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* Now that Pintsize looks more human, [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555 he can't lech on women the way he used to]]:
-->'''Pintsize''': [''to Willow''] And it was nice meeting YOUR TI... Your ju... Your baz... [''freaking out''] I--I can't bring myself to say it! CURSE this new body and the no-doubt fascinating psychological implications of it changing my sense of propriety!
-->'''Willow''': From now on, I am referring to breasts as TIJUBAS. Tijubas tijubas tijubas.
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* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4533 "HAW HAW HAW YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD YOU!"]]

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* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4533 "HAW HAW HAW YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD YOU!"]]
FUCKIN' BASTARD"]]
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\n* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4533 "HAW HAW HAW YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD YOU!"]]
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* Marigold's [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4518 hapless attempt]] to conceal from Dora how she's making so much money.
** Followed by her equally hapless attempts to convince Dora that she's not actually doing what she said she was doing.

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* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3627 Winston]] tries out puns.
-->'''Winston:''' Ma'am-elore.\\
'''Hannelore:''' '''No.'''
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* Turns out [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1967 Dora and Marten's reunion]]had an audience.
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** 660 strips later, Faye [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3798 still has permanent sex hair]].

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** 660 strips later, Faye [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3798 php?comic=4458 still has permanent sex hair]].
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** 660 strips later, Faye [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3798 still has permanent sex hair]].
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* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4417 Millefeuille's femur replacement]] goes well.[[note]]Remember that she's one of the robots.[[/note]]
-->'''Sam (in her Skullmaster mask)''': ''CAN SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS, LAY CLAIM TO YOUR OLD LEG BONE?''\\
'''Millefeuille''': Um, sure, I guess--\\
'''Sam''': ''SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS, HAS OBTAINED THE LEGENDARY OBSIDIAN FEMUR OF GROBULAX''\\
'''Brun''': Your last name is Grobulax?
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* Pintsize decides to declare his revenge upon the Roomba. In [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=707 full samurai regalia]]. One has to wonder what variant of the Home Shopping Channel sells it in his size, though.
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* She might have a [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4347 new body]], but May's still the same old may.

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* She might have a [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4347 new body]], but May's still the same old may.May.
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* When May [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4348 hits her old body on the head]] (and not even very hard), it ''falls off'' and the ''neck catches fire''.
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'''May''': Well, I just found out I have an ''orifice management utility'' now, so ''pretty fuckin' good.''

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'''May''': Well, I just found out I have an ''orifice management utility'' now, so ''pretty fuckin' good.''''
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-->'''Momo''': Not to rain on your parade, but we should probably check to see whether you are legally allowed to own a polearm.

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-->'''Momo''': Not to rain on your parade, but we should probably check to see whether you are legally allowed to own a polearm.polearm.
* She might have a [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4347 new body]], but May's still the same old may.
-->'''Melon''': Yes, they're very impressive, but how do you ''FEEL?''\\
'''May''': Well, I just found out I have an ''orifice management utility'' now, so ''pretty fuckin' good.''
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'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': Finish your burrito, coward

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'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': Finish your burrito, cowardcoward
* May's fundraiser goes [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4336 better than expected]], so she [[HopeIsScary allows herself]] to start thinking seriously about buying a new body... and a corset and a spear to go with it.
-->'''Momo''': Not to rain on your parade, but we should probably check to see whether you are legally allowed to own a polearm.
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-->'''Sven''': [''deadpan''] Right. How silly of me.

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-->'''Sven''': [''deadpan''] Right. How silly of me.me.
* Elliot comes ''[[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4329 this close]]'' to admitting his crush on Clinton.
-->'''Clinton''': How do you go halfway on asking someone out?\\
'''Elliot''': W-well, you... you say something like "do you wanna go have lunch."\\
'''Clinton''': Ohh, I get it. Hanging out, not specifically a date.\\
'''Elliot''': Yeah.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Clinton''': ''Wait a minute''\\
'''Elliot''': ANYWAY I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO WORK, GOOD LUNCH\\
'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': Finish your burrito, coward

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----* Hannelore [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4314 asks Sven if he'd be interested in contributing towards a new body for May]]. The conversation is funny enough, but the funniest bit is the expression on Sven's face in the second frame where you can see him silently contemplating what it'd be like to have sex with May if her body didn't keep falling apart. The ensuing dialogue underlines this:
-->'''Hannelore''': If you aren't able to donate at this time, it's okay!
-->'''Sven''': No, no, I'd like to, I'm just trying to work through the ethics of donating to something I might directly benefit from.
-->'''Hannelore''': Oh, Sven, don't be silly! There's nothing unethical about feeling good for doing a good deed!
-->'''Sven''': [''deadpan''] Right. How silly of me.
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* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3716 "Oh my god]] I can '''''hear''''' the quotation marks."
* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3722 Brun discovers a cursed phrase.]]
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* Bubbles is so nervous when [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4284 Faye introduces her to her mom]], that she starts talking like Faye:
-->'''Bubbles''': Y-yeah, we're pardners. We started up the business 'fore, uh, 'fore we realised our feelin's for each other.
-->'''Faye''': [''incredulous sidelong glance''] "Pardners"?
** Immediately followed up by Faye and, indeed, her mom, each losing their patience in classic style:
--->'''Faye''': OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE CAN WE PLEASE DROP THE FUCKIN' PRETENSE AND TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS
--->'''Mrs Whittaker''': FUCKIN' YES PLEASE
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* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3590 Bubbles meets Skull Master.]]
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* When Claire passes her librarian exams and they decide to celebrate at Coffee of Doom, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4258 Emily shows up] with a gift of a theremin kit. Claire is delighted. She's slightly less delighted when [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4259 Hannelore and Clinton]] also show up with identical theremin kits for her. The punchline is that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4260 Faye feels bad]] for not getting around to ordering her one.

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* When Claire passes her librarian exams and they decide to celebrate at Coffee of Doom, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4258 Emily shows up] up]] with a gift of a theremin kit. Claire is delighted. She's slightly less delighted when [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4259 Hannelore and Clinton]] also show up with identical theremin kits for her. The punchline is that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4260 Faye feels bad]] for not getting around to ordering her one.
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* When Claire passes her librarian exams and they decide to celebrate at Coffee of Doom, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4258 Emily shows up] with a gift of a theremin kit. Claire is delighted. She's slightly less delighted when [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4259 Hannelore and Clinton]] also show up with identical theremin kits for her. The punchline is that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4260 Faye feels bad]] for not getting around to ordering her one.
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-->'''Veronica:''' You know that scene in Disney/LadyAndTheTramp where they're slurping up both ends of a noodle and end up kissing?\\

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-->'''Veronica:''' You know that scene in Disney/LadyAndTheTramp ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' where they're slurping up both ends of a noodle and end up kissing?\\
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* It [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4220 turns out]] that Beeps' morning was even more full of disaster than was suspected: not only did she waste hours pointlessly printing out a bunch of forms that could have been filled out online and then allow herself to be sold an expensive fountain pen when she could have got a cheap one, after which she gave over control of the non-profit to Roko: she went on to lose the piece of paper "with all the important passwords on it" and then knocked over the water cooler. Despite this, she considers her job "very fulfilling work".
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* After a little light teasing, Sven and May [[spoiler: unexpectedly hook up.]] [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4008 The result]] involves an oven glove, a watermelon, some nunchucks, toilet paper and ''pints'' of lube (including WD-40). Even in the version censored for general viewing, it can be glimpsed beneath the censor bar that Sven is still wearing half a watermelon on his junk.]]

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* After a little light teasing, Sven and May [[spoiler: unexpectedly hook up.]] [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4008 The result]] involves [[NoodleImplements an oven glove, a watermelon, some nunchucks, toilet paper and ''pints'' of lube (including WD-40).WD-40)]]. Even in the version censored for general viewing, it can be glimpsed beneath the censor bar that Sven is still wearing half a watermelon on his junk.]]
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* Beepatrice is [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4212 philosophical and accepting]] about [[spoiler: Roko becoming her new boss]]... until Renee points out that she has no idea who Beeps is or what she's talking about.
-->'''Beepatrice''': Still, I can't help feeling a little melancholy. It's sad to give up on something, even if you know you're not cut out for it.
-->'''Renee''': [''bemused''] Yeah, that sounds rough. '''Who''' are you?
-->'''Beepatrice''': Oh, sorry, yes, hello. I'm Beepatrice. I live down the hall.
-->'''Brun''': If we leave the door open will more robots keep wandering in?
-->'''Millefeuille''': [''cheerfully''] Probably!
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'''Jeph''': [[SarcasmMode please nominate me for a Hugo award]]

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'''Jeph''': [[SarcasmMode please nominate me for a Hugo award]]award]]
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-->'''Jeph''': Sam would later become famous for her painting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Slaying_Holofernes_(Artemisia_Gentileschi,_Naples) "Faye Beheading Pintsize"]]

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-->'''Jeph''': Sam would later become famous for her painting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Slaying_Holofernes_(Artemisia_Gentileschi,_Naples) "Faye Beheading Pintsize"]]Pintsize"]]
* Keepin' it classy in [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4186 strip #4186]]:
-->'''Bubbles''': I believe we are past the stage of maintaining scatological niceties in this household.\\
'''[[StealthHiBye Pintsize]]''': FINALLY\\
'''Jeph''': [[SarcasmMode please nominate me for a Hugo award]]
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-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': ''Fuckin' work with me here god damn''

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-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': ''Fuckin' work with me here god damn''damn''
* Faye, slightly envious that Sam is getting more customers than her, sarcastically calls her "Gentileschi." It's a little funny if you know your art history, but [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4127 Jeph's commentary]] is what brings the joke home.
-->'''Jeph''': Sam would later become famous for her painting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Slaying_Holofernes_(Artemisia_Gentileschi,_Naples) "Faye Beheading Pintsize"]]
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* Bubbles is [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4104 inordinately proud of how good she is at detecting things.]]

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* Bubbles is [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4104 inordinately proud of how good she is at detecting things.]]]]
* Roko's [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4114 lucid dream]] in all its low-rent glory.
-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': Anyway, I have come to bring you a message FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE OOOOOOOOO.
-->'''Roko''': You're not ''in'' a grave. You're in a recycling facility.
-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': ''Fuckin' work with me here god damn''

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