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5th Apr '17 11:11:50 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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** At the end of the subsequent scene, where Captain Hollister threatens to throw them in The Hole the next time they screw up, Rimmer inexplicably [[TooDumbToLive shakes Hollister's hand on his way out]].
-->'''Capt. Hollister:''' ''<with his hair already starting to fall out>'' TAKE THEM TO THE HOLE!
5th Apr '17 11:02:17 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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* The exchange between Cat and Lister when Lister is trying to convince Cat that he's "Cloister the Stupid":
-->'''Cat:''' Listen, you stupid monkey! Cloister's another name for... for God!
-->'''Lister:''' That's what I'm sayin'! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Your. God!]]
-->'''Cat:''' ''<{{beat}}>'' OK. ''<pushes his bowl of cereal across in front of Lister>'' Turn this into a woman.
-->'''Lister:''' I'm serious.
-->'''Cat:''' [[LovableSexManiac So am I!]]
27th Feb '17 9:51:23 PM SPBurke
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* This one exchange:
-->'''Rimmer:''' You can't whack Death on the head!
-->'''Lister:''' If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!
27th Feb '17 9:50:00 PM SPBurke
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* Lister having gone to some lengths to smuggle the cat onboard and hide it from the rest of the crew, only to be foiled after he took a photo of himself [[WhatAnIdiot with the cat]] and sent it down to the photography lab to be developed.

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* Lister having gone to some lengths to smuggle the cat onboard and hide it from the rest of the crew, only to be foiled after he took a photo of himself [[WhatAnIdiot with the cat]] and sent it down to the photography lab to be developed. It's kind of hilarious to think that THIS one event is what set the entire plot of the series in motion.
11th Feb '17 1:56:50 AM DoctorNemesis
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* It's brutal, but the utterly nonchalant bluntness with which the other members of the crew confirm Rimmer's suspicion that everything they said to free him and themselves from the psy-moon that was trapping them there via Rimmer's self-loathing is also hilarious.
11th Feb '17 1:50:10 AM DoctorNemesis
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** "Oh, ''that'' Rimmer."
17th Jan '17 5:22:56 AM DoctorNemesis
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-->'''Kryten:''' A ''superlative'' suggestion, sir, with only ''two'' minor drawbacks: 1) We don't have defensive shields, 2) We ''don't have'' defensive shields. Now, I realise that is the same suggestion, but it was such a big one I thought it worth mentioning twice.

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-->'''Kryten:''' A ''superlative'' suggestion, sir, with only ''two'' minor drawbacks: 1) We don't have defensive shields, 2) We ''don't have'' defensive shields. Now, I realise that is the same suggestion, just one flaw, but it was such a big one I thought it worth mentioning twice.
17th Jan '17 5:06:43 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''The Cat:''' What's gotten into you guys? This is like Saturday night at the Wailing Wall? Why is it always ''me'' that has to be the strong one? ''[Weeping]'' I mean, you guys just fall apart!

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'''The Cat:''' What's gotten into you guys? This is like Saturday night at the Wailing Wall? Wall! Why is it always ''me'' that has to be the strong one? ''[Weeping]'' I mean, Without me, you guys would just fall apart!
17th Jan '17 5:05:38 AM DoctorNemesis
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* The effects of the toxin manifest quite suddenly:
-->'''Kryten:''' Some kind of sea creature, a life form we have never encountered before attacked this ship. Its defence mechanism is a curious one. It secretes a venom, a poison, possibly even a hallucinogenic, which dysfunctions its prey by inducing despair. That's why the crew-members, and even that fish, committed suicide. Unfortunately, we have become contaminated. It's a greatly reduced dose but we may find that we do experience ''[Sudden sobbing]'' ''moments'' ''[Recovers; back to normal]'' of despair and anguish.\\
'''Rimmer:''' What about Lister and the Cat?\\
'''Lister:''' I'm okay; I don't seem to have been affected. ''[Suddenly snivelling]'' It's true, I don't think anyone's ever truly loved me in my entire life, but there's nothing new about that.\\
'''The Cat:''' What's gotten into you guys? This is like Saturday night at the Wailing Wall? Why is it always ''me'' that has to be the strong one? ''[Weeping]'' I mean, you guys just fall apart!
17th Jan '17 4:53:43 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''The Cat:''' > You haven't SEEN it!

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'''The Cat:''' > You haven't SEEN it!it!\\
'''Lister:''' > The lower half of my body has gone numb.\\
'''The Cat:''' > That's probably for the best.\\
'''Lister:''' > It's moving\\
'''The Cat:''' > Oh [[SymbolSwearing *#%^**]]!!
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