History Funny / RedVsBlue

15th Mar '17 1:57:11 AM Ravenhull
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-->'''Washington''': ''(megaphone voice)'' Red Team. Attention, Red Team. Cease fire. Cease, fire.
-->'''Church''': How do you do that megaphone thing with your voice?
-->'''Wash''': ''(regular voice)'' It's a voice amplifier. It's standard issue, all our suits have one.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Wash''': ''(megaphone voice)'' We are not your enemy. My name is Agent Washington. I am part of a special task force-
-->'''Church''': ''(megaphone voice)'' Testing, te- holy shit, it does work! This is badass.
-->'''Wash''': Stop that!
-->'''Church''': Ah! Don't use that thing right next to me. You're killing my ears ya douche.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Wash''': I am a special agent. From Command!
-->'''Church''': And this is the voice of God. Give up your evil ways. Join the Blue Team-- ''[Washington punches him]'' Ow! Hey come on, seriously, you're gonna break it.

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-->'''Washington''': ''(megaphone voice)'' Red Team. Attention, Red Team. Cease fire. Cease, fire.
-->'''Church''':
fire.\\
'''Church''':
How do you do that megaphone thing with your voice?
-->'''Wash''':
voice?\\
'''Wash''':
''(regular voice)'' It's a voice amplifier. It's standard issue, all our suits have one.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Wash''':
one.\\
''[...]''\\
'''Wash''':
''(megaphone voice)'' We are not your enemy. My name is Agent Washington. I am part of a special task force-
-->'''Church''':
force-\\
'''Church''':
''(megaphone voice)'' Testing, te- holy shit, it does work! This is badass.
-->'''Wash''':
badass.\\
'''Wash''':
Stop that!
-->'''Church''':
that!\\
'''Church''':
Ah! Don't use that thing right next to me. You're killing my ears ya douche.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Wash''':
douche.\\
''[...]''\\
'''Wash''':
I am a special agent. From Command!
-->'''Church''':
Command!\\
'''Church''':
And this is the voice of God. Give up your evil ways. Join the Blue Team-- ''[Washington punches him]'' Ow! Hey come on, seriously, you're gonna break it.



-->'''Church:''' Man. It got pretty quiet out there. You don't think they're really working with the Meta, do you?
-->''(Grif runs by, being chased by a tumbling jeep thrown earlier by the Meta.)''
-->'''Grif:''' Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, ooooh God!
''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Wash:'''...No.

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-->'''Church:''' Man. It got pretty quiet out there. You don't think they're really working with the Meta, do you?
-->''(Grif
you?\\
''(Grif
runs by, being chased by a tumbling jeep thrown earlier by the Meta.)''
-->'''Grif:'''
)''\\
'''Grif:'''
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, ooooh God!
''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Wash:'''...
God!\\
''{{Beat}}'' \\
'''Wash:'''...
No.
14th Mar '17 8:05:08 PM Wiseoung-5
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* How do Church and Washington ultimately conclude that the Red Team aren't working with the Meta?

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* How do Church and Washington ultimately conclude that the Red Team aren't working with the Meta?Meta:



-->'''Wash:''' ''{{Beat}}'' No.

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-->'''Wash:''' ''{{Beat}}'' ''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Wash:'''...
No.
14th Mar '17 12:51:54 PM BobSaget9
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* At the end of the previous episode, Church, back in a proper body, confronts Tex in a Badass way. At the beginning of ''this'' episode, we see that Tex has Church in a headlock, and is beating him over the head with the Monitor. "Tex, you are embarrassing me!"

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* ** At the end of the previous episode, Church, back in a proper body, confronts Tex in a Badass way. At the beginning of ''this'' episode, we see that Tex has Church in a headlock, and is beating him over the head with the Monitor. "Tex, you are embarrassing me!"
8th Mar '17 10:53:45 AM Wiseoung-5
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8th Mar '17 10:53:44 AM Wiseoung-5
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* O'Malley meets Andy.
28th Feb '17 12:29:10 PM cybertoy0
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* "Being wrong is not a democracy!"

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* Wash outlines his plan to destroy the Meta's AI using Command's Electro Magnetic Pulse, but gets sidetracked by the proper pronunciation of the acronym; While Wash prefers o say the letters, the Reds and Blues get insist on saying the word those letters spell, Emp. "Being wrong is not a democracy!"
26th Feb '17 4:58:32 PM nombretomado
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* Episode 5 is basically Film/TheLegoMovie but with Red vs Blue.

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* Episode 5 is basically Film/TheLegoMovie ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'' but with Red vs Blue.
20th Feb '17 6:44:29 PM cybertoy0
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* The fourth 360 video is from [[CloudCuckoolander Caboose's]] perspective. The result is hearing [[{{Jerkass}} Church]] suddenly talk about friendship at the drop of a hat and Sarge having a pirate accent. Not too mention the drawings that keep popping up.
16th Feb '17 10:51:58 AM DinoCam1795
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--> '''Andy:''' Uhhh I mean uhhh Alien baby! Uh that's shocking! I am shocked. ("Uhh, I mean uhh, Alien baby? How could that have happened? I am just as shocked as you are..." may be played instead)

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--> '''Andy:''' Uhhh I mean uhhh Alien baby! Uh that's shocking! I am shocked. ("Uhh, Uhh, I mean uhh, Alien baby? How could that have happened? I am just as shocked as you are..." may be played instead)
16th Feb '17 10:50:33 AM DinoCam1795
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--> '''Andy:''' Yeah. Unless the alien impregnated him. They infect the host with a parasitic embryo.
--> '''Church:''' WHAT?! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
--> '''Andy:''' Er uh, I mean uh... ''alien baby''?! That's shocking! I am shocked.

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--> '''Andy:''' Yeah. Unless Yeah, unless the alien Alien impregnated him. They That's what they do, they infect the host with a parasitic embryo.
embryo. Hahaha! But you already knew that, right? Right?
--> '''Church:''' WHAT?! What? NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
--> '''Andy:''' Er uh, Uhhh I mean uh... ''alien baby''?! That's uhhh Alien baby! Uh that's shocking! I am shocked.shocked. ("Uhh, I mean uhh, Alien baby? How could that have happened? I am just as shocked as you are..." may be played instead)
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