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* "THE FORTY DOLLARS YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD '''CRAP!!!'''

* When Skips (who is the team's best player by far, and the reason they've done so well) tells the guys during their pre-match meeting he can't play the tournament, Benson changes the topic from a tentative schedule for who gets to have the trophy on what days of the week to “Losing, and how to deal with it. Because we’re going to lose”.

'''Mordecai''': More at 11.\\

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[[AC: 310 -- Rap It Up]]

[[AC: 311 -- Cruisin']]

[[AC: 312 -- Under the Hood]]

[[AC: 313 -- Weekend at Benson's]]

[[AC: 314 -- Fortune Cookie]]

[[AC: 315 -- Think Positive]]

[[AC: 316 -- Skips vs. Technology]]

[[AC: 317 -- Butt Dial]]

[[AC: 318 -- Eggscellent]]

[[AC: 319 -- Gut Model]]

[[AC: 320 -- Video Game Wizards]]

[[AC: 322 -- The Best Burger in the World]]

[[AC: 323 -- Replaced]]

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--'''Muscle Man:''' [[VisualPun I told you I was ripped!]]

** The die isn't even fifty-sided like it says on the box; there's only forty-eight sides, and two marbles alongside it.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvYYe7aP0 Anytime Muscle Man starts screaming.]]

-->'''Mordecai''': We're just heading up to the campgrounds.
-->'''Park Ranger''': Oh, Vine Rich or Valley Fields?
-->'''Mordecai''': [[MathematiciansAnswer Yeah, mm-hmm.]]
-->'''Park Ranger''': ''(confused)'' ...alright; well, here's the map.

* Right after Benson’s epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, Mordecai and Rigby lose their hearing while lying in a hole. They are completely confused on what Benson, Pops and Skips are laughing at.

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* Rigby telling Mordecai that he didn't pack the tent because he wanted to bring the tarps -- ''but he forgot those too.''

** When the restaurant owner kicks Mordecai, Rigby, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the cart]] out for starting a brawl, he says "This is a 'family restaurant'" complete with air quotes.

'''Pops''': Yay! One pin! One pin!

* That the martial arts school Rigby goes to is called "Death Kwon Do", featuring moves such as the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "Death Punch of Death"]]. When the master threatens to kick him out, he gives Rigby until the count of 3 "of Death" to leave.

* "This better not be the ostrich thing with the balls again".

-->'''Rigby''': The only thing you're better than me at is being a big piece of [[CurseCutShort sh-]]\\
'''Mordecai''': (punch)

* When Mordecai and Rigby return with Benson's burnt sandwich, he demands an answer. Rigby [[CryingWolf tries telling him the events of the episode]], but Benson doesn't believe him. So Mordecai simply states "We ran over it by accident".
-->'''Benson''': See? Was it so hard to tell the truth?

* "THE 80'S CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR CELL PHONES BACK!"

-->'''Pops''': Oh and boys be careful, I think those phones cause brain tumors! *Pops turns around and his head starts pulsing*\\
'''Pops''': (gets hit by Mordecai's car) Ha ha ha ha!\\
'''Pops''': I'm holding to talk with Joe Mamma! (Tone from phone)

-->'''Benson''': Ring, ring. Hello, what's that? Mordecai and Rigby are banned from using the house phone? Okay! (proceeds to smash the phone up) GOOD LUCK MAKING YOUR PRANK CALLS NOW!!!

-->'''Mordecai''': Aw man, these aren't even the cool clothes from the Eighties!

-->'''Muscle Man''': I know someone who can help!\\
'''Benson''': If you say "your mom", you're fired!\\

'''Muscle Man''': MY MOM!\\
'''Benson''': GET OUT!\\
'''Muscle Man''': [[WorthIt It was ''worth it!'']] *high-fives HFG*

-->'''Young!Rigby''': Guys! Guys! Guys! Watch me blow out the candles, guys!\\

'''Don''': Hey Rigby. Happy birthday, bro.\\
'''Rigby''': Wha...wha...I told you to stay in the basement!\\
'''Don''': Oh. Sorry, bro. Just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.\\
'''Rigby''': I don't want your freaking sugar!

-->'''Mordecai''': Dude, how do you feel?\\

'''Rigby''': [[DelayedReaction DAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!]]

--->'''Rigby''':WHY ISN'T MORE FOOD WORKING?!!

*** -->'''Rigby''' Ooh! Ooh! Ow! No, wait, (body) don't go!

** "Its a bucket of diarrhea!"

-->'''Present!Rigby''': Hey, in the future, do we get that thing we've always wanted?\\
'''Future!Rigby''': Oh, we've got it.\\

-->'''Benson''': [[DeadpanSnarker This is going to be a trainwreck.]]\\
'''Pops''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oooh, I LOVE trains!!]]

* '''Mordecai''': No dude, not another horror movie. Last time, I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week.

** He really should have used the Death Punch if he still remembers it.

--> '''Rigby''': (tongue-kisses Margaret) Uh, oh, yeah! Uhh, uhh, oh yeah...oh...

--> '''Girl in trailer''': Hahahaha! Ohhhh...[[LargeHam Why doesn't he like me?!]] ([[{{Wangst}} falls down onto bed crying]])

-->'''Muscleman''' (regarding a year): That's almost, like 400 days!

* The crudely drawn picture of Mordecai and Rigby washing the car and a ''jet'' saying "You guys are doing great".

-->'''Muscle Man''': I learned that Mordecai can go a long time without blinking!\\
'''Mordecai''': Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore. Somebody get me some eye drops?\\

'''Mordecai''': Take me to the hospital.

-->'''Benson''': Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?\\
'''Muscle Man''': Yeah, and you know who ''else'' has seen Pops today?\\
'''Benson''': (''dryly'') Who, your mom?\\
'''Muscle Man''': I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?
* Mordecai and Rigby try to get Pops to practice giving a speech by just pretending that he's addressing a crowd. Pops laments that they must have left already because "they hated his speech." Rigby tries to help by taping a picture of some tough-looking rock musicians to Pops' head, and tells Pops to address those guys instead. [[TheDitz Pops panics, wonders where those guys came from, screams "GET AWAY!!," and then accidentally runs face-first into a telephone pole]].

-->'''Rigby''': Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?\\
'''Mordecai''': We don't have time for this!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else doesn't have time for this?\\
'''Mordecai & Rigby''': Uhh!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else says "uhh"? (''beat'') MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost)

-->'''Muscle Man''': You know who taught him? [[SubvertedCatchphrase My Uncle John. He's a mechanic.]] [{{Beat}}] You know who taught him? MY MOM!

-->'''Mordecai''': I really hate Muscle Man.\\
'''Rigby''': You know who else really hates Muscle Man?

-->'''Crowd''': *Boos*\\
'''GBF''': Oh, boo yourselves! [[SmallNameBigEgo I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson!]]
* The world record that Mordecai and Rigby beat was 1.250.000. GBF's Universal record that he prized so highly? 1.250.'''001'''
* Mordecai's EpicFail at his first attempt at Broken Bones.
-->'''Rigby''': How do you score negative points? How is that even ''[[BeyondTheImpossible possible?]]''

-->'''Mordecai''': Look Benson. I know we don't normally have good excuses for why we don't do stuff. But we definitely have a good one this time. [[ItMakeSenseInContext That horse, right there, fell out of the sky and has to pass a U.S. History test or the whole Earth is gonna explode.]]

** When the fusion is completed [[ButtMonkey Benson's head sticks out of the mecha, instead of being inside as a pilot]]

** The destroyer of worlds chases Mordecai and Rigby at starts shooting lasers at them.

-->'''Rigby''': C'mon, let's go! Sheesh, you take ''forever!''\\
'''Mordecai''': We're sorry! Pops had to go to the bathroom.\\
'''Pops''': (merrily) [[TooMuchInformation Twice!]]

** Followed by Mordecai's indignant reaction: "You ''drillbit''! What else did you send?"
* "...WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP!"

* The little boy yelling "'''JUST DRIVE THE BUS YOU CRAZY SLOP JOCKEY!!!'''" at Benson

* "Oh who unleashed Destroyer of Worlds? Good show!"
* Pops grabs onto some balloons, then floating up in the air.
* He'll be like, "Oh no, my gumballs!"
* Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost picking up the "special" entertainment (a clown with a hangover and a horse.)

-->'''Mordecai''': Dude! Quit messing the buttons! You're messin' up the legs!\\

* When Mordecai tells an angry Benson, "We totally set up those chairs" pan camera to the kids in the chairs, cheering while surrounded by a fiery inferno the Destroyer caused. Bonus points for Muscle Man and HFG among them, with Muscle Man swinging his shirt around saying "WHOO! This birthday party is hot!"
* When Benson notices all of the destruction after the Destroyer of Worlds was killed:

'''Mordecai''': Whooa, sounds like your life ''sucks''.\\

-->'''Mordecai:''' "One day, Rigby, you'll understand the real reason people go to concerts."\\
'''Rigby:''' Yeah, whatever, I already know, okay? It's to listen to music!

* Benson: Haha, are you serious? Fist Pump? Do you know what kind of people go to those concerts?
-->'''Muscle Man:''' (Standing on a cart and twirling his shirt while High-Five Ghost Drives) WHOOOOOO! THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES! WE GOT TWO TICKETS TO FIST PUMP! SEE YOU LATER, GRANDMAS!

* In "Death Punchies", the montage of Rigby losing to everyone (even Pops) at Punchies(Pops punch sends Rigby flying into a cabinet and onto the floor). Especially the part with Skips, where it cuts to a helicopter taking Rigby's body away. '''''WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH'''''

--->'''Mordecai''': WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO! (impersonates a doctor) Quick doctor, both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. If we want anyone to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we have to do a complete butt-transplant stat!\\

* The sensei saying [[BigNo NNNOOOOOOOOO]]!

--> '''Muscle Man''': Ohh no bro.
* '''Rigby''': YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!! [Throws phone book at door, which bounces right into his face.]
* Rigby dying almost immediately after getting a chance to become player 1.

''Mordecai holds the eye drop over his eye. The drop dissolves in midair.''\\

** The die isn't even 50-sided like it says on the box; there's only forty-eight sides.

* Skip throwing expired bologna all over the place.

** [[FreezeFrameBonus The meat that they showed in the commercial that they fast-forwarded through]] and [[IAteWhat judging by the type meat they have]] it's understandable why they fast forwarded it. Also, don't let some of the names fool you, [[AluminumChristmasTrees these are in fact real animals]], including [[ImAHumanitarian long pig]]:

* The part where Benson is giving out plaques for the employees for their accomplishments, such as the one for Skips for never taking a day off. Since Pops is just the [[PointyHairedBoss son of the guy who owns the park]] and doesn't really do much in terms of being an employee, (but is still really liked by everyone for being such a nice dude,) Benson gives him a plaque for [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments helping a baby bird back into its nest]]. It was a pretty chuckle-worthy moment.

** When Mordecai shows off an ugly miniature of a "Pixie Wizard" included with the game, the store manager tries to assure customers there are other characters. Mordecai retaliates that there really isn't, because ''every'' character in the guidebook is just a redrawn Pixie Wizard.

* While trying to keep Muscle Man from getting in touch with Starla, Mordecai and Rigby rip the computer off the desk and prepare to trash it. Only to meet the [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theregularshow/images/f/fd/S4E12.085_Benson_Popping_a_Vein_Out.png throbbing head vein]] of Benson. They put it back. Very gently.

* While trying to keep Muscle Man from getting in touch with Starla, Mordecai and Rigby rip the computer off the desk and prepare to trash it. Only to meet the [[http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130208172704/theregularshow/images/d/d5/RS412_mp4_snapshot_05_42_-2013_01_21_19_29_19-.jpg throbbing head vein]] of Benson. They put it back. Very gently.

** A massive bar brawl breaks out almost immediately after he starts singing - [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} this being Pops]], he doesn't seem to notice anything wrong and just goes on singing and enjoying himself, so his performance becomes SoundtrackDissonance for the rest of the scene.

* Rigby telling Mordecai that he didn't pack the tent because he wanted to bring the tarps -- ''[[WhatAnIdiot but he forgot those too.]]''

* Rigby playing a video game called "Gym Class" and [[WhatAnIdiot believing he'd actually get stronger from it]].

* Just the fact that [[WhatAnIdiot Benson apparently didn't explain to Pops that they were having a Renaissance fair]], thus Pops panicking and believing that he was in Medieval times ''was totally Benson's fault''.