- Stans is... pretty far from heroic, but he is the source of most of the funniest moments in the film.
*Pulls out a shiv, looks at the others* "You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns to Cuchillo* C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got two fucking guns! *turns to Nikolai* C'mon Russian, you've got a big fucking gun!
- After being startled by a flying bird... thing, everyone pulls out their guns...except Stans:
"When I get back... I am gonna do so much fucking cocaine."
- Edwin's nonchalant agreement with what Stans says next only makes it funnier.
Edwin: "Is that your girlfriend?"Stans: "No. My sister."
- Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans:
Stans: "Die, you space faggot!"
- Stan's wonderfully creative battle cry as he's knifing a Predator.
- Edwin gets the best line in the whole movie. After being used as bait to try and lure one of the Predators into a trap (i.e., letting him be chased through the forest), he stops, catches his breath, and bellows:
Edwin: FUCK! ALL OF YOU!
- Noland and when he's talking to himself, especially when he tries to kill the others.
Noland: [to his imaginary friend] "You see the shit you've gotten us into, man? I told you that. You never listen to me, though. Six more. Six more fucking mouths to feed. I can barely stand living with you."Noland: [shouting] "How am I gonna live with them, too?!"
- Edwin when he's begging to not be left behind.
"I have kids!" *Pulls out the photo of Nikolai's kids.*