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--> ''[Pulls out a shiv, looks at the others]'' "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! ''[turns to Cuchillo]'' C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got [[DualWielding two fucking guns!]] ''[turns to Nikolai]'' C'mon Russian, you've got a [[{{BFG}} big fucking gun!]]

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--> ''[Pulls ---> ''[pulls out a shiv, looks at the others]'' "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! ''[turns to Cuchillo]'' C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got [[DualWielding two fucking guns!]] ''[turns to Nikolai]'' C'mon Russian, you've got a [[{{BFG}} big fucking gun!]]gun!]]"



--> ''"When I get back... I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''."''

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--> ---> ''"When I get back... I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''."''



-->"''I have kids!''" ''[pulls out the photo of ''Nikolai's'' kids]''

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-->"''I -->''"I have kids!''" ''[pulls kids!" [pulls out the photo of ''Nikolai's'' kids]''
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--> *Pulls out a shiv, looks at the others* "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns to Cuchillo* C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got [[DualWielding two fucking guns!]] *turns to Nikolai* C'mon Russian, you've got a [[{{BFG}} big fucking gun!]]

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--> *Pulls ''[Pulls out a shiv, looks at the others* others]'' "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns ''[turns to Cuchillo* Cuchillo]'' C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got [[DualWielding two fucking guns!]] *turns ''[turns to Nikolai* Nikolai]'' C'mon Russian, you've got a [[{{BFG}} big fucking gun!]]



--> "When I get back... I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''."

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--> "When ''"When I get back... I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.""''



** Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans:
--> '''Edwin''': "Is that your girlfriend?"
--> '''Stans''': "No. [[BrotherSisterIncest My sister]]."

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** Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans:
Stans' chest:
--> '''Edwin''': "Is '''Edwin:''' Is that your girlfriend?"
--> '''Stans''': "No.
girlfriend?\\
'''Stans:''' No.
[[BrotherSisterIncest My sister]]."



--> '''Stans''': "Die, you space faggot!"

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--> '''Stans''': "Die, '''Stans:''' Die, you space faggot!"faggot!



* Edwin gets the best line in the whole movie. After being used as bait to try and lure one of the Predators into a trap (i.e., letting him be chased through the forest), he stops, catches his breath, and bellows:
-->'''Edwin''': ''FUCK!'' '''''ALL OF YOU!'''''

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* Edwin gets the best line in the whole movie. After being used as bait to try and lure one of the Predators into a trap (i.e., letting him be chased through the forest), forest by one), he stops, catches his breath, and bellows:
-->'''Edwin''': -->'''Edwin:''' ''FUCK!'' '''''ALL OF YOU!'''''



--> '''Noland''': [''to his imaginary friend''] "You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."
-->'''Noland''': [''shouting''] "How am I gonna live with them, too?!"

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--> '''Noland''': [''to '''Noland:''' ''[to his imaginary friend''] "You friend]'' You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."
-->'''Noland''': [''shouting''] "How
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'''Noland:''' ''[shouting]'' How
am I gonna live with them, too?!"too?!



-->"''I have kids!''" *Pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.*

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-->"''I have kids!''" *Pulls ''[pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.*''Nikolai's'' kids]''
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** After being startled by a flying bird... [[BuffySpeak thing]], everyone pulls out their guns...except Stans:

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** After being startled by a flying bird... [[BuffySpeak thing]], everyone pulls out their guns... except Stans:
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* Stans is... [[VillainProtagonist pretty far from heroic]], but he ''is'' the source of most of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest moments]] in the film.

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* Stans is... [[VillainProtagonist pretty far from heroic]], but he ''is'' is the source of most of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest moments]] in the film.funniest.
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* The Predators may have mastered casual interstellar travel, but as demonstrated by the soldier that literally drops in at terminal velocity on Royce and Cuchillo, they haven't quite worked the technical difficulties out of ''a parachute.''
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** Stan's wonderfully creative battle cry as he's knifing a Predator.
--> '''Stans''': "Die, you space faggot!"
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--> '''Noland''': [to his imaginary friend] "You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."
-->'''Noland''': [shouting] "How am I gonna live with them, too?!"

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--> '''Noland''': [to [''to his imaginary friend] friend''] "You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."
-->'''Noland''': [shouting] [''shouting''] "How am I gonna live with them, too?!"
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--> '''Noland''': [to his imaginary friend] "You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."
-->'''Noland''': [shouting] "How am I gonna live with them, too?!"
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* Every line Stans has in the movie. But mostly this one:
--> When I get back...I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.
** Don't forget the completely deadpan "Yeah. Five o'clock. Bitch raping time" the doctor answers him with.
* The doctor's reaction after being used as bait is the funniest line in the movie.
--> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"

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* Every line Stans has is... [[VillainProtagonist pretty far from heroic]], but he ''is'' the source of most of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest moments]] in the movie. But mostly this one:
film.
** After being startled by a flying bird... [[BuffySpeak thing]], everyone pulls out their guns...except Stans:
--> When *Pulls out a shiv, looks at the others* "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns to Cuchillo* C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got [[DualWielding two fucking guns!]] *turns to Nikolai* C'mon Russian, you've got a [[{{BFG}} big fucking gun!]]
** Later:
--> "When
I get back...back... I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.
cocaine''."
*** Edwin's nonchalant agreement with what Stans says next only makes it funnier.
** Don't forget Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans:
--> '''Edwin''': "Is that your girlfriend?"
--> '''Stans''': "No. [[BrotherSisterIncest My sister]]."
* Edwin gets
the completely deadpan "Yeah. Five o'clock. Bitch raping time" best line in the doctor answers him with.
* The doctor's reaction after
whole movie. After being used as bait is to try and lure one of the funniest line in Predators into a trap (i.e., letting him be chased through the movie.
--> "''Fuck! '''ALL
forest), he stops, catches his breath, and bellows:
-->'''Edwin''': ''FUCK!'' '''''ALL
OF YOU!'''''"YOU!'''''



-->"''I have kids!''" *Pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.*

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-->"''I have kids!''" *Pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.**
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* Noland and when he's talking to himself, especially when he tries to kill the others.

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* Noland and when he's talking to himself, especially when he tries to kill the others.others.
*Edwin when he's begging to not be left behind.
-->"''I have kids!''" *Pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.*
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--> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"

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--> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"YOU!'''''"
* Noland and when he's talking to himself, especially when he tries to kill the others.
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** Don't forget the completely deadpan "Yeah. Five o'clock. Bitch raping time" the doctor answers him with.
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-> When I get back...I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.

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-> --> When I get back...I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.



-> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"

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-> --> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"
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-> When I get back...I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.

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-> When I get back...I am gonna do ''so much fucking cocaine''.cocaine''.
* The doctor's reaction after being used as bait is the funniest line in the movie.
-> "''Fuck! '''ALL OF YOU!'''''"

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