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2nd Feb '16 10:00:57 AM Geoduck
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* And at the very end of the episode, the conclusion to Lister's long moralistic rant: -->'''Lister:''' ...That's why in our universe there can never be true, eternal justice -- good things will happen to bad people, and bad things will happen to good people. It's the way it's got to be. Life, by its very nature, has to be cruel, unkind and unfairrrr...!\\ ''(He falls down an open maintenance shaft.)''\\ '''Cat:''' Thank God for that. ''(slams the shaft's cover-hatch shut.)''
17th Jan '16 5:55:36 AM LorienTheYounger
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* The end credits of "Justice", where the cast all sing along with the theme song. Then, right at the end: --> '''Craig:''' [[DreadfulMusician So that's why you all act!]]
17th Jan '16 5:50:25 AM LorienTheYounger
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* A blooper from the scene in "Emohawk" where Rimmer learns he has severe health problems. "I knew it! It's the heart attacks– well, not the heart bloody attacks." (''audience laughs as Chris mimes having a heart attack'')[[spoiler: He was supposed to say "headaches".]]
20th Dec '15 3:31:51 AM ZanderSchubert
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9b5uAHzpc FISH!]] Today's Fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal! (repeat 5 more times)
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9b5uAHzpc com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4 FISH!]] Today's Fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal! (repeat 5 more times)
19th Dec '15 2:49:42 AM WanderingBrowser
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* The ending of the normal film is brilliant BlackComedy, where, after all's said and done, Lister complains he still doesn't know where to find a curryhouse in Dallas. Cue the others promptly dragging Lister behind a fence and delivering a grand old curbstomping -- even Kryten, currently disguised as a police officer, starts belting Lister over the head with his truncheon! ** Then, if you're lucky enough to see the Extended version of the editing, we have Rimmer punishing Kryten by using him as a voltmeter and sending his eyeballs flying across the room, Lister realizing that [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot he could have just used the timedrive to snatch Red Dwarf's curry supply from before the damage occurred]], and Rimmer tricking Lister into jettisoning himself off into space in the rear half of Starbug.
16th Dec '15 3:13:40 PM LongLiveHumour
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-->"But I was only gone two minutes!
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-->"But I was only gone two minutes!minutes!"
15th Dec '15 10:42:20 AM LongLiveHumour
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'''Rimmer''': I didn't, I nearly died of malnutrition.\\\\
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'''Rimmer''': I didn't, I nearly died of malnutrition.\\\\\\\
15th Dec '15 10:41:59 AM LongLiveHumour
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'''Cat''': My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry. Hey, there you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have to eat!\\ '''Lister''': Shhhhh. Not now, man. Rimmer's dad's died.\\
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'''Cat''': My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry. Hey, there you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have ''have'' to eat!\\ '''Lister''': Shhhhh. Not now, man. ''Shhhhh.'' Rimmer's dad's died.\\
15th Dec '15 10:40:38 AM LongLiveHumour
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* The first half of the episode cemented Rimmer's status as JerkassWoobie, but it's also a cavalcade of [[BlackComedy graveyard humour]]: -->'''Rimmer''': [Father] had this fixation that we all had to get into the Space Corps. At meal times he'd ask us questions on astronavigation. If we got them wrong -- no food.\\ '''Lister''': God, Rimmer, how did you cope with that?\\ '''Rimmer''': I didn't, I nearly died of malnutrition.\\\\ ''(The Cat enters yowling and destroys the moment)''\\ '''Cat''': My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry. Hey, there you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have to eat!\\ '''Lister''': Shhhhh. Not now, man. Rimmer's dad's died.\\ '''Cat''': I'd prefer chicken.
15th Dec '15 7:00:42 AM LongLiveHumour
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* Kryten's rebellion, while mainly a [[Awesome/RedDwarf Moment of Awesome]], is also hilarious, especially with Chris Barrie clearly struggling to keep a straight angry face.
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