History Funny / RedVsBlue

30th Jun '16 9:02:43 AM nmn3r3
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** [[spoiler:Well, until it turns out it was a dud. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I swear, this never happened before]].]]

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** [[spoiler:Well, until it turns out it was a dud. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything ]]
-->'''Andy:''' [[spoiler:[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
I swear, this never happened before]].]]



--> '''[[spoiler:Epsilon!]]Simmons''': [[spoiler:[[CloudCuckoolander Caboose]] is... {{God}}?]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext I guess that makes sense now that I think about it]]. Sure explains the fuck out of the [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi platypus]]."

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--> '''[[spoiler:Epsilon!]]Simmons''': [[spoiler:[[CloudCuckoolander Caboose]] is... {{God}}?]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext I guess that makes sense now that I think about it]]. Sure explains the fuck out of the [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi platypus]]."


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*** Wyoming has ''fanboys'' of all things, and two of them are helping him fight York.


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** In order to get them to help Carolina earlier, Wash lied and told the Blood Gulch Crew that they were probably wanted criminals at this point, with no choice but to run around with her. Fast forward to this episode, and it turns out the wanted criminals part is true.
28th Jun '16 10:20:32 AM BeastC
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** Turf continues proving himself to be the "Sarge" of FH57 by coming up with completely grandiose and impractical plans to distract and/or kill the Blues. When Morgan convinces him to scout out Blood Gulch instead of engaging in the SuicideAttack mentioned above, Turf still wants to draw the Blues away from [[TankGoodness Sheila]] by [[NoKillLikeOverkill blowing up a whole mountain with tons of C4]]---which is not only unnecessary, but impossible, seeing as how the scouting team didn't even ''bring'' C4.

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** Turf continues proving himself to be the "Sarge" of FH57 [=FH57=] by coming up with completely grandiose and impractical plans to distract and/or kill the Blues. When Morgan convinces him to scout out Blood Gulch instead of engaging in the SuicideAttack mentioned above, Turf still wants to draw the Blues away from [[TankGoodness Sheila]] by [[NoKillLikeOverkill blowing up a whole mountain with tons of C4]]---which is not only unnecessary, but impossible, seeing as how the scouting team didn't even ''bring'' C4.



* FH57's away team running into Caboose, who was summoned by Sue's "desert dance". Of course, Caboose finds the sudden appearance of graphically superior Red soldiers plotting to kill him and his team on the cliffs to be simply "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight weird]]."

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* FH57's ** [=FH57's=] away team running into Caboose, who was summoned by Sue's "desert dance". Of course, Caboose finds the sudden appearance of graphically superior Red soldiers plotting to kill him and his team on the cliffs to be simply "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight weird]]."
28th Jun '16 10:19:17 AM BeastC
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* FH57's away team running into Caboose, who was summoned by Sue's "desert dance". Of course, Caboose finds the sudden appearance of graphically superior Red soldiers plotting to kill him and his team on the cliffs to be simply "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight weird]]."
27th Jun '16 2:52:49 AM ProfessorP
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** Cherry assures the Creator/Funhaus Reds that her old alien programming is gone, and that she's happy to serve "feeble human scum."

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** Cherry assures the Creator/Funhaus Creator/{{Funhaus}} Reds that her old alien programming is gone, and that she's happy to serve "feeble human scum."



*** What was the designation of this enemy team that was so unceremoniously KilledOffscreen? [[Creator/AchievementHunter AH13]].

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*** ** What was the designation of this enemy team that was so unceremoniously KilledOffscreen? [[Creator/AchievementHunter AH13]].


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** Another RunningGag of Santos complaining about the ship not having a wine-bar.


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** Santos discovers that Peake actually found the aliens that own the spaceship in the cargo hold, but has been covertly taking care of them due to having been ignored every time he tried to tell the others. What's the first thought that comes into his head? Using them to take over the ship...so that he can finally have that wine-bar he's always wanted.
27th Jun '16 2:32:48 AM ProfessorP
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-->"Was it our plan to have a giant spaceship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that moment like some badass Red soldiers entrenched in a seemingly never-ending battle with our cerulean enemy? HELL YEAH!"



-->"Was it our plan to have a giant spaceship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that moment like some badass Red soldiers entrenched in a seemingly never-ending battle with our cerulean enemy? HELL YEAH!"
27th Jun '16 2:27:07 AM ProfessorP
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** Cherry assures the Funhaus Reds that her old alien programming is gone, and that she's happy to serve "feeble human scum."

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** Cherry assures the Funhaus Creator/Funhaus Reds that her old alien programming is gone, and that she's happy to serve "feeble human scum."


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*** What was the designation of this enemy team that was so unceremoniously KilledOffscreen? [[Creator/AchievementHunter AH13]].


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** Turf continues proving himself to be the "Sarge" of FH57 by coming up with completely grandiose and impractical plans to distract and/or kill the Blues. When Morgan convinces him to scout out Blood Gulch instead of engaging in the SuicideAttack mentioned above, Turf still wants to draw the Blues away from [[TankGoodness Sheila]] by [[NoKillLikeOverkill blowing up a whole mountain with tons of C4]]---which is not only unnecessary, but impossible, seeing as how the scouting team didn't even ''bring'' C4.
27th Jun '16 2:12:13 AM ProfessorP
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-->"Was it our plan to have a giant spaceship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that moment like some badass soldiers? HELL YEAH!"

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-->"Was it our plan to have a giant spaceship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that moment like some badass soldiers? Red soldiers entrenched in a seemingly never-ending battle with our cerulean enemy? HELL YEAH!"YEAH!"
** A RunningGag is established of [[ButtMonkey Captain Morgan]] being mocked for sharing a name with a brand of rum.


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** Turf's plan to wipe out the Blood Gulch Blues? The same way that FH57's Blue enemies were killed: [[SuicideAttack crashing Cherry into their base]]. Needless to say, the other soldiers are less than enthusiastic about this....
-->'''Morgan:''' Er, Colonel, don't you think you're being a bit rash?
-->'''Turf:''' Do you think they called [[UsefulNotes George Washington]] rash?!
-->'''Drag:''' [[AnalogyBackfire George Washington didn't try to crash a spaceship into a base hidden in a box canyon full of blue-armored space-marines]]!
-->'''Turf:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Heh, sounds like I got one up on Washington himself]]! Sink your wooden teeth into that, George!
26th Jun '16 11:40:08 AM BeastC
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--->'''Grif''': It was worth it...
*** When they return to their sets:
---->'''Grif''': [[DrivenToSuicide Kill me...]]
25th Jun '16 6:56:21 PM PixelKnight
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** Sarge got his name by taking "dress for the job you want" to it's [[InsaneTrollLogic illogical conclusion.]]

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** Sarge got [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep his name name]] by taking "dress for the job you want" to it's [[InsaneTrollLogic illogical conclusion.]]
23rd Jun '16 6:46:29 AM nmn3r3
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* Episode 6
** Cherry assures the Funhaus Reds that her old alien programming is gone, and that she's happy to serve "feeble human scum."
** How did the Funhaus Reds defeat their rival blue team? They didn't. [[SpaceshipGirl Cherry]] did.
-->"Was it our plan to have a giant spaceship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that moment like some badass soldiers? HELL YEAH!"
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