.



* Jedi Rocks.

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* Jedi Rocks.Rocks
9th Jan '17 3:17:59 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' Just ''tell them''.\\\

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'''Luke:''' [''calmly''] Just ''tell them''.\\\
16th Dec '16 10:47:19 AM ErikModi
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** Threepio's ''utterly delighted'' "I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo!" is the icing on the cake.
28th Nov '16 9:21:41 AM DynamiteXI
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* Along those same lines, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLjFjp8Fm6U "Lapti Nek"]] from the original version. You've got a space lounge band playing a really cheesy-sounding disco song, then you catch a glimpse of the lead singer, Sy Snootles -- a grotesque alien with a pair of red lips on the end of a long snout, singing in a feminine voice that in no way matches her appearance.
11th Nov '16 6:10:07 PM BossKey
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** Han then goes up to the last guard and taps him on the shoulder, prompting the guard to chase him straight into half a dozen heavily-armed Rebels. Clearly, Han's learned a thing or two from the little escapade aboard the first Death Star.
2nd Oct '16 6:47:24 PM tropower
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-->'''Luke:''' You know what they're saying?
-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communicat--
-->'''Luke:''' What did you tell them?

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-->'''Luke:''' You know what Do you understand anything they're saying?
-->'''C-3P0:''' Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communicat--
-->'''Luke:'''
commu--
-->'''Han:'''
What did are you tell telling them?



-->'''Han''': Well, short help is better than no help at all.

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-->'''Han''': Well, short help is better than no help at all.all, Chewie.



-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little fuzzball - Now there's only one left.

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-->'''Han''': Not bad for a little fuzzball furball - Now there's There's only one left.



* When Luke announces, "This is your last chance, Jabba. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.

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* When Luke announces, "This "Jabba, this is your last chance, Jabba.chance. Free us...or die!" It just sounds like an empty, pathetic threat when he says it, even though he and his friends end up laying waste to Jabba's court.



-->'''Lando''': Wait, I thought you said you were blind!
-->'''Han''': (Original Version) It's alright, trust me./(Special Edition) It's alright, I can see a lot better now.

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-->'''Lando''': Wait, Oh wait, I thought you said you were blind!
-->'''Han''': (Original Version) It's alright, trust me./(Special Don't move!/(Special Edition) It's alright, I can see a lot better now.now. Don't move!



** And immediately following, Han asks "Right, Chewie?" Chewie shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."

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** And immediately following, Han asks "Right, Chewie?" Chewie "Right?" Chewie then shakes his head and growls an obvious, needs-no-translation "No."



-->'''C-3PO''': His exaltedness decrees that you are to be terminated. Immediately.

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-->'''C-3PO''': His high exaltedness decrees the great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated. Immediately.



-->'''C-3PO''': Therefore, you shall be taken out to the Dune Sea, the nesting place for the all powerful Sarlaac.

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-->''(Salacious Crumb laughs)''
-->'''C-3PO''': Therefore, you shall You will therefore be taken out to the Dune Sea, and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place for the all powerful Sarlaac.



-->'''C-3PO''': In his belly, you will find a new definitely of pain and suffering......as you are slowly digested over a...''thousand years''.

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-->'''C-3PO''': In his belly, you will find a new definitely definition of pain and suffering......as you are slowly digested over a...''thousand years''.



* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks at the end of Episode VI, complete with sound effects.

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* [=C-3PO=] narrating the whole Star Wars story to the Ewoks at the end of Episode VI, Ewoks, complete with sound effects.


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--->'''A-Wing pilot:''' AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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