History Funny / Ratatouille

--> '''Skinner''': "WHO COOKS THE [[TitleDrop RATATOUILLE]]!?"

--> '''Skinner's''' face falls and he [[{{Squick}} chokes up]].

--> ''Skinner'': "WHO COOKS THE [[TitleDrop RATATOUILLE]]!?"
--> Skinner's face falls and he [[{{Squick}} chokes up]].
--> Cut to Skinner, all trussed up, chucked into the pantry alongside the health inspector.

* '''Skinner:''' Welcome to Hell.

* "Sometimes one can be ''too'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar familiar with vegetables]]."

* Anton Ego stopping his own SpitTake, checking the wine he's drinking, then deciding it's better he swallow it...

* "BUT HE'S ''RUINING THE SOUP!''"

* There's something enjoyably ridiculous about the chase scene, when Skinner [[spoiler: is chasing Remy throughout Paris]].

--->'''Skinner:''' ''(After learning Linguini is Gusteau's son) No...no...no no NO NOOO!! '''[[BigNo NOOOO!!!!]]''' (''Kicks drawer'')
--->'''Talon:''' The DNA matches, the timing works, everything checks out. He is Gusteau’s son.
--->'''Skinner:''' T-t-this can't just-- happen! The whole thing is a set-up! The boy KNOWS! ''(Skinner goes to his window and parts the blinds to the kitchen)'' Look at him out there -- [[ObfuscatingStupidity pretending]] to be an ''idiot''! He’s toying with my mind, like a cat with a ball! Of... something!
--->'''Talon:''' String...?
--->'''Skinner:''' Yes! Playing dumb! Taunting me with that rat!
--->'''Talon:''' Rat...?
--->'''Skinner:''' Yes! He’s consorting with it! Deliberately trying to make me think it’s important!
--->'''Talon:''' The...rat...
--->'''Skinner:''' Exactly!
--->'''Talon:''' ''(delicately)'' Is the rat... "important"?
--->'''Skinner:''' Of course not! He just wants me to ''think'' that it is! Oh, I see the theatricality of it; a rat appears on the boy’s first night, I order him to kill it and now he wants me to see it everywhere! ''(high voice)'' OOOH!! ''(snaps fingers wildly)'' It’s here, no it isn’t, it’s HERE! Am I seeing things, am I crazy, is there a phantom rat or is there ''not''!? But ohhh no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of... ''(Suddenly aware Talon is starting at him)''
---> '''Talon:''' ''[a little freaked out]'' ... Should I be concerned about this? About... ''you''?
*** Made even better when Linguini cheerfully ''waves'' at him while Skinner says he's pretending to be an idiot!

-->'''Skinner:''' ''(After learning Linguini is Gusteau's son) No...no...no no NO NOOO!! '''[[BigNo NOOOO!!!!]]''' (''Kicks drawer'')
-->'''Talon:''' The DNA matches, the timing works, everything checks out. He is Gusteau’s son.
-->'''Skinner:''' T-t-this can't just-- happen! The whole thing is a set-up! The boy KNOWS! ''(Skinner goes to his window and parts the blinds to the kitchen)'' Look at him out there -- [[ObfuscatingStupidity pretending]] to be an ''idiot''! He’s toying with my mind, like a cat with a ball! Of... something!
-->'''Talon:''' String...?
-->'''Skinner:''' Yes! Playing dumb! Taunting me with that rat!
-->'''Talon:''' Rat...?
-->'''Skinner:''' Yes! He’s consorting with it! Deliberately trying to make me think it’s important!
-->'''Talon:''' The...rat...
-->'''Skinner:''' Exactly!
-->'''Talon:''' ''(delicately)'' Is the rat... "important"?
-->'''Skinner:''' Of course not! He just wants me to ''think'' that it is! Oh, I see the theatricality of it; a rat appears on the boy’s first night, I order him to kill it and now he wants me to see it everywhere! ''(high voice)'' OOOH!! ''(snaps fingers wildly)'' It’s here, no it isn’t, it’s HERE! Am I seeing things, am I crazy, is there a phantom rat or is there ''not''!? But ohhh no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of... ''(Suddenly aware Talon is starting at him)''
--> '''Talon:''' ''[a little freaked out]'' ... Should I be concerned about this? About... ''you''?

* The Lawyer's reaction to Skinner's rant about seeing rats everywhere near Linguini

** "The whole thing is a set-up! The boy KNOWS! Look at him out there -- [[ObfuscatingStupidity pretending]] to be an ''idiot''!"
*** Made even better when Linguini cheerfully ''waves'' at him while he says it!

--> ''[a little freaked out]'' ... Should I be concerned about this? About... ''you''?

* When Remy and Linguini are practicing how to cook together, Remy accidentaly throws a frying pan out of the window and causing a car crash. Linguini tentivly lifts up his blindfold, only for Remy to push it back down for his own sake.

* Remy's reaction upon smelling Linguini's cooking.

* Anton Ego stopping his own SpitTake, checking the wine he's drinking, then deciding it's better he swallow it...

* When Remy and Linguini are practicing how to cook together, Remy accidentaly throws a frying pan out of the window and causing a car crash. Linguini tentivly lifts up his blindfold, only for Remy to push it back down for his own sake.

** He finally gets to set something on fire after Linguini inherits the restaurant and Skinner is thrown out -- boxes of the cheap microwaveable food Skinner was hocking in Gusteau's name.

--> "DAH! ''(rips off Linguini's toque only to find nothing in there and then covers up for it)'' Got your toque!"

** Gets a hilarious callback when Skinner is trying to sneak back into the kitchen. He gets caught by that chef, who doesn't say anything, but silently and menacingly [[MundaneMadeAwesome holds up his thumb.]]

* La Rousse with his mini blowtorch. It's when Remy gets caught by Linguini, and La Rousse is psyched to kill him with fire, only for Skinner to shoot the suggestion down. Watch his face right after Skinner says "Are you mad?!?"

** Gets a hilarious callback when Skinner is trying to sneak back into the kitchen. He gets caught by that chef, who doesn't say anything, but silently and menacingly [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome holds up his thumb.]]

* "It sounds like rat... and patootie."

** The section on the plague. To say anything more would utterly spoil it.