History Funny / RealLIfe

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX_X685TGtc This video]] showcases electromagnetic waves from far off celestial objects converted into sounds. Some sounds are fitting, with earth giving off nature sounds, Jupiter with perpetual storms. Others 1[HellIsThatNoise Horrific]] like Saturn and its moon. So what's the result of two black holes, powerful fields of gravity that bend light, colliding? A '''Whoop''' Sound.

* After Fox News' [[CriticalResearchFailure "report" on "no-go zones" in France]], a French TV show called ''Le Petit Journal'' [[http://deadstate.org/french-media-is-mocking-fox-news-mercilessly-and-its-brilliant/ sent people pretending to be Fox reporters to explore Paris]], "[[BlatantLies the most dangerous city in the universe.]]"

'''Connie Schultz''': I am surprised you did not find a photo of me kissing U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown so hard he passes out from lack of oxygen. He’s really cute. [[CriticalResearchFailure He’s also my husband]]. You know that, right? (technically, that is some pretty deep socializing. You could say they are even in bed together).

* A week into his presidency, UsefulNotes/JoeBiden had a phone call with UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin regarding a number of tense issues between their [[UsefulNotes/UnitedStates two]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Russia}} countries]]. Later that day, during a press briefing, Fox News reporter Peter Doocy asked Biden what he and Putin talked about, [[CriticalResearchFailure apparently not knowing that the White House posted a transcript of the call online]]. Without missing a beat, Biden replied, [[https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1354149156001034240 "You. He sends his best."]] The rest of the room erupted into laughter.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX_X685TGtc This video]] showcases electromagnetic waves from far off celestial objects converted into sounds. Some sounds are fitting, with earth giving off nature sounds, Jupiter with perpetual storms. Others [[HellIsThatNoise Horrific]] like Saturn and its moon. So what's the result of two black holes, powerful fields of gravity that bend light, colliding? A '''Whoop''' Sound.

* When [[Creator/MichelangeloBuonarroti Michelangelo]] was painting ''Last Judgement'' for the Art/SistineChapel, one Biagio da Cesana complained about the figures being nude. Michealangelo's response? To depict Biagio in hell as Minos, and while censored, censored by a snake attacking Biago's privates. Pope Paul III's response:"As pope, I have power over earth and heaven. However, Michelangelo drew you in hell, which I have no power over." [[/folder]]

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* A French man, [[RefugeInAudacity disguised as an old lady in a wheelchair]], threw a cream pie at the ''Mona Lisa'', before also pulling out a number of roses and imploring listeners to think about the planet.

* Real Madrid wins the Spanish Cup... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxSuzRpTps Then runs over it with a bus]]. [[NeverLiveItDown Poor Sergio]].

** [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Less funny]] when you know the reason it exists is because someone shot Pope John Paul II four times without it.

** A year later [[HereWeGoAgain another Evergreen truck overturned and partially blocked]] Japan's Hanshin Expressway.

* On February 27, 2022, Louisiana Representative Clay Higgins posted a nonsensical tweet apparently mocking leftists. It was such WorldSaladHumor, however, that he was mocked, and even the English Dictionary dot com account [[https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1498033493561032710 replied]]

* Spongiforma squarepantsii is a sponge-like fungus named after WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants.

* In 2017, British journalist Oobah Butler created a fake restaurant, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shed_at_Dulwich The Shed at Dulwich]], and by the end of the year, made it London's [[https://web.archive.org/web/20171105232729/https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g186338-London_England.html #1 restaurant on TripAdvisor]] despite no one ever dining there. Doubles as Awesome for the owner, who successfully proved one can game the system.

*** This isn't even the first time an Evergreen ship has caused chaos. Back in 1992 the Ever Laurel spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the Pacific.

* The fact that the Tamandua, a species of anteaters, ''[[https://youtu.be/Cg2N58M-Bmc T-pose's]]'' as a threat has resulted in many "T-posing-for-dominance" memes related to them. Possibly less funny ([[CrossesTheLineTwice or maybe more-so]]) when you consider their claws are sharp enough to tear apart termite nest, and their in the ideal position to slice apart predators/curious fools.

* British journalist Oobah Butler created a fake restaurant, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shed_at_Dulwich The Shed at Dulwich]], and made it London's [[https://web.archive.org/web/20171105232729/https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g186338-London_England.html #1 restaurant on TripAdvisor]] despite no one ever dining there. Doubles as Awesome for the owner, who successfully proved one can game the system.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_VuUbsHWJU A Dramatic Reading of a YouTube Comment]], an ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin video made in response to a Website/YouTube comment discussing the portrayal of bullies on WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse.

* A weather reporter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0cLndpykL0 ate cat vomit]] from his shoe on live TV. Why? He thought it was Grape Nuts.

* [[https://medium.com/omgfacts/the-true-story-of-andrew-jacksons-swearing-parrot-6189abaa3155 President Andrew Jackson's parrot]] which caused such a disturbance at his funeral it had to be removed. The reverend reported that the mourners were both shocked and awed by its language.

--->''When I was a kid I used to mess about with a quiche board.''
--->''Where do I obtain a wedgie board? Do I have to make my own wedgie or can I buy one from a witch or vegan ?''

** From the same uploader, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw Curse of The Weggy Board]], where people flock to Yahoo! Answers asking all sorts of poorly-spelled questions regarding [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] [[OuijaBoard boards.]]

** This isn't even the first time an Evergreen ship has caused chaos. Back in 1992 the Ever Laurel spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the Pacific.