History Funny / RedDwarf

22nd Sep '16 2:59:01 PM Scorntex
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** When the nurse reveals Duane Dibbley's name. Nobody knows who that is, then the camera cuts to the Cat's face as [[OhCrap it sinks in]].
* Rimmer's ''hair''.


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** And indeed, when they meet the government agent, Kryten tries pulling rank and is told he is part of traffic control.
* The fact that the evil fascist government have posters advertising themselves.
-->'''Lister:''' "Vote Fascist for another glorious decade of total law enforcement"?
21st Sep '16 5:27:51 PM LorienTheYounger
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* Kryten learns he is a cyborg detective, working for the police department's Cybernautic Division — and his real name is [[AwesomeMcCoolname Jake Bullet]].
-->'''Kryten:''' "Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective". I like that! That sounds like the kind of hard-living flatfoot who gets the job done by [[CowboyCop cutting corners and bucking authority]]! And if those [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pen-pushers up at City Hall]] don't like it, well, they can park their overpaid fat asses on ''this'' mid-digit! (''[[FlippingTheBird extends his mid-digit]]'') And swivel 'til they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon!
-->'''Rimmer:''' On the other hand, "Mr Bullet", perhaps the Cybernautic Division is in charge of traffic control. And you just happen to have a rather silly macho name.
15th Sep '16 1:25:03 PM Ball7
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--> You see for me everything's mister; (''points at a flask'') Mr Flask, (''points at Danny'') Mr Cat, (''points up'') Mr Microphone, (''points at himself'') Mr Rather-Sad-Knob!

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--> You see for me everything's mister; (''points at a flask'') Mr Flask, (''points at Danny'') Mr Cat, (''points up'') Mr Microphone, (''points at himself'') his groin'') Mr Rather-Sad-Knob!
31st Aug '16 5:23:16 AM LorienTheYounger
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-->'''Lister:''' Rimmer, what Westerns have you seen? "[[Film/ButchSundanceAndTheSundanceKid Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid]]"?

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-->'''Lister:''' Rimmer, what Westerns have you seen? "[[Film/ButchSundanceAndTheSundanceKid "[[Film/ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid]]"?
31st Aug '16 5:22:47 AM LorienTheYounger
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* Rimmer, Lister and Cat enter the AR Western saloon, and go to order drinks.
-->'''Rimmer:''' I've seen Westerns. I know how to speak cowboy. Leave the talking to me.
-->(''swaggers up to the bar'')
-->'''Rimmer:''' Dry white wine and a Perrier, please. And what about you two chaps?
-->'''Lister:''' Rimmer, what Westerns have you seen? "[[Film/ButchSundanceAndTheSundanceKid Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid]]"?
29th Aug '16 12:06:17 PM LBHills
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--> '''Lister''': I'm supposed to have given them five sacred laws! I've broken ''four'' of them myself! I've had broken the fifth but there's no sheep on board...

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--> '''Lister''': I'm supposed to have given them five sacred laws! I've broken ''four'' of them myself! I've had I'd have broken the fifth but there's no sheep on board...
board.
28th Aug '16 7:55:36 AM LorienTheYounger
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* Lister annoying the absolute hell out of Rimmer for a bet in the opening scene by telling him about his relationship with Yvonne [=McGruder=]. What really sells it is Rimmer getting visibly more angry by the second.
-->'''Lister''': ...broke up in the end. Really hurt me...still got the scars today. They never heal, carpet burns, do they? *he smiles and leans in* ''BOTH CHEEKS, MAN!'' She nearly wore them down to the '''bone'''! *Lister leans back in his chair and humps air, making lewd squeaking noises*
-->'''Rimmer''': (with all the fury of a volcano erupting) '''''WILL YOU SHUT UP?!'''''

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* Lister annoying the absolute hell out of Rimmer for a bet in the opening scene scene, by telling him about his relationship that he'd previously hooked up with Yvonne [=McGruder=]. What really sells it is Rimmer getting visibly more angry by the second.
-->'''Lister''': ...broke -->'''Lister''': Broke up in the end. Really hurt me... still got the scars today. (''[[{{Beat}} pause]]'') They never heal, carpet burns, do they? *he smiles they?
-->'''Rimmer:''' (''shudders with barely-contained rage'')
-->'''Lister:''' (''smiles
and leans in* in'') ''BOTH CHEEKS, MAN!'' She nearly wore them down to the '''bone'''! *Lister leans (''leans back in his chair and humps air, making lewd squeaking noises*
noises'')
-->'''Rimmer''': (with (''with all the fury of a volcano erupting) erupting'') '''''WILL YOU SHUT UP?!'''''
28th Aug '16 7:43:49 AM LorienTheYounger
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--> You see for me everything's mister; (points at a flask) Mr Flask, (points at Danny) Mr Cat, (points up) Mr Microphone, (points at himself) Mr Rather-Sad-Nob!

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--> You see for me everything's mister; (points (''points at a flask) flask'') Mr Flask, (points (''points at Danny) Danny'') Mr Cat, (points up) (''points up'') Mr Microphone, (points (''points at himself) himself'') Mr Rather-Sad-Nob!Rather-Sad-Knob!



--> "Relocating Red Dwarf's vapour trail, at present speed and course... we're going to be doing something else. (Normal voice) No idea what the rest of that line was. Might as well be doing a song and dance routine (starts singing)"
--> "We can't just surrender sir, they... do something very complicated."
--> (Walks in carrying tray) "I wondered if you'd..." (stops and walks out again. Craig waves him goodbye)

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--> "Relocating Red Dwarf's vapour trail, at present speed and course... we're going to be doing something else. (Normal voice) (''normal voice'') No idea what the rest of that line was. Might as well be doing a song and dance routine (starts singing)"
routine. (''starts singing'') ''New York, New York, it's a wonderful...''"
--> "We can't just surrender sir, they...surrender, sir! They... do something very complicated."
--> (Walks (''walks in carrying tray) tray'') "I wondered if you'd..." (stops (''stops and walks out again. Craig waves him goodbye)goodbye'')



* A blooper from the scene in "Emohawk" where Rimmer learns he has severe health problems. "I knew it! It's the heart attacks– well, not the heart bloody attacks." (''audience laughs as Chris mimes having a heart attack'')[[spoiler: He was supposed to say "headaches".]]

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* A blooper from the scene in "Emohawk" where Rimmer learns he has severe health problems. "I knew it! It's the heart attacks– well, not the heart bloody attacks." (''audience laughs as Chris mimes having a heart attack'')[[spoiler: He attack'') [[spoiler:He was supposed to say "headaches".]]
* From the episode "Terrorform", where Craig Charles is operating a blowtorch with a welding mask lifted up off his face. Director Juliet May asks him to lower the mask.
--> '''Craig:''' See, thing is, I can't see out of this mask.
--> '''May:''' That doesn't matter, we don't know that.
--> '''Craig:''' Yeah, but I could cut me *''bleep''*ing knob off, you know what I mean?! "It doesn't matter, we can't tell." Well, when you smell the burning flesh you might, y'know!
* From "Meltdown" — not only does Chris Barrie flub his lines, but the shoot keeps getting interrupted by the sound of aircrafts overhead ruining perfectly good takes.
--> '''Chris:''' Well, Sartre, we don't like existentialists around here. And we certainly don't like French philosophers poncing around in their black polo-neck sweaters filling everyone's heads with their theories about the bleakness of absurdity and the exenshista— f*''bleep''*k there's an aircraft overhead as well Sartre. (''actor playing Sartre nods'')
3rd Aug '16 10:26:36 PM Avenuewriter
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-->'''Hollister (using cue cards):''' Where do you think you're going?\\

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-->'''Hollister (using cue cards):''' Where do the hell are you think you're going?\\



'''Hollister:''' You're not going to the hole, '''I''' am. (Smiles) See you in twelve months!

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'''Hollister:''' You're not going to the hole, '''I''' am. '''I am.''' (Smiles) See you in twelve months!
3rd Aug '16 5:22:00 PM Avenuewriter
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* The TraumaCongaLine Lister and Rimmer inadvertently subject Captain Hollister to throughout the episode, culminating in a HeroicBSOD rendering him mute. But the best bit is when the Dwarfers think they're being sent to solitary confinement again.
-->'''Hollister (using cue cards):''' Where do you think you're going?\\
'''Rimmer:''' The hole, sir.\\
'''Hollister:''' You're not going to the hole, '''I''' am. (Smiles) See you in twelve months!
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